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Title: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 02:04:27 AM
Senor Aaron Singerman tends to think his "lovely"  :-* girlfriend is a better catch than my friend Twila. and in his words:
That Twila looks like a 5$ hooker to me... I'll bet she'd spread those cottage cheese legs for just about any fat fuck.
let's see our 2 contestants Johnny:

(http://i36.tinypic.com/6dqo48.jpg)

versus

(http://www.rxmuscle.com/newgallery/RAY_4480.jpg)



ooooo boy folks this is gonna be a tight race,....ahhahahaahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 02:08:42 AM
apparently its too close to call, so lets have another comparison shot

(http://i34.tinypic.com/333al8k.jpg)

versus

(http://www.rxmuscle.com/newgallery/DSC_6038_UNVTHOMAKD.jpg)

our sidebet includes: How long til Singerman hits the "report topic to moderator" button
sidebet 2 includes: How long til Singerman realizes he can do better

Singerman, I am overweight, 50 pounds probably, but at least I live in the reality where I know that fact. You are so delusional you have to try and convince yourself that Mothra there looks better than Twila.  Oooooo boy, and they call me crazy?
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 02:14:49 AM
oh last post, then bed. Singerman, do you dare come on "The Avesher Show" via Skype?  Nut up, or shut up.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: kreator on November 02, 2009, 02:21:26 AM
gayer than lots of getbiggers asking a girl called twilla sexual questions, who doesn't even post here, hoping one day she would get on a plane and fly over to  fuck meet them
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Tombo on November 02, 2009, 02:22:17 AM
twila is much better looking.. no contest
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 02:29:05 AM
gayer than lots of getbiggers asking a girl called twilla sexual questions, who doesn't even post here, hoping one day she would get on a plane and fly over to  fuck meet them

yeesh talk about missing the point,..you must be a barrel of fun to hang out with  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on November 02, 2009, 02:31:43 AM
Singerman biting off more than he can chew :D
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 02:34:32 AM
Singerman biting off more than he can chew :D

oh you have no idea---wait til you see the next episode of The Avesher Show--hopefully online by tomorrow night
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: kiwiol on November 02, 2009, 02:37:31 AM
Singerman biting off more than he can chew :D

His girl's got the jaw to chew it, though ;D

Seriously though, she seems alright - maybe he should post some off season pics of her dressed up and not making funny faces while her hair is flying all over the place from her onstage routine.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on November 02, 2009, 03:01:57 AM
Aaron's GF has a great body and it puts her ahead of 98% of the female population just on that.



Your friend is a fucking nutcase.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 03:05:12 AM
Aaron's GF has a great body and it puts her ahead of 98% of the female population just on that.



Your friend is a fucking nutcase.

this isnt a psychology test there sunshine, but good job trying to be different.  And going by your logic, my friend has a great body and a better face, thereby putting her ahead of 99.99%, including queenzilla there.  Thanks for playin today

(http://research.dsn.currentprocess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/logo_next_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on November 02, 2009, 03:10:36 AM
this isnt a psychology test there sunshine, but good job trying to be different.  And going by your logic, my friend has a great body and a better face, thereby putting her ahead of 99.99%, including queenzilla there.  Thanks for playin today

(http://research.dsn.currentprocess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/logo_next_large.jpg)

If it was a psychology test you wouldn't be allowed to post you'd be tied up in a room slobbering to yourself while your minder clicked on threads for you
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 03:13:08 AM
If it was a psychology test you wouldn't be allowed to post you'd be tied up in a room slobbering to yourself while your minder clicked on threads for you

I will not argue with that for a second---the accuracy of your post is beyond staggering
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: _bruce_ on November 02, 2009, 03:13:44 AM
this isnt a psychology test there sunshine, but good job trying to be different.  And going by your logic, my friend has a great body and a better face, thereby putting her ahead of 99.99%, including queenzilla there.  Thanks for playin today

(http://research.dsn.currentprocess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/logo_next_large.jpg)

Nerd...
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Method101 on November 02, 2009, 03:21:06 AM
Aaron's GF has a great body and it puts her ahead of 98% of the female population just on that.



Your friend is a fucking nutcase.
well she met up with somone she met on a muscle forum, not exactly classy.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Azn Muscle on November 02, 2009, 03:25:18 AM
Yah but it's Aaron's "girlfriend".

Contrast that to your just "friend".

You are in love with a girl that only thinks of you as a "sista", while she gets plowed by schmoes lef and right.

That in itself is brutal self-ownage.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: 2ND COMING on November 02, 2009, 03:27:45 AM
not even close. the broad wins by a longshot.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: dr.chimps on November 02, 2009, 03:29:27 AM
The only winning move is not to play.  ;D
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Alex23 on November 02, 2009, 08:38:37 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Avesher, you're the fucking man. You're next in line for the getbig throne, as I'm thinking of stepping down... ;D
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: MAXX on November 02, 2009, 08:42:01 AM
Yah but it's Aaron's "girlfriend".

Contrast that to your just "friend".

You are in love with a girl that only thinks of you as a "sista", while she gets plowed by schmoes lef and right.

That in itself is brutal self-ownage.
word
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Alex23 on November 02, 2009, 08:55:05 AM
Yah but it's Aaron's "girlfriend".
Contrast that to your just "friend".
You are in love with a girl that only thinks of you as a "sista", while she gets plowed by schmoes lef and right.
That in itself is brutal self-ownage.

LOL, in your world a "guy" can't be buddy with hot chick without "being in love" with "her"....

Obviously, you spend a lot of time alone... LOL what a loser.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: WingedLion on November 02, 2009, 08:59:17 AM
Twila wins

I think



(http://www.abebooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/predator.jpg)
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Azn Muscle on November 02, 2009, 10:46:56 AM
LOL, in your world a "guy" can't be buddy with hot chick without "being in love" with "her"....

Obviously, you spend a lot of time alone... LOL what a loser.

Where in my post did you see that?

I like Avesher and he seems like a cool dude, but watching that interview in the video where she talks about him being a "sista" and if they were to sleep together she'd just "laugh" blah blah while he squirmed, it was tough watching him get kicked in the balls.  I don't know, I thought it was sorta obvious.

Especially with quotes like this:

Twila has this ex-bf, we will call him dipshit. Anyways, dipshit was abusive to her. cheated on her, well you name it he did it. Anyways, he was at the club tonight. Twila saw him and said to me I'm gonna go cause shit, and  went to start a fight with him.  And he completely ignores her, in turn owning her mind and making her look foolish. And I know a couple really good guys who are tryin to hook up with her.   All in all , she looks bad here, he gets the last laugh.  And to top it off this dude is, well, not a real good lookin guy, and thats not my opinion, thats a whole lotta people sayin that.  I really dont understand things like this.

Doesn't sound like the type that just wants to be "friends".  Avesher just ask her out already man.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: AC Slater on November 02, 2009, 10:49:05 AM
that bitch is one of the ugleist i have seen in my lifetime.  looks like if i lost my temper and socked that whore in the jaw id break my hand
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 10:51:51 AM
Where in my post did you see that?

I like Avesher and he seems like a cool dude, but watching that interview in the video where she talks about him being a "sista" and if they were to sleep together she'd just "laugh" blah blah while he squirmed, it was tough watching him get kicked in the balls.  I don't know, I thought it was sorta obvious.

Especially with quotes like this:

Doesn't sound like the type that just wants to be "friends".  Avesher just ask her out already man.

you wanna know who "friended" me and I'm "obsessed" with, check out the Longview Texas thread I started. See pic of girl.  I, in all my epic stupidity, poured my heart out to her and got friended.  You gotta kick the whole Josh wants Twila thing, its old.  Theres reasons I am not into her that way. 
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: uberman09 on November 02, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
twila is physically way more atractive there is no contest.the other one looks.well...like a shemale 2 seconds about to kill you with a knife. But both these "grown up women" with daddy issues are nutcases anyway.
Psychologically, they re both losers.

oh, and nothing wrong with looking like a hooker, most women would kill to look like that.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Blockhead on November 02, 2009, 11:09:21 AM


 disturbia,


 Why is she "just your friend" ? When a man is "just friends" with a hot piece of pussy they are either...

 1. Gay

 2. Have ZERO game and is looked upon as 'a sweet guy who is like, OMG...soooo nice!'.



 Pick a card, disturbia.



 - Block!
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 11:16:14 AM

 disturbia,


 Why is she "just your friend" ? When a man is "just friends" with a hot piece of pussy they are either...

 1. Gay

 2. Have ZERO game and is looked upon as 'a sweet guy who is like, OMG...soooo nice!'.



 Pick a card, disturbia.



 - Block!

I have no issues owning up to number 2, its no secret.  I mean look at me, I'm 40 years old and overweight, I don't expect hot chicks to fall all over me.  I don't live in that fantasy world.  They can do better, and I realize that.  I'm not one of those guys that thinks a chick is a bitch cause she shot me down, I know my downfalls.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: WingedLion on November 02, 2009, 11:17:33 AM

 disturbia,


 Why is she "just your friend" ? When a man is "just friends" with a hot piece of pussy they are either...

 1. Gay

 2. Have ZERO game and is looked upon as 'a sweet guy who is like, OMG...soooo nice!'.



 Pick a card, disturbia.



 - Block!
or maybe she was his buddy's girl and it awkward to want to
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 11:18:47 AM
or maybe she was his buddy's girl and it awkward to want to

Twila was my best friends gf for 8 years, but the other one I pictured on here, well, she just plain ole shot me down.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 11:21:42 AM
and to cap this story off, here is who I hop in the sack with on a semi regular basis. For me, this is doing good.  Can't date her though, her parents hate me.  Age difference thing, I'm 19 years older.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/205a16f.jpg)
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 02, 2009, 05:19:21 PM
and to cap this story off, here is who I hop in the sack with on a semi regular basis. For me, this is doing good.  Can't date her though, her parents hate me.  Age difference thing, I'm 19 years older.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/205a16f.jpg)

Any chance you could post some tit and toe combo shots of this hot little whore?
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 05:37:04 PM
Any chance you could post some tit and toe combo shots of this hot little whore?

ill see what i can do sir
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: dr.chimps on November 02, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
and to cap this story off, here is who I hop in the sack with on a semi regular basis. For me, this is doing good.  Can't date her though, her parents hate me.  Age difference thing, I'm 19 years older.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/205a16f.jpg)
Now that's a girl with a nice smile.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Method101 on November 02, 2009, 05:44:31 PM
I have no issues owning up to number 2, its no secret.  I mean look at me, I'm 40 years old and overweight, I don't expect hot chicks to fall all over me.  I don't live in that fantasy world.  They can do better, and I realize that.  I'm not one of those guys that thinks a chick is a bitch cause she shot me down, I know my downfalls.
Ever conisdered lowering your standards Avesher? (I don't mean as low as Aaron's) but you get the point.
 ;D
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: uberman09 on November 02, 2009, 05:47:45 PM
and to cap this story off, here is who I hop in the sack with on a semi regular basis. For me, this is doing good.  Can't date her though, her parents hate me.  Age difference thing, I'm 19 years older.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/205a16f.jpg)

It 's about time you go see a psychiatrist.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 05:51:01 PM
It 's about time you go see a psychiatrist.

its about time you realized its 2009
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: disturbia on November 02, 2009, 05:51:37 PM
Ever conisdered lowering your standards Avesher? (I don't mean as low as Aaron's) but you get the point.
 ;D

i know i know---if I did I would be rollin,...I'll try
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: WingedLion on November 02, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
Ever conisdered lowering your standards Avesher? (I don't mean as low as Aaron's) but you get the point.
 ;D
:D :-X
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: uberman09 on November 02, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
Ever conisdered lowering your standards Avesher? (I don't mean as low as Aaron's) but you get the point.
 ;D
hey dont be so harsch, he could be "banging" romanian 2 $ prostitutes like spermastase.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 02, 2009, 07:04:44 PM
hey dont be so harsch, he could be "banging" romanian 2 $ prostitutes like spermastase.

"harsch" ???
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: Alex23 on November 02, 2009, 10:36:28 PM
"harsch" ???

I think "harsch" is german for "would you be incline for me to potatoe shape my mouth and accept your cock in all glory?"...

??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: WingedLion on November 03, 2009, 03:37:25 AM
I think "harsch" is german for "would you be incline for me to potatoe shape my mouth and accept your cock in all glory?"...

??? ??? ???
:D :D :D

"potatoe shape"

lol

are you suggesting that uberman means that he is the dude on top barebacking the bejesus out of "Rico" ?
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: kreator on November 03, 2009, 03:49:46 AM

 disturbia,


 Why is she "just your friend" ? When a man is "just friends" with a hot piece of pussy they are either...

 1. Gay

 2. Have ZERO game and is looked upon as 'a sweet guy who is like, OMG...soooo nice!'.



 Pick a card, disturbia.



 - Block!

i can't imagine anyone being friends with a hot girl without jerking off to her once in a while
Title: Re: Swamp Thing versus,.....
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 03, 2009, 03:51:21 AM
Now that's a girl with a nice smile.

pwned.