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Title: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: disturbia on October 19, 2009, 02:38:23 PM
Just as you are about to fall asleep do you ever get jolted? Like your whole body just gets a sudden jolt out of nowhere?  I've always wondered that is.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: emn1964 on October 19, 2009, 02:40:13 PM
yup
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: pugalist666 on October 19, 2009, 02:40:41 PM
always happens to me ,
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 19, 2009, 02:45:33 PM
Sometimes. Your arm just suddenly flys into the air.  ;D
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: disturbia on October 19, 2009, 02:46:53 PM
According to experts, it's all part of a phenomenon known as sleep start. Sleepstart, ironically is an occurrence that even scientists can't fully explain and don't totally understand. However the most widely accepted scientific speculation and explanation is that the brain misinterprets the relaxation process that muscles
experience as you drift into sleep. As a result the brain then notifies, or rather, alerts the muscles, and encourages them to suddenly tense up in an effort to prevent the sensation of "falling".

google is my friend I guess
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Rami on October 19, 2009, 03:08:47 PM
I strike the top part of the bed with my fist sometimes. Another time my hands flew up in the ceiling in the car where I fell asleep dreaming I was doing front raises.  So it's normal.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: HTexan on October 19, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
I was having a dream where i was about to get into a fight. I threw an overhand right, woke up mid-punch and punch the night stand. :-\
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on October 19, 2009, 05:10:04 PM
Cocaine usage?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: bigbobs on October 19, 2009, 05:20:25 PM
I think it's when you fall asleep just before paralysis hits, so when you move in your dream you actually move and wake up too.

The opposite is sleep paralysis - where you wake up but are still in paralysis for a few seconds and can't move even though you're awake.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: CalvinH on October 19, 2009, 05:53:38 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 06:28:29 PM
According to experts, it's all part of a phenomenon known as sleep start. Sleepstart, ironically is an occurrence that even scientists can't fully explain and don't totally understand. However the most widely accepted scientific speculation and explanation is that the brain misinterprets the relaxation process that muscles
experience as you drift into sleep. As a result the brain then notifies, or rather, alerts the muscles, and encourages them to suddenly tense up in an effort to prevent the sensation of "falling".

...this is almost right.

Primates as a rule suffer from this... and so do most species descended from arboreal (tree-dwelling) ancestors. The reaction is a sort of emergency default "grip" position which stops creatures sleeping in trees or on branches from falling when they drift off to sleep.

As an experiment you can make the reaction worse by sleeping in an unbalanced position. Something as simple as placing a thick pillow under your back which you then slide off during sleep (a slightly inclined bed also works). Sleep researchers usually trigger this by pulling something out of the closed hand of a sleeping patient; or by suddenly dropping the whole bed a few inches.

If you suffer very badly from this (some people even wake up) then sleeping between some piled up pillows and holding another pillow usually helps. Some people swear by "grip-position gloves": gloves glued to a small thick handle, when you wear them you can't let go of the handle and so feel secure in a sort of sunconscious way.

Hope this helps...



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 19, 2009, 06:32:22 PM
It's in the jimmy-leg family of sleep disorders.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 07:34:22 PM
...this is almost right.

Primates as a rule suffer from this... and so do most species descended from arboreal (tree-dwelling) ancestors. The reaction is a sort of emergency default "grip" position which stops creatures sleeping in trees or on branches from falling when they drift off to sleep.

As an experiment you can make the reaction worse by sleeping in an unbalanced position. Something as simple as placing a thick pillow under your back which you then slide off during sleep (a slightly inclined bed also works). Sleep researchers usually trigger this by pulling something out of the closed hand of a sleeping patient; or by suddenly dropping the whole bed a few inches.

If you suffer very badly from this (some people even wake up) then sleeping between some piled up pillows and holding another pillow usually helps. Some people swear by "grip-position gloves": gloves glued to a small thick handle, when you wear them you can't let go of the handle and so feel secure in a sort of sunconscious way.

Hope this helps...



The Luke
Brutal SUCKMYMUSCLE gimmick. ::)
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 07:39:07 PM
Brutal SUCKMYMUSCLE gimmick. ::)

I'm not a gimmick... remember back in 2006 when my picture was in a couple of American nespapers and I was interviewed on NPR?


The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on October 19, 2009, 07:39:14 PM
jsut when she's asleep, i sock my wife in the cocanut and pretend that it was involuntary. does that count?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 08:19:26 PM
I'm not a gimmick... remember back in 2006 when my picture was in a couple of American nespapers and I was interviewed on NPR?


The Luke
OK so SUCKYOURMUSCLE is your gimmick........whatever.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 08:21:32 PM
OK so SUCKYOURMUSCLE is your gimmick........whatever.

Check our posting times... I'm in Ireland.

But aside from that, sucky is a moron with no science knowledge at all... just poorly miscomprehended Google-fu.


The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 08:22:24 PM
OK so SUCKYOURMUSCLE is your gimmick........whatever.

"The Fluke" Outed by Chaos.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 08:23:21 PM
Check our posting times... I'm in Ireland.

But aside from that, sucky is a moron with no science knowledge at all... just poorly miscomprehended Google-fu.


The Luke
Are there alot of bigfoots in Ireland?  Does Goudy know about this?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 08:24:46 PM
Are there alot of bigfoots in Ireland?  Does Goudy know about this?

The Luke needs the mom's basement beaten the shit out of him.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: haider on October 19, 2009, 08:25:31 PM
OK so SUCKYOURMUSCLE is your gimmick........whatever.
NPR appearance  :D :D

-Also claims to be the biggest guy in the gym, although we're also told that he's no more than 5'4-5'5.

-Has a phD in physics.

-expert on everything including genetics, religion, bodybuilding, etc

-Hunts bigfoot in his spare time, LOL!!!











really I'm only messing with you LUKE, u're a good gay at heart. But some of your claims are ridiculous nevertheless ;)
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 08:30:40 PM
Steering this cool thread back.

I'm glad you bring this up brother; it happens to me pretty often; happened a couple of days ago.

Usually happens when I "dream" that I'm falling and waking up right before I hit the groun or getting hit by something sudden (no homo).
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 08:30:54 PM
The Luke needs the mom's basement beaten the shit out of him.
Isn't Okami im Ireland also? I'm sure we could get someone over there to slap the furry creature out of him.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 08:35:51 PM
Isn't Okami im Ireland also? I'm sure we could get someone over there to slap the furry creature out of him.

Okami would definitely slap the calcium out of his teeth... too bad he's on timeout for "white superiority"... (double edge argument right there.. )
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 08:37:23 PM
"The Fluke" Outed by Chaos.

Okay, okay... I get it. Alex23 is retaliating because I exposed his gh15 community account, and chaos is annoyed at me because he's some sort of Jeebus-believer and I posted the instructions for how to make your own Turin Shroud on the Religion board.

Alex, you're a computer guy... do some sort of comparison of my posts and sucky's or some isp check or some such. He's in America (I presume) and I'm in Ireland. Just comparing our posting times would suffice.

Besides, my only interactions with him have been arguing with him about his moronic theories about evolution and deleting a bundle of his ad hominem attacks on the Natural Board a few years ago.
 
Don't have any gimmicks, never have had a gimmick... but don't want to be compared to suckmymuscle... he's a gobshite.



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 08:39:24 PM
Okay, okay... I get it. Alex23 is retaliating because I exposed his gh15 community account, and chaos is annoyed at me because he's some sort of Jeebus-believer and I posted the instructions for how to make your own Turin Shroud on the Religion board.

Alex, you're a computer guy... do some sort of comparison of my posts and sucky's or some isp check or some such. He's in America (I presume) and I'm in Ireland. Just comparing our posting times would suffice.

Besides, my only interactions with him have been arguing with him about his moronic theories about evolution and deleting a bundle of his ad hominem attacks on the Natural Board a few years ago.
 
Don't have any gimmicks, never have had a gimmick... but don't want to be compared to suckmymuscle... he's a gobshite.



The Luke
All I ever said to you is it's hypocritical of you to disrespect someone for believing in jesus when you have devoted your lonely, pathetic, unemployed life to searching for bigfoot.



Chaos
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 08:41:32 PM
Seems lots of gus on GetBig are keeping a file on me (no homo).... suspicious.

Must have a lot of fans.



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: dyslexic on October 19, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Sometimes I can't fall all the way asleep. I've had some damn scary things happen.



Me no likey.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 08:43:11 PM
Seems lots of gus on GetBig are keeping a file on me (no homo).... suspicious.

Must have a lot of fans.



The Luke
Bigfoot hired me to stalk you.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: haider on October 19, 2009, 08:43:17 PM
Seems lots of gus on GetBig are keeping a file on me (no homo).... suspicious.

Must have a lot of fans.



The Luke
I created a thread in which I asked you to take questions on the whole big foot thing. Would have been enlightening and entertaining thread.... I guess you're just too busy looking for big foot huh?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: haider on October 19, 2009, 08:44:26 PM
Bigfoot hired me to stalk you.
Bigfoot is The Lukes other lame gimmick
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 08:47:55 PM
I created a thread in which I asked you to take questions on the whole big foot thing. Would have been enlightening and entertaining thread.... I guess you're just too busy looking for big foot huh?

Feeling jilted? (No homo)

To be honest Hadier I'm just not interested in such a thread... it always degrades into crystal energy; reptilians; hollow Earth; homeopathy; UFOs and other such hogwash.



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 08:50:14 PM
Feeling jilted? (No homo)

To be honest Hadier I'm just not interested in such a thread... it always degrades into crystal energy; reptilians; hollow Earth; homeopathy; UFOs and other such hogwash.



The Luke
So you don't believe in any of that "hogwash"..........yet your life revolves around an over grown monkey that could or could not exist? :-\
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: haider on October 19, 2009, 08:51:47 PM
Feeling jilted? (No homo)

To be honest Hadier I'm just not interested in such a thread... it always degrades into crystal energy; reptilians; hollow Earth; homeopathy; UFOs and other such hogwash.



The Luke
a little bit ;D I was legitimately curious, but too lazy to read up on it myself; i wouldn't know the 'hogwash' from the 'truth' (or more legitimate pts), so it'd take a bit of effort i imagine. It'd be nice to have such a thread down in a more regulated forum (maybe religion).
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 08:57:41 PM
So you don't believe in any of that "hogwash"..........yet your life revolves around an over grown monkey that could or could not exist? :-\

Does exist... it's already a protected species in three different countries.

Stop relying on your shitty media, do your own research. A primate dermatoglyphics expert (fingerprints) did a full analysis of the footprint and handprint evidence a few years ago.

Dr Jeff Meldrum has been writing scientific papers about the evidence for extant hominids for years.



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 09:01:26 PM
Does exist... it's already a protected species in three different countries.

Stop relying on your shitty media, do your own research. A primate dermatoglyphics expert (fingerprints) did a full analysis of the footprint and handprint evidence a few years ago.

Dr Jeff Meldrum has been writing scientific papers about the evidence for extant hominids for years.



The Luke
Where's the body?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 19, 2009, 09:03:18 PM
Does exist... it's already a protected species in three different countries.

Stop relying on your shitty media, do your own research. A primate dermatoglyphics expert (fingerprints) did a full analysis of the footprint and handprint evidence a few years ago.

Dr Jeff Meldrum has been writing scientific papers about the evidence for extant hominids for years.



The Luke

 ::)

Dr. Arthur David Horn has a far more impressive resume than Dr Jeff Meldrum.  What's your point?


Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 09:17:14 PM
Where's the body?

There was no gorilla body till 1847...

There was no such thing as a mountain gorilla till 1905...

The Coelacanth was extinct since the Cretaceous... till one as caught alive in 1938.


Sasquatch's African cousin, the Bili Ape as considered mythical (even depicted as a monster in the 1996 Hollywood movie "Congo") till 2003 when a troop of these giant (6' 300 lbs) chimps (maybe a chimp/gorilla hybrid) were found in the Congo by Dr Shelley Williams.

There is still no Bili Ape body. Yet these giant semi-upright apes are accepted as a new species (based on DNA; foortprints; scat and photographs).


Maybe edumacating yo'self is in order?


The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 09:25:13 PM
There was no gorilla body till 1847...

There was no such thing as a mountain gorilla till 1905...

The Coelacanth was extinct since the Cretaceous... till one as caught alive in 1938.


Sasquatch's African cousin, the Bili Ape as considered mythical (even depicted as a monster in the 1996 Hollywood movie "Congo") till 2003 when a troop of these giant (6' 300 lbs) chimps (maybe a chimp/gorilla hybrid) were found in the Congo by Dr Shelley Williams.

There is still no Bili Ape body. Yet these giant semi-upright apes are accepted as a new species (based on DNA; foortprints; scat and photographs).
Maybe edumacating yo'self is in order?


The Luke
Then why isn't bigfoot a new species based on the same evidence? Or is it that all the evidence has been proven to belong to other animals that exist.......... ;)

Arguing with The Puke is like arguing with a jesus freak........you'll never convince him he's wrong. ;)
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 19, 2009, 09:26:24 PM

The Luke's body is evidence for the existence of hobbits
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 09:28:58 PM
Then why isn't bigfoot a new species based on the same evidence? Or is it that all the evidence has been proven to belong to other animals that exist.......... ;)

Arguing with The Puke is like arguing with a jesus freak........you'll never convince him he's wrong. ;)

Do some research then pm me...  not into thread hijacks.


The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 09:34:25 PM
Do some research then pm me...  not into thread hijacks.


The Luke
Translated = you don't have an answer. ;)
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 09:37:47 PM
Translated = you don't have an answer. ;)

Just don't want to explain the situation to someone who doesn't now anything... and doesn't want to.

PM me when you have a specific question.



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: chaos on October 19, 2009, 09:42:52 PM
Just don't want to explain the situation to someone who doesn't now anything... and doesn't want to.

PM me when you have a specific question.



The Luke
I think you may want to check your facts on this Bili Ape thing.........it's a chimp, and there have been several bodies, bones, dung, etc........

I think you are blind to facts and following what you want to believe not what is real. :-\

PM me when you want the truth.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 09:58:40 PM
PM me when you want the truth.

So now YOU are the Bigfoot expert who has been interviewed in American and European newspapers and interviewed on radio both Stateside and at home and even given lectures on the subject?


By the way, no Bili Ape body has been examined... they were all butchered for bush meat.

The DNA isn't conclusive for them being just gigantic chimps, not yet. The mitochondrial DNA is regular chimp, true, but extensive nuclear sequencing (which might show some gorilla ancestry) is still to be done. I now this because I discussed it at length with the scientist who developed some of the more novel d-loop amplification techniques for mt-DNA recovery from scat.


But aside form all this... doesn't the sudden discovery of giant six foot tall 300 lb chimps in 2003 put the possibility of Bigfoot in a hole new light?



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 19, 2009, 10:04:28 PM
Seems lots of gus on GetBig are keeping a file on me (no homo).... suspicious.

Must have a lot of fans.



The Luke

Or maybe it's because your posts are so stupid we remember them
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 10:06:39 PM
Or maybe it's because your posts are so stupid we remember them

LOL!!! remember when "The Lure" supposedly had copies of "letters" sent to Ron by "Sarcasm's" mom's begging to let her 14yo back on getbig as a matter of "life and death" ;D ?

.... oh and I'm gh15 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 10:07:12 PM
Or maybe it's because your posts are so stupid we remember them

Dude, I know next to nothing about anyone on this board, you guys have every detail about me memorised.

No homo.



The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 19, 2009, 10:11:15 PM
LOL!!! remember when "The Lure" supposedly had copies of "letters" sent to Ron by "Sarcasm's" mom's begging to let her 14yo back on getbig as a matter of "life and death" ;D ?

.... oh and I'm gh15 ::) ::) ::)

Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

People this "convinced" of something have no idea how idiotic they sound.

Let's play devil's advocate and say Bigfoot DOES exist.........who fucking cares, it's a fucking overgrown Gorilla running around wiping it's ass with foliage.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 10:15:44 PM
Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

People this "convinced" of something have no idea how idiotic they sound.

Let's play devil's advocate and say Bigfoot DOES exist.........who fucking cares, it's a fucking overgrown Gorilla running around wiping it's ass with foliage.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if "he" did exist, this is probably how most of us would "mess around" with "it" ;D

Just like he's one of the "boyz" ;D

Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 19, 2009, 10:18:29 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if "he" did exist, this is probably how most of us would "mess around" with "it" ;D

Just like he's one of the "boyz" ;D



Hahahahahahahaa!!!!
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 10:19:22 PM
Let's play devil's advocate and say Bigfoot DOES exist.........who fucking cares, it's a fucking overgrown Gorilla running around wiping it's ass with foliage.

Aren't you an overgrown gorilla too?

People this "convinced" of something have no idea how idiotic they sound.

David Attenborough and Jane Goodall are convinced too and have said so publicly. They are only ridiculed for this belief in the US (the most poorly educated westernised society).


The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 10:21:09 PM
Aren't you an overgrown gorilla too?

David Attenborough and Jane Goodall are convinced too and have said so publicly. They are only ridiculed for this belief in the US (the most poorly educated westernised society).
The Luke

We beleive you The Puke...

Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Fury on October 19, 2009, 10:26:41 PM
What's more pathetic? That The Puke believes in Bigfoot or that he spent months defending his concocted story about Sarcasm's mother writing him a letter? Personally, I think someone with a "physics" degree (who was rejected from 2,000+ jobs) who spends his time chasing an imaginary creature around North America is most likely suffering from some sort of disease. Funny that he has a "holier than thou" attitude.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 10:28:55 PM
What's more pathetic? That The Puke believes in Bigfoot or that he spent months defending his concocted story about Sarcasm's mother writing him a letter? Personally, I think someone with a "physics" degree (who was rejected from 2,000+ jobs) who spends his time chasing an imaginary creature around North America is most likely suffering from some sort of disease. Funny that he has a "holier than thou" attitude.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I remember the 2000 resumes sent / interviews ;D ... something no one would brag about...

gayer than "presenting" in a public bathroom glory hole when all "he" asked is if you could "spare some squares"...
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Luke on October 19, 2009, 10:29:25 PM
What's more pathetic? That The Puke believes in Bigfoot or that he spent months defending his concocted story about Sarcasm's mother writing him a letter? Personally, I think someone with a "physics" degree (who was rejected from 2,000+ jobs) who spends his time chasing an imaginary creature around North America is most likely suffering from some sort of disease. Funny that he has a "holier than thou" attitude.

Welcome to the fan club... you are member 206.


The Luke
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Fury on October 19, 2009, 10:30:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I remember the 2000 resumes sent / interviews ;D ... something no one would brag about...

gayer than "presenting" in a public bathroom glory hole when all "he" asked is if you could "spare some squares"...

Quick question, would you hire a Bigfoot fanatic? I feel bad for his parents. Using their hard earned cash to stage wild goose chases across North America while not paying them the rent he should be for occupying their basement.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 19, 2009, 10:31:16 PM
Welcome to the fan club... you are member 206.
The Luke

Do you work nowadays The Nuked?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 19, 2009, 10:33:43 PM
Aren't you an overgrown gorilla too?

David Attenborough and Jane Goodall are convinced too and have said so publicly. They are only ridiculed for this belief in the US (the most poorly educated westernised society).


The Luke

Again........WHO FUCKING CARES.

what's next.....finding another type of raspberry?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: nycbull on October 20, 2009, 08:15:04 AM
...this is almost right.

Primates as a rule suffer from this... and so do most species descended from arboreal (tree-dwelling) ancestors. The reaction is a sort of emergency default "grip" position which stops creatures sleeping in trees or on branches from falling when they drift off to sleep.

As an experiment you can make the reaction worse by sleeping in an unbalanced position. Something as simple as placing a thick pillow under your back which you then slide off during sleep (a slightly inclined bed also works). Sleep researchers usually trigger this by pulling something out of the closed hand of a sleeping patient; or by suddenly dropping the whole bed a few inches.

If you suffer very badly from this (some people even wake up) then sleeping between some piled up pillows and holding another pillow usually helps. Some people swear by "grip-position gloves": gloves glued to a small thick handle, when you wear them you can't let go of the handle and so feel secure in a sort of sunconscious way.

Hope this helps...



The Luke

how do you explain to your girlfriend you are wearing a glove with a stick glued to it?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2009, 08:21:18 AM
It's pretty obvious that "The Flukes" search for a hairy, quasi-human beast is directly related to being abandoned by his mum at a young age.  He saw the pics of her and began his quest.  Elementary really.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Mars on October 20, 2009, 08:22:19 AM
(http://www.hugenasser.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nasser-office.png)
ahh yes there it is..
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Tapeworm on October 20, 2009, 08:30:01 AM
(http://www.hugenasser.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nasser-office.png)
ahh yes there it is..

Who folds & reads an A2 plan like that?   ::)  What's he looking for?  The jobsite address?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2009, 08:31:35 AM
Who folds & reads an A2 plan like that?   ::)  What's he looking for?  The jobsite address?


He thinks it's a chinese takeout menu...."that general tso makes a mean bird..."
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Mars on October 20, 2009, 08:33:01 AM
Who folds & reads an A2 plan like that?   ::)  What's he looking for?  The jobsite address?

these are technical drawings.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Tapeworm on October 20, 2009, 08:39:35 AM
these are technical drawings.

And when will he patent this Futuro Thong?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: spinnis on October 20, 2009, 08:49:52 AM
Just as you are about to fall asleep do you ever get jolted? Like your whole body just gets a sudden jolt out of nowhere?  I've always wondered that is.

ha yes, its freaky
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 20, 2009, 09:40:23 AM
Who folds & reads an A2 plan like that?   ::)  What's he looking for?  The jobsite address?

lol, no shit.  the actual blueprint part is folded over.  what a dickbreath.

What's more pathetic? That The Puke believes in Bigfoot or that he spent months defending his concocted story about Sarcasm's mother writing him a letter? Personally, I think someone with a "physics" degree (who was rejected from 2,000+ jobs) who spends his time chasing an imaginary creature around North America is most likely suffering from some sort of disease. Funny that he has a "holier than thou" attitude.

I believe the word you're looking for is "dwarfism".
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 20, 2009, 09:46:10 AM
I think that Nasser walks into restaurants and offices and has Bigknobs take pictures of him "doing something" before they get kicked out.

(http://www.hugenasser.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nasser-office.png)
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2009, 10:15:14 AM
I think that Nasser walks into restaurants and offices and has Bigknobs take pictures of him "doing something" before they get kicked out.

(http://www.hugenasser.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nasser-office.png)

haha, yes Groink.  bignobs is in the pic.....he's under the desk.....
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Mars on October 20, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
haha big nob.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: nycbull on October 20, 2009, 02:01:38 PM
Aren't you an overgrown gorilla too?




no Groink is too hairless, he has been disowned by the Gorrila community.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: nycbull on October 20, 2009, 02:07:16 PM
Luke, is there a good site to learn the facts about bigfoot and any new news. I dont want to do a google search because so much crap comes back and I dont know what to believe. 
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 20, 2009, 02:17:28 PM
Luke, is there a good site to learn the facts about bigfoot and any new news. I dont want to do a google search because so much crap comes back and I dont know what to believe. 

stop it dude, you're being cruel now.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 20, 2009, 02:50:22 PM
haha, yes Groink.  bignobs is in the pic.....he's under the desk.....

LOLOL  you wouldn't be implying that BigKnobs worships at the fountain of Nasser, would you  :D :D
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2009, 02:57:52 PM
LOLOL  you wouldn't be implying that BigKnobs worships at the fountain of Nasser, would you  :D :D

LOL....caption for that pic. Nascar: What are you doins under there?  bignobs:  We call it fluffing.  Maybe it help you to soil your posing trunks faster?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 20, 2009, 03:03:28 PM
LOL....caption for that pic. Nascar: What are you doins under there?  bignobs:  We call it fluffing.  Maybe it help you to soil your posing trunks faster?


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

BY THE FOUNTAIN OF NASSER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/[/color]b][/size]
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: nycbull on October 20, 2009, 03:09:32 PM
stop it dude, you're being cruel now.

no Im serious ManBearPig. The Luke may have beened owned several times over by QuakerOats but I do believe him on the bigfoot thing.

Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: dr.chimps on October 20, 2009, 03:15:40 PM
no Im serious ManBearPig. The Luke may have beened owned several times over by QuakerOats but I do believe him on the bigfoot thing.
Well, my friend, I have a bridge for sale in Dubai, India you might be interested in.   ;D
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: dr.chimps on October 20, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
Who folds & reads an A2 plan like that?   ::)  What's he looking for?  The jobsite address?
LOL. Anyone remember the unconnected airgun?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Tombo on October 20, 2009, 03:29:48 PM
good thread, the primate theory is interesting, i personally get these often, mostly from 'falling' dreams or thoughts when falling asleep
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 20, 2009, 03:34:28 PM
LOL. Anyone remember the unconnected airgun?

Hahahahahahahaahahaahaah aahaahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC  ;D ;D ;D

I think it fits well with my theory too....I can just imagine the owner yelling "HEY!!!! get the fuck out of there!!!" ten seconds after Bigknobs took the picture  ;D ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302756.0;attach=344341;image)
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: dr.chimps on October 20, 2009, 03:42:24 PM
Hahahahahahahaahahaahaahaahaahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC  ;D ;D ;D

I think it fits well with my theory too....I can just imagine the owner yelling "HEY!!!! get the fuck out of there!!!" ten seconds after Bigknobs took the picture  ;D ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302756.0;attach=344341;image)
Haha. I was thinking less trespassing than I was just plain incompetent, but I think your answer will get more laughs.    ;D
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Tapeworm on October 20, 2009, 03:51:28 PM
LOL. Anyone remember the unconnected airgun?

Haha!  Need to not fool anyone?  We've got the right tool for the job.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
Haha. I was thinking less trespassing than I was just plain incompetent, but I think your answer will get more laughs.    ;D

since the point of the whole exercise was to show "the world" (or some Canucks) that Nasser is not reduced to menial labor... why would he try to act like he was indeed doing menial labor?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Alex23 on October 20, 2009, 03:56:32 PM
Hahahahahahahaahahaahaahaahaahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC  ;D ;D ;D

I think it fits well with my theory too....I can just imagine the owner yelling "HEY!!!! get the fuck out of there!!!" ten seconds after Bigknobs took the picture  ;D ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302756.0;attach=344341;image)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It won't stop, it just won't stop ;D
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
LOL. Anyone remember the unconnected airgun?


haha, ROFL.  What's up with Nascars elbow?  Looks like he needs a new coat of paint.
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Fury on October 20, 2009, 05:01:36 PM
Why would a man with a net worth in excess of $3+ million (as claimed by Bobs) be working a job as an incompetent mechanic?
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 20, 2009, 05:05:37 PM
Why would a man with a net worth in excess of $3+ million (as claimed by Bobs) be working a job as an incompetent mechanic?

LOL  ;D

HELP WANTED

Incompetent Mechanic
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Tombo on October 20, 2009, 05:09:15 PM
Hahahahahahahaahahaahaahaahaahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC  ;D ;D ;D

I think it fits well with my theory too....I can just imagine the owner yelling "HEY!!!! get the fuck out of there!!!" ten seconds after Bigknobs took the picture  ;D ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=302756.0;attach=344341;image)

HAHAHAHHA i never saw this one... actually larfed out loud
Title: Re: Jolt(sleeping related)
Post by: Tombo on October 21, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
bump

hilarious