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Title: Wing man
Post by: calfzilla on November 12, 2009, 08:08:24 PM
Which getbigger would you choose as your wingman if you were going to a club to pick up hotties? 

I think I would choose Ironneck. 
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: disturbia on November 12, 2009, 08:11:13 PM
Which getbigger would you choose as your wingman if you were going to a club to pick up hotties? 

I think I would choose Ironneck. 

have fun goin home alone, cause with him neither of you are getting any  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: benchmstr on November 12, 2009, 08:30:32 PM
have fun goin home alone, cause with him neither of you are getting any  ;D ;D
i offer my wing man services to any getbigger in need......i am one of the top 5-10 best wing men in the world.

benchmstr guarantee's you get laid by a bitch of your choice!!!

bench
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Tapeworm on November 12, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kilmer90843599.jpg)
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: benchmstr on November 12, 2009, 08:57:23 PM
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kilmer90843599.jpg)
i used to think val kilmer was cool......but bud light?

epic faggotry!

bench
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: YoungBlood on November 12, 2009, 09:01:00 PM

JohnnyNoName (no homo).
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Bobby on November 13, 2009, 01:57:00 PM
go 4 it,,, hmm maybe not, too hot (no homo)
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: tendonitis on November 13, 2009, 02:01:25 PM
You Never Never leave your wingman.
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: ironneck on November 13, 2009, 02:47:58 PM
Which getbigger would you choose as your wingman if you were going to a club to pick up hotties? 

I think I would choose Ironneck. 


thx bro
we would be a great team

have fun goin home alone, cause with him neither of you are getting any  ;D ;D

haha you two would be great team too you shizo bitch xD
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: jaejonna on November 13, 2009, 03:11:47 PM
hahahaha lots of vagina getting pounded in this thread, seriously though it aint no fun if the homies can't get a piece cause you know they want some ... lol fyi the best 'wingmen' are girls
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: webcake on November 13, 2009, 03:14:01 PM
moosejay
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: ironneck on November 13, 2009, 03:16:18 PM
moosejay

he's dead, bro
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: webcake on November 13, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
he's dead, bro

Even more reason to bring him along.....
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: clued-up on November 13, 2009, 03:18:04 PM
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kilmer90843599.jpg)

wow.. look at the way he's inflated.
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: jaejonna on November 13, 2009, 03:19:13 PM
moosejay
you need a wing to be a wingman
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: webcake on November 13, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
you need a wing to be a wingman

Maybe the disability could get you some sympathy pussy......or not.
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: ironneck on November 13, 2009, 03:20:48 PM
i'm a good wingman cause i'm fame where i live
everyone knows me
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: webcake on November 13, 2009, 03:25:18 PM
i'm a good wingman cause i'm fame where i live
everyone knows me

I'm in Australia and i know who you are!  :o
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: outby43 on November 13, 2009, 04:06:31 PM
Grant Michaels
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: johnnynoname on November 13, 2009, 07:32:55 PM
JohnnyNoName (no homo).

what type of club we going to?
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 13, 2009, 07:37:26 PM
what type of club we going to?
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One with no signs
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 13, 2009, 07:49:31 PM
Not Wiggs or Parker, they have the same taste
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: YoungBlood on November 13, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
what type of club we going to?

Your choice, I will be your wing instead and you prove to me your rap on the boards is true.
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Tapeworm on November 13, 2009, 09:18:43 PM
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kilmer90843599.jpg)

wow.. look at the way he's inflated.

No more beach volleyball for Icecreamman.
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2009, 09:41:05 PM
avesher wouldn't need a wingman, with his schizophrenia and split personalities, he's got a whole team batting for him! including the 'team sacrifice/mercy fuck' guy ;)
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2009, 11:28:34 PM
hahahaha lots of vagina getting pounded in this thread, seriously though it aint no fun if the homies can't get a piece cause you know they want some ... lol fyi the best 'wingmen' are girls

True.. there is no "Shorty, Let me buy you a drink..."
Not Wiggs or Parker, they have the same taste
Phat booty girls...

Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Mobil on November 14, 2009, 12:27:46 AM
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kilmer90843599.jpg)

wow.. look at the way he's inflated.
all the girls when i was growing up thought he was hot... wow! hes really let himself go.. he loooks like shite!
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: MB_722 on November 14, 2009, 12:33:04 AM
Parker or Toxic Avenger
Title: Half-bro drunk
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2009, 01:04:05 AM
Ok so I out with some family and friends at the riverwalk. My half bro is drunk and acting like a dick. We are eating now and he is trying to pick A fight with my friend. What is the right move here ?
Title: Re: Half-bro drunk
Post by: GroinkTropin on November 14, 2009, 01:05:40 AM
Depends. Do you have a gun or not?
Title: Re: Half-bro drunk
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2009, 01:08:45 AM
Depends. Do you have a gun or not?
not on me.
Title: Re: Half-bro drunk
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2009, 01:13:00 AM
Never mind. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Half-bro drunk
Post by: disturbia on November 14, 2009, 01:23:03 AM
Never mind. Problem solved.

someone else had gun?

edit: DICE or Anabolic1 from RX showed up with AK-47's and 11 pitbulls and wasted everyone
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: johnnynoname on November 14, 2009, 02:21:07 AM
Your choice, I will be your wing instead and you prove to me your rap on the boards is true.

my rap= girls think i might be "gay" so their guard is already down when i talk to them
it really is like a sneak attack

btw, that isn't even i joke- that's my approach.

Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 14, 2009, 02:28:12 AM
my rap= girls think i might be "gay" so their guard is already down when i talk to them
it really is like a sneak attack

btw, that isn't even i joke- that's my approach.


So Johnny after you get into their minds (they think you are gay) whats your next move to get to the pussy?
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: outby43 on November 14, 2009, 02:30:42 AM
So Johnny after you get into their minds (they think you are gay) whats your next move to get to the pussy?

open up that plastic grocery bag of dollar bills
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: johnnynoname on November 14, 2009, 02:36:39 AM
So Johnny after you get into their minds (they think you are gay) whats your next move to get to the pussy?

honestly, their is not systematic approach for me
I have to play it by ear from there

alot of things have to be considered like:
-how drunk she is
-how smart she is
-if i want to get laid, get a number or just talk to someone
etc

mind you, i totally see the irony in me posting this at 5:33am (eastern) while eating breakfast.
You would figure that if i was such a "stud" i would be sleeping with some hottie right now
fact of the matter is i honestly want to just chill out for a couple of weekends and play ALOT of video games  

......oh and i might kinda sorta be with someone ( a girl  ;D) for right now.....but it wont last long methinks

open up that plastic grocery bag of dollar bills

years ago that wouldn't work but I SWEAR the girls are so vapid and shallow now that that might work actually

thank you paris hilton and lindsey lohan for fucking up all the girls
the girls are fucked up now but wait in ten years given the role models young girls have now
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 14, 2009, 02:39:41 AM
honestly, their is not systematic approach for me
I have to play it by ear from there

alot of things have to be considered like:
-how drunk she is
-how smart she is
-if i want to get laid, get a number or just talk to someone
etc

mind you, i totally see the irony in me posting this at 5:33am (eastern) while eating breakfast.
You would figure that if i was such a "stud" i would be sleeping with some hottie right now
fact of the matter is i honestly want to just chill out for a couple of weekends and play ALOT of video games 

years ago that wouldn't work but I SWEAR the girls are so vapid and shallow now that that might work actually

thank you paris hilton and lindsey lohan for fucking up all the girls
the girls are fucked up now but wait in ten years given the role models young girls have now
Same time here Bro I get up early before the girls do so I dont have to entertain or answer questions = peace time.
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 14, 2009, 03:53:51 AM
I would probably go out with Sebastian .. just for the fun of it (Sevastase / Winged Lion)
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: ironneck on November 14, 2009, 04:36:26 AM
no way sev would get all the pussy you want bro
he's too handsome and too smart
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 14, 2009, 04:54:46 AM
"Phat booty girls...
if not Photoshopped, that's a amazing butt-waist ratio. 
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: Parker on November 14, 2009, 05:44:59 AM
if not Photoshopped, that's a amazing butt-waist ratio. 
Nope, not photoshopped. There is video of the photoshoot for the second pic.
no way sev would get all the pussy you want bro
he's too handsome and too smart
I hope you are being sarcastic. That man can't handle any other dude being bigger or better than him. He then starts berating the dude, Haterade style, and if it is one thing a woman hates, it's a jealous man, who she is not dating---showcasing a female trait. The only chicks that will be left are the cross eyed  Grady haird walrus looking females that will say, "I gonna ride you till you die!"
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: tendonitis on November 14, 2009, 05:53:26 AM
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kilmer90843599.jpg)

offseason, clearly offseason
Title: Re: Wing man
Post by: RJ DRIVER on November 14, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
Sev would be a great wingman! and if that doesnt work he could always introduce you to some working gypsies girls.