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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 06:32:54 PM
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I've decided to start an advice column. If you need answers or advice, ask away.
Dr. Avesher GSN NWT LLPQ WXYZ
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You're on a roll big guy!..........Keep it up, GB needs it 8)
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I've decided to start an advice column. If you need answers or advice, ask away.
Dr. Avesher GSN NWT LLPQ WXYZ
Dr. avesher
why don't girls like me?
and
why do i masturbate to ugly celebrities sometimes?
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Dr. avesher
why don't girls like me?
and
why do i masturbate to ugly celebrities sometimes?
Girls like you but are clearly intimidated by the unique level of studliness you bring. They are only comfortable with the regular tools they can own.
I do too, and it makes me feel closer to reality and able to get them if they arent too hot.
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my car is making a weird noise
when i accelerate i hear vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr
my engine used 2 b quiet
help!!
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my car is making a weird noise
when i accelerate i hear vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr
my engine used 2 b quiet
help!!
sounds like its just a belt issue--have you checked them lately?
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Girls like you but are clearly intimidated by the unique level of studliness you bring. They are only comfortable with the regular tools they can own.
I do too, and it makes me feel closer to reality and able to get them if they arent too hot.
thanx
btw, this thread has instant classic written all over it
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thanx
btw, this thread has instant classic written all over it
and the title rhymes
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Dr Avsh..... Could you teach me to close my fist when I beat wanna be cage fighters up on the weekend?
I have the habit of open slapping tiny tits and I get good results, but I'm thinking I could prob do more damage if I wasn't such a puss and closed my fist :-X.....Thanks your truly, SS!
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Dear AV:
What are the winning numbers to this Saturday's Powerball?
Thanks,
Monty
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Dear AV:
What are the winning numbers to this Saturday's Powerball?
Thanks,
Monty
1 3 9 21 26 powerball 31
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Dr Avsh..... Could you teach me to close my fist when I beat wanna be cage fighters up on the weekend?
I have the habit of open slapping tiny tits and I get good results, but I'm thinking I could prob do more damage if I wasn't such a puss and closed my fist :-X.....Thanks your truly, SS!
Just think of all the little mexis running around spending your tax dollars, that always helps me. 8)
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1 3 9 21 26 powerball 31
Thanks.
I'm gonna go buy 200 tickets - all with those numbers.
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Dr Avsh..... Could you teach me to close my fist when I beat wanna be cage fighters up on the weekend?
I have the habit of open slapping tiny tits and I get good results, but I'm thinking I could prob do more damage if I wasn't such a puss and closed my fist :-X.....Thanks your truly, SS!
I would stick with the open slap. Not only does it inflict ample damage with your size but it also belittles them and crushes their already fragile egos to a state of no repair. Best time to catch them with the slap is when they are stating that they are not allowed by their teacher to use their skills in a fight.
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Why does the Del Taco dummy always recommend fries and shit when I clearly order "just a big ass diet coke"? "That'll do it," I say, but he always comes back with the food thing.
Every fucking day, guy.
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Please answer before that A1 dude kills you.
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Why does the Del Taco dummy always recommend fries and shit when I clearly order "just a big ass diet coke"? "That'll do it," I say, but he always comes back with the food thing.
Every fucking day, guy.
he's clearly a programmed robot
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he's clearly a programmed robot
Are you logged into rx at mo? or got bored.
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he's clearly a programmed robot
Thanks. I'm totally gonna rep ya for that.
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avesher could you help a brother out and see what this is all about?
You have been banned for the following reason:
useless troll
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
;D
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Probably got too close to exposing that loudmouth pussy.
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avesher could you help a brother out and see what this is all about?
You have been banned for the following reason:
useless troll
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
;D
hahahahaha fukas ;D
You were making analballick1 cry there , he prob complained. :-\
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avesher could you help a brother out and see what this is all about?
You have been banned for the following reason:
useless troll
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
;D
fuk those whiny girls--i told them to ban me too--its a bitch zone over there
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hahahahaha fukas ;D
You were making analballick1 cry there , he prob complained. :-\
Nah I started a thread about how disgusting FBB is and whamm!! I got hit with some "violation" or some shit, then some douchebag Chingadera Xilophone or something PM'd me and mumbled some shit about doing something to me, so I PM'd him back what I thought about him and FBB.........boom, I'm out.
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fuk those whiny girls--i told them to ban me too--its a bitch zone over there
haha I can't even read that site now, it just pops up automatically with the your banned banner. ;D
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Nah I started a thread about how disgusting FBB is and whamm!! I got hit with some "violation" or some shit, then some douchebag Chingadera Xilophone or something PM'd me and mumbled some shit about doing something to me, so I PM'd him back what I thought about him and FBB.........boom, I'm out.
oh so thats how to get kicked , ill go start one about this guy ;D
He's palumbos right hand man..
Where you start the thread , in the pit or out on the main board?
(http://www.davepalumbo.com/2009%20Contests/New%20Years%20Eve-%202009/images/DSCN0136.jpg)
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... and now that it's safe, ol' DICE comes yapping again.
Fucking punkfest.
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oh so thats how to get kicked , ill go start one about this guy ;D
He's palumbos right hand man..
Where you start the thread , in the pit or out on the main board?
(http://www.davepalumbo.com/2009%20Contests/New%20Years%20Eve-%202009/images/DSCN0136.jpg)
In the FBB section, and on the very first board at the top.
... and now that it's safe, ol' DICE comes yapping again.
Fucking punkfest.
Pass along your password to a broskie, I've got some unfinished business. ;D
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I do too, and it makes me feel closer to reality and able to get them if they arent too hot.
8) lmao
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... and now that it's safe, ol' DICE comes yapping again.
Fucking punkfest.
I think I'll bring the DICE comments over here for entertainment. He's telling me about my brother calling me tomorrow. I have no brother and I have no phone (use skype). He's one guy but says he needs a gun, extra guys and a pitbull to deal with me. Its gold Jerry, gold.
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;D be quick it will be deleted
http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=651251#post651251 (http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=651251#post651251)
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Here's some sampling of our friend DICE from RX muscle:
If you show up in van pm me. I guarantee you die .Bring your little friend sheepfucker.Here's what he has coming for talking shit.You can catch one too guy. (he posted a pic of a gun)
Buddy, you are gonna get so knocked the fuck out it will be hilarious. And I'm gonna tape it. Have my own show. You're going to make internet history
Once in a while you will come across someone who really can ruin your day. I'm that guy. In REAL life.
When are we meeting?
I'm going to make you famous you fat washed up ,broke ugly fuck.
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I think I'll bring the DICE comments over here for entertainment. He's telling me about my brother calling me tomorrow. I have no brother and I have no phone (use skype). He's one guy but says he needs a gun, extra guys and a pitbull to deal with me. Its gold Jerry, gold.
Typical bitch: gun, pit, mouth.
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;D be quick it will be deleted
http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=651251#post651251 (http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=651251#post651251)
o man why no screenshot--what was it?
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Also, lotsa "wrong guy" stuff. See, you can fuck with them all you want, but ME? Homie, I'm the wrong guy ...
Hilarious.
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o man why no screenshot--what was it?
Just started a thread in the FBB area asking if this guy was there main "sponser" for there 3 gram androgen weekly habit
:D
(http://www.davepalumbo.com/2009%20Contests/New%20Years%20Eve-%202009/images/DSCN0136.jpg)
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hahaha
Thread is gone. Do not do it again.
I just asked if he was a schmoe
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curious which one of you opened the BigKevinD account over there--lol
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:'(
You have been banned for the following reason:
You are an idiot.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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You have been banned for the following reason:
boring...
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
anyone else get the boring ban?
fuck you will grant you got "you are an idiot", a huge step up from boring
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You have been banned for the following reason:
boring...
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
anyone else get the boring ban?
fuck you will grant you got "you are an idiot", a huge step up from boring
Elite penis puffer posted that Ron was a big homo schmoe so I posted that pic above asking if he was a bigger schmoe than this guy and They spat the dummy lol
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I got "useless troll".
Gaoshang Xiongshou is the fat virgin douche that banned me as well, he must be gaurdian of the FBB's over there.
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Just started a thread in the FBB area asking if this guy was there main "sponser" for there 3 gram androgen weekly habit
:D
(http://www.davepalumbo.com/2009%20Contests/New%20Years%20Eve-%202009/images/DSCN0136.jpg)
I guess it's too late to ask if that guy really does use those dogs to recon / scout the venue for food so he can maintain that waistline
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I guess it's too late to ask if that guy really does use those dogs to recon / scout the venue for food so he can maintain that waistline
hahahahaaha
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why don't girls like me?
Because you're more feminine than they are.
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Because you're more feminine than they are.
half this board complain that girls/women lust after feminine "guys"
::) haha seriously I don't understand why the bodybuilders on getbig seem so lost re women... or maybe everyone is... :-\
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You have been banned for the following reason:
boring...
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
anyone else get the boring ban?
fuck you will grant you got "you are an idiot", a huge step up from boring
You have been banned for the following reason:
trolling. Goodbye.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
i got banned for telling a female that "her face looked like someone carved a smiley face into dogshit with a toothpick" ;D
bench
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You have been banned for the following reason:
trolling. Goodbye.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
i got banned for telling a female that "her face looked like someone carved a smiley face into dogshit with a toothpick" ;D
bench
LOL classic!!!!! ;D
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LOL classic!!!!! ;D
i then begged her to not have children.
on another thread i told another fbb that a womans only job was to cook, clean, and raise a mans kids.
and that it was too dangerous for her retarded ass to leave the kitchen ;D
bench
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;D
hahahaha no back is missing us
So... looks like they're all banned now. What happened?
I kind of feel like we just lost. Obviously, they were mostly retarded and got stomped over and over, but a mod stepping in and banning them instantly gives them all sorts of credibility.
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i then begged her to not have children.
on another thread i told another fbb that a womans only job was to cook, clean, and raise a mans kids.
and that it was too dangerous for her retarded ass to leave the kitchen ;D
bench
I didnt make it past "iron my shirt bitch" before they laid the ban hammer on me
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I didnt make it past "iron my shirt bitch" before they laid the ban hammer on me
its ok, i just got approved for 3 different gimmick accounts ;D
bench
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its ok, i just got approved for 3 different gimmick accounts ;D
bench
hahaha tidal wave incomming ;D
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its ok, i just got approved for 3 different gimmick accounts ;D
bench
ship log in info
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ship log in info
make us proud ;D
bench
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It's cute how those RXMuscle guys think Getbig even cares about them. Amateurs trying to hang with the big dog that is Getbig. ::)
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It's cute how those RXMuscle guys think Getbig even cares about them. Amateurs trying to hang with the big dog that is Getbig. ::)
are u over there?
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are u over there?
Nah, I'm too lazy to register an account. And I doubt I would last long anyway. I skimmed some of the boards (of which there are way too many), though. It's basically Getbig-lite.
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it sounded like a pipe was thumping in the wall behind my shower last night. The water was coming out in pulses. WTF? Avesher help!
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Because you're more feminine than they are.
half this board complain that girls/women lust after feminine "guys"
::) haha seriously I don't understand why the bodybuilders on getbig seem so lost re women... or maybe everyone is... :-\
i don't want to make this thread about me but i'm compelled to respond
i'm not feminine- just androgynous
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i'm not feminine- just androgynous
OK Prince
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it sounded like a pipe was thumping in the wall behind my shower last night. The water was coming out in pulses. WTF? Avesher help!
you sound like you have a water hammer arrester issue, depending on how new the place you are in is.
Sometimes these arresters become waterlogged. Try this. Turn off the water to the house at the entry. Find the lowest faucet in your house--often this is an outdoor garden hose faucet--open this faucet and then open a few of the indoor faucets at high locations such as upstairs or at a wet bar and let the low faucet drain for 5 minutes or until it stops dripping, whichever takes longer. Close all the faucets and turn the main back on. Note: When you first start using water again there will be air in the lines and it may spit and sputter with some vigor.
If this fixes it you have a defective or waterlogged arrester.
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?t=23374
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?t=23374
Screenshot? I can't see anything on that site.
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sounds like its just a belt issue--have you checked them lately?
i will today
thanks
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you sound like you have a water hammer arrester issue, depending on how new the place you are in is.
Sometimes these arresters become waterlogged. Try this. Turn off the water to the house at the entry. Find the lowest faucet in your house--often this is an outdoor garden hose faucet--open this faucet and then open a few of the indoor faucets at high locations such as upstairs or at a wet bar and let the low faucet drain for 5 minutes or until it stops dripping, whichever takes longer. Close all the faucets and turn the main back on. Note: When you first start using water again there will be air in the lines and it may spit and sputter with some vigor.
If this fixes it you have a defective or waterlogged arrester.
Dude you are amazing! Thanks :o
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Screenshot? I can't see anything on that site.
You have been banned for the following reason:
disrespect to women and mostly of sassy 69
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
::)
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At least I get a second chance ::)
You have been banned for the following reason:
Racism is not allowed on the forum. Think before you post.
Date the ban will be lifted: 12-13-2009, 02:00 AM
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Av,when is enough enough?
I'm going out tonight with the blonde I posted the pic of.we both like to drink.whats a happy medium between buzzed up and rearin to go or too much booze and a Mr.softie followed by sleep.?
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Av,when is enough enough?
I'm going out tonight with the blonde I posted the pic of.we both like to drink.whats a happy medium between buzzed up and rearin to go or too much booze and a Mr.softie followed by sleep.?
Will there be opiates involved, Clavin?
Oh and get those nude new pics you promised ;D
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I wonder how long my next account will last there
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I wonder how long my next account will last there
What a bunch of pussies..........I thought the "pit" was no hold bar ???
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Who is this stud??
this tool bag claims:
7 weeks out dont waste your money,UNLESS your gettn really good growth ie:Pfizer or quality US pharm grade,I've taken about every kinda HGH you can think of and true Pfizer Jen i got very quick results w/in weeks,so if your getttn blue,yellow,red or whatever off brand than dont waste your money right now.I'm on kfei from china but it took 3 months to really start seeeing the effects,just do a extra hour of cardio and save the $$$$$$$$ good luck!!
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Who is this stud??
this tool bag claims:
7 weeks out dont waste your money,UNLESS your gettn really good growth ie:Pfizer or quality US pharm grade,I've taken about every kinda HGH you can think of and true Pfizer Jen i got very quick results w/in weeks,so if your getttn blue,yellow,red or whatever off brand than dont waste your money right now.I'm on kfei from china but it took 3 months to really start seeeing the effects,just do a extra hour of cardio and save the $$$$$$$$ good luck!!
hahahaha! that's not Clavin the destroyer on the gas ;D
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hahahaha! that's not Clavin the destroyer on the gas ;D
He has major gh cheeks
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hahahaha! that's not Clavin the destroyer on the gas ;D
Hahaha,damn right.I'd be a helluva lot bigger than that!
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=605625
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=605625
HAHAHA,dude you should ask for pics of the dog!! ;D
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Who is this stud??
Looks like Coach without his Just for Men hair and beard colouring.
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Looks like Coach without his Just for Men hair and beard colouring.
LMAO
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=652877#post652877
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You have received an infraction at RX Muscle Forums.
Reason: Trolling outside of Pit & disrespectful to women
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First and last warning...
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This infraction is worth 3 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
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You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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You have been banned for the following reason:
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Date the ban will be lifted: Never
lolllllllllllll dude you are on fire
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Date the ban will be lifted: Never
How are you getting back in bro ?
Fukas must of banned my IP , I wana get back in there and have some more fun.
Chuck us a PM if you like.
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How are you getting back in bro ?
Fukas must of banned my IP , I wana get back in there and have some more fun.
Chuck us a PM if you like.
Turn off your modem or disconnect from the net for 10 - 20 seconds. You'll be assigned a new IP address that will let you get back there.
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Turn off your modem or disconnect from the net for 10 - 20 seconds. You'll be assigned a new IP address that will let you get back there.
Not just sexy but brains to :-* :D
Thanks big guy :)
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Mustnt be an IP ban >:(
You have been banned for the following reason:
You are an idiot.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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Mustnt be an IP ban >:(
You have been banned for the following reason:
You are an idiot.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Are you trying to log back in using the same login? Cause that obviously won't work.
You need to get a new IP address and then register another account so you can troll to your heart's content ;D
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Are you trying to log back in using the same login? Cause that obviously won't work.
You need to get a new IP address and then register another account so you can troll to your heart's content ;D
As soon as I put the addy in I get that message , so cant even register a new account :'(.
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As soon as I put the addy in I get that message , so cant even register a new account :'(.
did you clear your cookies? Thats what did it for me
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Question: What is a shinerbock?
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Use a proxy gentlemen.
http://www.tech-faq.com/proxy.shtml
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Question: What is a shinerbock?
BEER
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Question: What is a shinerbock?
::)
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=605625
http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=655478#post655478
I wonder how long it will take before "Mrgetbig" gets banned 8)
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=605625
http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=655478#post655478
I wonder how long it will take before "Mrgetbig" gets banned 8)
ahahahahahah great posts mrgetbig
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For some reason they don't like "mrgetbig" over there.
All the man is doing is trying to fit in ;D
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:(
You have been banned for the following reason:
troll
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Mrgetbig is gone
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Mrgetbigger didnt last long either
You have been banned for the following reason:
nice try
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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Mrgetbiggest only got 2 posts
You have been banned for the following reason:
lol
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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Msgetbig only got 1 post
You have been banned for the following reason:
rofl
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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Time to unleash MrGetbigboy. ;D
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Icoulddothisallday
You have been banned for the following reason:
LOL...somehow I believe you could
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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They seem pretty threatened by Getbig.
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msgetbiggirl
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No reason was specified.
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They dont seem to like this post -
Derek why do you let me touch you?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=303632.0;attach=345412;image)
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mrgetbigboy
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No reason was specified.
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ffs
Fantastic
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Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?p=655732#post655732
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Ah cock balls my iamagimmick account was banned too
You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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i have a couple gimmicks to lend out--who wants one?
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http://forums.rxmuscle.com/showthread.php?t=23598
8)
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bah
You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
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Yup same happened to poor big mark c.
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And now dereckanthony >:(
You have been banned for the following reason:
gimmick
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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anyone got an account or still posting over there?
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Avesher asks:
I have this "friend" who i told I would give 2 VIP backstage passes for Stone Temple Pilots to. Instead of the passes I got extra tickets. So I offered him 2 free tickets to bring anyone he wants. He gets pissed at me, says "extra tickets dont do me any good" and hangs up on me. After everything offered was for free. Punch him in the head or not?
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Avesher asks:
I have this "friend" who i told I would give 2 VIP backstage passes for Stone Temple Pilots to. Instead of the passes I got extra tickets. So I offered him 2 free tickets to bring anyone he wants. He gets pissed at me, says "extra tickets dont do me any good" and hangs up on me. After everything offered was for free. Punch him in the head or not?
sounds like a prick
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Avesher asks:
I have this "friend" who i told I would give 2 VIP backstage passes for Stone Temple Pilots to. Instead of the passes I got extra tickets. So I offered him 2 free tickets to bring anyone he wants. He gets pissed at me, says "extra tickets dont do me any good" and hangs up on me. After everything offered was for free. Punch him in the head or not?
Get a refund on the tickets, get the money changed into low coin denominations and feed him the coins one by one.
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Avesher asks:
I have this "friend" who i told I would give 2 VIP backstage passes for Stone Temple Pilots to. Instead of the passes I got extra tickets. So I offered him 2 free tickets to bring anyone he wants. He gets pissed at me, says "extra tickets dont do me any good" and hangs up on me. After everything offered was for free. Punch him in the head or not?
Confront him and tell him what the fuck is up.
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anyone got an account or still posting over there?
;)
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;)
Big Rupert The Rooter?
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distrubia,
i'm asking this question for a friend (lets say his name is "Palvatore")
anyway, if he were to let this guy he knows blow him for 200 bucks would that make him a gay?
mind you, "Palvatore" is straight and has never even masturbated to the thoughts of a man but is willing to let a dude do things to him but only if he pays
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distrubia,
i'm asking this question for a friend (lets say his name is "Palvatore")
anyway, if he were to let this guy he knows blow him for 200 bucks would that make him a gay?
mind you, "Palvatore" is straight and has never even masturbated to the thoughts of a man but is willing to let a dude do things to him but only if he pays
well Mr Martone------errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Palvatore,...no that would not make him gay at all in my opinion.
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well Mr Martone------errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Palvatore,...no that would not make him gay at all in my opinion.
really?!
shit, he was hoping he was gay cuz he knows that would really piss off my dad
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really?!
shit, he was hoping he was gay cuz he knows that would really piss off my dad
ahahahahahahahahaa sorry to burst your---errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr his dreams
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ahahahahahahahahaa sorry to burst your---errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr his dreams
Lmao JNN = getbig legend.
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Dear Ask Avesher,
There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?
BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.
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Dear Ask Avesher,
There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?
BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.
Local authorities have been notified.
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Dear Ask Avesher,
There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?
BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.
I am not avesher but c'mon dude do you really need to ask? Wear that shit out but make it clear you will not be a father figure.
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Dear Ask Avesher,
There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?
BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.
Haha, only if she can't find you when you decide you don't want to be found. I get the impression you have some $. Don't think with your prick.
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Haha, only if she can't find you when you decide you don't want to be found. I get the impression you have some $. Don't think with your prick.
No danger there. Have you seen his pics? Borderline homeless.
J/K Pellius :D
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No danger there. Have you seen his pics? Borderline homeless.
J/K Pellius :D
He's no Windsor88 but I don't think he's a working stiff like the rest of us.
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Dear Ask Avesher,
There's this girl I know who is really, really hot and wants me to do her. She's only 17 and I have a few years even on you. The age of consent is 16 in Hawaii so it's not a legal issue. Even though I warned her that I like it very rough and anal is always an option she seems undeterred. I think she has a thing for older guys who look like they are dying of skin cancer and she has no father in her life. Should I?
BTW, if she puts on a little make-up she could easily pass for 18.
Nail her and post pics :D
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Nail her and post pics :D
I knew I could always count on you to support my seedy, predatory, and perverted ways.
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I knew I could always count on you to support my seedy, predatory, and perverted ways.
;D
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He's no Windsor88 but I don't think he's a working stiff like the rest of us.
I live a simply life really. I fire dance for the tourist in Waikiki and I'm one of the many foot soldiers scattered through out the world laundering and funneling money into Communist China in support of the Falun Gong. In service to my master, Li Hongzhi, our mission is to over throw the Communist regime and to free Tibet and allow the Dalia Lama to return to his homeland safely and with impunity.
Also, several times a week I take off my shirt and wrestle with other men.
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i cracked one off to Faith Hill
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Also, several times a week I take off my shirt and wrestle with other men.
Outed.
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Outed.
DAMN! You have eyes everywhere!!!!!
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i cracked one off to Faith Hill
You still haven't answered my question. Also, what's up with the girl you banged that you featured on your post coital video interview? I thought she was kind of cute and had that girl next door look. I like when a girl has that wholesome look and openly admits to doing anal.
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Av,when is enough enough?
I'm going out tonight with the blonde I posted the pic of.we both like to drink.whats a happy medium between buzzed up and rearin to go or too much booze and a Mr.softie followed by sleep.?
Thanks for the help!
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You still haven't answered my question. Also, what's up with the girl you banged that you featured on your post coital video interview? I thought she was kind of cute and had that girl next door look. I like when a girl has that wholesome look and openly admits to doing anal.
I dont like you anymore. You talk like you are above everyone using big words and thinking you are the shit. I think you are a bit of a loser actually
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Thanks for the help!
did I answer you? Sorry if I missed it. I'm sure you did the right thing anyways ;D ;D
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I dont like you anymore. You talk like you are above everyone using big words and thinking you are the shit. I think you are a bit of a loser actually
In the future I will make more of an effort to talk down to you and use smaller words.