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Title: A heartfelt confession
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 19, 2009, 03:14:16 AM
Guys, do I have a problem?

I have bought over $4,000 in supplements this year.  I bought 3 sets of posing trunks. 

I don't go to a gym nor do i work out elsewhere.  I often put on impromptu bodybuilding shows in my basement, with only me there.

I saved the olympia webcast, and i pretend like bob chick's announcing me .  So every time he mentions a competitor, i pretend like i'm walking out and i hit the mandatories.  so i'm anyone from jay cutler to troy alves.

I do this daily.  I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day, often while wearing my posing trunks.  The other day, a guy at work goes "what the fuck is that???" and points at some sparkle sticking out of my jeans.  I told him "it's for the ladies".  I later snuck into the cafeteria, locked the door, and posed while looking at my own reflection in the coffee pot.

What do you think?
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on October 19, 2009, 03:20:20 AM
My favorite part of that book 'Muscle' by Sam Fussell was where he renamed his cubicle at work 'The growth centre'
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: HTexan on October 19, 2009, 10:28:41 AM
Guys, do I have a problem?

I have bought over $4,000 in supplements this year.  I bought 3 sets of posing trunks. 

I don't go to a gym nor do i work out elsewhere.  I often put on impromptu bodybuilding shows in my basement, with only me there.

I saved the olympia webcast, and i pretend like bob chick's announcing me .  So every time he mentions a competitor, i pretend like i'm walking out and i hit the mandatories.  so i'm anyone from jay cutler to troy alves.

I do this daily.  I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day, often while wearing my posing trunks.  The other day, a guy at work goes "what the fuck is that???" and points at some sparkle sticking out of my jeans.  I told him "it's for the ladies".  I later snuck into the cafeteria, locked the door, and posed while looking at my own reflection in the coffee pot.

What do you think?
Were do you work?
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2e58877.jpg)
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: io856 on October 19, 2009, 10:31:07 AM
Were do you work?
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2e58877.jpg)
haha picture says a 1000 words
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 19, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Were do you work?
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2e58877.jpg)

ha ha, is that you? (the cop i mean, if you're the burrito, i suggest suicide).

Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: Tigerman on October 19, 2009, 10:45:10 AM
Were do you work?
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2e58877.jpg)

(http://www.criticalbench.com/images/flex-wheeler.jpg)
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: johnnynoname on October 19, 2009, 10:50:25 AM
don't stop believing

just look at that Tesla guy

he never quit and you know what happened to him.....they made a movie about him with Christian bale and that gay guy who play Wolverine
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: _bruce_ on October 19, 2009, 01:26:26 PM
(http://www.criticalbench.com/images/flex-wheeler.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: HTexan on October 19, 2009, 02:00:13 PM
ha ha, is that you? (the cop i mean, if you're the burrito, i suggest suicide).


epic avoiding the question. :D
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: wikkedonez on October 19, 2009, 05:53:51 PM
Damn I read that muscle book about 10 years ago ;D
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: Army of One on October 19, 2009, 06:13:26 PM
 :o
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 19, 2009, 06:17:12 PM
don't stop believing

just look at that Tesla guy

he never quit and you know what happened to him.....they made a movie about him with Christian bale and that gay guy who play Wolverine

Love Song was a pretty good tune.
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: johnnynoname on October 19, 2009, 06:35:57 PM
Love Song was a pretty good tune.

 ;D
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on October 19, 2009, 06:36:29 PM
Title: Re: A heartfelt confession
Post by: Army of One on October 19, 2009, 06:38:40 PM


I like groups with manly heterosexual singers, good song.