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Title: A really funny site if you're bored!
Post by: spinnis on October 23, 2009, 06:33:02 AM

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD."


 ;D ;D

Title: Re: A really funny site if you're bored!
Post by: spinnis on October 23, 2009, 06:34:42 AM

"Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself."


hahaha

Title: Re: A really funny site if you're bored!
Post by: spinnis on October 23, 2009, 06:36:05 AM

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting.