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This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem
When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol
yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best. She wants me to come meet her. What arer the odds I will get stabbed? Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.
(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/46/ry5sdvju13_67029192.jpg)
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LOL!!! chick sounds like a lot of trouble. 17 messages sounds like crazy, or a trap.
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LOL!!! chick sounds like a lot of trouble. 17 messages sounds like crazy, or a trap.
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Have her send you some twazzer shots to view in the safety of your home. (then post them here of course)
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"Plenty of fish" hahahahaha oh brother ::)
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17 messages on their own with no response from you? If so, she's a lemmon. But if it's just an animated conversation then go meet up. Damn she needs better hair care but she's not bad.
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Look at the bright side, Avesher - she'll probably make you a hair doll for Christmas.
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Tap that ass in the parking lot of a hotel and GTFO before she recovers.
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meet in a public place ;)
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Getbig confession: Make her a redhead and she'd look a bit like my x actually.
... right down to teh crazy!
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What arer the odds I will get stabbed?
i think you should do some "stabbing" of your own, if you catch my drift... wink wink ;D
..then promptly excuse yourself from her life permanently
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This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem
When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol
yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best. She wants me to come meet her. What arer the odds I will get stabbed? Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.
(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/46/ry5sdvju13_67029192.jpg)
Bust her man, make sure to wrap up and bring a gun, park your car in a secluded area. 8)
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That is one fugly bitch. She looks like a 90 year old granny.
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This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem
When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol
yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best. She wants me to come meet her. What arer the odds I will get stabbed? Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.
(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/46/ry5sdvju13_67029192.jpg)
Ok dude, here's a serious no bullshit answer. By your description she IS a manic depressive (bi-polar disorder). How do I know? I was married to one for 8 years. I consider myself a quasi expert, I have studied and researched damn near about this when I was married to my former wife. So far without knowing her personal life, she has all of the clinical symptoms so far. STAY AWAY!!
Don't believe me? Look it up!
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Tap that ass in the parking lot of a hotel and GTFO before she recovers.
I concur with this , nail it and run and pics for us to ;D
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I concur with this , nail it and run and pics for us to ;D
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If all your gonna do is smash it and leave no need to worry. She prolly likes anal. ;D
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Defile her posthaste.
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If all your gonna do is smash it and leave no need to worry. She prolly likes anal. ;D
I agree tell her you will meet but on the condition you get your brown belt
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This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem
When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol
yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best. She wants me to come meet her. What arer the odds I will get stabbed? Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.
(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/46/ry5sdvju13_67029192.jpg)
Go for it. All least get some ass. However, don't do something stupid like telling her where you live and such..... :-\
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Ok dude, here's a serious no bullshit answer. By your description she IS a manic depressive (bi-polar disorder). How do I know? I was married to one for 8 years. I consider myself a quasi expert, I have studied and researched damn near about this when I was married to my former wife. So far without knowing her personal life, she has all of the clinical symptoms so far. STAY AWAY!!
Don't believe me? Look it up!
In her defense, so is Disturbia. So many, just maybe, they are perfect for each other..... :-X
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This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem
When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol
yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best. She wants me to come meet her. What arer the odds I will get stabbed? Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.
(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/46/ry5sdvju13_67029192.jpg)
Not hot, crazy....really no point here.
Crazy, but hot, worth the hassle....even then, internet porn my friend.
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In her defense, so is Disturbia. So many, just maybe, they are perfect for each other..... :-X
Then they can both give each other an STD.
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avesher does not get teh hot chicks--no secret there
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avesher does not get teh hot chicks--no secret there
My vote is, go for it. If she kills you, it was your time to go. :-\
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What's the worst that she could do? Kill you after torturing you for hours with hot pokers and feeding you your own entrails?
Don't be a pussy, man. Go for it.
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avesher does not get teh hot chicks--no secret there
But was it 17 messages without any response from you?
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Crazy deranged Bi-polar chicks are teh shit in bed...They wanna do anything and everything to you....
Or so I've been told ;D. After you have a chick take out a headlight with a 20 pound sledgehammer. I tend to stay away from such chicks.
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Crazy deranged Bi-polar chicks are teh shit in bed...They wanna do anything and everything to you....
Or so I've been told ;D. After you have a chick take out a headlight with a 20 pound sledgehammer. I tend to stay away from such chicks.
To be fair....they are ALL nuts. It just the degree of craziness that varies.... :-\
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To be fair....they are ALL nuts. It just the degree of craziness that varies.... :-\
Really starting to wonder. I'm a crazy magnet, no question.
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Really starting to wonder. I'm a crazy magnet, no question.
There is a reason why....
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Really starting to wonder. I'm a crazy magnet, no question.
I wonder that myself. But, it's not "us". It's them. Men, for the most part are fairly simple. Our needs are fairly simplistic:
Fuck us
Feed Us
Leave us alone here and there (aka quiet time)
Women.....fuck, they don't even know what they want. They are emotional roller coasters. Don't think there's such a thing as a sane woman. Again, all of 'em are nuts. I've said it before, I'll say it again...If I could be gay, I'd do it. Just so I wouldn't have to deal with another woman again.... :-\
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There is a reason why....
Naturally. I'll take greater care with my selections in the future but I'm never going to be a ruthless bastard. It's just not in me. I wouldn't want some ice queen applying unforgiving criteria to me either.
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I wonder that myself. But, it's not "us". It's them. Men, for the most part are fairly simple. Our needs are fairly simplistic:
Fuck us
Feed Us
Leave us alone here and there (aka quiet time)
Women.....fuck, they don't even know what they want. They are emotional roller coasters. Don't think there's such a thing as a sane woman. Again, all of 'em are nuts. I've said it before, I'll say it again...If I could be gay, I'd do it. Just so I wouldn't have to deal with another woman again.... :-\
I don't even mind a little bit of crazy. You know, 'cute crazy.' But that's obviously not what we're talking about. I definitely object to the kind of crazy that rules everyone's life who gets sucked into the vortex. Been there. Won't be there again.
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This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem
When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol
yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best. She wants me to come meet her. What arer the odds I will get stabbed? Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.
(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/46/ry5sdvju13_67029192.jpg)
Make sure to talk to her on telephone before you meet her. Then you know she does not have a gimmick account controlled by Sev ;D
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Make sure to talk to her on telephone before you meet her. Then you know she does not have a gimmick account controlled by Sev ;D
LOOL!
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Make sure to talk to her on telephone before you meet her. Then you know she does not have a gimmick account controlled by Sev ;D
hahahahaha
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"Plenty of fish" hahahahaha oh brother ::)
i banged 2 off of that site and both made well over 100k and at 36 100k is a perfect 10
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Ok dude, here's a serious no bullshit answer. By your description she IS a manic depressive (bi-polar disorder). How do I know? I was married to one for 8 years. I consider myself a quasi expert, I have studied and researched damn near about this when I was married to my former wife. So far without knowing her personal life, she has all of the clinical symptoms so far. STAY AWAY!!
Don't believe me? Look it up!
You know how many symptoms have to be prevalent to diagnose someone with any clinical disorder?
The only thing that's odd is that she sent 17 messages in half an hour, which could point to borderline or histrionic disorder just as well.
stick to fitness....
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Yes, I do!!
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phew! ;D
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To be fair....they are ALL nuts. It just the degree of craziness that varies.... :-\
I had to look at the poster again, I thought I wrote this...haha
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Avesh
Did she send you more pics?
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Say something really fucked up and see how she reacts to it...Say something like
"I don't want to touch you physically but would like to have you lay on the floor as I hang off the top of a bunk bed and jerk myself off and try to hit your glasses...I won't leave until you completely can't see out of your glasses...When I accomplish this feat I will run out the door and yell "I sank your battleship" as loud as I can and then you will hear a door slam...It will be that last time we ever speak or write to each other"
Try something like this and see what she has to say ;)
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She's a bunny boiler, bro. Take care. And by take care I mean double bag it.
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I wonder that myself. But, it's not "us". It's them. Men, for the most part are fairly simple. Our needs are fairly simplistic:
Fuck us
Feed Us
Leave us alone here and there (aka quiet time)
Women.....fuck, they don't even know what they want. They are emotional roller coasters. Don't think there's such a thing as a sane woman. Again, all of 'em are nuts. I've said it before, I'll say it again...If I could be gay, I'd do it. Just so I wouldn't have to deal with another woman again.... :-\
i agree buddy
being gay would be a lot easier
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i agree buddy
being gay would be a lot easier
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Would Kevin agree with that?
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Would Kevin agree with that?
hahaha
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Would Kevin agree with that?
probably not, he's quite the ladies man
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Say something really fucked up and see how she reacts to it...Say something like
"I don't want to touch you physically but would like to have you lay on the floor as I hang off the top of a bunk bed and jerk myself off and try to hit your glasses...I won't leave until you completely can't see out of your glasses...When I accomplish this feat I will run out the door and yell "I sank your battleship" as loud as I can and then you will hear a door slam...It will be that last time we ever speak or write to each other"
Try something like this and see what she has to say ;)
hahahaha.... i second this ;D
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the problem with you "disturbia", is that you are enjoying exposing your life and insecurities , and found with internet and this messageboard a great way to do so.
too bad it 's not goign to solve em; you re taking some unhealthy pleasure in whining , as johnnynoname does on a side note.
This is not how you cure your shortcomings. You identify them, and keep from cultivating em. Then ou replace em with something better.
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it would be good of members here to watch disturbia and clue him in when he is experiencing a mania or when he is experiencing a depression and encourage him to up the corresponding medince to keep the current mood from escalating out of control. It would help him immensely. Doctor approved.
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Say something really fucked up and see how she reacts to it...Say something like
"I don't want to touch you physically but would like to have you lay on the floor as I hang off the top of a bunk bed and jerk myself off and try to hit your glasses...I won't leave until you completely can't see out of your glasses...When I accomplish this feat I will run out the door and yell "I sank your battleship" as loud as I can and then you will hear a door slam...It will be that last time we ever speak or write to each other"
Try something like this and see what she has to say ;)
Lol!
The disturbing part is that this came from somewhere. ;D Did you have bunk beds growing up Spoony?
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This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem
When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol
yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best. She wants me to come meet her. What arer the odds I will get stabbed? Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.
(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/46/ry5sdvju13_67029192.jpg)
sounds like a scam or setup to me
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Remember, the crazy ones are the most fun ones ;D
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Only if you don't marry them :(
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Much truth herein.
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No problems if she does anal.
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best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why. So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker. Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome. They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud. This can only turn out hilarious
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best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why. So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker. Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome. They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud. This can only turn out hilarious
Told ya...........was her name Peggy?
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best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why. So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker. Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome. They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud. This can only turn out hilarious
that is tremendous
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best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why. So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker. Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome. They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud. This can only turn out hilarious
LOL
maybe i missed you already answer this but when she sent you 17 messages, were you responding back and forth or did she just send 17 messages without a single response from you?
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maybe i missed you already answer this but when she sent you 17 messages, were you responding back and forth or did she just send 17 messages without a single response from you?
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i sent like 3 back---she would send 5 or 6 rapidly
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So thanks to your hard up roommate this nut job now knows where you live? Kinda defeats the purpose of you going to meet her so she doesn't find that out, no?
Unpleasantness may ensue.
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So thanks to your hard up roommate this nut job now knows where you live? Kinda defeats the purpose of you going to meet her so she doesn't find that out, no?
Unpleasantness may ensue.
ya we will see---she probably isnt interested in me--if you were a chick would you honestly be?
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ya we will see---she probably isnt interested in me--if you were a chick would you honestly be?
Who knows what's in her mind? She's nutty. Now she's jilted. And she knows where you live.
I'd slap the roommate in the head.
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avesher; which one of your personalities was she 'talking' with at the time??...
and LOL @ you calling her crazy... talk about the pot calling the kettle black ::) ::)
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avesher; which one of your personalities was she 'talking' with at the time??...
and LOL @ you calling her crazy... talk about the pot calling the kettle black ::) ::)
Im not crazy Im ,.....ummm...........fuck it Im crazy
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Im not crazy Im ,.....ummm...........fuck it Im crazy
Fuck dude, either way... beggars can't be choosers, take the bitch out...wear a level III vest under your shirt just in case!
and go somewhere public.. smaller chance of her attacking you with witnesses around.
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...wear a level III vest under your shirt just in case!
hmmm... forget the vest but a cut-resistant kevlar shirt might be good. she looks like the 'stabbing' type ;D
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best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why. So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker. Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome. They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud. This can only turn out hilarious
This can only be good, is there recorded audio of the "relations" going on? :-X
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She probably just wants attention, which is why she's sending so many messages. Let's face it, women love to talk, text, et cetera. Like I said before, go for it, before you know she'll be stalking someone else, and you'll be home masturbating...... ;D
Confucius says: "He who not flirt back, get no crack! He who hesitate, masturbate"
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This can only be good, is there recorded audio of the "relations" going on? :-X
no recording devices are available
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Meet her in a public place with a lot of cams around.
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no recording devices are available
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How about you post a play by play when noises start coming from the other room? :D
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How about you post a play by play when noises start coming from the other room? :D
Do a Rainman. When she moans you moan. Hilarity ensues.
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shhhhhhh
Im eavesdropping
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shhhhhhh
Im eavesdropping
*Be as quiet as you can. Do you have a button fly?*
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Remember, the crazy ones are the most fun ones ;D
And have the best pills ;)
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up-date
so they are going out Friday
all my roommate says to me is: do you think she is with another guy right now? Do you think she sees other guys? Thats it. He watched a movie with her once and chickened out doing anything with her after she made the move.
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up-date
so they are going out Friday
all my roommate says to me is: do you think she is with another guy right now? Do you think she sees other guys? Thats it. He watched a movie with her once and chickened out doing anything with her after she made the move.
a couple weeks from now slap your room mate across the face as hard as you can. when he asks why you did that tell him getbig says you're a moron for barking up said tree. let that be the only warning he gets.
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a couple weeks from now slap your room mate across the face as hard as you can. when he asks why you did that tell him getbig says you're a moron for barking up said tree. let that be the only warning he gets.
seems logical--I like it
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up-date
so they are going out Friday
all my roommate says to me is: do you think she is with another guy right now? Do you think she sees other guys? Thats it. He watched a movie with her once and chickened out doing anything with her after she made the move.
Your roommate seems kinda soft, Josh.