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Title: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 18, 2009, 08:12:16 PM
Shaving the head and growing a goatee---pics will follow
what else goes with this look?
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: pugalist666 on November 18, 2009, 08:25:42 PM
Shaving the head and growing a goatee---pics will follow
what else goes with this look?
make fun of 170 pound cage fighters ,buy a harley and start doing this in your posts more often ::)
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 18, 2009, 08:29:35 PM
make fun of 170 pound cage fighters ,buy a harley and start doing this in your posts more often ::)

I gotta be honest, I lol'd big time at this one
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: io856 on November 18, 2009, 08:35:20 PM
make fun of 170 pound cage fighters ,buy a harley and start doing this in your posts more often ::)
ahahhahahhahah
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: odilly on November 18, 2009, 08:36:52 PM
tap out gear and some tribal tattos or maybe some barbwire ones
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: calfzilla on November 18, 2009, 11:15:12 PM
Wear clothes that one would do cardio in, but never do cardio. 
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 18, 2009, 11:17:08 PM
Shit stained undies from all the protein farts.
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: pugalist666 on November 19, 2009, 12:20:43 AM
peek out your "prefabricated home" to see derek anthony hiding in your bushes
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: cross-of-iron on November 19, 2009, 01:41:20 AM
Your cholesterol must exceed your body weight.
You must not have any definition or be able to see veins...if you do eat one fast food meal a day or even better visit a buffet.
Your face must be bloated and red if it's not up the dose or see #2 or both.
You must carry a large bag into the gym filled with useless shit you don't need and leave it under the dumbbell rack or preferably somewhere so people have to step over it.
Never rest standing up...always on a bench or a piece of equipment (I know I do). When a twink starts circling around you give them a scowl to scare them away from asking you if you're using it.
Always have a couple days of beard growth so everybody knows "your a real man."

Those are a just a few I don't want to overload you. ;)
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: 210 and growing on November 19, 2009, 01:57:20 AM
Your cholesterol must exceed your body weight.
You must not have any definition or be able to see veins...if you do eat one fast food meal a day or even better visit a buffet.
Your face must be bloated and red if it's not up the dose or see #2 or both.
You must carry a large bag into the gym filled with useless shit you don't need and leave it under the dumbbell rack or preferably somewhere so people have to step over it.
Never rest standing up...always on a bench or a piece of equipment (I know I do). When a twink starts circling around you give them a scowl to scare them away from asking you if you're using it.
Always have a couple days of beard growth so everybody knows "your a real man."

Those are a just a few I don't want to overload you. ;)

HAHAHAHAHA.
Stay in the gym for about 3 hours but only actually do 3 exercises, the rest of the time stand around chatting to random people about the pussy you have been slamming, the gear you have been taking, and the charlie you have been sniffing at weekends
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on November 19, 2009, 10:34:07 AM
Befriend Fat Alex
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 19, 2009, 10:36:15 AM
Your cholesterol must exceed your body weight.
You must not have any definition or be able to see veins...if you do eat one fast food meal a day or even better visit a buffet.
Your face must be bloated and red if it's not up the dose or see #2 or both.
You must carry a large bag into the gym filled with useless shit you don't need and leave it under the dumbbell rack or preferably somewhere so people have to step over it.
Never rest standing up...always on a bench or a piece of equipment (I know I do). When a twink starts circling around you give them a scowl to scare them away from asking you if you're using it.
Always have a couple days of beard growth so everybody knows "your a real man."

Those are a just a few I don't want to overload you. ;)

 :o :o
I've got my work cut out for me
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: jaejonna on November 19, 2009, 10:40:28 AM
Shit stained undies from all the protein farts.
hahaha so Toxic Avenger has been collecting undies has he hahahha
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: Purple Aki on November 19, 2009, 10:43:55 AM
peek out your "prefabricated home" to see derek anthony hiding in your bushes

Heh!
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 20, 2009, 01:17:24 PM
update on permabulker look in process:
hair shaved - check
goatee started - check
scowl - check
4xl hoodies - check

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2mg3xnl.jpg)
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: Stark on November 20, 2009, 01:23:18 PM
update on permabulker look in process:
hair shaved - check
goatee started - check
scowl - check
4xl hoodies - check

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2mg3xnl.jpg)


I'd hit it (no homo)
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: johnnynoname on November 20, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
update on permabulker look in process:
hair shaved - check
goatee started - check
scowl - check
4xl hoodies - check

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2mg3xnl.jpg)


the lavender flag outside of "team Metro's" headquarters flies at half staff today
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 20, 2009, 01:28:26 PM
the lavender flag outside of "team Metro's" headquarters flies at half staff today

lolol I dont think team metro supports over 20% bodyfat members anyways
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: wavelength on November 20, 2009, 01:29:33 PM
looking good man
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 20, 2009, 01:31:01 PM
looking good man

lol compared to what?
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: johnnynoname on November 20, 2009, 01:33:56 PM
lolol I dont think team metro supports over 20% bodyfat members anyways

not true
we supported Robbie Williams when he went through his fat phase

Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 20, 2009, 03:20:33 PM
1-800 Dominos will help to maintain the look
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: dragonfist on November 20, 2009, 03:48:46 PM
For your upper body layering is the key.  You need to start with a string tank top, and the put a t-shirt with a low neck over that.  Then you need a XXXL+ t-shirt over that, followed by a gym sweatshirt (preferably longer in the back than the front).  Then put a hoodie over that. 

Then add some baggy sweats, high top runners, a duffel bag (containing chalk pre-during-post-future-post apocalyptic shake, the entire Inzer line of lifting accessories) with a shoulder strap, gallon water jug, backwards cap, lifting straps that you never take off. 

You'll be off to a good start.
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 20, 2009, 05:57:15 PM
For your upper body layering is the key.  You need to start with a string tank top, and the put a t-shirt with a low neck over that.  Then you need a XXXL+ t-shirt over that, followed by a gym sweatshirt (preferably longer in the back than the front).  Then put a hoodie over that. 

Then add some baggy sweats, high top runners, a duffel bag (containing chalk pre-during-post-future-post apocalyptic shake, the entire Inzer line of lifting accessories) with a shoulder strap, gallon water jug, backwards cap, lifting straps that you never take off. 

You'll be off to a good start.

did the ones in bold today, clearly I need to up my game though
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: CalvinH on November 20, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
did the ones in bold today, clearly I need to up my game though


I thought you said you shaved your head?
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 20, 2009, 06:44:17 PM
"Warm Up" in the sauna
Title: Re: Going For Full Permabulker Look
Post by: disturbia on November 20, 2009, 06:55:09 PM

I thought you said you shaved your head?

whatever the fuck its called---buzzed it