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Title: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: pluck on October 17, 2009, 07:11:11 AM
The whole thing is innocent yet creepy.

Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: BayGBM on October 17, 2009, 07:30:26 AM
Happens every day...  ::)
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: timfogarty on October 17, 2009, 07:32:32 AM
The whole thing is innocent yet creepy.

no it's not innocent, smokinghunks.com is a gay porn fetish website.  they just cleaned it up to put it on youtube
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Wiggs on October 17, 2009, 07:35:38 AM
21 seconds in and i'm out... :-X
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on October 17, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
Marlboro Reds
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Haru on October 17, 2009, 07:55:11 AM
The whole thing is innocent yet creepy.



Is that lax/moosegay's nephew?
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Hedgehog on October 17, 2009, 07:58:36 AM
Hahahaha.


Awesome.

This is even better than the "Mog" (Male/dog) thread by jehwit.


Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: johnnynoname on October 17, 2009, 07:58:40 AM
i've said it before and i've said again but...is it me or does every porn producer (gay or straight) look pretty much the same

Every porno producer i have met looks JUST LIKE this guy...well, for the exception that this guy is alttle bald on top
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: BayGBM on October 17, 2009, 08:03:01 AM
The whole thing is innocent yet creepy.



Is that a bathroom... practically in the kitchen?!?!  Ew! :(
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Ex Coelis on October 17, 2009, 08:04:41 AM
I expected a thread about Moosejay
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Hedgehog on October 17, 2009, 08:08:11 AM
i've said it before and i've said again but...is it me or does every porn producer (gay or straight) look pretty much the same

Every porno producer i have met looks JUST LIKE this guy...well, for the exception that this guy is alttle bald on top

Are you suggesting this guy's last name is Jordan? ;D
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: johnnynoname on October 17, 2009, 08:27:27 AM
Are you suggesting this guy's last name is Jordan? ;D

"Jordan" as in Micheal? 
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 17, 2009, 08:59:22 AM
i've said it before and i've said again but...is it me or does every porn producer (gay or straight) look pretty much the same

Every porno producer i have met looks JUST LIKE this guy...well, for the exception that this guy is alttle bald on top
you are correct all of them look like this unless proven otherwise
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: BayGBM on October 17, 2009, 09:07:50 AM
...this story can only end one way.  ::)
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Stark on October 17, 2009, 09:23:06 AM
The whole thing is innocent yet creepy.



God lord hes smoking?

And you always know a guy has made it in life when enter the apartment and the first thing you see is the toilet ::)

I just reported that asshole to youtube - http://www.youtube.com/user/smkr76
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Post by: hipolito mejia on October 17, 2009, 10:37:08 AM
Funny how the The guy(schmoe) sounds like a female bb talking.

And the victim walks in with his "IPod " On .
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: uberman09 on October 17, 2009, 11:53:20 AM
as "innocent" as a man puting his cock into another man's asshole.
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Post by: _bruce_ on October 17, 2009, 12:06:29 PM
How can the terrible old man take such epic advantage of an intelligent young man...  :D
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Post by: NaturalWonder83 on October 17, 2009, 01:32:46 PM
looks like my apartment!
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Topskin69 on October 17, 2009, 01:53:46 PM

I dont know why, (given that this is one of the oldest stories in the Bodybuilding world), but watching that video really bothered me... The amount of exploitation in this industry is absurd....and the biggest shame of it, is that it obscures the fact that there is a lot of things to be admired about the Bodybuilding sub-culture....one might never know it based on this crap however... :(

 :'(
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: mass 04 on October 17, 2009, 02:02:21 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302331.0;attach=343890;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=298346.0;attach=339547;image)
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: johnnynoname on October 17, 2009, 02:03:34 PM
I dont know why, (given that this is one of the oldest stories in the Bodybuilding world), but watching that video really bothered me... The amount of exploitation in this industry is absurd....and the biggest shame of it, is that it obscures the fact that there is a lot of things to be admired about the Bodybuilding sub-culture....one might never know it based on this crap however... :(

 :'(

that point is well taken however the "lot of things to be admired" takes a backseat when you have to pay the rent and car note
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on October 17, 2009, 02:29:22 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302331.0;attach=343890;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=298346.0;attach=339547;image)

LOL
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: pellius on October 17, 2009, 02:33:45 PM
LOL

x2
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 17, 2009, 02:57:20 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: BayGBM on October 17, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
I dont know why, (given that this is one of the oldest stories in the Bodybuilding world), but watching that video really bothered me... The amount of exploitation in this industry is absurd....and the biggest shame of it, is that it obscures the fact that there is a lot of things to be admired about the Bodybuilding sub-culture....one might never know it based on this crap however... :(

 :'(

Reality bites! But no one can take advantage of you with your permission.  :-\
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: gordiano on October 17, 2009, 03:22:24 PM
21 seconds in and i'm out... :-X

Not enough trannies for ya?
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: gordiano on October 17, 2009, 03:28:33 PM
I dont know why, (given that this is one of the oldest stories in the Bodybuilding world), but watching that video really bothered me... The amount of exploitation in this industry is absurd....and the biggest shame of it, is that it obscures the fact that there is a lot of things to be admired about the Bodybuilding sub-culture....one might never know it based on this crap however... :(

 :'(

Serious question. What thing(s) do you think should be admired about this subculture? Just curious. I have a hard time finding anything positive about this industry these days.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: johnnynoname on October 17, 2009, 03:34:55 PM
Serious question. What thing(s) do you think should be admired about this subculture? Just curious. I have a hard time finding anything positive about this industry these days.

said subculture helped produced the following
(http://redcarpetpunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/jeanclaude_van_damme.jpg)
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/30/MPW-15240)
(http://gordonandthewhale.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jean_claude_van_damme_001.jpg)
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: 3Dkiller on October 17, 2009, 05:29:51 PM
Is that a bathroom... practically in the kitchen?!?!  Ew! :(

only possible in the uS
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Topskin69 on October 17, 2009, 05:45:36 PM
Serious question. What thing(s) do you think should be admired about this subculture? Just curious. I have a hard time finding anything positive about this industry these days.

Well to me bodybuilding really is an existential pursuit. One starts with a vision of what they wish to be, and has to achieve that vision via unwavering determination, hard work, pragmatic thinking, (the ability to asses one's strengths and weaknesses, and come up with practical soloutions to them,) and the ability to push yourself beyond the point that your mind wishes to go.

To put it a better way...Bodybuilding is as much a mental challenge as it is a physical challenge. The body cannot act independently of the mind, or vice versa. It starts with a vision, as delusional as it may seem, and is accomplished by "living into" that vision.

This is similar to various esoteric concepts, or even existential philosophy. The entire concept of Magic is predicated upon "bending reality to one's will." To phrase it in Christian terms, we would use the word, "Faith." In existential philosophy, one only needs to look no further then Nietzsche's writings on the concept of "The Will to Power."

We all have things that we are insecure about, or unhappy with. What bodybuilding can teach someone, is that you don't have to accept things as they are. One can achieve many great things with no more then a solid game plan, insane work ethic, a little bit of talent in the area they are trying to succeed in, and the willingness to stick with it despite being mocked, or whatever other set backs they may incur.

This can hardly be summed up in one post...but IMO there are many parallels between what one can take from bodybuilding, and the rudiments of success in just about any endeavor in life.

See when one spends too much time in the realm of GETBIG...and all they see is all the garbage that this "Sport" is seeped in...then it is easy to forget what brought us here in the first place. Not that these problems don't exist, but rather they serve to jade our opinion, and we wind up only seeing half of the picture.

M!

"By believing passionately in something that still does not exist, we create it. The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired"
Franz Kafka
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: uberman09 on October 17, 2009, 05:52:07 PM
topskin, you re a retard. I bet you re 90 lbs.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on October 17, 2009, 06:13:20 PM
topskin, you re a retard. I bet you re 90 lbs.

wtf? lol

  ;D
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Topskin69 on October 17, 2009, 06:15:48 PM
topskin, you re a retard. I bet you re 90 lbs.

Lol...Um..ok. For the record I am 28, 5-11 about 250 pounds. Not sure my exact bf percentage...I am guessing about 15 %.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: io856 on October 17, 2009, 06:20:18 PM
Reality bites! But no one can take advantage of you with your permission.  :-\
what if you have a deep seated inferiority complex and a highly external locus of identity?
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on October 17, 2009, 06:58:49 PM
Well to me bodybuilding really is an existential pursuit. One starts with a vision of what they wish to be, and has to achieve that vision via unwavering determination, hard work, pragmatic thinking, (the ability to asses one's strengths and weaknesses, and come up with practical soloutions to them,) and the ability to push yourself beyond the point that your mind wishes to go.

To put it a better way...Bodybuilding is as much a mental challenge as it is a physical challenge. The body cannot act independently of the mind, or vice versa. It starts with a vision, as delusional as it may seem, and is accomplished by "living into" that vision.

This is similar to various esoteric concepts, or even existential philosophy. The entire concept of Magic is predicated upon "bending reality to one's will." To phrase it in Christian terms, we would use the word, "Faith." In existential philosophy, one only needs to look no further then Nietzsche's writings on the concept of "The Will to Power."

We all have things that we are insecure about, or unhappy with. What bodybuilding can teach someone, is that you don't have to accept things as they are. One can achieve many great things with no more then a solid game plan, insane work ethic, a little bit of talent in the area they are trying to succeed in, and the willingness to stick with it despite being mocked, or whatever other set backs they may incur.

This can hardly be summed up in one post...but IMO there are many parallels between what one can take from bodybuilding, and the rudiments of success in just about any endeavor in life.

See when one spends too much time in the realm of GETBIG...and all they see is all the garbage that this "Sport" is seeped in...then it is easy to forget what brought us here in the first place. Not that these problems don't exist, but rather they serve to jade our opinion, and we wind up only seeing half of the picture.

M!

"By believing passionately in something that still does not exist, we create it. The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired"
Franz Kafka
Excellent post. Very true as well. We have watched many bodybuilders grow up here and change themselves.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: plutonianman on October 17, 2009, 07:20:20 PM
The whole thing is really disgusting.  >:(
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: brooklynbruiser on October 17, 2009, 07:21:00 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302331.0;attach=343890;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=298346.0;attach=339547;image)

Killed me.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: brooklynbruiser on October 17, 2009, 07:45:10 PM
Children are the orgasm of life.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Alex23 on October 17, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302331.0;attach=343890;image)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=298346.0;attach=339547;image)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The creepiest thing in the first vid is the fucking toilet bowl.. close the fucking door FFS...
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: HTexan on October 18, 2009, 01:03:22 AM
Why the fuck is that schmoe wearing scrubs? He is a dr/nurse or something?   ???
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 18, 2009, 01:16:36 AM
When do they get their cocks out?
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: INSOMNIA on October 18, 2009, 02:16:10 AM
The whole thing is innocent yet creepy.



I know this guy..he used to train at my gym, but come to think of it, havent seen him around for several months. I thought he was kinda cute...but WTF, he smokes??  ???
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Stark on October 18, 2009, 02:43:23 AM
I know this guy..he used to train at my gym, but come to think of it, havent seen him around for several months. I thought he was kinda cute...but WTF, he smokes??  ???

course he isn't - you can see by the way he smokes he isn't "confortable" smoking - he smokes becuase thats this schmoes obsession - he has a channel on youtube called smoking hunks - go figure that shit out
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 18, 2009, 02:51:20 AM
He is a pole smoker.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: INSOMNIA on October 18, 2009, 02:54:04 AM
course he isn't - you can see by the way he smokes he isn't "confortable" smoking - he smokes becuase thats this schmoes obsession - he has a channel on youtube called smoking hunks - go figure that shit out

To me, he looks quite comfortable with it, like he IS a smoker. He is inhaling, (& look at him french inhale) If he wasnt, or say..that was his first puff..he'd be coughing up a storm or dizzy from the nicotine. That isnt the case here.

I doubt anyone would take up smoking for the purpose of this. Im sure they were seeking out ppl who already do.

the whole thing= disturbing  :(
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: freespirit on October 18, 2009, 02:59:21 AM
The whole thing is innocent yet creepy.



A lot of bacteria in that kitchen.  :-X
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: INSOMNIA on October 18, 2009, 03:00:21 AM
wow, they even have an NYPD officer in uniform

he isnt a real smoker though.. not inhaling.

Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Parker on October 18, 2009, 03:43:13 AM
that point is well taken however the "lot of things to be admired" takes a backseat when you have to pay the rent and car note
It's called get a job you lazy bum. I had a a friend in college who was taken 26 credits a semester his junior and senior yr, worked as a stripper (for the ladies), worked out, did martial arts, became class president, had duel majors and then went to Law school. Dude had solid 18 ich guns...at 5'11. But he maintained a work ethic that was to be admired. He belived in a strong mind and body. Plus he got lots of cooter. 
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: OneManGang on October 18, 2009, 03:47:53 AM
It's called get a job you lazy bum. I had a a friend in college who was taken 26 credits a semester his junior and senior yr, worked as a stripper (for the ladies), worked out, did martial arts, became class president, had duel majors and then went to Law school. Dude had solid 18 ich guns...at 5'11. But he maintained a work ethic that was to be admired. He belived in a strong mind and body. Plus he got lots of cooter. 

LOL at that story!
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: pellius on October 18, 2009, 04:04:20 AM
topskin, you re a retard. I bet you re 90 lbs.

uberasshole, why are you still alive? Didn't I give you a direct order to suicide yourself? Why can't you listen? You're German, right? You're a vile piece of shiit that stinks up this place.

Please die now.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Parker on October 18, 2009, 04:07:25 AM
LOL at that story!
I liked the cooter part...I wish I had the ones he threw away. Can you imagine saying, " Yeah, I hit it, but she just annoys me...she's fine as shit, though. "

But, seriously, these idiots need to realize, that nobody cares that you want to be a professional bodybuilder, and that bills need to be paid, and that you don't have the luxury that Flex Wheeler (as a pro) or Arnold had, and not work. You need to get out there and grind it out like everybody else. At least transfer your "workout" ethic to your "work" ethic. Not that hard.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Stark on October 18, 2009, 10:23:20 AM
hahah this takes the cake :D

Watch him type :D

Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: BayGBM on October 18, 2009, 10:33:27 AM
hahah this takes the cake :D

Watch him type :D



Um, why are you watching these videos?  Why do you think anyone here would want to watch them?  Do you really find them that entertaining?  ???  Surely, you can find better was to amuse yourself.
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: johnnynoname on October 18, 2009, 10:43:32 AM
It's called get a job you lazy bum. I had a a friend in college who was taken 26 credits a semester his junior and senior yr, worked as a stripper (for the ladies), worked out, did martial arts, became class president, had duel majors and then went to Law school. Dude had solid 18 ich guns...at 5'11. But he maintained a work ethic that was to be admired. He belived in a strong mind and body. Plus he got lots of cooter.  

lazy?! PUH-LEEZE that guy is basically me
with the exception of the fact that that guy was taken 26 credits a semester his junior and senior yr,   became class president, had duel majors and then went to Law school, and he belived in a strong mind and body. Plus he got lots of cooter
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Topskin69 on October 18, 2009, 10:46:05 AM
Um, why are you watching these videos?  Why do you think anyone here would want to watch them?  Do you really find them that entertaining?  ???  Surely, you can find better was to amuse yourself.

Good point Bay...I would like to think that most straight men wouldnt care to look at half naked men smoking at a computer...shows you little I know...  ???
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Stark on October 18, 2009, 12:00:22 PM
Um, why are you watching these videos?  Why do you think anyone here would want to watch them?  Do you really find them that entertaining?  ???  Surely, you can find better was to amuse yourself.

Give it up ::)
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: Spike on October 18, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
Excellent post. Very true as well. We have watched many bodybuilders grow up here and change themselves.

leafy BUG CHASER

go suck off your schmoe bf for more money to spend on that shi.t UGL stuff you love soo much
Title: Re: How a schmoe takes a young novice under his wing...
Post by: _bruce_ on October 18, 2009, 12:14:37 PM
Children are the orgasm of life.

Pumpsters training principles in action...