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Title: Why hire a pro guest poser when you can hire me to be a guest ____ !
Post by: Howard on September 22, 2009, 06:55:40 PM

I may not be a good guest POSER but I would make a hell of a guest EATER at any BB event.

Title: Re: Why hire a pro guest poser when you can hire me to be a guest ____ !
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 22, 2009, 06:58:10 PM

first!

Title: Re: Why hire a pro guest poser when you can hire me to be a guest ____ !
Post by: Howard on September 22, 2009, 07:01:50 PM

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on September 22, 2009, 06:58:10 PM

first!

I have been carb loading for the last 14 yrs ( since my last contest) I think I may have "spilled over".
On 2nd thought I have seen a few off season pros that eat me food in one sitting than me and my dog can do all day hehehehe.
KING Kamali often took on the role of  guest eater more than guset poser at his off season guest spots.
Imagine a cruise ship with NOTHING but off season bodybuilders on board....the poor toilets

Title: Re: Why hire a pro guest poser when you can hire me to be a guest ____ !
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 22, 2009, 07:04:40 PM

Quote from: Howard on September 22, 2009, 07:01:50 PM

I have been carb loading for the last 14 yrs ( since my last contest) I think I may have "spilled over".
On 2nd thought I have seen a few off season pros that eat me food in one sitting than me and my dog can do all day hehehehe.
KING Kamali often took on the role of  guest eater more than guset poser at his off season guest spots.
Imagine a cruise ship with NOTHING but off season bodybuilders on board....the poor toilets

ha ha yes!

Title: Re: Why hire a pro guest poser when you can hire me to be a guest ____ !
Post by: kimura on September 22, 2009, 07:05:11 PM

You should have your kidneys checked, seriously.

Title: Re: Why hire a pro guest poser when you can hire me to be a guest ____ !
Post by: Howard on September 22, 2009, 07:07:22 PM

Quote from: kimura on September 22, 2009, 07:05:11 PM

You should have your kidneys checked, seriously.

I just had my 50 yr full check up with colonoscopy. My a-hole and internal organs are jam up and I can fart as loud as any 20 something

Title: Re: Why hire a pro guest poser when you can hire me to be a guest ____ !
Post by: TechnoViking on September 22, 2009, 10:20:42 PM

Does the teachers Union drug test Howard?