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Title: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: stormshadow on November 17, 2009, 07:47:23 PM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.



Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: WillGrant on November 17, 2009, 07:49:28 PM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.




And?
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: calfzilla on November 17, 2009, 07:49:52 PM
Don't worry bro, several years ago I lived with 2 roomies, and I would openly look at bbing on the net, my roomate thought it was gay and I was like no way, it's a sport.  So much I have learned since then.  
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: dr.chimps on November 17, 2009, 07:52:43 PM
LOL. The only apt way out: anal.    ;D
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: needmoresize on November 17, 2009, 08:34:55 PM
Ha, I had to show my old roomate blinky's college chicks thread to convince him that I wasnt looking at a gay porn site. "these guys are hilarious, all they do is rip on each other" wasnt cutting it
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Dr Kincaid on November 18, 2009, 01:26:59 AM
Gayer than having a excuse.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: _bruce_ on November 18, 2009, 01:54:24 AM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.





 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: io856 on November 18, 2009, 01:55:42 AM
you don't need to explain shit... you shouldn't feel any need to either...
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: gordiano on November 18, 2009, 02:29:52 AM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.





Wow....even the guy in the fucking suit joins in.... :-\
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Parker on November 18, 2009, 02:38:39 AM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.




Eh? All I saw was two dudes breakin, I thought it was gonna be some carebear shit.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: kh300 on November 18, 2009, 03:24:38 AM
poser competition  ???
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: spinnis on November 18, 2009, 03:40:17 AM
That video is Hillarious when the dude with the suit joins in lol.

And marcus gut is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GE
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Luv2Hurt on November 18, 2009, 05:21:47 AM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.





OMG!!!  What did you do??  Have you figured out yet why you were watching it?
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: OneManGang on November 18, 2009, 05:52:25 AM
Only homosexuals watch bodybuilding videos. Being on Getbig is only straight as long as you bash bodybuilding.

Conclusion: You are a closet homo!
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 18, 2009, 05:55:56 AM
jesus that was gay.

that's not as bad as your wife walking in on you at midnight, with the lights turned off, thinking you're sending cheating emails to someone, when she looks at the screen and sees ronnie coleman flexing his glutes with his thong hiked up his ass.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: delta9mda on November 18, 2009, 06:27:39 AM
Wow....even the guy in the fucking suit joins in.... :-\
yeah, ed pariso throwing down.  8)
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: BayGBM on November 18, 2009, 06:43:39 AM
Embarrassed waching the O?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=300327.0

;D
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: mass 04 on November 18, 2009, 06:46:40 AM
Why do any of you care what other people think? If someone "catches" you watching a BB show, who gives a fuck? You want to watch it, then watch it.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: BayGBM on November 18, 2009, 07:11:07 AM
Why do any of you care what other people think? If someone "catches" you watching a BB show, who gives a fuck? You want to watch it, then watch it.

Being in the closet sucks.  :-[
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Wiggs on November 18, 2009, 07:18:41 AM
Holy shit that was gay
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: stormshadow on November 18, 2009, 07:48:57 AM
Why do any of you care what other people think? If someone "catches" you watching a BB show, who gives a fuck? You want to watch it, then watch it.

I remember when I once felt that way, but then I also thought competitive bodybuilding was at least 35% heterosexual.  Even with low expectations, the pagentry we call bodybuilding still let's us down
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: uberman09 on November 18, 2009, 07:55:21 AM
Only homosexuals watch bodybuilding videos. Being on Getbig is only straight as long as you bash bodybuilding.

Conclusion: You are a closet homo!

so true. If you dont give a very short look at these videos with either disgust or scorn, if you are instead admiring every single detail of some muscle man in a thong  bodyparts for 10 minutes constantly pushing the playback button to focus on some scenes/zooms, chances are you wouldnt mind sucking some guy's cock dry.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: BIG_STI on November 18, 2009, 08:06:28 AM
Only homosexuals watch bodybuilding videos. Being on Getbig is only straight as long as you bash bodybuilding.

Conclusion: You are a closet homo!

Agreed 95% of this site are fags or closet queens, gayer than watching oiled up men in thongs
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: gettingbetter on November 18, 2009, 08:32:02 AM
You should've switched to your usual elderly midget clown porn window as soon as you heard the door. It probably would have been easier to explain.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: BayGBM on November 18, 2009, 08:43:24 AM
If you are gay and a muscle fan, you are already having muscle sex or watching explicit muscle porn.  Heck there are sites on the web for gay bodybuilders and muscle jocks to meet and date one another.  As I have said previously, collecting and watching these muscle videos is an activity undertaken by closeted and bi-curious guys who would never feel comfortable doing something more explicit.  Have I ever purchased a muscle video?  No.  Why would I do that when I can go out and get the real thing?  ???

In a way, I feel sorry for guys who collect these videos.  They are sitting around dreaming and fantasizing about something or someone they will never have . . . while real life passes them by.  :(
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: OneManGang on November 18, 2009, 09:25:40 AM
If you are gay and a muscle fan, you are already having muscle sex or watching explicit muscle porn.  Heck there are sites on the web for gay bodybuilders and muscle jocks to meet and date one another.  As I have said previously, collecting and watching these muscle videos is an activity undertaken by closeted and bi-curious guys who would never feel comfortable doing something more explicit.  Have I ever purchased a muscle video?  No.  Why would I do that when I can go out and get the real thing?  ???

In a way, I feel sorry for guys who collect these videos.  They are sitting around dreaming and fantasizing about something or someone they will never have . . . while real life passes them by.  :(

A closet homo is still a homo... ::)
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 18, 2009, 09:27:44 AM
If you are gay and a muscle fan, you are already having muscle sex or watching explicit muscle porn.  Heck there are sites on the web for gay bodybuilders and muscle jocks to meet and date one another.  As I have said previously, collecting and watching these muscle videos is an activity undertaken by closeted and bi-curious guys who would never feel comfortable doing something more explicit.  Have I ever purchased a muscle video?  No.  Why would I do that when I can go out and get the real thing?  ???

In a way, I feel sorry for guys who collect these videos.  They are sitting around dreaming and fantasizing about something or someone they will never have . . . while real life passes them by.  :(

give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: OneManGang on November 18, 2009, 09:32:20 AM
give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!

Closet fag
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: DeketheCreep on November 18, 2009, 09:49:09 AM
me and my dad watched the 2004 Arnold classic together
it was on PPV
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: BayGBM on November 18, 2009, 10:08:18 AM
give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!

I've already gotten 5 requests for such links via PM or emails.  :D
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 18, 2009, 10:19:10 AM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.




That's not that bad....  It could have been worse.

Your wife could have been cooking in the kitchen to only be disrupted by these screeching sounds that you would let off from your room.  She could have then walked in on you as you were sitting there with your belt unbuckled and your pants fully flopped open as you tried to unhook your foreskin from your side zipper.  Screaming in agony as you would, she could have walked in midway through this video playing and seen you with your eyes fully bulged out and with a jar of Vaseline opened in order to smooth out the kinks of your armor.

"1"
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Mars on November 18, 2009, 10:21:04 AM
i much rather getting caught with porn, at least then they dont question your sexuality.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: stormshadow on November 18, 2009, 03:08:29 PM
That's not that bad....  It could have been worse.

Your wife could have been cooking in the kitchen to only be disrupted by these screeching sounds that you would let off from your room.  She could have then walked in on you as you were sitting there with your belt unbuckled and your pants fully flopped open as you tried to unhook your foreskin from your side zipper.  Screaming in agony as you would, she could have walked in midway through this video playing and seen you with your eyes fully bulged out and with a jar of Vaseline opened in order to smooth out the kinks of your armor.

"1"


Nice attempt, but that wasn't the least bit funny.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: uberman09 on November 18, 2009, 03:17:09 PM
That's not that bad....  It could have been worse.

Your wife could have been cooking in the kitchen to only be disrupted by these screeching sounds that you would let off from your room.  She could have then walked in on you as you were sitting there with your belt unbuckled and your pants fully flopped open as you tried to unhook your foreskin from your side zipper.  Screaming in agony as you would, she could have walked in midway through this video playing and seen you with your eyes fully bulged out and with a jar of Vaseline opened in order to smooth out the kinks of your armor.

"1"

you re trying too hard.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 18, 2009, 04:43:22 PM
Nice attempt, but that wasn't the least bit funny.

you re trying too hard.

OWNED by 2 counts..

"1"
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: BigNickMarshall on November 18, 2009, 05:02:34 PM
In a way, I feel sorry for guys who collect these videos.  They are sitting around dreaming and fantasizing about something or someone they will never have . . . while real life passes them by.  :(

Yeah, that's why we should feel sorry for them.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: gordiano on November 18, 2009, 05:12:52 PM
give me 3 or 4 links of these sites immediately so i know which links to avoid!

LOL
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Mobil on November 18, 2009, 06:22:25 PM
funny thing  is a friend of mine today was talking about this bodybuilder(amatuer) at my gym saying "ya he just got a new lexus hes banking". i knew what the bber did for a living... i asked my friend if he did...he said "ya, he said hes a realtor" i broke the news to him that he dances for gay men in downtown dallas.. he had this disgusted look on his face.. hahjahha
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: mogulgangi on November 18, 2009, 09:50:50 PM
pics or it didnt happen
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on November 18, 2009, 10:01:27 PM
LOL.
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: Blockhead on November 18, 2009, 10:03:14 PM
funny thing  is a friend of mine today was talking about this bodybuilder(amatuer) at my gym saying "ya he just got a new lexus hes banking". i knew what the bber did for a living... i asked my friend if he did...he said "ya, he said hes a realtor" i broke the news to him that he dances for gay men in downtown dallas.. he had this disgusted look on his face.. hahjahha
Hahahahahahahaha! Reminds me of how I felt after my first conversation with Special Ed when he enlightened me to the truth that no matter if they are 15 or 50 a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder is a bodybuilder. They are flakey phaggot losers and they all lie, cheat and scam people out of money. They do nothing legitimate and they always try to hustle a quick buck anyway they can wether it's G4P or selling drugs.

 
 The bodybuilders I know around Chicagoland that compete in the NPC fall into two categories. The ones with jobs who do the right thing which is about 3 out of 10 and the others who do G4P, sell drugs or mooch off of a naive stupid woman. 7 out of 10.




 - Block!
Title: Re: Busted watching bodybuilding
Post by: gcb on November 18, 2009, 10:09:10 PM
So I'm watching a video on Jason Wojo that was posted by youtube account "musclemayhem"  I go to their youtube page and click on their main video...  About 30 seconds into the video and my girlfriend comes walking in with this WTF look on her face.  I have no explanation for her as to why I am watching two men oiled up in thongs acting gayer than a bag of penises.





What was your girlfriend doing out of the kitchen - she better have been bringing food  >:(