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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Marty Champions on October 23, 2009, 09:08:53 AM
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sorry man i was teasing you about having issues taking a dump
well today i experienced immense suffering from skipping only 1.5 days of not eating my kale greens
well i payed the price, it felt like a baseball bat lodged in my true anus after takeing a seeminly fine dump.
So words of wisdom
never go a day without dark greens
especially if you want to consume TONS of protien from yeast and whey and jonney style protiens.
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;D
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well i payed the price, it felt like a baseball bat lodged in my true anus after takeing a seeminly fine dump.
As opposed to your fake anus? ??? ::) :-X
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u should drink gatorade when you shoot meth intraveinously
also when you get rollin on your roxicodene you should stay hydrated as well, b/c you know when you ass wakes up and doesnt have that morn hit you have the shits till you get to huffn that paint
TRY SMOKING meth instead of shooting it brah
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As opposed to your fake anus? ??? ::) :-X
;D ;D ;D
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sorry man i was teasing you about having issues taking a dump
well today i experienced immense suffering from skipping only 1.5 days of not eating my kale greens
well i payed the price, it felt like a baseball bat lodged in my true anus after takeing a seeminly fine dump.
So words of wisdom
never go a day without dark greens
especially if you want to consume TONS of protien from yeast and whey and jonney style protiens.
Falcon are you saying you may of had to chop this one up before flushing?
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Sometimes while taking a shit the first turd goes easy, but then it starts to hurt so fucking much its not even funny,
I always think Im gonna have to kill myself if it doesn't pass because I couldn't handle the pain for days, But after a while the next turd comes out
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Sometimes while taking a shit the first turd goes easy, but then it starts to hurt so fucking much its not even funny,
I always think Im gonna have to kill myself if it doesn't pass because I couldn't handle the pain for days, But after a while the next turd comes out
Damn rough right there Swede, glad you got a handle on it. ;D
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;D
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Damn rough right there Swede, glad you got a handle on it. ;D
haha, it happends like once a month, and you feel it coming Right away after the first turds hit the water, its horrific, feels like your gonna explode trying to push the next one out,
and women think they have it bad giving birth, buhu they dont know ...shit ;D
btw I had a hot woman buy a pepsi for me today ;D
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haha, it happends like once a month, and you feel it coming Right away after the first turds hit the water, its horrific, feels like your gonna explode trying to push the next one out,
and women think they have it bad giving birth, buhu they dont know ...shit ;D
btw I had a hot woman buy a pepsi for me today ;D
Damn right drinking a pepsi right now are you ready for action yet?
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Damn right drinking a pepsi right now are you ready for action yet?
I can masturbate without it hurting so thats a huuge step forward, a BJ is probably good to go, so Im guessing sex isn't far away lol.
Im gonna get HIIGH tonight, and the just texted me asking what im doing, because we was supposed to watch a movie tonight And tomorrow, and it didn't happen tonight when it should have, buty now she called me too late, because Im gett high NOOW and im gonna see her tomorrow instead. Seing a women carrying a pepsi was sexy as hell though ;D
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I can masturbate without it hurting so thats a huuge step forward, a BJ is probably good to go, so Im guessing sex isn't far away lol.
Im gonna get HIIGH tonight, and the just texted me asking what im doing, because we was supposed to watch a movie tonight And tomorrow, and it didn't happen tonight when it should have, buty now she called me too late, because Im gett high NOOW and im gonna see her tomorrow instead. Seing a women carrying a pepsi was sexy as hell though ;D
Sounds like a soulmate to me ;D
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Sounds like a soulmate to me ;D
lol!
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u should drink gatorade when you shoot meth intraveinously
also when you get rollin on your roxicodene you should stay hydrated as well, b/c you know when you ass wakes up and doesnt have that morn hit you have the shits till you get to huffn that paint
TRY SMOKING meth instead of shooting it brah
that was the funniest thing I have read on here in a while
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ummmm wow, thanks johnny, and I plunked out about 5 today, its good to be back
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how many times you guys shit in a day?
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how many times you guys shit in a day?
As many as needed.
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As many as needed.
no shit
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I shit twice a day and get shit on at work ALL day :D
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here you go:
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here you go:
Thats not Swede
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another shit thread but shitting is good
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another shit thread but shitting is good
Sounds as if we are all "full of shit" ;D
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another shit thread but shitting is good
AND NECESSARRY
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what was remarkable after i took the dump i was in severve pain in my true anus, but it completley went away after i started munching down on some raw greens, i bet the greens releived the inflamation
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;D ;D ;D
hahahah
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I can masturbate without it hurting so thats a huuge step forward, a BJ is probably good to go, so Im guessing sex isn't far away lol.
Im gonna get HIIGH tonight, and the just texted me asking what im doing, because we was supposed to watch a movie tonight And tomorrow, and it didn't happen tonight when it should have, buty now she called me too late, because Im gett high NOOW and im gonna see her tomorrow instead. Seing a women carrying a pepsi was sexy as hell though ;D
what happened?
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I hear Disturbia was on "The Biggest Loser". They didn't even have to have that season... they heard the story of his life, and immediately said, "You win! No way are any of the other contestants bigger losers than that!"
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I hear Disturbia was on "The Biggest Loser". They didn't even have to have that season... they heard the story of his life, and immediately said, "You win! No way are any of the other contestants bigger losers than that!"
solid -- what did I win for a prize?