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What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing. I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man. No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.
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if you don't like living in a section 8 housing complex then move.
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its not the dog...its them. i have 2 dogs, i dont allow them to bark....they are trained.
call the law and maybe get them on a noise ordinance or something. dont poison the dog...its just doing what dogs do.....
or just stand at their front door and blow an air horn everytime the dog barks...see how long that lasts before they are fuming!
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if you don't like living in a section 8 housing complex then move.
Agreed. Every time I hear dogs barking in a neighbor, I think one thing...fucking ghetto. Same with boom boxes.
Even in middle class neighborhoods, you have the same issues...especially in places with track homes...like Vegas. 8 feet between homes...unreal.
You'd think people would realize, I'm close to other and maybe they don't feel like hearing my bullshit.
Like every self entitled fool, nobody gives a shit about someone's peace and quiet. Sometimes, I wish I didn't care about jailtime...it would a blast to dust these parasites.
-Internet Toughguy :D
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you need more things 'going on or turned on ' in your house bro then you wont hear that shit
i always sleep with a fan not blowing on me and most of the time have the radio on am
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What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing. I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man. No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.
Check with animal control after recording it. Here, NY, they have a limit to how long someone's dog can bark per hour. After a few fines maybe they'll get the point.
Really no point killing the dog after already complaining. You'll be the primary suspect. :)
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you need more things 'going on or turned on ' in your house bro then you wont hear that shit
i always sleep with a fan not blowing on me and most of the time have the radio on am
I can't sleep with that going on, but yeah, if you're house is quiet, it doesn't help. Point being, you shouldn't need to have music on to avoid trashy dog barking. Often times, I'd like to go around the neighborhood in camouflage, with my COD6 night vision goggles and sniper with silencer. Shoot every dog that barks...it would be all over the news. Lonely dog owners would be outraged. In each yard, drop a note, "Show some respect for your neighbors, your dog barked too much, now he's dead."
May even make national news with the sympathetic saps in our land. You know it would make people think twice, before leaving their dirty companion out all day.
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I can't sleep with that going on, but yeah, if you're house is quiet, it doesn't help. Point being, you shouldn't need to have music on to avoid trashy dog barking. Often times, I'd like to go around the neighborhood in camouflage, with my COD6 night vision goggles and sniper with silencer. Shoot every dog that barks...it would be all over the news. Lonely dog owners would be outraged. In each yard, drop a note, "Show some respect for your neighbors, your dog barked too much, now he's dead."
May even make national news with the sympathetic saps in our land. You know it would make people think twice, before leaving their dirty companion out all day.
Drop it off at Michael Vick's house.
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Check with animal control after recording it. Here, NY, they have a limit to how long someone's dog can bark per hour. After a few fines maybe they'll get the point.
Really no point killing the dog after already complaining. You'll be the primary suspect. :)
I haven't formally complained yet. Still weighing out the options. I'm sure there is a jail sentence for killing a dog with all the animal loving fools out there. If you have a pet, get a quiet one...nobody wants to hear that shit.
Animal control...will do.
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Drop it off at Michael Vick's house.
Funny how ghetto he is. Millions of dollars, fame, etc...still having dog fights..haha, rich athletic idiot.
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good luck
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Funny how ghetto he is. Millions of dollars, fame, etc...still having dog fights..haha, rich athletic idiot.
That guy is stupid.
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Talk to the guy like I did to mine, let him know that you're are not goin to tolerate it. Unless he is the Alpha and YOU are the Beta shold be fine. It's not the dogs fault its the asshole neighbor. One time since I spoke to him did his dog start up again and my wife told him to keep it quiet, his moronic response.....It's only a small dog :D Fuckin priceless
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I can't sleep with that going on, but yeah, if you're house is quiet, it doesn't help. Point being, you shouldn't need to have music on to avoid trashy dog barking. Often times, I'd like to go around the neighborhood in camouflage, with my COD6 night vision goggles and sniper with silencer. Shoot every dog that barks...it would be all over the news. Lonely dog owners would be outraged. In each yard, drop a note, "Show some respect for your neighbors, your dog barked too much, now he's dead."
May even make national news with the sympathetic saps in our land. You know it would make people think twice, before leaving their dirty companion out all day.
maybe you should tape a silent night one day and put it on a CD over 16 tracks that may help
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call up animal control and complain
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What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing. I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man. No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.
living the life.
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Posting it in the right area might help , those dem steroids making you simple crotch? :D
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living the life.
hahahaha. Agreed sir.
These days, you need to own a few acres to get some peace and quiet...bottom line. People are dirtbags and don't give a shit about their fellow man. Most are lonely and need some kind of pet to feel whole, it's fucking sad.
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High protein low carb ;D
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Had the same problem. I bought a sling shot. I just shot rocks at my neighbors house until they shut the dog up. It helped that I could launch the rocks over a few houses with a trajectory and drink beer while I did it.
I guess I could have hit a kid or something, but I did it at 2am so really I didn't care.
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hahahaha. Agreed sir.
These days, you need to own a few acres to get some peace and quiet...bottom line. People are dirtbags and don't give a shit about their fellow man. Most are lonely and need some kind of pet to feel whole, it's fucking sad.
always been the same.
Pyramidal society. The more money you get, the closer of the top of the pyramid (and the more distant of the numerous annoying losers) you get.
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I'm going throgh this same situation except it's our dog that won't stfu when we leave the house. We are trying out a bark collar that shocks her when she barks. (it's actually not even or dog but we are watching her for a while). Dogs need a shit ton of exercise or else they will act up so. It's all up to the owner
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always been the same.
Pyramidal society. The more money you get, the closer of the top of the pyramid (and the more distant of the numerous annoying losers) you get.
Well put. Motivation to make more money, so you don't live near humans.
I'm going throgh this same situation except it's our dog that won't stfu when we leave the house. We are trying out a bark collar that shocks her when she barks. (it's actually not even or dog but we are watching her for a while). Dogs need a shit ton of exercise or else they will act up so. It's all up to the owner
Similar situation. The neighbor is watching their lonely son's dog, but they're never home. Idiocy runs in the family. Fucking lonely dog owners. Get a fucking cat.
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Posting it in the right area might help , those dem steroids making you simple crotch? :D
The only answers he'd get from those petwits would be stupidity about not appreciating human-animal bonding or how the dog/cat saving some lonely loser's life is worth a little inconvenience.
Animal control is the simplest, most humane solution. Enough complaints and they will make time for proper training/exercise or the dog will be re-homed with someone who has a greater commitment.
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This should do it.
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This should do it.
They'd just end up with another animal.
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you need more things 'going on or turned on ' in your house bro then you wont hear that shit
i always sleep with a fan not blowing on me and most of the time have the radio on am
It's addicting. I have one of those big square fans on in the bedroom. Always. Even in the winter.
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I haven't formally complained yet. Still weighing out the options. I'm sure there is a jail sentence for killing a dog with all the animal loving fools out there. If you have a pet, get a quiet one...nobody wants to hear that shit.
Animal control...will do.
Don't be an idiot. Talkin about killing a dog because it's doing what's natural? Excessive or not, blame it on the owner. Call the Bi-Law so they contact them. All the dog needs is a bark collar whether shock or spray and they'll do the trick.
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I'm going throgh this same situation except it's our dog that won't stfu when we leave the house. We are trying out a bark collar that shocks her when she barks. (it's actually not even or dog but we are watching her for a while). Dogs need a shit ton of exercise or else they will act up so. It's all up to the owner
Yes, but a lot of dogs have anxiety issues when left alone. You should use the spray collars instead; worked on mine in no time flat. It sprays citronella in their face but it doesn't hurt.
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What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing. I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man. No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.
tell the old fuck to shoot the dogs with a hose every time they bark. eventually the dogs will get the message and stop this annoying habit.
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Another thread by crotch filled with negative bitching and complaining. What a shocker. Could this dude be the most miserable, insecure person on earth? Sorry, just being honest here.
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I can't sleep with that going on, but yeah, if you're house is quiet, it doesn't help. Point being, you shouldn't need to have music on to avoid trashy dog barking. Often times, I'd like to go around the neighborhood in camouflage, with my COD6 night vision goggles and sniper with silencer. Shoot every dog that barks...it would be all over the news. Lonely dog owners would be outraged. In each yard, drop a note, "Show some respect for your neighbors, your dog barked too much, now he's dead."
May even make national news with the sympathetic saps in our land. You know it would make people think twice, before leaving their dirty companion out all day.
YEEESSSSSS I COULDNT AGREE WITH YOU MORE!!!!!!
i too have been in this situation Crotch. in my old neighborhood i was surrounded ON ALL SIDES by people who had multiple dogs in their yards, that would just sit there literally for hours on end bellowing (or worse, yipping) so loudly that you could hear it anywhere inside your own home.
want to sleep through the night?
trying to sleep post 4 am?
trying to watch a movie?
trying to write a paper?
trying to just have a bit of quiet in the house?
TOO BAD!!!!!!
there is literally NOTHING you can legally do about it. if you ask them to do something about it and they dont, your screwed. the cops will do NOTHING about it. NOTHING.
the irony is, if you were to be playing a stereo, or have a loud gathering, they would come and 'make you stop' immediately. but yet its 'perfectly ok' for their fucking worhtless animals to fill YOUR HOUSE with noise at any or all hours.
my suggestion (disclaimer:i have not done this myself-and it could probably lead to real trouble- i moved and dont have this problem anymore)is to chuck a tasty treat filled with either baking chocolate or habaneros/ghost chilis/thai peppers over the fence, at the very least it would be deeply satisfying to cause the dog and their owners some pain and suffering. or go to their house and give them an ultimatum:everytime their dog wakes you up, your going to wake THEM up. use the loudest radio/electric guitar/whatever you have and blast it full on whenever the barking begins.
ultimately i LOVE your idea with the mask and silencer and the note...if only it were possible. id be right there with you brother. could think of nothing more fulfilling
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Croatch, please shoot the cat thats shitting in my mulch before I do and end up in court.
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Another thread by crotch filled with negative bitching and complaining. What a shocker. Could this dude be the most miserable, insecure person on earth? Sorry, just being honest here.
Why can't the people just keep the dog quiet?
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If they're looking after the dog for their son, it's probably pining for its master. Tell them to bring it in the house so it doesn't feel so isolated (which is probably the cause of the barking) or take it to the vet for some drugs that will mellow it out or to have it de-barked.
The dogsitters are probably just as sick of it as you are, so taking a solution based approach will get you farther than a confrontational one, but someting tells me there's already an entrenched antagonism with these people. If they're just closing the door on you, investigate your options with the town council/ animal control, etc.
Recognize that the problem is the people. They are the ones who are willfully allowing the problem to persist, knowing full well that it's pissing everyone off. They're the ones with the purposeful 'fuck Croach' attitude. The animal doesn't have any malevolence in its heart. Point your actions at the right target dude.
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What would be the best way to get a neighbor's dog to stfu?
Poison, complain to someone who could careless (authorities), record dog barking then play it back all day when you're gone.
Already talked to this old fuck, which of course did nothing. I get it, you and your wife are lonely and need animal affection.
Because it's so widespread, it's tolerated...fucking trashy people man. No matter where you live, unless you have plenty of land.
try rat poison. Just go mix yourself up a nice big glass and drink it down. You won't be bugged by dogs anymore.
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Another thread by crotch filled with negative bitching and complaining. What a shocker. Could this dude be the most miserable, insecure person on earth? Sorry, just being honest here.
bingo, what a fucking miserable sack of shit... I'd rather ask what we can do to get rid of people that do nothing but bitch bitch bitch. Not to mention this is the guy that has plagued us for years with how much more "awesome" he is than everyone else. ::) I'll take 10 dogs barking next door over one more douche like crotch. ;D
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bingo, what a fucking miserable sack of shit... I'd rather ask what we can do to get rid of people that do nothing but bitch bitch bitch. Not to mention this is the guy that has plagued us for years with how much more "awesome" he is than everyone else. ::) I'll take 10 dogs barking next door over one more douche like crotch. ;D
Agreed. Is this guy ever happy? Why did you leave the sports board?
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If they're looking after the dog for their son, it's probably pining for its master. Tell them to bring it in the house so it doesn't feel so isolated (which is probably the cause of the barking) or take it to the vet for some drugs that will mellow it out or to have it de-barked.
The dogsitters are probably just as sick of it as you are, so taking a solution based approach will get you farther than a confrontational one, but someting tells me there's already an entrenched antagonism with these people. If they're just closing the door on you, investigate your options with the town council/ animal control, etc.
Recognize that the problem is the people. They are the ones who are willfully allowing the problem to persist, knowing full well that it's pissing everyone off. They're the ones with the purposeful 'fuck Croach' attitude. The animal doesn't have any malevolence in its heart. Point your actions at the right target dude.
Good answer!
My neighbors are great about their dogs. You'd barely know they even had them and they're (the dogs) are trained well enough so the kids can play outside or my hanging out smoking doesn't end up being a barkfest.
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bingo, what a fucking miserable sack of shit... I'd rather ask what we can do to get rid of people that do nothing but bitch bitch bitch. Not to mention this is the guy that has plagued us for years with how much more "awesome" he is than everyone else. ::) I'll take 10 dogs barking next door over one more douche like crotch. ;D
I never claimed to be more awesome than others. I simply make better drug free bodybuilding gains, then like to let people know how sad they are for failing naturally, then worse...on roids.
Croatch on...