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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: jehwit on October 13, 2009, 05:07:12 PM
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
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best thread EVER
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
Blechman making offers people can't refuse
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wow..
Seriously this is one of the most fucked/weirdest up threads i have ever read on getbig and thats saying something
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
sounds legit
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wow..
Seriously this is one of the most fucked/weirdest up threads i have ever read on getbig and thats saying something
he did say it was unusual
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wow ;)
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of RIMJOBS and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
What does Hany have to do with this?
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Will you get your IFBB Pro Card too?
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barebacking and bug chasing parties.
Sounds more fun than hanging with a crew drinking rolling rocks in the parking lot
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does he drive a blue van ?
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
go for it...
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go for it... (furiously masterbaiting )
fixed
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First name Pump, last name Ster?
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fixed
I was slightly aroused.. its true.
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I was slightly aroused.. its true.
the ass licking poo eater gets turned on by dog fetish, aids giver fantasy . what a shock ::)
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That's hot
The Beef
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the ass licking poo eater gets turned on by dog fetish, aids giver fantasy . what a shock ::)
you don't *lick ass*?
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jehwitt= ny new favorite poster
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you don't *lick ass*?
i have never tasted shit before , prolly tastes as good as it smells :-X
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you don't *lick ass*?
why do dogs lick their own butt? because they can!
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why do dogs lick their own butt? because they can!
getting your ass licked feels good.....
i have never tasted shit before , prolly tastes as good as it smells :-X
Oh my.. someone’s extremely sexually inexperienced. Have you had sex before?
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wow!
thats an offer you can't refuse :)
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getting your ass licked feels good.....
Oh my.. someone’s extremely sexually inexperienced. Have you had sex before?
ya ive never tasted poo before , i must be sexually repressed , whats wrong with me ? ::)
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jehwitt= ny new favorite poster
Screw you too....no homo.
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i must be sexually repressed , whats wrong with me ? ::)
don’t beat yourself up about it.. you’re young. You’ll probably come out of your shell before long.. In the meantime, I’ll eat enough ass for both of us.
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It all sounds good except the ears getting shorn part.............go for it dude!!
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Screw you too....no homo.
nothing personal but this guy is gonna be someone's dog....that's pretty awesome
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nothing personal but this guy is gonna be someone's dog....that's pretty awesome
there's an "I could make you my bitch" joke in there somewhere....I'm just too lazy tonight.
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oh mercy
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there's an "I could make you my bitch" joke in there somewhere....I'm just too lazy tonight.
you pay like everyone else on craig's list
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don’t beat yourself up about it.. you’re young. You’ll probably come out of your shell before long.. In the meantime, I’ll eat enough ass for both of us.
great .... il just stick to eating vaginas , last time i checked theres no poo up in there
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this is the first getbig post i ever read out loud to my wife. jesus, that was gold.
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great .... il just stick to eating vaginas , last time i checked theres no poo up in there
habba babba?
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he did say it was unusual
lol yeah he had a disclaimer, I say go for it, sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity.
jt
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There is a michael vick joke in here somewhere too...
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It all sounds good except the ears getting shorn part.............go for it dude!!
Maybe it's acceptable to have your balls cut too? At your age, I suppose you don't need them anyway?! ;)
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wow..
Seriously this is one of the most fucked/weirdest up threads i have ever read on getbig and thats saying something
What are you talking about? This is par for the course around here. :D
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is'nt this the same way Chick got through the lean years
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Sometimes I just read threads of these and wish Squadfather were here to enjoy them with us... :'(
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Sometimes I just read threads of these and wish Squadfather were here to enjoy them with us... :'(
He is...
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yo block- speaking of hacking-in your opinion who will give us the next meltdown of the century?
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Dog food is often of better quality than human food. Good luck with that, Jehwit! Good jobs are hard to come by these days!
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getting your ass licked feels good.....
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The most bizzare thing about all of this is that I actully believe him... :-X
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I didn't know Titus still posts here!!?
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Greyhound?
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Reminds me of Stephen King... ;D ;D ;D
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Greyhound?
more like gayhound.
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must have been a greek dude who made the unusual offer. greeks = deviants and pederasts since ancient times
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your story is very similar to this filth...
Questioner: I hope you won’t be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you’re a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn’t a fake.
Mark: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).
Q: Thank you. That’s a remarkable sight.
(laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.
Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?
(pauses). Well, it really wasn’t entirely my decision.
Q: Excuse me?
The idea wasn’t mine. It was my lover’s idea.
Q: Please explain what you mean.
Okay, it’s a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Scott before you’ll know what happened.
Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.
Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Scott’s ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.
The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.
I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.
Q: In other words, you’re a true masochist.
Oh yes, no doubt about that. I’ve always been totally passive in my sexual relationships.
Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Scott is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He’s very dominant.
I went back to his place after drinks and had the best sex of my life. That’s when I knew I was going to be with Scott for a long, long time.
Q: What sort of things did you two do?
It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Scott fucked me from behind.
Q: Ouch.
(laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn’t think I could take the pain, but Scott worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.
Scott enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I’d have to make if I wanted to stay with him.
Q: What did he say exactly?
Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I’d have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.
Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?
Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.
Q: How did that make you feel?
(laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.
Q: But it didn’t stop you from agreeing to Scott’s terms?
No it didn’t. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.
Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Scott. He gave me the rules right away: I’d have to be naked at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having sex.
I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.
The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my cock.
Q: Heavy stuff.
Yeah, and it got heavier. He used me as a toilet, pissing in my mouth. I had to lick his asshole clean after he took a shit, too. It was all part of a process to break down any sense of individuality I had. After awhile, I wouldn’t hesitate to do anything he asked.
Q: Did the sex get rougher?
Oh God, yeah. He started fisting me every time we had sex. But he really started concentrating on my cock and balls, working them over for hours at a time.
He put pins into the head of my cock and into my sack. He attached clothespins up and down my cock and around my sack. The pain was pretty bad. He had to gag me to keep me from screaming.
Q: When did the idea of nullification come up?
Well, it wasn’t nullification at first. He started talking about how I needed to make a greater commitment to him, to do something to show that I was dedicated to him for life.
When I asked him what he meant, he said that he wanted to take my balls.
Q: How did you respond?
Not very well at first. I told him that I liked being a man and didn’t want to become a eunuch. But he kept at me, and wore me down. He reminded me that I agreed to be modified according to his wishes, and this is what he wanted for me. Anything less would show that I wasn’t really committed to the relationship. And besides, I was a total bottom and didn’t really need my balls.
It took about a week before I agreed to be castrated. But I wasn’t happy about it, believe me.
Q: How did he castrate you?
Scott had a friend who was into the eunuch scene. One night he came over with his bag of toys, and Scott told me that this was it. I was gonna lose my nuts then and there.
Q: Did you think of resisting?
I did for a minute, but deep down I knew there was no way. I just didn’t want to lose Scott. I’d rather lose my balls.
Scott’s friend restrained me on the living room floor while Scott videotaped us. He used an elastrator to put a band around my sack.
Q: That must have really hurt.
Hell yeah. It’s liked getting kicked in the balls over and over again. I screamed for him to cut the band off, but he just kept on going, putting more bands on me. I had four bands around my sack when he finished.
I was rolling around on the floor screaming, while Scott just videotaped me. Eventually, my sack got numb and the pain subsided. I looked between my legs and could see my sack was a dark purple. I knew my balls were dying inside.
Scott and his friend left the room and turned out the light. I lay there for hours, crying because I was turning into a eunuch and there wasn’t anything I could do about it.
Q: What happened then?
Eventually I fell asleep from exhaustion. Then the light switched on and I could see Scott’s friend kneeling between my legs, touching my sack. I heard him tell Scott that my balls were dead.
Q: How did Scott react?
Very pleased. He bent down and felt around my sack. He said that it felt cold.
Scott’s friend told me that I needed to keep the bands on. He said that eventually my balls and sack would dry up and fall off. I just nodded. What else could I do at that point?
Q: Did it happen just like Scott’s friend said?
Yeah, a week or so later my package just fell off. Scott put it in a jar of alcohol to preserve it. It’s on the table next to his bed.
Q: How did things go after that?
Scott was really loving to me. He kept saying how proud he was of me, how grateful that I had made the commitment to him. He even let me sleep in his bed.
Q: What about the sex?
We waited awhile after my castration, and then took it easy until I was completely healed. At first I was able to get hard, but as the weeks went by my erections began to disappear.
That pleased Scott. He liked fucking me and feeling my limp cock. It made his dominance over me even greater.
Q: When did he start talking about making you a nullo?
A couple of months after he took my nuts. Our sex had gotten to be just as rough as before the castration. He really got off on torturing my cock. Then he started saying stuff like, “Why do you even need this anymore?”
That freaked me out. I always thought that he might someday take my balls, but I never imagined that he’d go all the way. I told him that I wanted to keep my dick.
Q: How did he react to that?
At first he didn’t say much. But he kept pushing. Scott said I would look so nice being smooth between my legs. He said my dick was small and never got hard anymore, so what was the point of having it.
But I still resisted. I wanted to keep my cock. I felt like I wouldn’t be a man anymore without it.
Q: So how did he get you to agree?
He didn’t. He took it against my will.
Q: How did that happen?
We were having sex in the basement, and I was tied up and bent over this wooden bench as he fucked me. Then I heard the doorbell ring. Scott answered it, and he brought this guy into the room.
At first I couldn’t see anything because of the way I was tied. But then I felt these hands lift me up and put me on my back. And I could see it was Steve’s friend, the guy who took my nuts.
Q: How did you react?
I started screaming and crying, but the guy just gagged me. The two of them dragged me to the other side of the room where they tied me spread eagled on the floor.
Steve’s friend snaked a catheter up my dick, and gave me a shot to numb my crotch. I was grateful for that, at least. I remember how bad it hurt to lose my balls.
Q: What was Steve doing at this time?
He was kneeling next to me talking quietly. He said I’d be happy that they were doing this. That it would make our relationship better. That kind of calmed me down. I thought, “Well, maybe it won’t be so bad.”
Q: How long did the penectomy take?
It took awhile. Some of the penis is inside the body, so he had to dig inside to get all of it. There was a lot of stitching up and stuff. He put my cock in the same jar with my balls. You can even see the Prince Albert sticking out of the head.
Then they made me a new pisshole. It’s between my asshole and where my sack used to be. So now I have to squat to piss.
Q: What has life been like since you were nullified?
After I got over the surgery and my anger, things got better. When I healed up, I began to like my smooth look. Steve brought friends over and they all admired it, saying how pretty I looked. It made me feel good that Steve was proud of me.
Q: Do you have any sexual feeling anymore?
Yes, my prostate still responds when Steve fucks me or uses the buttplug. And my nipples are quite sensitive. If Steve plays with them while fucking me, I have a kind of orgasm. It’s hard to describe, but it’s definitely an orgasm.
Sometimes Steve says he’s gonna have my prostate and nipples removed, but he’s just kidding around. He’s happy with what he’s done to me.
Q: So are you glad Steve had you nullified?
Well, I wouldn’t say I’m glad. If I could, I’d like to have my cock and balls back. But I know that I’m a nullo forever. So I’m making the best of it.
Steve and I are very happy. I know that he’ll take care of me and we’ll be together always. I guess losing my manhood was worth it to make that happen for us.
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so we know the great cicherelleo has been on here posting since this thread went up. how come he hasn't moved it?
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your story is very similar to this filth...
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What the fuck would you know
You are possibly the only virgin on getbig
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your story is very similar to this filth...
I literally felt sick reading this story and couldn't finish it
it's sad that people mistreat each other and associate sex with anything other than love
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I literally felt sick reading this story and couldn't finish it
it's sad that people mistreat each other and associate sex with anything other than love
Ive read this utill the end... :-X :-X
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Official Nominee - Best short reply, 2009
Agreed! I almost fell off my chair
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The gentleman went on to explain that, over a period of years, he had converted several men to dogs. Some he sold, as he put it, "for a nice profit". I guess this is a cottage industry and there is a niche market for these "mogs" (man/dog). These "hobbyists", as he called them, are well to do and very educated. They come from all parts of the country. They have little get-togethers on the weekends where they put their pet "mogs" into a big circular pen and watch the "mogs" play with each other. The "mogs" may also mount and hump each other.
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is'nt this the same way Chick got through the lean years
lol
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The gentleman went on to explain that, over a period of years, he had converted several men to dogs. Some he sold, as he put it, "for a nice profit". I guess this is a cottage industry and there is a niche market for these "mogs" (man/dog). These "hobbyists", as he called them, are well to do and very educated. They come from all parts of the country. They have little get-togethers on the weekends where they put their pet "mogs" into a big circular pen and watch the "mogs" play with each other. The "mogs" may also mount and hump each other.
What wonderful world...
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The gentleman went on to explain that, over a period of years, he had converted several men to dogs. Some he sold, as he put it, "for a nice profit". I guess this is a cottage industry and there is a niche market for these "mogs" (man/dog). These "hobbyists", as he called them, are well to do and very educated. They come from all parts of the country. They have little get-togethers on the weekends where they put their pet "mogs" into a big circular pen and watch the "mogs" play with each other. The "mogs" may also mount and hump each other.
Lmao! I am a pretty kinky guy, but even this makes me shake my head in disbelief.... lol
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Awesome! Send us pictures. . .
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You're only a dog if he wants you to be.
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wow..
Seriously this is one of the most fucked/weirdest up threads i have ever read on getbig and thats saying something
Agree :-\
sounds legit
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ;D
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You're only a dog if he wants you to be.
;D ;D ;D
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(http://www.jimmiedonuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/human-dog.jpg)
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
go for it.
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The gentleman went on to explain that, over a period of years, he had converted several men to dogs. Some he sold, as he put it, "for a nice profit". I guess this is a cottage industry and there is a niche market for these "mogs" (man/dog). These "hobbyists", as he called them, are well to do and very educated. They come from all parts of the country. They have little get-togethers on the weekends where they put their pet "mogs" into a big circular pen and watch the "mogs" play with each other. The "mogs" may also mount and hump each other.
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I literally felt sick reading this story and couldn't finish it
it's sad that people mistreat each other and associate sex with anything other than love
agreed.
Now I realize there ate things you're better off not knowing. I can't seem to believe someone would subject themselves to such humiliation & torture.
Having your junk cut off against your will?? WTF!!!
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agreed.
Now I realize there ate things you're better off not knowing. I can't seem to believe someone would subject themselves to such humiliation & torture.
Having your junk cut off against your will?? WTF!!!
have you read how his balls just "fell off"? wtf.......
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I don't wanna believe any of that shit. It's like thinking about your parents having sex...ughhhhh
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
its only gay if u want it to be
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Ive read this utill the end... :-X :-X
me too :'( :'( i think i'm gonna be sick :-X :-X :-X :-X like a trainwreck i couldn't look away :'(
jesus fucking christ i'm gonna have nigthmares about this :-X :-X
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I was made an unusual offer. I can live rent-free with a man on his estate. I will never have to work again. The catch? I must live as his dog. When I pressed him for details he said he would have me "surgically modified". This modification would include having the testicles removed, having the larynx removed so I wouldn't be able to speak, and having the ears shorn into pointy doggy ears. The man knows a veterinarian on Cape Cod who will perform these surgeries for cash. I will then go and live on the man's estate as his dog. I will be fed Kal-Kan Dog Food. This food will be mixed with hamburg at first so I can develop a taste for it, then I will be weaned off the beef and be eating straight dog food. As his dog, I would be expected to service the Master's needs in terms of rimjobs and blowjobs, as well as being mounted by him. Other than that, it would be a life of ease: Laying around all day, playing with doggie toys. He assured me as time goes on, one begins to think like a dog. The man happens to be HIV+ and is into barebacking and bug chasing parties. I'm not sure what I think of all this...
LMAO !!!!! ;D
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this is gold needs to be stickied!
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yo block- speaking of hacking-in your opinion who will give us the next meltdown of the century?
The next major meltdown will come from the 3 involved in an internet love triangle. The three of them do not post here at Getbig but I can bet my hairy ass they read it.
2 of them we talk about all the time. 1 of them may or may not even exist.
Once I iron out all the details and get the last bit of tidbit and fact then I will drop it like it's hot for all of my friends and family right here.... on Getbig.com .
It'll be worth it. Trust me. I predict lots of phone calls and threats will be directed towards me soon.
One of the key players in this sad pathetic saga forgot I am from Chicago and I hear EVERYTHING and talk to EVERYBODY. He should have anticipated that one.
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The next major meltdown will come from the 3 involved in an internet love triangle. The three of them do not post here at Getbig but I can bet my hairy ass they read it.
2 of them we talk about all the time. 1 of them may or may not even exist.
Once I iron out all the details and get the last bit of tidbit and fact then I will drop it like it's hot for all of my friends and family right here.... on Getbig.com .
It'll be worth it. Trust me. I predict lots of phone calls and threats will be directed towards me soon.
One of the key players in this sad pathetic saga forgot I am from Chicago and I hear EVERYTHING and talk to EVERYBODY. He should have anticipated that one.
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El to teh O El brah.
Who would that key playa be? ;D
I know tis bout a certain individual stalking a girl, who not only caught this bro in many lies but hooked up with someone that this holier than thou BBer hates.
Sadly, girl exsists but wont speak to us cause we sceery interwebz peoples. ;D
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Here's a few hints...
Schmoe Romano Noodles, Almighty ObsessionPani and PeaceBeWithYou 14+14.
I feel like Chester Copperpot when he found the key to One Eye'd Willie!
- Block!
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Here's a few hints...
Schmoe Romano Noodles, Almighty ObsessionPani and PeaceBeWithYou 14+14.
I feel like Chester Copperpot when he found the key to One Eye'd Willie!
- Block!
Obsession like stalking? fucked up bro
Noodles like 14" arms?
14 + 14 = 28.
teh fuck! I AM SO BAD AT THESE
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do it sounds great for you
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most demented thread on GetBig...ever.
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most demented thread on GetBig...ever.
i think you're hot lol
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i think you're hot lol
Mindspin was in the market for a dog ....
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Mindspin was in the market for a dog ....
not that hot :-X
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your story is very similar to this filth...
Sickist shit I have ever read in my entire life.
Who conducted that interview?
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The next major meltdown will come from the 3 involved in an internet love triangle. The three of them do not post here at Getbig but I can bet my hairy ass they read it.
2 of them we talk about all the time. 1 of them may or may not even exist.
Once I iron out all the details and get the last bit of tidbit and fact then I will drop it like it's hot for all of my friends and family right here.... on Getbig.com .
It'll be worth it. Trust me. I predict lots of phone calls and threats will be directed towards me soon.
One of the key players in this sad pathetic saga forgot I am from Chicago and I hear EVERYTHING and talk to EVERYBODY. He should have anticipated that one.
- Block!
PROPS TO TEH HARTE
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Wow
(http://www.bme.com/service/samples/nullohigh/penec3.jpg)
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I woke up this morning mentally disturbed by the thread.
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Nothing like a urethral re-route to put things into perspective. :)
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well i'm now scarred for life by this thread.......
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This might have been answered, but where is that interview from ???
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Who comes up with these things anyway?
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haha so this is there the thread went
messed up