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Title: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 21, 2009, 08:00:48 AM
We should compile a list of 'Getbig' only sayings or words...

epic

monster

brutal quad sweep

outed

mass monster

permabulker

etc.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Spike on November 21, 2009, 02:17:48 PM
its an obsolete vernacular

who is this from getbig??


Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 21, 2009, 02:23:51 PM
gayer than

owned

pwned

no homo

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Man of Steel on November 21, 2009, 03:17:46 PM
pip
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: haider on November 21, 2009, 03:21:27 PM
monster triceps

brutal black skin

Squadfather

epic delusions

Slurp  :P

That's not Lee Priest

all drugs

(no homo)

Hiney Rimjob

3x (at least) uncrowned Mr. Olympia

and many others
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 21, 2009, 06:13:30 PM
monster triceps

brutal black skin

Squadfather

epic delusions

Slurp  :P

That's not Lee Priest

all drugs

(no homo)

Hiney Rimjob

3x (at least) uncrowned Mr. Olympia

and many others

Hi, Dave.

Hi, Alex.

He died for you bitches!

oh, brother  ::)
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Marty Champions on November 21, 2009, 06:15:20 PM
muscle gayning
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: calfzilla on November 21, 2009, 06:18:43 PM
Advices

Surprise sex 

Twink

Bacne

ILS 

teh AIDS

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 21, 2009, 06:20:01 PM
penoris

he won't recover
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 21, 2009, 06:21:04 PM
Livin' the dream



Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Topskin69 on November 21, 2009, 06:23:15 PM

Im your huckleberry is one that only real Getbiggers know about.

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 21, 2009, 06:23:59 PM
When Titus gets out...

Like a deep tissue massage, except inside your ass
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: calfzilla on November 21, 2009, 06:24:56 PM
Just got off the phone with...

Mirage Hotel near the ice machine
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 21, 2009, 06:27:28 PM
Dave will return in the fullness of time.

Is there something?
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: tendonitis on November 21, 2009, 06:27:37 PM
it's only gay if you want it to be gay

baby momma drama

hope this helps

offseason, clearly offseason

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: kiwiol on November 21, 2009, 06:28:47 PM
Dubai, India
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 21, 2009, 06:28:53 PM
haha

outed

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 21, 2009, 06:29:13 PM
All Drugs

Oil Bag
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: calfzilla on November 21, 2009, 06:32:53 PM
Up the dosage

I'd hit it! 

All synthol

Newb

PED 

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on November 21, 2009, 06:35:17 PM
Shawanda
Valvoline
ninjas
plumboism
natural = 4000mg/week
lifetime natty = 4000mg/day
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 21, 2009, 06:37:02 PM
Twila

epic use of copy/paste

that's a dude
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: calfzilla on November 21, 2009, 06:42:13 PM
Tranny? 
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 21, 2009, 06:45:00 PM
dead by 30
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: benchmstr on November 21, 2009, 07:47:03 PM
scat lecock

(total homo)

epic gums

ice machine at the mirage

bench
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: MB_722 on November 21, 2009, 10:12:41 PM
shut your mouth convict
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 21, 2009, 10:19:37 PM
Are there things, "insert name"?
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Kwon on November 21, 2009, 10:35:34 PM
Hope this helps

Settle down Stella

Shut your mouth convict

Brutal ...

Gayer than ...

Epic ...

Dave Czech

Jean Francois Papillon

Are there things ...

PED

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 21, 2009, 10:39:02 PM
"i hooked up with/fucked/talked to this ____girl today/last night/before etc.."

pure getbig vernacular
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 22, 2009, 08:52:45 AM
Back off!
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: dawakaman on November 22, 2009, 08:55:11 AM
"I bet your the type of guy that..."
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 22, 2009, 08:56:02 AM
"I bet your the type of guy that..."

Hahaha..one of my all time fav's!
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 22, 2009, 08:56:59 AM
Hahaha..one of my all time fav's!


Classic Squadfather/sarcasm......in fact, a lot of the stuff listed is his stuff.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: WingedLion on November 22, 2009, 09:04:17 AM
it's only gay if you want it to be

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!

BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM !!!



Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 22, 2009, 09:05:01 AM
Classic Squadfather/sarcasm......in fact, a lot of the stuff listed is his stuff.

Probably at least half the list...

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: jaejonna on November 22, 2009, 09:10:25 AM
jaej0wn3d
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Deadpool on November 22, 2009, 09:40:20 AM
team gayer than...that rocks
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 22, 2009, 10:05:02 AM
Can't believe no one mentioned 'sammich' yet :)
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: johnnynoname on November 22, 2009, 10:05:52 AM
jaej0wn3d

that term doesn't exist
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 22, 2009, 10:08:05 AM
that term doesn't exist

Don't johnny.  He's been pushing that for like 3 years now trying to make it happen.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on November 22, 2009, 10:09:18 AM
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"

"I bet you're the kind of "man" who..."

"9/11 was an inside job/bush's fault"

"if he's natty then god cursed him with the biggest nipples i've ever seen"

"porch monkey"

"bump"

"this thread has potential"

"deleted in 4, 3, 2, .."

and of course......

(http://)
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: johnnynoname on November 22, 2009, 10:09:47 AM
Don't johnny.  He's been pushing that for like 3 years now trying to make it happen.

he needs to tie some dental floss around his eyes and go run into a wall
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Kwon on November 22, 2009, 10:28:22 AM
In retrospect, SquadFather made what Getbig is today.

Say what you want about Sarcasm, but 80 % of these Epic Lines that made Getbig famous comes from him.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: tendonitis on November 22, 2009, 10:44:41 AM
calm down gloria

I have a friend who.......

shebeast
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 22, 2009, 10:47:36 AM
bay likey

brutal

clearly offseason

would you hit it?
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 22, 2009, 10:52:10 AM
mudshark

offcourse

Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: brooklynbruiser on November 22, 2009, 10:56:17 AM
it's only gay if you want it to be

EDIT: Damn...Sev beat me to it.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 22, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
he needs to tie some dental floss around his eyes and go run into a wall

Hahahha @ johny owning ja3j0wna
;)
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Butterbean on November 22, 2009, 06:42:43 PM
clan down

slurp :P

big beef it beetil
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: calfzilla on November 22, 2009, 09:41:51 PM
Pics or it never happened. 
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 22, 2009, 09:46:12 PM
This thread is a prime example of why getbig is dying a slow death. Nobody can say it wasn't a good run.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 22, 2009, 11:02:21 PM
Billy Smith........ Flex Wheeler.......... Golds Gym.......... 0.0%

 ;D
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 22, 2009, 11:03:05 PM
Do you ever get your girlfriend to finger your ass when she gives you a blow job......
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 22, 2009, 11:35:10 PM
clan down

slurp :P

big beef it beetil

YOU"RE  rethaf ruo  :o :o !!??!!

"are you implying that........"

"post a pic...stud"

"Pics or it didn't happen"

"All eggs whites aren't the same"
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 22, 2009, 11:43:22 PM
Do not talk directly to ........
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 22, 2009, 11:43:57 PM
Skinny mini.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: webcake on November 22, 2009, 11:47:43 PM
Hang on tight!
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Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Tapeworm on November 22, 2009, 11:53:07 PM
This thread is a prime example of why getbig is dying a slow death. Nobody can say it wasn't a good run.

That's not true!  THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rzdB5a4kLAo/SaiIgrfAoiI/AAAAAAAANQo/QlRyydG82XI/s400/WAH.jpg)
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Parker on November 23, 2009, 01:00:34 AM
"We all date supermodels"
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: grktownmuscle on November 23, 2009, 01:28:37 AM
schmoe
schmoeing
schmoeage
(no schmoe)
"strong in this one"...as in,
"the schmoe is STRONG IN THIS ONE"
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: grktownmuscle on November 23, 2009, 01:34:34 AM
"she isn't into 110lb metrosexual twinks"
"Vernacular"
"chocolate face"
"penoris"
"offseason, clearly offseason"
Title: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Jamaal on February 24, 2017, 05:11:05 PM
Any resident Getbig lifers, long time posters, or fanatics and obsessives -

Feel free to post any slang and its meaning to you below.

Most of the things posted on this site appear to be inside jokes; strange trying to navigate this site when a couple users laugh over a decade old joke strictly found on these boards.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Nick Danger on February 24, 2017, 05:15:36 PM
Dubai, India

Ice machine at The Mirage

...of peace
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Jamaal on February 24, 2017, 05:16:17 PM
Someone explained the ice machine and the PJ Braun/Bob joke earlier today.

What is Dubai joke?
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Nick Danger on February 24, 2017, 05:17:48 PM
Someone explained the ice machine and the PJ Braun/Bob joke earlier today.

What is Dubai joke?

I don't know the origin but everyone refers to Dubai as a city in India.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on February 24, 2017, 05:18:33 PM
Liar Priest chilidogged Booty.

They should spank black kids harder in schools; they've tried everything else.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Jamaal on February 24, 2017, 05:20:46 PM
Liar Priest chilidogged Booty.

They should spank black kids harder in schools; they've tried everything else.


"Liar" priest? Would've thought that was the joke in and of itself!
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Tennisballz on February 24, 2017, 05:39:16 PM
"_____ heaths wide"

"Gayer than _____"

Jokes about shizzo(a long time and controversial member) fellating men and/or drinking alcohol.

The member 'tbombz' wearing a bunny suit with a hole in the butt area.(not sure the story here)

Hebrew = black people
Dindus = black delinquents

All pictures with lawns are compared to 'navy mikes' lawn.  A famous photo with him posing in a clearly neglected lawn

There's an Arab looking fellow named 'joon' wh apparently runs tons of gimmicks.

These are a few I've learned here in the 2 years I've been around.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Taffin on February 24, 2017, 05:39:46 PM
Hmmmm.... this thread be
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Jamaal on February 24, 2017, 05:47:38 PM
"_____ heaths wide"

"Gayer than _____"

Jokes about shizzo(a long time and controversial member) fellating men and/or drinking alcohol.

The member 'tbombz' wearing a bunny suit with a hole in the butt area.(not sure the story here)

Hebrew = black people
Dindus = black delinquents

All pictures with lawns are compared to 'navy mikes' lawn.  A famous photo with him posing in a clearly neglected lawn

There's an Arab looking fellow named 'joon' wh apparently runs tons of gimmicks.

These are a few I've learned here in the 2 years I've been around.

Quality! Thanks mate. Answered a few of the ones seen so far!

Keep these going!
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on February 24, 2017, 05:55:54 PM
Someone explained the ice machine and the PJ Braun/Bob joke earlier today.

What is Dubai joke?
there is no joke about pj and bob-they are both jokes and the ice machine mirage hotel is fact, not joke

Pj is a scumbag and one of if not the stupidest man in the supp industry

There is no Dubai joke
Everyone knows Dubai is in India
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: BB on February 24, 2017, 06:00:53 PM
I don't know the origin but everyone refers to Dubai as a city in India.

This guy - www.instagram.com/mtsinkorang/?hl=en knows the secret.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Tapeworm on February 24, 2017, 06:01:56 PM
Don't feel bad.  I never got them either.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: njflex on February 24, 2017, 06:02:14 PM
'THATS NOT'''IF SOMEONE  RESEMBLES ANOTHER PERSON
IF A TRANNY LOOKING FEMALE BBER IS BLONDE AND LOOKS LIKE DEE SNIDER FROM TWISTED SISTER YOU SAY'DEE SNIDER UPPED TA DOSE'
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: calfzilla on February 24, 2017, 06:31:17 PM
Jamaal are you a ni**er or a sandni**er?
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: FREAKgeek on February 24, 2017, 06:34:36 PM
Jamaal are you a ni**er or a sandni**er?

Fuck off with that shit.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Marty Champions on February 24, 2017, 06:39:46 PM
jamall 38th incarnation of lex reeves , uncle joon, josh harridan ect
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Grape Ape on February 24, 2017, 06:55:43 PM
  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Never1AShow on February 24, 2017, 07:03:09 PM
PIP for anyone who is purple with blood pressure.

Is he saved? = making fun of Christians by atheists

Girls and sons (too long, just google)

Mypersonalhell = something NavyMike posted about a fully loaded leg press

NavyMike = a guy who retired from the navy because of a knee injury then collected disability and leg pressed

Kevin Levrone= making a comeback looking like shit and lying about your age
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: tres_taco_combo on February 24, 2017, 07:04:37 PM
good shit as a total newb I love to know the history of the local lay out
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: The Scott on February 24, 2017, 07:09:34 PM
In memoriam:  FTN .
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Nick Danger on February 24, 2017, 07:11:33 PM
PIP for anyone who is purple with blood pressure.

Is he saved? = making fun of Christians by atheists

Girls and sons (too long, just google)

Mypersonalhell = something NavyMike posted about a fully loaded leg press

NavyMike = a guy who retired from the navy because of a knee injury then collected disability and leg pressed

Kevin Levrone= making a comeback looking like shit and lying about your age

NavyMike also used a disabled placard on his car...I believe it was his downfall on here.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Tennisballz on February 24, 2017, 07:13:07 PM
-Was it the member 'groink' who had someone claim he had died in a car wreck?  

-who was the guy that borrowed 4000$ to buy a black pickup?

-there was a great thread where the member 'suckmymuscle' challenged the very well respected, loved and admired member/mod 'onemorerep'.  Suckmymuscle was exposed as a skinny shrimp troll.  This was before my time.

-a member named 'arce' conned some other members out of money.  This was also before my time here.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: SF1900 on February 24, 2017, 07:15:27 PM
-Was it the member 'groink' who had someone claim he had died in a car wreck?  

-who was the guy that borrowed 4000$ to buy a black pickup?

-there was a great thread where the member 'suckmymuscle' challenged the very well respected, loved and admired member/mod 'onemorerep'.  Suckmymuscle was exposed as a skinny shrimp troll.  This was before my time.

-a member named 'arce' conned some other members out of money.  This was also before my time here.


-Was it the member 'groink' who had someone claim he had died in a car wreck? SHIZZO

-who was the guy that borrowed 4000$ to buy a black pickup? FLINESTONES

-there was a great thread where the member 'suckmymuscle' challenged the very well respected, loved and admired member/mod 'onemorerep'.  Suckmymuscle was exposed as a skinny shrimp troll.  This was before my time.

-a member named 'arce' conned some other members out of money.  This was also before my time here- QUICKERBLADE as well


Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: _aj_ on February 24, 2017, 07:20:42 PM
-Was it the member 'groink' who had someone claim he had died in a car wreck? SHIZZO

-who was the guy that borrowed 4000$ to buy a black pickup? FLINESTONES

-there was a great thread where the member 'suckmymuscle' challenged the very well respected, loved and admired member/mod 'onemorerep'.  Suckmymuscle was exposed as a skinny shrimp troll.  This was before my time.

-a member named 'arce' conned some other members out of money.  This was also before my time here- QUICKERBLADE as well




Groink also tried a fake car accident to get out of paying Walter White his $600.

Flintstones tried to get Getbig to pony up the $4k for the black truck after some women dissed his shitbox ride. All he got was a lot more shit.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Tennisballz on February 24, 2017, 07:24:17 PM
-Was it the member 'groink' who had someone claim he had died in a car wreck? SHIZZO

-who was the guy that borrowed 4000$ to buy a black pickup? FLINESTONES

-there was a great thread where the member 'suckmymuscle' challenged the very well respected, loved and admired member/mod 'onemorerep'.  Suckmymuscle was exposed as a skinny shrimp troll.  This was before my time.

-a member named 'arce' conned some other members out of money.  This was also before my time here- QUICKERBLADE as well



thanks!  :)
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: SF1900 on February 24, 2017, 07:24:58 PM
Groink also tried a fake car accident to get out of paying Walter White his $600.

Flintstones tried to get Getbig to pony up the $4k for the black truck after some women dissed his shitbox ride. All he got was a lot more shit.

ahhh, yes, groink too.

Flinestones is still 21.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: SF1900 on February 24, 2017, 07:25:46 PM
thanks!  :)

But, as AJ said, Groink also faked the car accident.

Quickerblade and ARCE were supposedly in cahoots.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on February 24, 2017, 07:28:20 PM
Hmmmm.... this thread be
A classic
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on February 24, 2017, 07:32:21 PM
I took a hiatus for a few years. What is the WoooooShhhh reference?
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: BB on February 24, 2017, 08:53:52 PM
I took a hiatus for a few years. What is the WoooooShhhh reference?

A poster named Pet Shop Boys usually adds that to the end of his posts. Some times it denotes a joke, post, etc.... going over a poster's head. Other times it's just a sign off.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: ESFitness on February 24, 2017, 09:07:00 PM
I see arce on fb. See he's married and whatnot. Dont quite have the heart to remind him of the $15 he owes me.. Or somebody owes me... From when he claimed to be homeless living out of a car.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: local hero on February 25, 2017, 12:08:51 AM
Gayer than explaining getbig histories, you should all feel ashamed. Dont help these c.unts out for fucks sake
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: kreator on February 25, 2017, 04:42:47 AM
Gayer than explaining getbig histories, you should all feel ashamed. Dont help these c.unts out for fucks sake

it's only gay if you want it to be
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: CalvinH on February 25, 2017, 05:22:58 AM
Original thread,never done before.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: _aj_ on February 25, 2017, 05:27:26 AM
Gayer than explaining getbig histories, you should all feel ashamed. Dont help these c.unts out for fucks sake

I will admit that I was disappoint to see the topic of Dubai, India discussed so openly. Watching people meltdown on that is one of life's purest pleasures.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: _aj_ on February 25, 2017, 05:27:57 AM
Original thread,never done before.

10 pages, easy.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: wes on February 25, 2017, 05:49:02 AM
You look like hammered shit!

You look like a bag of smashed assholes!

NO HOMO

My favorite:
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ...................FUCKF ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: wes on February 25, 2017, 05:50:46 AM
You look like a cross between freshly hammered shit and a fresh bag of smashed assholes !!     ;D
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Never1AShow on February 25, 2017, 05:53:11 AM
Explain:

White towel

Grapefruit
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Kwon on February 25, 2017, 06:01:50 AM
Did he died?


Pose of Cancer



Hope this Helps



Homewrecker



Only Gay if you want it to be



Dubai, India


Mirage Ice Machine


Gayer than ...


fucked by fella


Khofo

Khof

fella
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: wes on February 25, 2017, 06:02:18 AM
I wouldn`t piss in the OP`s ear if his brain was on fire!!  :D
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Kwon on February 25, 2017, 06:11:06 AM
Some Classics:

hipolito mejia aka Joel, your mundane, harelip lisped commentaries, however inaccurate, do provide a glimpse into your oblong headed obsession with man-bear-pigs as well as your heroic attempts to steal a pair of their soiled and worn y-fronts to wear as a face mask to huff through as Darth Gaydar while you stalk cub scouts outside the local YMCA.  

Aside from the warped and vile thoughts which fester in that colossal boil you call a head, which would make Chris Hanson weep, you constantly mash those quim coated snausages on your Hewlett Packard soft-key starting threads which rival the entertainment value of watching "tbombz" braid his rastafari-esque taint hairs in different lanyard patterns which he learned in day camp. Because these sickening images get your mis-shapen dradle of a penis at half mast that doesn't mean you need to keep posting new threads.

Now, kindly squat your gelatinous carcass on all fours which is no new position, and walk your way out through getbigs 'doggie door' before I wrap your single stranded Ace Ventura cowlick around that greasy eczema infested neck, use your suspenders to hang you from the top of the Rainbow buffet flag pole, and watch you get the "21 fag salute", you vile heathen.

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Freespirit and NOABSENCEOFMUSCLE were driving through the desert looking for some camels to suck off, when suddenly their pink fiat 500 broke down.

After pushing it for a few miles, stopping briefly to change train positions, they happened upon a small garage at the side of the road. While they were waiting for the mechanic to look it over, Freespirit popped into the small shop attached to the garage to buy himself and his lover a frozen treat to cool off.
As the sat sharing eachothers ice creams, the mechanic came from under the hood and remarked "Looks like you guys blew a couple of seals...."

Wiping his bottom lip NOABSENCEOFMUSCLE replied "Oh I wish I had grandpa, but I'm afraid it's just the ice cream!"

oh brother what a couple of gaylords.

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CREALMADRID's mom got so tired of catching him with his pants unzipped browsing muscularhunks.com that she hired a marching band 24/7 following her around for him to take notice of her approaching his room.

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hahaha "Jamaal" got fired from his job working on the roads for
stealing the rd cones , he wasn't stealing them intentionally but
was sticking them up his asshole on breaks and just forgot they were there.

Gayer than having a rectum the size of a manhole-cover.



OH BROTHER...
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: wes on February 25, 2017, 06:12:50 AM
Funny Stuff Of Peace !!  LOL  :D
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Nether Animal on February 25, 2017, 06:24:47 AM
  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: beakdoctor on February 25, 2017, 07:36:52 AM
Option D
Sign the waiver
10 names
Bee pollen
Just the finishing touch
Tiny tit
Won't recover
Bank account
Deep tissue massage
Don't take kindly to disrespect
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Tapeworm on February 25, 2017, 07:43:12 AM
And boy are my arms tired. 
Take my wife.  Please!
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: HTexan on February 25, 2017, 07:51:24 AM
coach is a soap stud lover story.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: wes on February 25, 2017, 08:11:34 AM
Girls and sons.................... ...........    :D
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Kwon on February 25, 2017, 08:15:32 AM
GIMME 10 NAMES!!!(http://dynastyseries.com/wp-content/2017/02/danii-dynastyseries-06507.jpg)
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: njflex on February 25, 2017, 08:19:59 AM
...NUTZ THE PIC...

BOTH MAIN CHARACTERS FROM DIE HARD ARE DEAD

still..nutz..the pic
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Tapeworm on February 25, 2017, 08:22:25 AM
Why the long face? 
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Jamaal on February 25, 2017, 09:06:31 AM
PIP for anyone who is purple with blood pressure.

Is he saved? = making fun of Christians by atheists

Girls and sons (too long, just google)

Mypersonalhell = something NavyMike posted about a fully loaded leg press

NavyMike = a guy who retired from the navy because of a knee injury then collected disability and leg pressed

Kevin Levrone= making a comeback looking like shit and lying about your age

Good to know about PIP.

After reading the initial replies, thought it might be "post in peace".
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: calfzilla on February 25, 2017, 09:11:33 AM
Did he died?


Pose of Cancer



Hope this Helps



Homewrecker



Only Gay if you want it to be



Dubai, India


Mirage Ice Machine


Gayer than ...


fucked by fella


Khofo

Khof

fella

Am Sirius!

Am Afraid!
Title: Re: Beginners Guide to Getbig jargon/slang and inside jokes
Post by: Jamaal on February 25, 2017, 09:15:31 AM
You look like hammered shit!

You look like a bag of smashed assholes!

NO HOMO

My favorite:
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ...................FUCKF ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Seen you post the "welcome" quote a couple times. The smashing of the exclamation point and 1 key is great.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Grape Ape on February 25, 2017, 11:35:17 AM
Thinking "jamaal" won't be long for this place.

Also, anyone who answered this thread will have their internet cred adjusted downwards a bit.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: rocco-x on February 25, 2017, 11:40:14 AM
Word used most on getbig...gimmick.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: _aj_ on February 25, 2017, 11:51:17 AM
Thinking "jamaal" won't be long for this place.

Also, anyone who answered this thread will have their internet cred adjusted downwards a bit.

Dang!
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Never1AShow on February 25, 2017, 11:54:43 AM
Any reference to 240 (2fatty) being gone is because he talked a lot of smack about Trump being a plant for Hillary but then fled the board a little before the election and hasn't been seen or taken his comeuppance since Trump won.

Shizzo at least took his comeuppance before he fled.

Any reference to August 6th involves Shizzo claiming at some point that he would return in glory on that date.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: _aj_ on February 25, 2017, 12:01:57 PM
Any reference to 240 (2fatty) being gone is because he talked a lot of smack about Trump being a plant for Hillary but then fled the board a little before the election and hasn't been seen or taken his comeuppance since Trump won.

Shizzo at least took his comeuppance before he fled.

Any reference to August 6th involves Shizzo claiming at some point that he would return in glory on that date.

August 6 was the date of the famed Trainer and his big reveal. The date came and went and the memory card on his camera failed. It's now the totemic date for any claimed future pics of a shit-talking gimmick.

For instance, 8 Inch Biceps will be posting pics of his 300 pound ripped physique on Aug 6.
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Nick Danger on February 25, 2017, 12:06:10 PM
August 6 was the date of the famed Trainer and his big reveal. The date came and went and the memory card on his camera failed. It's now the totemic date for any claimed future pics of a shit-talking gimmick.

For instance, 8 Inch Biceps will be posting pics of his 300 pound ripped physique on Aug 6.

Ahh the Trainer, that guy was a hoot!
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Jamaal on February 25, 2017, 12:48:08 PM
Thinking "jamaal" won't be long for this place.

Also, anyone who answered this thread will have their internet cred adjusted downwards a bit.

Reason being... Because the thread was merged?
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Kwon on February 25, 2017, 01:28:01 PM
Am Sirius


Am Afraid







...STILL NUTZ... THE VERNACULAR...



HTH

PTP
Title: Re: teh Getbig Vernacular...
Post by: Never1AShow on February 25, 2017, 02:43:38 PM
August 6 was the date of the famed Trainer and his big reveal. The date came and went and the memory card on his camera failed. It's now the totemic date for any claimed future pics of a shit-talking gimmick.

For instance, 8 Inch Biceps will be posting pics of his 300 pound ripped physique on Aug 6.

That's right, thanks for the correction