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Title: This guy I know...
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 20, 2009, 04:47:48 PM
...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: Nails on November 20, 2009, 04:52:29 PM
i forgot where i heard this, but they say that a guys penis is the cleanest part of his body, cus when you get out the shower you put it inside some clean underwear and it stays there clean until you grab it with your dirty hands, but as for your question, YES HE IS GAY, there has to be a 20min grace period before handling food
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 20, 2009, 04:55:46 PM
i forgot where i heard this, but they say that a guys penis is the cleanest part of his body, cus when you get out the shower you put it inside some clean underwear and it stays there clean until you grab it with your dirty hands, but as for your question, YES HE IS GAY, there has to be a 20min grace period before handling food

thank god for baking time! I'm  He'll be so relieved!
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: tendonitis on November 20, 2009, 05:01:46 PM
...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.

HAHA.....not gay at all.  real men don't wash their hands after cranking one out no matter what they're doing next.
I mean seriously, when you jack off 4 or 5 times a day who's going to bother with all that hand washing.
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: ironneck on November 20, 2009, 05:06:09 PM
mhh pretty gay i would say but it depends on how clean his cokc is
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 20, 2009, 05:06:48 PM
The same guy I know is about to finish off the pizza, wash it off with some Fanta, have a Nestle Milk Chocolate, cigarette, and then look up diet programs online.
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: Nails on November 20, 2009, 05:08:23 PM
what would be funny if he washed his hands after he ate the pizza??
so you like the taste of dick on your pizza, but not the taste of pizza on your hand??
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: kiwiol on November 20, 2009, 05:46:28 PM
...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.

Only if he thinks the pizza tastes better with the extra flavoring / sauce
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: wavelength on November 20, 2009, 05:49:47 PM
why would you know that?
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 20, 2009, 11:51:00 PM
(http://img6.travelblog.org/Photos/90/284587/t/2411534-Tough-looking-baker-0.jpg)
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: cross-of-iron on November 20, 2009, 11:59:57 PM
HAHA.....not gay at all.  real men don't wash their hands after cranking one out no matter what they're doing next.
I mean seriously, when you jack off 4 or 5 times a day who's going to bother with all that hand washing.

haha
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: HTexan on November 21, 2009, 12:24:40 AM
...just ate a pizza with his bare hands.


But he jerked off right before that and forgot to wash his hands.


Is he gay?


Tell me about guys you know.
did he eat the crust?
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2009, 05:14:16 AM
did he eat the crust?

Thread update!!

Yes, he ate the crust.
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: dr.chimps on November 21, 2009, 05:18:09 AM
why would you know that?
x2   :-X
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 21, 2009, 05:20:56 AM
why would you know that?

you don't climb up and look through your neighbors windows at night while smoking a cigarette, wavelength?
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: lesaucer on November 21, 2009, 10:13:58 AM




hahahhahaha
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on November 21, 2009, 10:15:32 AM
this guy i know once took a dump in a sink.....in teh girls bathroom....at univ or maryland...


twas my brother  ;D
Title: Re: This guy I know...
Post by: johnnynoname on November 21, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
this guy i know told me that if you are still tired when you wake up then you probably have AIDS