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Title: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: big L dawg on September 16, 2009, 01:44:35 PM: I'm tired of livin in this garage.I haven't showered in days.haven't changed clothes in weeks.Haven't worked in months...I just found out my girlfriend is doing porn with Kimbo Slice.Yea....It sounds bad....really bad.....but you know what keeps me going?Love& passion....Love for the feel of cold iron as I pump out rep after rep....& passion to be the best I can be.While others are out enjoying life drinkin beer & eatin wings.I'm choking down another chalky protein shake from walmart...Most can't fathom this level of dedication but thats what separates me & other bodybuilders like me from the losers...

this is DAWG........Can you handle it?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on September 16, 2009, 01:45:52 PM: is that a garbage can u are sitting on?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: dov on September 16, 2009, 01:47:33 PM: clearly offseason....what's ur BF% ?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: tendonitis on September 16, 2009, 01:50:38 PM: halloween isn't for another 6 weeks dude
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 16, 2009, 01:55:16 PM: Brutal 20lb db, knees torn out of sweatpants from "earning" a protein shake in the gas station bathroom and bottle of JD sitting on the shelf behind you.
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: dov on September 16, 2009, 01:56:17 PM: Quote from: bodybuilder1234 on September 16, 2009, 01:45:52 PM
is that a garbage can u are sitting on?
LOL..if I'm sittin on a garbage can in a garage, I've gotta Budweiser in my hand. How come you're fat when you're locked away in a basement?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: aglifter on September 16, 2009, 01:56:30 PM: Classic permabulker. Hilarious. Very nice.
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: benchmstr on September 16, 2009, 01:57:06 PM: sweet ax

bench
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 16, 2009, 01:58:20 PM: Is that someone's feet sticking out from under the curtain to the left?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: dov on September 16, 2009, 02:00:24 PM: Still not a single legit push up.... :(
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on September 16, 2009, 02:33:38 PM: Animal Pack called, they liked your story!
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on September 16, 2009, 02:37:16 PM: Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on September 16, 2009, 02:33:38 PM
Animal ~~Pack~~ Pak called, they liked your story!
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: Rinc on September 16, 2009, 02:54:17 PM: Quote from: dov on September 16, 2009, 01:47:33 PM
clearly offseason....what's ur BF% ?
I'd say 30%+
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: Option D on September 16, 2009, 02:55:47 PM: wtf happend to your face my man
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: big L dawg on September 16, 2009, 02:58:10 PM: Quote from: big_mal on September 16, 2009, 02:55:47 PM
wtf happend to your face my man

nuthin Mal...why do you ask?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: peroni on September 16, 2009, 03:06:57 PM: Fat guy with a mask looking for attention on an internet forum by ripping off animal pack...

No, I can't handle it.
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on September 16, 2009, 03:07:49 PM: Quote from: peroni on September 16, 2009, 03:06:57 PM
Fat guy with a mask looking for attention on an internet forum by ripping off animal ~~pack~~ pak...

No, I can't handle it.

;D
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 16, 2009, 03:08:55 PM: I think he is starting his own line of supps.....Fat Pak.
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: big L dawg on September 16, 2009, 03:12:46 PM: Quote from: peroni on May 19, 2007, 09:36:05 PM
I saw an ad for legalsteroids.com. They claim to have products that mimick the effects of the anabolic steroids their name implies. D Bol, etc. Does anyone have any experience with any of these products?

not everyone can afford or has the balls to try such Hardcore products as legal D-bol ha ha to funny.
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: wikkedonez on September 16, 2009, 03:14:56 PM: That's not the singer from Slipknot? :D
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: disturbia on September 16, 2009, 03:21:37 PM: Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on September 16, 2009, 02:33:38 PM
Animal Pack called, they liked your story!

its Avesher Pak >:( >:(
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 16, 2009, 03:41:22 PM: Pics of the GF doing porn? Pics or it didn't happen
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Post by: Tapeworm on September 16, 2009, 03:46:21 PM: Circumsized? Everything else you have is cut off. :D
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: big L dawg on September 16, 2009, 03:56:37 PM: Quote from: Tapeworm on September 16, 2009, 03:46:21 PM
Circumsized? Everything else you have is cut off. :D

Yea...just got it takin care of recently...
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 16, 2009, 04:10:42 PM: Is this your girl?
(http://madpornvideos.com/ag/new/itv/christina05/pic1.jpg)
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: brent2741 on September 16, 2009, 04:52:44 PM: stupid fucker ;D
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 16, 2009, 04:54:33 PM: Quote from: brent2741 on September 16, 2009, 04:52:44 PM
stupid fucker ;D
I call bullshit until I see pics of his girl
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: Earl1972 on September 16, 2009, 04:59:08 PM: haha dawg is on a roll :D

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Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 16, 2009, 05:05:28 PM: Quote from: big L dawg on September 16, 2009, 03:56:37 PM
Yea...just got it takin care of recently...

Really? Why?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: big L dawg on September 16, 2009, 06:29:51 PM: Quote from: Earl1972 on September 16, 2009, 04:59:08 PM
haha dawg is on a roll :D

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thanx Earl...real recognize real brother....

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on September 16, 2009, 05:05:28 PM
Really? Why?

It was collecting lint...I only bath on weekends...
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: brent2741 on September 16, 2009, 08:07:43 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on September 16, 2009, 04:54:33 PM
I call bullshit until I see pics of his girl
it's common knowledge
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: wes mantooth on September 16, 2009, 09:55:38 PM: you guys are crazy....this is HARDCORE!!!!!!

GGGRRRRRRR!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on September 17, 2009, 12:27:29 AM: Fuck yeh, I can handle it! ARF! ARF!
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Post by: DK II on September 17, 2009, 12:29:33 AM: Go to MD, you can be a mod there. ::)
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: tommywishbone on September 17, 2009, 12:56:34 AM: This thread, unlike me, has potential.
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: webcake on September 17, 2009, 12:59:04 AM: That's not a fat mexican..........wait... .nevermind.
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: clued-up on September 17, 2009, 02:06:13 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=298093.0;attach=339262;image)

you're a fat pig :)
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 17, 2009, 02:57:58 PM: Still no pics of your girl doing porn?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: big L dawg on September 17, 2009, 04:27:19 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on September 16, 2009, 04:10:42 PM
Is this your girl?
(http://madpornvideos.com/ag/new/itv/christina05/pic1.jpg)
no she's a pale white broad
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on September 17, 2009, 02:57:58 PM
Still no pics of your girl doing porn?

they won't let me on the set.She says I cramp her style...fuckin bitch...
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 17, 2009, 04:29:47 PM: Quote from: big L dawg on September 17, 2009, 04:27:19 PM
no she's a pale white broad
they won't let me on the set.She says I cramp her style...fuckin bitch...
Is Kimbo dropping loads all over her face?
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: big L dawg on September 17, 2009, 04:32:51 PM: Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on September 17, 2009, 04:29:47 PM
Is Kimbo dropping loads all over her face?

I'm not sure man I hope not.I climbed a tree and was lookin over the wall to the swiming pool were the scenes are being shot.All I seen was five black dudes standing in a circle with no sighn of my girlfriend...
Title: Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on September 17, 2009, 04:33:09 PM: Quote from: big L dawg on September 16, 2009, 01:44:35 PM
I'm tired of livin in this garage.I haven't showered in days.haven't changed clothes in weeks.Haven't worked in months...I just found out my girlfriend is doing porn with Kimbo Slice.Yea....It sounds bad....really bad.....but you know what keeps me going?Love& passion....Love for the feel of cold iron as I pump out rep after rep....& passion to be the best I can be.While others are out enjoying life drinkin beer & eatin wings.I'm choking down another chalky protein shake from walmart...Most can't fathom this level of dedication but thats what separates me & other bodybuilders like me from the losers...

this is DAWG........Can you handle it?

homo obesisus