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Title: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 12, 2009, 07:35:24 PM
I was tossing a schmoe moving a refrigerator yesterday when my untrained weakling little brother lost his grip on the appliance, which dropped it upon my foot.

Despite my unfashionable weight belt and fingerless Behringer gloves, my lack of steel-toed lumberjack boots was indeed my downfall.  Feels like a broken toe.

Now, instead of going to the doctor to get a popsicle stick and some tape and missing 4 hours of message board posting time, I'm just bringing my medical question here, so that the phD braintrust here can give me some solicited and entertaining medical advice.

Specifically, do I just tape the broken big toe to the ugly toe to next to it?  Do I use a popsicle stick too?   is leg training affected?  Thanks friends.
Title: Re: Broken toe treatment for bodybuilders
Post by: CARTEL on October 12, 2009, 07:37:36 PM
Ronnie Lott says to cut that mofo off!
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 12, 2009, 07:50:29 PM
I call bullshit Rob, we all know you haven't trained 1 day of legs in your entire life!

also, Behringer makes audio gear/musical instruments..when did  they get into the fitness market ?
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: johnnynoname on October 12, 2009, 07:54:28 PM
hugs are gonna help you

that is what my mom said

then again, my mom married my dad so it shows you how smart she is

EDIT: my parents were never married- my bad
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Marty Champions on October 12, 2009, 07:55:49 PM
teh bone will hels itself back into da places
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: ThaRealist on October 12, 2009, 07:58:16 PM
Rob, if any part of this is true. You need to isolate the big toe and find a firm slim peice of metal to place under your toe and tape with medical tape. After that you need some ace bandages to wrap your foot with, to insure your toe stays in place at a slightly elivated position to reduce swelling while standing. You must rewrap everyday and no unneeded pressure on the toe.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 12, 2009, 08:00:07 PM
Rob, if any part of this is true. You need to isolate the big toe and find a firm slim peice of metal to place under your toe and tape with medical tape. After that you need some ace bandages to wrap your foot with, to insure your toe stays in place at a slightly elivated position to reduce swelling while standing. You must rewrap everyday and no unneeded pressure on the toe.

thanks, it actually is true.  No schmoe tossing, but my girly man brother did drop a fridge on my toe while we were moving it.  

What item do you recommend for the metal?  how long to wrap it for?

Thanks!
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Special Ed on October 12, 2009, 08:00:17 PM
I was tossing a schmoe moving a refrigerator yesterday when my untrained weakling little brother lost his grip on the appliance, which dropped it upon my foot.

Despite my unfashionable weight belt and fingerless Behringer gloves, my lack of steel-toed lumberjack boots was indeed my downfall.  Feels like a broken toe.

Now, instead of going to the doctor to get a popsicle stick and some tape and missing 4 hours of message board posting time, I'm just bringing my medical question here, so that the phD braintrust here can give me some solicited and entertaining medical advice.

Specifically, do I just tape the broken big toe to the ugly toe to next to it?  Do I use a popsicle stick too?   is leg training affected?  Thanks friends.
Rob,

You should know by now that if and when you are injured, you seek legal advice before seeking medical advice. Things like homeowner's insurance, premises liability, and umbrella policies are all there to ensure your financial well-being and your child's future college education. If your lawyer tells you to go to the doctor, you go. If he tells you it's your fault, you're a moron, and hangs up on you, grab a popsicle.

HTH
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Go 4 It on October 12, 2009, 08:06:17 PM
Pretty funny 240, a waitress at my work dropped a full bottle of champaign on my foot a while ago, and ended up breaking my pinky toe lol...it actually hurt pretty bad for a few days, and was really sensitive when putting on socks/shoes, no running or treadmill for a few weeks, even kind of threw off my balance a little while doing squats, but after about a month, I don't feel it anymore, maybe it heeled i don't really know, but as a Getbig consultant I would advise you to give it a week or two and see what happens. Good luck Broski!
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Blockhead on October 12, 2009, 08:10:04 PM

 On Getbig we are all medical doctors, endocrinologists, anesthesiologists, neurologists and orthopedic surgeons.


 So here is my medical advise...


 FlashRob:  Walk it off!



 - Block!
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: ThaRealist on October 12, 2009, 08:10:50 PM
thanks, it actually is true.  No schmoe tossing, but my girly man brother did drop a fridge on my toe while we were moving it.  

What item do you recommend for the metal?  how long to wrap it for?

Thanks!

I have had a few busted big toes is the only reason I know this. I would recommend something aluminum if possible that is dense enough to hold but thin enough to mold in a vice and or pliars. Keep rewrapping it for 4 weeks then check light pressure on it if it swells, ice then rewrap prop foot up and continue prior wrapping for 3 more weeks. Should heal by then.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 12, 2009, 08:13:08 PM
Pretty funny 240, a waitress at my work dropped a full bottle of champaign on my foot a while ago, and ended up breaking my pinky toe lol

Thanks.  the waitress... was she hot?

Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 12, 2009, 08:16:03 PM
You should know by now that if and when you are injured, you seek legal advice before seeking medical advice. Things like homeowner's insurance, premises liability, and umbrella policies are all there to ensure your financial well-being and your child's future college education. If your lawyer tells you to go to the doctor, you go. If he tells you it's your fault, you're a moron, and hangs up on you, grab a popsicle.

I'm already eating a popsicle.  Happened at dad's house, and he recommended Block's advice to walk it off.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: ThaRealist on October 12, 2009, 08:19:32 PM
I'm already eating a popsicle.  Happened at dad's house, and he recommended Block's advice to walk it off.

Just remember you fuck up your big toe you fuck up your balance and your spine over time
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Go 4 It on October 12, 2009, 08:25:09 PM
Thanks.  the waitress... was she hot?



Lol..yeah she was hot, if it was a bus boy or somethin I probably would've reacted completely different!
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: johnnynoname on October 12, 2009, 08:30:33 PM
stick with getting your salad tossed instead of tossing schmoes
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: MB_722 on October 12, 2009, 08:30:34 PM

Now, instead of going to the doctor to get a popsicle stick and some tape and missing 4 hours of message board posting time,


sorry to hear about your toe. this had me LMAO  :D  :D
...

have a speedy recovery!  :)
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: HTexan on October 12, 2009, 09:13:15 PM
1 stitch

Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on October 12, 2009, 09:54:13 PM
It may impede your ability to squat 455 for 20 but I doubt it.   ;D
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 12, 2009, 09:57:47 PM
240 will not recover.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Rami on October 12, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
it might be hard to walk for a while
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Army of One on October 12, 2009, 10:00:15 PM
Arnt you American?Cant you sue him?
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 12, 2009, 10:01:27 PM
it might be hard to walk for a while

Good point.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: uberman09 on October 12, 2009, 10:05:09 PM
I'm already eating a popsicle.  Happened at dad's house, and he recommended Block's advice to walk it off.

(http://amhpub.amherst.edu/thehamster/files/2008/12/gay-popsicle-copy.jpg)
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on October 12, 2009, 10:06:04 PM
(http://amhpub.amherst.edu/thehamster/files/2008/12/gay-popsicle-copy.jpg)

That's not Lee Priest.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 12, 2009, 10:12:11 PM
have a few drinks
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: gordiano on October 12, 2009, 10:15:31 PM
I'm not a gynecologist.....but I'll take a look.....
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Army of One on October 12, 2009, 10:17:42 PM
True Adonis looking swole on the left

(http://amhpub.amherst.edu/thehamster/files/2008/12/gay-popsicle-copy.jpg)
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on October 12, 2009, 10:18:15 PM
I was tossing a schmoe moving a refrigerator yesterday when my untrained weakling little brother lost his grip on the appliance, which dropped it upon my foot.

Despite my unfashionable weight belt and fingerless Behringer gloves, my lack of steel-toed lumberjack boots was indeed my downfall.  Feels like a broken toe.

Now, instead of going to the doctor to get a popsicle stick and some tape and missing 4 hours of message board posting time, I'm just bringing my medical question here, so that the phD braintrust here can give me some solicited and entertaining medical advice.

Specifically, do I just tape the broken big toe to the ugly toe to next to it?  Do I use a popsicle stick too?   is leg training affected?  Thanks friends.

I dropped the sharp end of a bench right down on my big toe, working out barefoot at home.  Busted my toe nail almost completely off, and toe felt like it was broken.  They checked it out, I got two stitches and went home with a soar ass toe.  :-X
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: AVBG on October 12, 2009, 10:32:13 PM
If its broken see a Dr.

If not

rest / ice / compression / elevation. take some advil
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: lesaucer on October 12, 2009, 10:51:46 PM
when you arent 100%sure about what injury you got, always go to the dr if you care about your health...
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on October 12, 2009, 11:05:39 PM
when you arent 100%sure about what injury you got, always go to the dr if you care about your health...

This isn't Sesame Street, this is getbig!  >:(
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: lesaucer on October 12, 2009, 11:21:06 PM
This isn't Sesame Street, this is getbig!  >:(

yeah im a doctor, just get a popsicle stick cut it smaller and tape your toe to it. You may also tape it to the toe next to it if needed.
If you don't have a popsicle stick you can actually use paper, just fold a piece enough to wear it is stiff. If you immobilize the toe it will substantially decrease the pain. if it really hurt you should elevate it and put some ice on it for 20mins.
Avoid walking and use painkillers...

-Dr.Lesaucer15 approved.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: disco_stu on October 13, 2009, 02:23:38 AM
Rob, if any part of this is true. You need to isolate the big toe and find a firm slim peice of metal to place under your toe and tape with medical tape. After that you need some ace bandages to wrap your foot with, to insure your toe stays in place at a slightly elivated position to reduce swelling while standing. You must rewrap everyday and no unneeded pressure on the toe.

absolute BS mindstein.

you never splint a toe.

there's nothing you can do for it. elevate, take pain relief, ice it (probably not much point now).

if it landed on your toe then its probably crushed...even more reason to not splint.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: disco_stu on October 13, 2009, 02:27:04 AM
yeah im a doctor, just get a popsicle stick cut it smaller and tape your toe to it. You may also tape it to the toe next to it if needed.
If you don't have a popsicle stick you can actually use paper, just fold a piece enough to wear it is stiff. If you immobilize the toe it will substantially decrease the pain. if it really hurt you should elevate it and put some ice on it for 20mins.
Avoid walking and use painkillers...

-Dr.Lesaucer15 approved.

yet another dumbass....have you guys tried to walk around and live your life with a stick tied to your toe?...i guarantee that 240 wont move it if it hurts....i repeat..do not splint it. its a. pointless, b. impractical, and c. can force your toe to heal incorrectly.
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: 240 is Back on October 13, 2009, 05:05:22 AM
done and done

have a few drinks
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: wes on October 13, 2009, 05:51:50 AM
Duct tape your toe to a light dumbell and exercise the toe by doing "light dumbell toe raises".

Immediately following,take two asprins and call the doc in the AM.

If that doesn`t help,pull up your skirt and man up!!
Title: Re: Consulting the getbig brain trust...
Post by: Tyr on October 13, 2009, 10:16:56 AM
This isn't Sesame Street, this is getbig!  >:(


 :D