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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Alex23 on September 30, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
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Was squatting somewhat heavy yesterday then half hour later, shot a 3lb brown torpedo... now my butthole looks like gummy bears are at the "gate"...
Prep H is my friend.. thank god my boyfriend is out of town, that gives me time to "heal" (no homo)..
Are there consequences if it happens too often?
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;D
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;D
I make it sound funny but it isn't really Meso_Z.... just caughing (from the tren) sends little stings up my colon.
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shitty
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this is what happens when u dont have enough veggies in the diet, good luck on recovery its a bitch to have that
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Was squatting somewhat heavy yesterday then half hour later, shot a 3lb brown torpedo... now my butthole looks like gummy bears are at the "gate"...
Prep H is my friend.. thank god my boyfriend is out of town, that gives me time to "heal" (no homo)..
Are there consequences if it happens too often?
I was squatting on a 8inch brown torpedo yesterday and "blew a gasket", it was a mess, looked like someone spit chunky chocolate protein all over the floor.( no homo )
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Was squatting somewhat heavy yesterday then half hour later, shot a 3lb brown torpedo... now my butthole looks like gummy bears are at the "gate"...
Prep H is my friend.. thank god my boyfriend is out of town, that gives me time to "heal" (no homo)..
Are there consequences if it happens too often?
Heavy squats and leg presses are the best for bringing the turtlehead out of it's shell.
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sounds like A23's big weekend in SchmoeVegas loosened up his cornhole :o
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sounds like A23's big weekend in SchmoeVegas loosened up his cornhole :o
This is a thread about squatting, something you know nothing about.
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This guy has "blown a gasket" you could say
(http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg)
The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".
To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.
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This is a thread about squatting, something you know nothing about.
Oh yeah, I bet I can hang with most
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Heavy squats and leg presses are the best for bringing the turtlehead out of it's shell.
LOL!!!!
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Was squatting somewhat heavy yesterday then half hour later, shot a 3lb brown torpedo... now my butthole looks like gummy bears are at the "gate"...
Prep H is my friend.. thank god my boyfriend is out of town, that gives me time to "heal" (no homo)..
Are there consequences if it happens too often?
say thnx to the father for showing you how to use, THE prep H :-X
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Damn funny thread...lol
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That is the scariest nastiest thing oh my god. I don't want to think about how that would feel
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its fake though
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp
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i popped a hernia once doing squats. it was in the lower bowel between the ponads and asshole. every once in a while it would shoot searing pain through that area..so i transferred to lighter squats and leg presses.
but i thought i'd done some serious damage when it first happened thats for sure.
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Hey shit happens ;D
I have, however, blown a view blood vessels squating... 8)
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its fake though
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp
I think that the article you've cited is fake. See how easy that was? It may be even more believable if I put it on the net
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Was squatting somewhat heavy yesterday then half hour later, shot a 3lb brown torpedo... now my butthole looks like gummy bears are at the "gate"...
Prep H is my friend.. thank god my boyfriend is out of town, that gives me time to "heal" (no homo)..
Are there consequences if it happens too often?
Yes! Bah ha ha ha
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I think that the article you've cited is fake. See how easy that was? It may be even more believable if I put it on the net
you obviously are not familiar with snopes are you?
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chewed bubblegum buttholes
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;)
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Doing much better, thanks for the PMs of tricks:
Lanacane spray - works pretty good and numbs the "area".. if I ever decide to slide on meat pole, I'll use it.
Witch Hazel - helps too
Emu oil (no homo) smooths out too
Tabasco - not cool! (this was from "pumpster")