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Title: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Marty Champions on October 20, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
would keeping the microwave on while keeping it open expose you to endless vitamin d like frum sonlight?
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 05:35:34 PM
you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: kimura on October 20, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
your autonomic nervous system will not like this one bit
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 05:37:54 PM
your autonomic nervous system will not like this one bit

you don't know that.  Johnny falcon is about to go where no man has gone before
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: disturbia on October 20, 2009, 05:40:24 PM
you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open

I lol'd ,....even though its such an owning
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Dr Kincaid on October 20, 2009, 05:40:39 PM
Didn't one of them little critters get killed in Gremlins by something like this?
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: kimura on October 20, 2009, 05:42:31 PM
you don't know that.  Johnny falcon is about to go where no man has gone before

True - it's an unqualified guess.  Falcon, please let us know the outcome.  I am sure the folks in occupational medicine and toxicology will want to know, too.

-Kim
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: wes mantooth on October 20, 2009, 06:41:41 PM
oh course its ok!!! how do you think soap was invented......silly falcon!
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: MB_722 on October 20, 2009, 06:45:22 PM
yes.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: garebear on October 20, 2009, 06:46:36 PM
Put a chocolate bar in your pocket and check on it regularly. If it melts, close the door.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: haider on October 20, 2009, 06:59:07 PM
you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open
I almost spit my coffee all over the keyboard, LOL!!  ;D ;D Keep it up Johnny, do let us know what the results are.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: physicsgeek on October 20, 2009, 09:00:43 PM
You should worry about developing cataracts experimenting with an open microwave. This I would be most concerned of.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: chaos on October 20, 2009, 09:01:56 PM
you should try it and tell us. my microwave won't run if it's open
Put a pencil in the little hole that the door closes in. ;)
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: 240 is Back on October 20, 2009, 09:30:17 PM
I pack more heat than a microwave door.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: oldman on October 20, 2009, 09:32:14 PM
no problem, first dry your poodle off.  next, try inserting your head, if it fits...
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Rami on October 20, 2009, 09:33:43 PM
would keeping the microwave on while keeping it open expose you to endless vitamin d like frum sonlight?

Holy sh-t! I wouldn't mess with that to find out! I think it's bad for you.

Although I had an microwave from the 70's when they first started to make them and it had a small hole in the back of it.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: kiwiol on October 20, 2009, 09:34:08 PM
Put a pencil in the little hole that the door closes in. ;)

LOL

Have you seen "The last house on the left"? It's got a nice scene of a hot-headed guy who gets even more "hot-headed" in the end.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 09:34:38 PM
Holy sh-t! I wouldn't mess with that to find out! I think it's bad for you.

Although I had an microwave from the 70's when they first started to make them and it had a small hole in the back of it.

you don't know that it's bad for you.  have you ever tried it?
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Rami on October 20, 2009, 09:36:26 PM
you don't know that it's bad for you.  have you ever tried it?

I said I think it is bad for you. I don't know, my mind tells me it is not good.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: wes mantooth on October 20, 2009, 09:38:24 PM
you don't know that it's bad for you.  have you ever tried it?

no, its quite good. it builds immunities within the body. i just read it kills the H1M1 virus....

they are testing "open microwave" technology in Europe.....some anti cancer shit.....
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 09:38:41 PM
I said I think it is bad for you. I don't know, my mind tells me it is not good.

your mind is fearful.  be courageous and maybe your microwave will turn you into a superhero
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Rami on October 20, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
your mind is fearful.  be courageous and maybe your microwave will turn you into a superhero

Maybe you are right, I am open minded...
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: chaos on October 20, 2009, 09:47:50 PM
your mind is fearful.  be courageous and maybe your microwave will turn you into a superhero
Get to it then superman, we all anxiously await your results.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 10:00:45 PM
Get to it then superman, we all anxiously await your results.

you seem very knowledgeable about the logistics. Perhaps you should go first
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: evandatp on October 20, 2009, 10:08:25 PM
Yes, of course it's OK.

It's even beneficial for reptilians & falcons. The higher the wattage the microwave the better for you.

And make sure you wipe yourself down with apple cider vinegar beforehand. You'll get a golden tan to go with all the Vitamin D.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: webcake on October 20, 2009, 10:59:06 PM
LOL

Have you seen "The last house on the left"? It's got a nice scene of a hot-headed guy who gets even more "hot-headed" in the end.

haha i just watched that movie the other day. It was alright.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: wavelength on October 20, 2009, 11:26:07 PM
RIP Johnny :'(
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: pugalist666 on October 20, 2009, 11:29:48 PM
just cut out a large hole in the ceneter leaving only the hinged frame of the door , you can shut it and the micro wave will think its safe and then thus run (and give you ball cancer )
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: sync pulse on October 21, 2009, 12:05:01 AM
would keeping the microwave on while keeping it open expose you to endless vitamin d like frum sonlight?

RF burns...
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 21, 2009, 12:33:10 AM
Mofos have died from exposure to industrial level rf dawg don't fuck with it.

they were not falcons
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Marty Champions on October 21, 2009, 06:10:33 AM
johnny is taking notes and names in this thread and santing them to santa claus
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Meso_z on October 21, 2009, 07:02:24 AM
would keeping the microwave on while keeping it open expose you to endless vitamin d like frum sonlight?

yes, kill yourself asap.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: DK II on October 21, 2009, 08:13:40 AM
would keeping the microwave on while keeping it open expose you to endless vitamin d like frum sonlight?

Put your head in, turn to max power for ten minutes and tell us what happened.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 21, 2009, 08:17:22 AM
i heard the real trick to superhero powers with your head in the microwave is to fill your mouth with water first and then stick it in there.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 08:17:27 AM
I pack more heat than a microwave door.

Hah, you'd get your ass kicked by a white belt female karate student.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: benchmstr on October 21, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
Put a pencil in the little hole that the door closes in. ;)
have you ever put a pencil in the microwave......it is the worst thing you will ever smell!!!

you wiill seriously have to ventilate, and evacuate the house for a few hours!!!

bench
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: MAXX on October 21, 2009, 12:35:42 PM
put your head in it failcan
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: D_1000 on October 21, 2009, 12:38:03 PM
i heard the real trick to superhero powers with your head in the microwave is to fill your mouth with water first and then stick it in there.

Johnn-ay, you have to try this.
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 12:49:09 PM
How about that famous old movie trick, where someone puts 3-4 aerosol containers in a microwave and nukes them for 4 minutes....that's always fun!
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 21, 2009, 02:30:23 PM
Radiation could be a issue 8)
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 21, 2009, 02:33:29 PM
 Put a cd inside and turn on the microwave.
 
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: kimura on October 28, 2009, 08:28:47 PM
what was the outcome?
Title: Re: Is it okay to experiment with open microwaves
Post by: Rami on October 28, 2009, 08:32:30 PM
what was the outcome?

it didn't have any effect.