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Title: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: HTexan on November 23, 2009, 06:09:21 PM
I am thinking dallas cowboy gear.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: Smokincrazy on November 23, 2009, 06:14:27 PM
Cock spittoon for beside the bed
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Post by: disturbia on November 23, 2009, 06:19:58 PM
sequined thong and collection of Olympia DVD's 200-2009
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: mass 04 on November 23, 2009, 06:34:29 PM
Nair
rice cooker
body glitter
GNC Goldcard
A weeks stay at the Mirage
an ice machine
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 06:35:48 PM
1 year subscription to MuscleGalleryTM
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: HTexan on November 23, 2009, 06:37:43 PM
1 year subscription to MuscleGalleryTM
that's gay :-\
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: mass 04 on November 23, 2009, 06:58:45 PM
1 year subscription to MuscleGalleryTM
get out of my mind.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 06:59:18 PM
that's gay :-\

"Only if you want it to be" TM
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 23, 2009, 07:02:59 PM
assless chaps
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Post by: lovemonkey on November 23, 2009, 07:07:12 PM
I think we all know what UKGold would like to have for christmas.
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Post by: stuntmovie on November 23, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
For something real good... a $500 gift certificate for the Encore Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas,

That just might cover a one night stay and a decent meal at Sinatra's.

You might have to have some additional pocket change for a few hours in XS following that Italian meal.

Not cheap but your lady will love ya for it.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: Nasty Nate on November 23, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
A custom real doll! http://www.realdoll.com/

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Post by: lovemonkey on November 23, 2009, 07:13:06 PM
A custom real doll! http://www.realdoll.com/



That's not creepy at all. ::)
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 07:15:45 PM
A custom real doll! http://www.realdoll.com/



Hulkster would get one if they made a Ronnie model.

I shudder to think what would happen if they made a Nasser model :-X
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: Nasty Nate on November 23, 2009, 07:18:23 PM
That's not creepy at all. ::)

lol they cost like 6 grand too... personally i'd rather just pay a hooker 20 bucks
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: lovemonkey on November 23, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
Hulkster would get one if they made a Ronnie model.

I shudder to think what would happen if they made a Nasser model :-X

It would most likely have an inflatable function, kinda similar to those sneakers back in the day that you could pump up. You can also choose which eye is going to look in the wrong direction.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: Nasty Nate on November 23, 2009, 07:22:33 PM
It would most likely have an inflatable function, kinda similar to those sneakers back in the day that you could pump up. You can also choose which eye is going to look in the wrong direction.

those dolls are made of silicone i think... but yes if there was a nasser doll you could make it googly eyed
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Post by: che on November 23, 2009, 07:24:06 PM
 :o
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Post by: lovemonkey on November 23, 2009, 07:24:33 PM
those dolls are made of silicone i think... but yes if there was a nasser doll you could make it googly eyed

Yes but it would have airchambers in specific locations such as biceps, lateral and posterior delts.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 07:28:19 PM
You can also choose which eye is going to look in the wrong direction.

LOL

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Post by: bigdumbbell on November 23, 2009, 07:34:24 PM
:o
bu-bye
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Post by: uberman09 on November 23, 2009, 07:48:17 PM
i bet onlyme bought one of these dolls.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: 2Thick on November 23, 2009, 07:54:26 PM
Hulkster would get one if they made a Ronnie model.

I shudder to think what would happen if they made a Nasser model :-X

 ;D

Until then, real men will have to settle for a lifetime membership to The Team, along with a pair of soiled manties for each day of the week.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: WillGrant on November 23, 2009, 11:20:07 PM
:o
hahaha wiggs in heaven

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=307682.0;attach=347915;image)
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: HTexan on November 24, 2009, 12:30:45 AM
hahaha wiggs in heaven

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=307682.0;attach=347915;image)
:D
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: JasonH on November 24, 2009, 12:32:20 AM
Hulkster would get one if they made a Ronnie model.

I shudder to think what would happen if they made a Nasser model :-X

It would come with a collection of soiled posing trunks that you could remove and swap online with your fellow Nasser buddies.

It would also have a lazy eye that rolls around in the in the head when you play with it.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: kiwiol on November 24, 2009, 01:10:20 AM
hahaha wiggs in heaven

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=307682.0;attach=347915;image)

Will, are you saying Wiggs' favorite ride is about 9 inches long and attached to a shemale ???


Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: kiwiol on November 24, 2009, 01:13:14 AM
It would come with a collection of soiled posing trunks that you could remove and swap online with your fellow Nasser buddies.

It would also have a lazy eye that rolls around in the in the head when you play with it.

Hahaha and it will say "Pumpkinhead" when you check the arms and delts for Synthol.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: WillGrant on November 24, 2009, 01:22:23 AM
Will, are you saying Wiggs' favorite ride is about 9 inches long and attached to a shemale ???



Kiwi ,I rest my case  ???


Even if that was a man I'd go balls deep with some cock on cock action....no homo
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: kiwiol on November 24, 2009, 01:41:52 AM
Kiwi ,I rest my case  ???



Hahaha oh brother, gayer than a blooper from "Shaving Ryan's privates II" featuring Bruce Patterson & Chris Duffy having a sword fight in the mens room over who gets to drop the soap first.
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: WillGrant on November 24, 2009, 01:47:30 AM
Hahaha oh brother, gayer than a blooper from "Shaving Ryan's privates II" featuring Bruce Patterson & Chris Duffy having a sword fight in the mens room over who gets to drop the soap first.
Hahaha Wiggs is gayer than anal beads
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: webcake on November 24, 2009, 01:48:16 AM
oh dear, what was big niggs thinking?!
Title: Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 24, 2009, 01:53:20 AM
GET EM A TICKET FOR THE MAIN EVENT!  TWO FOR ONE, TONIGHT ONLY BROTHER!