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Title: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: Aaron Singerman on November 03, 2009, 10:01:52 AM
Team Nasser- What the hell is he waiting on? The longer he waits the more irrelevant he becomes! Tell Nasser I STILL want him on OFF TOPIC Radio... Apply all the pressure Team Nasser can bring to bear, and maybe we can get him on the show!
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Post by: dr.chimps on November 03, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Team Nasser- What the hell is he waiting on? The longer he waits the more irrelevant he becomes! Tell Nasser I STILL want him on OFF TOPIC Radio... Apply all the pressure Team Nasser can bring to bear, and maybe we can get him on the show!
Too late, Aaron. Team Nasser mis-massaged Nasser's message into the train wreck you see on these boards. Couldn't steal candy from a baby, that lot.
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Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 03, 2009, 10:15:41 AM
nasser is a joke, hope this helps
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Post by: bigbobs on November 03, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
Just got off the phone with Nasser, he is spending lots of time these days on the book.  It's going to be awesome.   Other than that he's usually busy at the gym, walking his two dogs, dating a few girls, hanging out with friends, eating out, travelling, and visiting the varoius beaches in SoCal.
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Post by: Meso_z on November 03, 2009, 03:28:06 PM
Just got off the phone with Nasser, he is spending lots of time these days on the book.  It's going to be awesome.   Other than that he's usually busy at the gym, walking his two dogs, dating a few girls, hanging out with friends, eating out, travelling, and visiting the varoius beaches in SoCal.

sure he does.  ::)
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Post by: bigbobs on November 03, 2009, 03:30:16 PM
sure he does.  ::)

Epic jealousy
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 03, 2009, 03:39:46 PM
I'm sure the suits at Indigo are getting insomnia pending the book's forthcoming release..you know it's sure to be a big mover, how will they keep the shelves stocked ?!
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Post by: The.Giant on November 03, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
Just got off the phone with Nasser. He said he has to go sell some soiled undies so he can afford a second monitor which will allow his fucked up eyes to see the text he tries to type by smashing at the keyboard like a double hand amputee with down syndrome and epilepsy.
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Post by: wikkedonez on November 03, 2009, 04:50:41 PM
What he means is he's busy pumping gas. 8)
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Post by: The Ugly on November 03, 2009, 05:42:08 PM
Nasser is a swarthy A-rab.
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Post by: bb.comscribe on November 03, 2009, 05:45:37 PM
I can assure you all that Nasser has been working extremely hard on the book - we both have. Nasser's outpouring of knowledge has been massive. The book covers many areas related to the pro bodybuilding industry and will be a must read and well worth the wait.
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: bigbobs on November 03, 2009, 05:48:22 PM
I can assure you all that Nasser has been working extremely hard on the book - we both have. Nasser's outpouring of knowledge has been massive. The book covers many areas related to the pro bodybuilding industry and will be a must read and well worth the wait.

QFT, he was actually working on the book when I interrupted him with the last phone call, and went back to it after hanging up.
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Post by: bb.comscribe on November 03, 2009, 05:56:12 PM
That sounds about right. Nasser's work ethic is nothing short of incredible, the information he provides detailed and vast. We are at well over 400 pages and counting.   
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 03, 2009, 05:59:13 PM
That sounds about right. Nasser's work ethic is nothing short of incredible, the information he provides detailed and vast. We are at well over 400 pages and counting.   

At Nasser's brisk pace that project should be wrapped up somewhere by the end of 2039 and with his penchant for absurdly long paragraph's and 'embelishment's the book should be nothing short of Tolstoy's War and Peace in length (1300 pages)
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Post by: bigbobs on November 03, 2009, 05:59:52 PM
That sounds about right. Nasser's work ethic is nothing short of incredible, the information he provides detailed and vast. We are at well over 400 pages and counting.   

That has always been the case with him, hence why he was able to complete his multiple degrees while training and getting ready for shows and supporting himself financially the whole time including paying for his own tuition and supplements without any help.  Incredible.
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: Aaron Singerman on November 03, 2009, 06:57:09 PM
That has always been the case with him, hence why he was able to complete his multiple degrees while training and getting ready for shows and supporting himself financially the whole time including paying for his own tuition and supplements without any help.  Incredible.

Tell Nasser to come on the damn show... It'll be fun... He can talk about all his favorite characters... Doctor Agromalia... The Mad Mind... etc...
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Post by: Palpatine Q on November 03, 2009, 06:58:41 PM
Tell Nasser to come on the damn show... It'll be fun... He can talk about all his favorite characters... Doctor Agromalia... The Mad Mind... etc...

Ask him about me  ;D
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Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 03, 2009, 07:02:44 PM
good thread

thanks for the updates bigbobs and bb
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Post by: Sherief Shalaby on November 03, 2009, 07:30:18 PM
Ask him about me  ;D

but his answer can be guessed.......... GRONK WHO??......... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: YoungBlood on November 03, 2009, 08:02:09 PM

Nasser's work ethic is nothing short of incredible, 

Takes a ton of work to inject half of your body with Synthol...::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Tyr on November 03, 2009, 08:24:48 PM
That has always been the case with him, hence why he was able to complete his multiple degrees while training and getting ready for shows and supporting himself financially the whole time including paying for his own tuition and supplements without any help.  Incredible.

I love how much inflating goes on in the nasser saga. Just like his synthol delts and his overblown ego.  ;)

Nasser was reliant on the Weiders and his parents (whose insurance he still relies on)  to support him. That is the cold hard truth. No weider involvement and nasser would still be working in a car factory in Germany.
Based on his life's choices he is not as intelligent as people make him out to be.


Someone said it best  - If nasser was a checkers player bigbobs will make him out to look like a chess grandmaster (2x ;D).  Unfortunately reality is not as easily manipulated.

Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 03, 2009, 08:33:39 PM
I love how much inflating goes on in the nasser saga. Just like his synthol delts and his overblown ego.  ;)

Nasser was reliant on the Weiders and his parents (whose insurance he still relies on)  to support him. That is the cold hard truth. No weider involvement and nasser would still be working in a car factory in Germany.
Based on his life's choices he is not as intelligent as people make him out to be.


Someone said it best  - If nasser was a checkers player bigbobs will make him out to look like a chess grandmaster (2x ;D).  Unfortunately reality is not as easily manipulated.



Thanks  8)
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Post by: Tyr on November 03, 2009, 08:43:48 PM
Thanks  8)

Was it you?  I thought it was Dr Chimps.but I wasn't sure

Anyway - good analogy
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Post by: mossel on November 04, 2009, 05:28:08 AM
did he sell the rights to the film yet?
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Post by: io856 on November 04, 2009, 05:29:25 AM
Just got off the phone with Nasser, he is spending lots of time these days on the book.  It's going to be awesome.   Other than that he's usually busy at the gym, walking his two dogs, dating a few girls, hanging out with friends, eating out, travelling, and visiting the varoius beaches in SoCal.
why would he do all that when he can just sleep all day?
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: Mars on November 04, 2009, 05:47:53 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3643/3390699431_870902cb36.jpg)
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: mossel on November 04, 2009, 06:44:47 AM
unsymetrical ears....
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Post by: Spike on November 04, 2009, 06:49:54 AM
What he means is he's busy pumping ass. 8)

fixed :D
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Post by: littleguns on November 04, 2009, 11:26:38 AM
Interestingly enough I just finished listening to an old PBW podcast with Nasser. Bob Chick asked him flat out if he was GH15 replied with I am not saying I am but also saying I'm not (paraphrasing)....He also mentioned a few posters names, his soiled undies sales.....so he is on this board.....
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Post by: Meso_z on November 04, 2009, 11:28:01 AM
Its out.

(http://www.padfield.com/clipart/book-covers/creeds/p7hg_img_1/fullsize/Koran.jpg)
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on November 04, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Interestingly enough I just finished listening to an old PBW podcast with Nasser. Bob Chick asked him flat out if he was GH15 replied with I am not saying I am but also saying I'm not (paraphrasing)....He also mentioned a few posters names, his soiled undies sales.....so he is on this board.....

How clever of him not to answer that question. Now we will never know.  ;D
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Post by: the_swami on November 04, 2009, 10:44:12 PM
Nasser's book is going to be incredbile- you just know it will be after reading the interviews with Dave Robson.

It is going to blow the Pro BB world apart and create alot of discussion and controversy- you can count on that.
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: Aaron Singerman on November 04, 2009, 11:01:29 PM
Nasser's book is going to be incredbile- you just know it will be after reading the interviews with Dave Robson.

It is going to blow the Pro BB world apart and create alot of discussion and controversy- you can count on that.

IF it ever is published... Do they even have a publisher yet, or will this be Self-published?
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Post by: mossel on November 04, 2009, 11:38:53 PM

Just found the cover of his book!!!

Awesome...

(http://www.smartkidspublishing.com/SKP_web_site/images3/covers/silly_250.jpg)
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Post by: mossel on November 05, 2009, 07:55:18 AM
Don't find this awesome team nasser?? it even has your favorite colour lining!!!!
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Post by: 20inch calves on November 05, 2009, 07:59:32 AM
i'll admit it. i will buy it and i will read it.
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Post by: mossel on November 05, 2009, 08:00:50 AM
won't you feel silly?
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Post by: littleguns on November 05, 2009, 09:01:37 AM
It will be an E-Book

Supposedly Nasser was looking at Billy Mays to do an informercial for it but obviously that is out the window!
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Post by: dr.chimps on November 05, 2009, 10:21:22 AM
IF it ever is published... Do they even have a publisher yet, or will this be Self-published?
They don't answer such sensible questions, Aaron. Look, Tolstoy wrote War and Peace in less time than Nasser is taking. Must be a crayon shortage or something.
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: Aaron Singerman on November 05, 2009, 10:25:11 AM
They don't answer such sensible questions, Aaron. Look, Tolstoy wrote War and Peace in less time than Nasser is taking. Must be a crayon shortage or something.

Yes yes, I know... Honestly, it's wishful thinking on my part... I really would like to read the book, and FINALLY get Nasser on the show.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 05, 2009, 02:06:50 PM
They don't answer such sensible questions, Aaron. Look, Tolstoy wrote War and Peace in less time than Nasser is taking. Must be a crayon shortage or something.

LOLOL I just said that in my earlier post!!!!
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Post by: Fatpanda on November 05, 2009, 02:33:21 PM
That has always been the case with him, hence why he was able to complete his multiple degrees while training and getting ready for shows and supporting himself financially the whole time including paying for his own tuition and supplements without any help.  Incredible.

i have nothing but admiration for the man.  8)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 05, 2009, 07:17:32 PM
Will it ever be completed? Henry Wadsworth Longfellow would've have this done in 2 months.
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Post by: Tyr on November 05, 2009, 08:01:45 PM

Nasser is currently reviewing the script. It's not easy to read when your eye  (and brain)keeps wandering off every five minutes for a coffee break.   ;D

Apparently he wants to turn the attack guns on Cutler out of sheer jealousy that Cutler achieved everything nasser never could.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 05, 2009, 09:30:24 PM
It's gonna be an e-book , Bwahahahahah = couldn't get a publisher to buy the rights so he's releasing it in .PDF format, hahahaha
Title: Re: NASSER'S BOOK?!?
Post by: Tyr on November 05, 2009, 09:38:58 PM
It's gonna be an e-book , Bwahahahahah = couldn't get a publisher to buy the rights so he's releasing it in .PDF format, hahahaha


Who is going to read the bitter reminiscing of a 2nd tier bodybuilder who blames everyone for his failures but himself?

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Post by: mossel on November 06, 2009, 03:00:31 AM
I heard he's also gonna write a trilogy...

Here are the covers...

(http://www.brownsdesign.com/images/content/a_pos_12.1.jpg)
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Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 06, 2009, 09:52:10 AM
To hear his buttflowers on here talking, the book bypassed being published and went straight to Hollywood for a movie deal.
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Post by: dr.chimps on November 06, 2009, 10:08:56 AM
To hear his buttflowers on here talking, the book bypassed being published and went straight to Hollywood for a movie deal.
Really!? When's it gonna hit the screen?   ;D

 

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Post by: Mars on November 06, 2009, 10:10:19 AM
i doubt the masses are interested in bodybuilding.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 06, 2009, 10:16:09 AM
Really!? When's it gonna hit the screen?   ;D

 


Probably not enough interest in the theater, it will maybe hit th B movie list if he's lucky in which it will get deferred to dvd if he's lucky ;D
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Post by: dr.chimps on November 06, 2009, 10:21:01 AM
Probably not enough interest in the theater, it will maybe hit th B movie list if he's lucky in which it will get deferred to dvd if he's lucky ;D
LOL. No. My point was if we've been waiting for years for a non-existent book, how long are we prepared to wait for a movie?  ;)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 06, 2009, 10:23:00 AM
LOL. No. My point was if we've been waiting for years for a non-existent book, how long are we prepared to wait for a movie?  ;)
Well I hear the end is 2012 I would not expect it by then so a mute point ;D
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Post by: lovemonkey on November 06, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
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