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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: jehwit on October 12, 2009, 08:19:58 AM
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It's business as usual at the gym. A symphony of humming pulleys, clanging iron plates, the grunting of uber-men taxing their muscles beyond the limit, the raucous laughter between men. Then! A hush falls over this din, as HE muscle-walks into the room. Jaws drop and pussies moisten. It's Greg Kovacs...and he's back!
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sweat, gh gut, glasses, baggy sweatpants, swollen site injected arms, heavy heavy weights, smith machines, massive, heavy breathing, tall, dominance, confidence :o
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It's business as usual at the gym. A symphony of humming pulleys, clanging iron plates, the grunting of uber-men taxing their muscles beyond the limit, the raucous laughter between men. Then! A hush falls over this din, as HE muscle-walks into the room. Jaws drop and pussies moisten. It's Greg Kovacs...and he's back!
didnt happen with out pics........
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didnt happen with out pics........
its called fan fiction ;)
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its called fan homo fiction ;)
fixed
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its called fan fiction ;)
maybe i should open my mind towards men in thongs..
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maybe i should open my mind towards men in thongs..
get amongst it... its getbig ffs ;)
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sweat, gh gut, glasses, baggy sweatpants, swollen site injected arms, heavy heavy weights, smith machines, massive, heavy breathing, tall, dominance, confidence :o
Don't forget the reading glasses, towell around the shoulder, fanny packs and Otomix high tops with the bottle of Acetebolan and Creatine 6000.
jehwit... finish this story!
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Wassupp with all the love for Kovacs today?
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Don't forget the reading glasses, towell around the shoulder, fanny packs and Otomix high tops with the bottle of Acetebolan and Creatine 6000.
jehwit... finish this story!
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Hahahaa you know it!! the only part you left out was his wife/butler running around putting on and taking off plates for him, getting him water, toweling him off and assisting in last forced reps.
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Acetabolan and creatine 6000! LMAO! I am ashamed to say I bought that shit. I was 19 so gimme a break.
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Acetabolan and creatine 6000! LMAO! I am ashamed to say I bought that shit. I was 19 so gimme a break.
Thank god I was versed in biochemistry along with basic knowledge of natural supplementation studies to the body.
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Thank god I was versed in biochemistry along with basic knowledge of natural supplementation studies to the body.
When you were 19? Thank god my genetics are out of this world and shitty supplements cant hold me back!
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When you were 19? Thank god my genetics are out of this world and shitty supplements cant hold me back!
Actually yes. Knowledge is power
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Actually yes. Knowledge is power
Only started lifting at 19 so I was def susceptible to scam supplements at first. Shoot all I buy now is a multi-vit,glutamine ,protein, and maybe a fatburner here and there. Live and learn. Hey hydroxycut(origanal) worked though.
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Only started lifting at 19 so I was def susceptible to scam supplements at first. Shoot all I buy now is a multi-vit,glutamine ,protein, and maybe a fatburner here and there. Live and learn. Hey hydroxycut(origanal) worked though.
Hey whoa, I never said I started lifting at 19, that's when my education began. I started lifting at 11 years old just had a knack for it.
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Acetabolan and creatine 6000! LMAO! I am ashamed to say I bought that shit. I was 19 so gimme a break.
The amount of money spent on marketing these inert BBing sups is astonishing. Cybergenetics, MetRX, Muscletech, etc... it seems to go on and on forever.
The main purpose of BB sups is to get naive newbies to empty their wallets on useless crap that promises big-time results, but only delivers a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Spend your hard earned money on real gear. Only drugs work like drugs.
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I can't believe I used to take the Mega Mass 4000 when I was 18, 19 yrs old. That stuff was loaded with 200 grams sugar and I wondered why I had a stomach ache!
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Only started lifting at 19 so I was def susceptible to scam supplements at first. Shoot all I buy now is a multi-vit,glutamine ,protein, and maybe a fatburner here and there. Live and learn. Hey hydroxycut(origanal) worked though.
Hey, by the way, if you think muscletech has anything that compares to a good ECA stack you are lost ;)
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I was first introduced to supplements in 1996. I played hockey on highschool and our games were always late on Friday nights 11pm. So one of the guys from the team had this jug and he'd give it to us for our water bottles. He'd say...
" dude... it gives you more energy than Gatorade! "
We'd wonder why we'd be hyper, skate like cowboys from hell and stay awake until 8am the next day...
Ultimate Orange.
It will NEVER get better than that.
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I was first introduced to supplements in 1996. I played hockey on highschool and our games were always late on Friday nights 11pm. So one of the guys from the team had this jug and he'd give it to us for our water bottles. He'd say...
" dude... it gives you more energy than Gatorade! "
We'd wonder why we'd be hyper, skate like cowboys from hell and stay awake until 8am the next day...
Ultimate Orange.
It will NEVER get better than that.
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HOLY SHIT!!! Original ultimate orange was better than pure ice meth for a badass workout. I hated the day they banned it.
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I was first introduced to supplements in 1996. I played hockey on highschool and our games were always late on Friday nights 11pm. So one of the guys from the team had this jug and he'd give it to us for our water bottles. He'd say...
" dude... it gives you more energy than Gatorade! "
We'd wonder why we'd be hyper, skate like cowboys from hell and stay awake until 8am the next day...
Ultimate Orange.
It will NEVER get better than that.
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The original formula...that was some crazy shit!
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The Original...
Ultimate Orange.
Xenadrine.
MHP: T-Bomb
Universal Animal Test
Universal Animal Cuts
The good ol' days...
Now we have shitty fucking pre-workout drinks fucking creatine, arginine, caffeine combinations all over the place.
" pre-workout drinks" How fucking dare they.
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HOLY SHIT!!! Original ultimate orange was better than pure ice meth for a badass workout. I hated the day they banned it.
I was like 15 when I was using that..... no wonder I'm bald now ;D
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It's business as usual at the gym. A symphony of humming pulleys, clanging iron plates, the grunting of uber-men taxing their muscles beyond the limit, the raucous laughter between men. Then! A hush falls over this din, as HE muscle-walks into the room. Jaws drop and pussies moisten. It's Greg Kovacs...and he's back!
Speak more on this.
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I was first introduced to supplements in 1996. I played hockey on highschool and our games were always late on Friday nights 11pm. So one of the guys from the team had this jug and he'd give it to us for our water bottles. He'd say...
" dude... it gives you more energy than Gatorade! "
We'd wonder why we'd be hyper, skate like cowboys from hell and stay awake until 8am the next day...
Ultimate Orange.
It will NEVER get better than that.
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Remember Ultimate Punch?
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It's business as usual at the gym. A symphony of humming pulleys, clanging iron plates, the grunting of uber-men taxing their muscles beyond the limit, the raucous laughter between men. Then! A hush falls over this din, as HE muscle-walks into the room. Jaws drop and FISHY pussies moisten. It's Greg Kovacs...and he's back!
Is this bit true or did you make it up?
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Kovacs looms ominously in the doorway, surveying sprawl of weights and machines before him. Clad in a camouflage wife beater, billowing yellow genie pants, navy blue fanny pack, and a white baseball cap mounted front to back, Kocacs moves forward into the gym. He looks bigger then life, muscle bulging out of the wife-beater like an upstate convict. He's been working out. But where? He's been gone for so long.
"Howdy Greg,", one of semi-muscular wanna-be's begins. Greg glares at him from behind his sturdy glasses, and keeps moving. The crowd slowly breaks up, each one turning their respective attention back to the machine or barbell they were occupied with before this all started, and the symphony of gym sounds commences once again.
Greg makes a b-line to the flat bench. He throws a couple of 45's on each side of the bar, then slides underneath. He dismounts the Olympic bar and pumps out 15 smooth, even reps, then throws the bar back up on it's supports.
It seems everyone is watching from the corner of their eye.
"He threw that around like it was 10 lbs", remarks a random gym rat.
"That ain't shit," replies a highly defined black man, "wait 'til that muthafucka gets goin'. Shit, man."
Greg throws on two more 45's and bangs out 15 more reps. Two more 45's and 12 more easy reps.
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I can't believe this is happening!
jehwit is already in the Getbig Hall of Fame!
Finish this, jehwit!
All Hail Getbig!
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something about this jehwit "story of kovacs" really sparks my imagination can really picture the situation... pretty cool stuff
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Kovacs saunters over to the Hammer Strength Incline Bench machine, the protruding belly testing the limits of the fanny-pack. He proceeds to pull 45 lb plates off the rack like they were made of paper mache! The gathering crowd gawks as he loads the plates up onto the Hammer Strength machine. Kovacs aggressively whirls around and addresses them: "What?? You assholes are my friends now? You pathetic guys who can barely bench two and a quarter who criticized me because of one blown show? You weaklings had the nerve to put my photos up on your pussy internet sites and mock me? All of you can go fuck yourselves! Beat it!!"
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he must be wearing a sony walkman casette player to rock his workout