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Title: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 06:37:14 AM
I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: dov on November 17, 2009, 06:42:05 AM
I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.
basketball
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 17, 2009, 06:51:41 AM
I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

Got shot outta the saddle eh?  ;D
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 07:00:20 AM
Got shot outta the saddle eh?  ;D

Didn't even get that close.
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Benny B on November 17, 2009, 07:00:43 AM
I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.
Beta male confirmation.  ;D
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 17, 2009, 07:14:00 AM
Didn't even get that close.

You need an icebreaker.  Ask them if they know a good dentist who specializes in gold front teeth.  White gold.  Then take it out and tell her not to be shy 'cause you don't judge.

Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: emn1964 on November 17, 2009, 07:15:59 AM
Like Steve Irwin, you need to place a cloth over their head, wrestle them to the ground, duct tape their hands behind their back then stick your thumb in their ass...
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

How do the Kardashians look from that close?
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 07:25:30 AM
hahahahahah  ;D
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Mars on November 17, 2009, 07:57:03 AM
didnt you asked them what is wrong with white guys?
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: johnnynoname on November 17, 2009, 08:05:07 AM
I'm sitting within 15 feet of at least four mudsharks.

I feel like Steve Irwin.

how many of them are blonde?
how many of them would be considered "BBWs"?
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 08:25:01 AM
how many of them are blonde?
how many of them would be considered "BBWs"?

They're gone now, I'll describe girl A, B, C, and D as I remember them...

Girl A= Brown Hair, probably about 34, eyes that stick out of her skull like a lizard (maybe she had a thyroid problem?  White coat (yellowed), Apple Bottom style Jeans, very beautiful ass if you can get past the rest.

Girl B= Blonde Hair, decent looking in the face, maybe about 25, black fleece type shirt, white jeans, no ass, and I think I could make out a possible camel toe (possibly just a shadow on the white jeans)?

Girl C= Extremely cute face, even model quality, around 25, part Latina?  Very nice hair/cut, very short/fat. (possibly not a mudshark?)

Girl D= Can't remember
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 17, 2009, 08:30:58 AM
Ok, I'll bite.  How did you know they like black guys?
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 08:36:40 AM
Ok, I'll bite.  How did you know they like black guys?

What are the signs?  ???
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 08:38:01 AM
What are the signs?  ???



Did you hear any of them refer to their boo, shortah or "put a ring on it?"

Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 08:38:35 AM
They just kind of acted ghetto so I just assumed...

To be honest.... I'm quite ashamed of myself....
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: johnnynoname on November 17, 2009, 08:38:52 AM
What are the signs?  ???

have any of them been on a VH1 Reality show?
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 08:39:11 AM


Did you hear any of them refer to their boo, shortah or "put a ring on it?"



hahahahahahahahahhaahah

Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 17, 2009, 08:40:47 AM
What are the signs?  ???

All holes filled with hard black cock is a good indicator.
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Benny B on November 17, 2009, 08:49:56 AM
They just kind of acted ghetto so I just assumed...

To be honest.... I'm quite ashamed of myself....
As well you should be, beta male/future cuckhold.  :D
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 08:51:39 AM
All holes filled with hard black cock is a good indicator.

hahahaha
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 17, 2009, 08:55:05 AM
Sounds like a weird crew.  Mid 30 + mid 20s.  Probably just coworkers from the Black Penis Institute.
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
Sounds like a weird crew.  Mid 30 + mid 20s.  Probably just coworkers from the Black Penis Institute.

Mudsharks often travel in packs.
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: JasonH on November 17, 2009, 09:09:07 AM
Mudsharks often travel in packs.

Hmm..is "pack" the correct term?

What is the collective noun for group of mudsharks?

A shoal? A school?  ???
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 09:10:57 AM
Hmm..is "pack" the correct term?

What is the collective noun for group of mudsharks?

A shoal? A school?  ???

hahahahahhahahahhahahaha hahhahahahahhahahahahaha haha

Ground breaking mudshark research^^^
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 09:12:22 AM
Hmm..is "pack" the correct term?

What is the collective noun for group of mudsharks?

A shoal? A school?  ???

good question....A group of sharks is called a gam, grind, school, herd, pod, collage, or shiver.  But we need to include mud.....how bout they travel in "muck grinds?"
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 09:18:22 AM
hahahahahahahahahahhaahh ahahahha
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 09:20:30 AM
RPF, when you come across another of these.....just ask them if they are a muck grind? 
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 09:22:24 AM
RPF, when you come across another of these.....just ask them if they are a muck grind? 

OK, but will they be offended?   ???
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 09:25:59 AM
OK, but will they be offended?   ???

I bet you a steak dinner and beer that they won't know WTF you are even asking them...... ;D
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Blockhead on November 17, 2009, 09:27:46 AM

 This is going to be a great thread!



 - Block.
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on November 17, 2009, 09:29:15 AM
I bet you a steak dinner and beer that they won't know WTF you are even asking them...... ;D

hahahahahahahahahahahah

If you people knew the details of the situation I'm in/was in with these girls you'd all shit yourselves laughing...  ;D
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 09:30:13 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahah

If you people knew the details of the situation I'm in/was in with these girls you'd all shit yourselves laughing...  ;D

C'mon mang.....you gotta spill the beans now!   ;D
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 17, 2009, 09:38:58 AM
As well you should be, beta male/future cuckhold.  :D

i didn't even know what this shit was til johnny no name suggested tube galore.
Title: Re: Right now as we speak...
Post by: Bobby on November 17, 2009, 09:59:31 AM
This is going to be a great thread!



 - Block.


HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

TTR Approved ;D