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Title: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 22, 2009, 12:16:46 PM
Seriously,  it is a nasty fucking place.  If I had a life sentence I'm not sure why I'd want to live my life that way.  At that point suicide would be the only option.  But it seems that a lot of freaks want to make a life of it not knowing when someone will try to kill or rape them.
I'm a pretty tough guy and lived in some of the worst neighborhoods with the lowest of the lowlifes growing up, but I'm don't think I have the mentality to make it in a full max prison.
Prison is divided by blacks, mexicans and aryans.  I'm neither of those, so I'd never be able to be part of the major gangs which means I'd be an outsider the whole time. Not what you want to be in that shit hole.

Discuss
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Figo on October 22, 2009, 12:22:39 PM
How do the guts get their aas inside?

Besides straight from the tap...
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Mrdibbs on October 22, 2009, 12:30:18 PM
Just pick the colour you are the closest to or just join the mexican mob like craig
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: JasonH on October 22, 2009, 12:31:39 PM
I suppose it depends what country you are serving time in.

I've heard the prisons in The Netherlands are like country clubs. Also in the UK where I've got friends who are prison guards say some places are a pretty easy life.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 22, 2009, 12:36:36 PM
I am sure I would not get too much attention in prison walking around in a thong all oiled up with huuuge muscles (no homo)
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: stuntmovie on October 22, 2009, 12:37:58 PM
Interesting subject, Mon!

I used to work inside a couple of prisons running powerlifting meets for the inmates.

The State Corrections Dept. told me on numerous occasions  that the program was very successful but they never did say why.

This went on for a couple of years and it was so successful that the 'prisoners' were allowed to compete in power meets that were held outside of the prison confines.

This outside activity was also "successful" until one powerlifting participant decided to take off and spend a couple of hours with his wife in the parking lot. He went no further than that parking lot but that was enough to stop that "successful" program immediately.

Years later I received a letter from an unknown prison official (non signed) informing me that that program was one of the most successful programs they had at that time until  it had to be cancelled for some reasons he did not go into.

I think it was actually cancelled because the inmates were getting bigger, faster, stronger than the guards (and not because of that two hour session in the parking lot).

Lately I've notice that many young kids consider a prison sentence to be a "badge of honor".

We used to take young trouble makers on short visits within the prison walls and that was another program that seemed to have worthwhile effects.

Sorry to be off the subject here, but I had to contribute my two-cents worth of prison experience.

PS. My grandmother used to live on Alcatraz. She wasn't a prisoner but my grandfather served as a guard there for a number of years. Neither of them ever spoke about those "prison days" but she once did break her silence about a prisoner and his prison birds which was eventually made into a movie.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: bradistani on October 22, 2009, 12:41:11 PM
something like this perhaps...?

Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: MB_722 on October 22, 2009, 12:45:50 PM
ever seen the movie Felon? it was pretty good.


Quote
“When your life is defined by a single action, you change the concept of time”

... these are the types of questions I don't want to answer.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 22, 2009, 12:50:11 PM
Seriously,  it is a nasty fucking place.  If I had a life sentence I'm not sure why I'd want to live my life that way.  At that point suicide would be the only option.  But it seems that a lot of freaks want to make a life of it not knowing when someone will try to kill or rape them.
I'm a pretty tough guy and lived in some of the worst neighborhoods with the lowest of the lowlifes growing up, but I'm don't think I have the mentality to make it in a full max prison.
Prison is divided by blacks, mexicans and aryans.  I'm neither of those, so I'd never be able to be part of the major gangs which means I'd be an outsider the whole time. Not what you want to be in that shit hole.

Discuss
why would you even ask that question pervert?
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: bradistani on October 22, 2009, 12:50:35 PM
I am sure I would not get too much attention in prison walking around in a thong all oiled up with huuuge muscles (no homo)

'...he kinda tight too. that shit don't mean nothing round here though player. i've seen a whole lot a built motherfuckers get their ass bent over up in here... every day. You understand what i'm telling ya? i'm talking to you pardner......'
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: _bruce_ on October 22, 2009, 01:07:54 PM
Interesting subject, Mon!

I used to work inside a couple of prisons running powerlifting meets for the inmates.

The State Corrections Dept. told me on numerous occasions  that the program was very successful but they never did say why.

This went on for a couple of years and it was so successful that the 'prisoners' were allowed to compete in power meets that were held outside of the prison confines.

This outside activity was also "successful" until one powerlifting participant decided to take off and spend a couple of hours with his wife in the parking lot. He went no further than that parking lot but that was enough to stop that "successful" program immediately.

Years later I received a letter from an unknown prison official (non signed) informing me that that program was one of the most successful programs they had at that time until  it had to be cancelled for some reasons he did not go into.

I think it was actually cancelled because the inmates were getting bigger, faster, stronger than the guards (and not because of that two hour session in the parking lot).

Lately I've notice that many young kids consider a prison sentence to be a "badge of honor".

We used to take young trouble makers on short visits within the prison walls and that was another program that seemed to have worthwhile effects.

Sorry to be off the subject here, but I had to contribute my two-cents worth of prison experience.

PS. My grandmother used to live on Alcatraz. She wasn't a prisoner but my grandfather served as a guard there for a number of years. Neither of them ever spoke about those "prison days" but she once did break her silence about a prisoner and his prison birds which was eventually made into a movie.

Pretty interesting...

I guess I would have a "hard" time surviving in a supermax...
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Butterbean on October 22, 2009, 01:09:42 PM
Seriously,  it is a nasty fucking place.  If I had a life sentence I'm not sure why I'd want to live my life that way.  At that point suicide would be the only option.  But it seems that a lot of freaks want to make a life of it not knowing when someone will try to kill or rape them.
I'm a pretty tough guy and lived in some of the worst neighborhoods with the lowest of the lowlifes growing up, but I'm don't think I have the mentality to make it in a full max prison.
Prison is divided by blacks, mexicans and aryans.  I'm neither of those, so I'd never be able to be part of the major gangs which means I'd be an outsider the whole time. Not what you want to be in that shit hole.

Discuss

Women tend to get into a "family" role...."husband," "wife," "children," etc. getting into relationships they wouldn't consider on the outside.

Apparently men do this too but mainly just as "husband and wife."
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: ironneck on October 22, 2009, 01:10:03 PM
i think german prisons are ok
turkish prisons are hard because they mostly live in one big room so if you're a rapist,you're already dead
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Butterbean on October 22, 2009, 01:11:28 PM
i think german prisons are ok
turkish prisons are hard because they mostly live in one big room so if you're a rapist,you're already dead

Billy!!  :P
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Wiggs on October 22, 2009, 01:11:28 PM
Prison is one of my worst nightmares because of the isolation.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: bradistani on October 22, 2009, 01:13:53 PM
Just pick the colour you are the closest to or just join the mexican mob like craig

or just become someones bitch and hope that he'll protect you
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on October 22, 2009, 01:15:17 PM
i think german prisons are ok
turkish prisons are hard because they mostly live in one big room so if you're a rapist,you're already dead

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Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Purple Aki on October 22, 2009, 01:15:26 PM
i think german prisons are ok
turkish prisons are hard because they mostly live in one big room so if you're a rapist,you're already dead

I've seen the film "Midnight Express" and know that Turkish prisons are full of gay rapists (Much like the rest of Turkey).
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: George Whorewell on October 22, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
I think I would try to commit suicide by inmate or guard if I had to do life in a max prison.

Attack staff, try to escape, or purposely fuck with a gang higher up-- That being said between getting raped or killed, I would rather be killed so the actual threat of violence would probably encourage me to force whoever threatened me that way to kill me.

And of course, theres always overdosing, hanging yourself, etc.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: ironneck on October 22, 2009, 01:18:26 PM
there are no gays in turkey
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: _bruce_ on October 22, 2009, 01:20:54 PM
there are no gays in turkey

...all of em fled to Austria...
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: ironneck on October 22, 2009, 01:22:13 PM
...all of em fled to Austria...

yes that could be true
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: no one on October 22, 2009, 01:26:04 PM
supermax?

thats a breeze. isolation and heavily guarded.

go mainline in dade county- thats a place you do not want to be.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Stark on October 22, 2009, 01:44:31 PM
I did - German prison is not too difficult to survive but it has its challenges - the worse thing in prison is the boredom - I'm not kidding when I said I went to bed most times around 17:00 just so I can end the day.
Food is always the highlight and you are trying to make it special by getting all the little bits a peaces right.

I've spend the first week with an Afghani who was supposted to be deported - that was years ago when the Taliban was in full swing - he was crying all night and all day - probably got stoned or worse when he came home.

After a while I was allowed to go to the canteen and by food and snacks - after that It was "ok" I had some books and chockolate - also I was smart enough to invest most of the money I took with me to buy rolled tabako since I was smoking.

The biggest kick in the nuts was when my parents found out I was locked up - I get a call that I have visit - I thought some of my buddies taking the piss - in I go into the room with 20 other inmates and there are my parents - my mom is crying it was horrible.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: lovemonkey on October 22, 2009, 01:58:16 PM
I did - German prison is not too difficult to survive but it has its challenges - the worse thing in prison is the boredom - I'm not kidding when I said I went to bed most times around 17:00 just so I can end the day.
Food is always the highlight and you are trying to make it special by getting all the little bits a peaces right.

I've spend the first week with an Afghani who was supposted to be deported - that was years ago when the Taliban was in full swing - he was crying all night and all day - probably got stoned or worse when he came home.

After a while I was allowed to go to the canteen and by food and snacks - after that It was "ok" I had some books and chockolate - also I was smart enough to invest most of the money I took with me to buy rolled tabako since I was smoking.

The biggest kick in the nuts was when my parents found out I was locked up - I get a call that I have visit - I thought some of my buddies taking the piss - in I go into the room with 20 other inmates and there are my parents - my mom is crying it was horrible.

You have no trouble racking on steroid users for doing something illegal.. now tell me hypocrite, what got you in to jail?
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Stark on October 22, 2009, 01:58:58 PM
You have no trouble racking on steroid users for doing something illegal.. now tell me hypocrite, what got you in to jail?

breaking somebodies arm
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Mars on October 22, 2009, 01:59:58 PM
I suppose it depends what country you are serving time in.

I've heard the prisons in The Netherlands are like country clubs.

nowhere as difficult as in usa but i wouldnt say its a pleasure either.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Man of Steel on October 22, 2009, 02:16:35 PM
I would not fair well in prison.  My man-pleaser is too white and tender and my lips are too plump and inviting.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Stark on October 22, 2009, 02:21:38 PM
I would not fair well in prison.  My man-pleaser is too white and tender and my lips are too plump and inviting.

Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Parker on October 22, 2009, 02:24:13 PM
Seriously,  it is a nasty fucking place.  If I had a life sentence I'm not sure why I'd want to live my life that way.  At that point suicide would be the only option.  But it seems that a lot of freaks want to make a life of it not knowing when someone will try to kill or rape them.
I'm a pretty tough guy and lived in some of the worst neighborhoods with the lowest of the lowlifes growing up, but I'm don't think I have the mentality to make it in a full max prison.
Prison is divided by blacks, mexicans and aryans.  I'm neither of those, so I'd never be able to be part of the major gangs which means I'd be an outsider the whole time. Not what you want to be in that shit hole.

Discuss
Saw this vid about Brazilian prisons, and just be glad you are getting locked up in america. At least one will have 3 hots and a cot. And there are a lot of women who like men who are locked up, even if you are a bitch in jail.
The vid I saw showed the overcrowding, the lack of food, even toilet tissue.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: chadstallion on October 22, 2009, 02:25:10 PM
hell, no.
I'd be missing a few front teeth and my butt would be sore all the time.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: bigkubby on October 22, 2009, 02:54:41 PM
i surely would not want to get locked up in any of the prisons in california, shit is fukin crazy out there its gotta be one of the most political state prisons
i know lots of people in and out of there and they are petty fuked up people
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 22, 2009, 03:10:48 PM
breaking somebodies arm

why?  was she threatening to beat you up again, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Stark on October 22, 2009, 03:33:25 PM
why?  was she threatening to beat you up again, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!

Called me a pussy
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Man of Steel on October 22, 2009, 03:34:10 PM


This would happen to me; although, it would happen at the hands of a gang of heavily-muscled, big-afro'd negroids with a bloodlust for my sweet stuff.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on October 22, 2009, 04:20:22 PM
I did - German prison is not too difficult to survive but it has its challenges - the worse thing in prison is the boredom - I'm not kidding when I said I went to bed most times around 17:00 just so I can end the day.
Food is always the highlight and you are trying to make it special by getting all the little bits a peaces right.

I've spend the first week with an Afghani who was supposted to be deported - that was years ago when the Taliban was in full swing - he was crying all night and all day - probably got stoned or worse when he came home.

After a while I was allowed to go to the canteen and by food and snacks - after that It was "ok" I had some books and chockolate - also I was smart enough to invest most of the money I took with me to buy rolled tabako since I was smoking.

The biggest kick in the nuts was when my parents found out I was locked up - I get a call that I have visit - I thought some of my buddies taking the piss - in I go into the room with 20 other inmates and there are my parents - my mom is crying it was horrible.

Was this related to your skin head days?  ???
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on October 22, 2009, 04:22:04 PM
Called me a pussy

I don't admire the fact you did time, but I do admire the fact that someone called you "pussy" and you made them regret it.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Croatch on October 22, 2009, 06:38:58 PM
Few in prison take steroids and decide to be a "bodybuilder" after they're in jail.  On the outside, most were pedaling drugs and getting stoned.  We at getbig on the other hand, have been drinking protein shakes and hitting the weights.
Advantage....getbig members.

Prison fools are only tough in a group or in movies, other than that, pretty weak loudmouth toughguy wannabees.  I don't care how many people Charles Manson conspired to kill and or brainwashed, I'd break his skinny neck in a second, then go to Gold's after for leg day.

Face it, these guys could barely bench 200lbs...unless their trained fighters, they're nothing without a pistol or weapon.

Advantage....Croatch.
 :D
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: mass 04 on October 22, 2009, 06:41:43 PM
I bet Stark was passed around like gravy on Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: garebear on October 22, 2009, 06:52:15 PM
I hate people who brag about being in prison like it's some kind of accomplishment.

Knuckleheads.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Ex Coelis on October 22, 2009, 06:52:29 PM
if prisoners were polite and respectful to each other everyone would be much happier

organized sports build teamwork and camaraderie

maybe that's the solution?
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: johnnynoname on October 22, 2009, 06:53:43 PM
i've seen "Death Warrant"

I know what to do
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: MB_722 on October 22, 2009, 07:00:43 PM
if prisoners were polite and respectful to each other everyone would be much happier

organized sports build teamwork and camaraderie

maybe that's the solution?

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Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: wes on October 22, 2009, 07:03:51 PM
I`d fucking hang myself.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Tombo on October 22, 2009, 07:05:17 PM
Few in prison take steroids and decide to be a "bodybuilder" after they're in jail.  On the outside, most were pedaling drugs and getting stoned.  We at getbig on the other hand, have been drinking protein shakes and hitting the weights.
Advantage....getbig members.

Prison fools are only tough in a group or in movies, other than that, pretty weak loudmouth toughguy wannabees.  I don't care how many people Charles Manson conspired to kill and or brainwashed, I'd break his skinny neck in a second, then go to Gold's after for leg day.

Face it, these guys could barely bench 200lbs...unless their trained fighters, they're nothing without a pistol or weapon.

Advantage....Croatch.
 :D

Sorry Croatch but maybe in the face of a big guy like yourself they might second guess themselves but when they feel like they have an advantage they always take it.... ratbags.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: wes on October 22, 2009, 07:07:46 PM
Sorry Croatch but maybe in the face of a big guy like yourself they might second guess themselves but when they feel like they have an advantage they always take it.... ratbags.
Beleive me,there are some crazy bad mofos in prison.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Ex Coelis on October 22, 2009, 07:14:25 PM
Beleive me,there are some crazy bad mofos in prison.

maybe they could try being crazy nice mofos?
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 22, 2009, 07:17:59 PM
It's well understood that Mars and I would be respected.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Rami on October 22, 2009, 07:37:14 PM
I did - German prison is not too difficult to survive but it has its challenges - the worse thing in prison is the boredom - I'm not kidding when I said I went to bed most times around 17:00 just so I can end the day.
Food is always the highlight and you are trying to make it special by getting all the little bits a peaces right.

I've spend the first week with an Afghani who was supposted to be deported - that was years ago when the Taliban was in full swing - he was crying all night and all day - probably got stoned or worse when he came home.

After a while I was allowed to go to the canteen and by food and snacks - after that It was "ok" I had some books and chockolate - also I was smart enough to invest most of the money I took with me to buy rolled tabako since I was smoking.

The biggest kick in the nuts was when my parents found out I was locked up - I get a call that I have visit - I thought some of my buddies taking the piss - in I go into the room with 20 other inmates and there are my parents - my mom is crying it was horrible.

Boredom? Aren't you allowed to read in prison?
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Croatch on October 22, 2009, 08:15:44 PM
Beleive me,there are some crazy bad mofos in prison.
Crazy doesn't mean squat.  I'd smack the shit out of a "crazy" 140lbs guy who tried to get smart.  One on one, these weak car thieves/drug dealers are nothing.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 22, 2009, 08:17:18 PM
No....that's why you'll never find me there.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: webcake on October 22, 2009, 08:21:33 PM
No. They would probably bash me.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Bast175 on October 22, 2009, 09:11:00 PM
Prison is one of my worst nightmares because of the isolation.

translation: you'd be the guy fucking skinny white boys. 
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Bast175 on October 22, 2009, 09:14:44 PM
Few in prison take steroids and decide to be a "bodybuilder" after they're in jail.  On the outside, most were pedaling drugs and getting stoned.  We at getbig on the other hand, have been drinking protein shakes and hitting the weights.
Advantage....getbig members.

Prison fools are only tough in a group or in movies, other than that, pretty weak loudmouth toughguy wannabees.  I don't care how many people Charles Manson conspired to kill and or brainwashed, I'd break his skinny neck in a second, then go to Gold's after for leg day.

Face it, these guys could barely bench 200lbs...unless their trained fighters, they're nothing without a pistol or weapon.

Advantage....Croatch.
 :D

face it you're an idiot.   :D
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Bast175 on October 22, 2009, 09:16:37 PM
Boredom? Aren't you allowed to read in prison?

nerd
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Princess L on October 22, 2009, 09:39:39 PM
I've seen the film "Midnight Express" and know that Turkish prisons are full of gay rapists (Much like the rest of Turkey).

Has anyone seen that show on ? the NGC called Locked Up Abroad?  Brutal.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Tombo on October 22, 2009, 09:44:11 PM
Crazy doesn't mean squat.  I'd smack the shit out of a "crazy" 140lbs guy who tried to get smart.  One on one, these weak car thieves/drug dealers are nothing.

they aren't always that small!  ;D
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: PRAXIS on October 22, 2009, 10:25:19 PM
Prison isnt a big deal here in California. If you have a level head you'll do fine. Obviously you will have to side up with your race and eventually put in work. Everyone does... Fighting, stabbings happen but not every day. Remeber you have to live here so they try to make it as easy as possible. LA County is way worse than state prison. Unless you're in the SHU: Corcoran or the bay where politics are so thick long standing prisoners on good terms get killed for no reason sometimes.

Prison politics and power is a very addicting thing. Being able to have anyone killed or stabbed by snapping your fingers is too dangerous. Due to all the boredom everyone eventually begins fighting each other.. same race and all!!!
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 22, 2009, 10:31:01 PM
Seriously,  it is a nasty fucking place.  If I had a life sentence I'm not sure why I'd want to live my life that way.  At that point suicide would be the only option.  But it seems that a lot of freaks want to make a life of it not knowing when someone will try to kill or rape them.
I'm a pretty tough guy and lived in some of the worst neighborhoods with the lowest of the lowlifes growing up, but I'm don't think I have the mentality to make it in a full max prison.
Prison is divided by blacks, mexicans and aryans.  I'm neither of those, so I'd never be able to be part of the major gangs which means I'd be an outsider the whole time. Not what you want to be in that shit hole.

Discuss

Last I checked, most states in the US don't enforce sodomy laws, so you shouldn't worry about doin' time. :-*
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Croatch on October 22, 2009, 11:24:17 PM
face it you're an idiot.   :D

Stick to the facts clown.
Croatch vs. Manson
Croatch wins.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Stark on October 23, 2009, 12:57:41 AM
Was this related to your skin head days?  ???

yep pretty much, I'm not proud at all but I also don't feel bad - it was a small stretch and that was enough for me to get my shit together - never been arrested or locked up since.

And the guy deserved every little bit of pain I gave him that day - and without going into technicality's no he was not black no he was not Jewish no he was not Turkish - he was just a scumbag and I made him cry :D

Fake Edit: breaking an arm isn't that easy :D lets just say it looks a lot easier in the movie - maybe that guy was build out of rubber but I had to practical stand on it - the sound when it breaks is pretty unmistakable as well - fuck him I do it again.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: pugalist666 on October 23, 2009, 01:02:03 AM
this is all croatch needs to survive in prison
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Stark on October 23, 2009, 01:04:56 AM
this is all croatch needs to survive in prison

so you googles anus saved the image to your harddrive and posted it here?

lol so fuckin outed
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Mars on October 23, 2009, 01:11:32 AM
i hate to see a mans anus, in porn they should cover the mans ass
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: lovemonkey on October 23, 2009, 01:36:31 AM
i hate to see a mans anus, in porn they should cover the mans ass

What's wrong with a male poop hole?
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: gordiano on October 23, 2009, 02:05:48 AM
Want to survive in prison?
























Get yourself a big boyfriend.....
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Mars on October 23, 2009, 02:20:27 AM
you better assume a fake character and beat someone up the first week.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: spinnis on October 23, 2009, 02:53:54 AM
In swedish prison? no fucking problem at all lol.


Im american prison, I think I would get killed by the blacks pretty fast  ;D


my cousin who is the same age as me went to prison here for 1.5 months and he said it was childsplay :)
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 23, 2009, 05:06:32 AM
I was facing up to five years jail back in April
I kinda got used to the fact that I was gonna do some time
Ended up getting probation but I would not have liked to do jail for the main reason that the amount of time you get to think about things on the outside wouls wreck my head
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Tombo on October 23, 2009, 01:59:21 PM
hey i just watched that movie Blood and Bone

saw Melvin Anthony in it! :D
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Bast175 on October 24, 2009, 06:47:34 PM
Stick to the facts clown.
Croatch vs. Manson
Croatch wins.

Croatch vs. Manson with a shiv.   Crotch loses.

Croatch vs. 2+ guys.  same as above

Croatch vs. disgruntled prison guard.  same as above

Croatch vs. average naturally tall and big guy.    same as above

Croatch vs. common sense. same as above

etc.


Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: MB_722 on October 24, 2009, 07:22:38 PM
Croatch vs. Manson with a shiv.   Crotch loses.

Croatch vs. 2+ guys.  same as above

Croatch vs. disgruntled prison guard.  same as above

Croatch vs. average naturally tall and big guy.    same as above

Croatch vs. common sense. same as above

etc.




(http://i.pbase.com/v3/58/372658/1/51831617.rofl.gif)
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: 2ND COMING on October 24, 2009, 07:37:29 PM
(http://i.pbase.com/v3/58/372658/1/51831617.rofl.gif)


fail.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: MB_722 on October 24, 2009, 07:56:16 PM
fail.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/oOHereticOo/LOBBIN.gif)

 ;D
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on October 25, 2009, 12:48:50 AM
Anything is possible through the power of prayer.

Prison is NOT the move.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: lovemonkey on October 25, 2009, 11:18:40 AM
Anything is possible through the power of prayer.

Prison is NOT the move.

Tell me, what's possible with prayer?
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Deadpool on October 25, 2009, 05:05:06 PM
I'd do just fine in a US women's prison.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on October 25, 2009, 11:11:46 PM
Tell me, what's possible with prayer?

Hm...finding a nice celibate 400 lb. boyfriend to protect you? Getting plowed by 15 guys instead of 16? Falling unconscious before you get shivved? Having your death sentence commuted to life?

The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Title: Re: Do you think you can survive in prison?
Post by: Croatch on October 29, 2009, 12:19:11 AM
Croatch vs. Manson with a shiv.   Crotch loses.

Croatch vs. 2+ guys.  same as above

Croatch vs. disgruntled prison guard.  same as above

Croatch vs. average naturally tall and big guy.    same as above

Croatch vs. common sense. same as above

etc.



I haven't seen Croatch envy run this deep, since reading the last post by James00?  haha
I could post, "Trees are tall and have leaves."   Your reply, "Trees have bark asshole."
Sad :D