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Title: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 11:19:04 AM
so, i think i may have had a change of heart given that i looked at the weather in LV today then i looked at the weather in Miami

so GB, tell me about Miami?

how much will it cost?
how stuck up are the broads?
what is the hot chick to ugly chick ratio (I can already see the "clever" edits on that one  ::))?
anything else
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 11:20:32 AM
also, I really liked vegas because I know that i could make a killing stripping there but maybe I can make a killing in Miami as well- yes? no?

furthermore, while i can appreciate a good looking Spainish girl, i'm really into the all american type- are they aplenty in Miami?  Because I know that that type is aplenty in LV
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 11:33:21 AM
Rob, Mike/ Laura and Steve N. are your Florida Getbiggers. Maybe delta, too. 
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Kwon on December 12, 2009, 11:36:28 AM
Big Mal knows Miami i think.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 11:42:15 AM
Big Mal knows Miami i think.

big mal is in L.A., no?

Quote from: dr.chimps
Rob, Mike/ Laura and Steve N. are your Florida Getbiggers. Maybe delta, too. 

yep
i'm wondering if they are familiar with the Miami scene because Miami to the rest of Florida is kinda like what NYC is to the rest of NY
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Parker on December 12, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
big mal is in L.A., no?

yep
i'm wondering if they are familiar with the Miami scene because Miami to the rest of Florida is kinda like what NYC is to the rest of NY
Big_Mal is Bi-Coastal. And, isn't Bangbros out of Miami? If so there is your answer on the chicks. Basicall, hot chicks flock to the "it" town, which was LV, but then there was the economy meltdown. I've since heard that there was a "mass migration" back to the hotspots of LA, Miami, NYC, and Hotlanta (also known for it's gay and undercover brotha scene).
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 12:03:07 PM
Big_Mal is Bi-Coastal. And, isn't Bangbros out of Miami? If so there is your answer on the chicks. Basicall, hot chicks flock to the "it" town, which was LV, but then there was the economy meltdown. I've since heard that there was a "mass migration" back to the hotspots of LA, Miami, NYC, and Hotlanta (also known for it's gay and undercover brotha scene).

undercover brother was a great movie
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Kwon on December 12, 2009, 12:06:10 PM
Maybe it's Mals sister who lives in Miami, i know they had a party around those parts.

Either way, i assume Mal visits Miami alot, so should know quite a lot of things.

Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 12:14:31 PM
Maybe it's Mals sister who lives in Miami, i know they had a party around those parts.

Either way, i assume Mal visits Miami alot, so should know quite a lot of things.



come to think of it, Mal does look ALOT like Anton, the dude who dated dexter's sister in season's 3 and 4 of "Dexter"
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: jwb on December 12, 2009, 12:18:47 PM
I stay in south beach last year during the election... nice place...

probably considered a party place with loads of gays but it was honestly tamer and less gay than sydney imo but that ain't hard to achieve.

Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: body88 on December 12, 2009, 12:26:58 PM
so, i think i may have had a change of heart given that i looked at the weather in LV today then i looked at the weather in Miami

so GB, tell me about Miami?

how much will it cost?
how stuck up are the broads?
what is the hot chick to ugly chick ratio (I can already see the "clever" edits on that one  ::))?
anything else

Expensive (if your in the beach area)
Very
Lots of hot women
You don't make enough money to live a happy life there.  Trainers and such are a cent a dozen and make no money
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 12:29:34 PM

You don't make enough money to live a happy life there.  Trainers and such are a cent a dozen and make no money

i don't think most of my money will be made from training.  Fact of the matter it would take a good two years to build the clientele to even start to support myself from PT....and that isn't only in Miami- that's everywhere

how about living in the outskirts with the hatians?- i'm pretty good with a knife
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: body88 on December 12, 2009, 12:32:46 PM
i don't think most of my money will be made from training.  Fact of the matter it would take a good two years to build the clientele to even start to support myself from PT....and that isn't only in Miami- that's everywhere

how about living in the outskirts with the hatians?- i'm pretty good with a knife

I only know of south beach, I'm sure you could find adequate living in the general vicinity.  You have nothing to lose, you're in upstate NY now, and even if it doesn't work out, you're young right?  Go.  I told you to move to Miami last year, it was the best fit out of all the cities you proposed.  get a job at one of the hotels on Collins or bartend.  It's epic there and it fits your lifestyle.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 12:40:59 PM
 I told you to move to Miami last year, it was the best fit out of all the cities you proposed.  get a job at one of the hotels on Collins or bartend.  It's epic there and it fits your lifestyle.

lol- it's true

plus, i think i have been getting clues from television because all my favorite shows are based in Miami (Miami Vice, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, Burn Notice)

31 isn't that young however i can pass for 26
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 12, 2009, 12:41:38 PM
come to think of it, Mal does look ALOT like Anton, the dude who dated dexter's sister in season's 3 and 4 of "Dexter"
lol he does.  Dexter is a great fuckin show
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 12:44:27 PM
lol he does.  Dexter is a great fuckin show

it's not even funny how good that show is
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mars on December 12, 2009, 01:25:21 PM
each man face the dead by himself, alone.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 01:27:07 PM
i just realized in re-reading this thread how dumb it is on my part

fact of this matter is that instead of asking if it would be a good place to move, I should just do it (much like body88 alluded to)

sorry, vegas- i'll visit but unless Gina carano is waiting for me with her legs open, I'm Miami bound
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
Been to Miami a few times, hot spanish bitches there for sure. Traffic is really not that bad compared to say Atlanta or L.A....Job competion is bad due to the influx of immigrants and such...and if you drugs there are plenty
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mars on December 12, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 01:33:56 PM
sorry, vegas- i'll visit but unless Gina carano is waiting for me with her legs open, I'm Miami bound
'Where's that Joe Buck johnnynoname?'   ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
'Where's that Joe Buck johnnynoname?'   ;D


that was the first x rated movie ever to win a oscar
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mars on December 12, 2009, 01:37:21 PM
oh really?
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 01:38:24 PM
oh really?

yes

Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 01:39:34 PM
that was the first x rated movie ever to win a oscar
It was, indeed. Great movie. Great song. I had a friend who used to listen to that tune and thought it was so uplifting. I had to clue her in.  ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 01:42:25 PM
It was, indeed. Great movie. Great song. I had a friend who used to listen to that tune and thought it was so uplifting. I had to clue her in.  ;D

you ever her clue her in on the lyrics to "M.A.S.H"?
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mars on December 12, 2009, 01:45:39 PM
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 01:46:24 PM
you ever her clue her in on the lyrics to "M.A.S.H"?
'Suicide is painless.' Nah, she was an airhead. Wouldn't have got the reference. And wouldn't have got 'Dancing in the Dark' or 'Every Breath you Take,' neither.   :-\

/nice titties, tho
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 01:48:06 PM
'Suicide is painless.' Nah, she was an airhead. Wouldn't have got the reference. And wouldn't have got 'Dancing in the Dark' or 'Every Breath you Take,' neither.   :-\

/nice titties, tho

the tits are all that counts

btw, "dancing in the dark" is about being in your early 30's and not using the talent God gave you only to get lost in small town obscurity
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Smokincrazy on December 12, 2009, 01:57:43 PM
the tits are all that counts

btw, "dancing in the dark" is about being in your early 30's and not using the talent God gave you only to get lost in small town obscurity
Its your new theme song
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on December 12, 2009, 02:05:17 PM
the tits are all that counts

btw, "dancing in the dark" is about being in your early 30's and not using the talent God gave you only to get lost in small town obscurity

Johnny South Beach awaits you
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 12, 2009, 02:11:49 PM
if you're hooking or turning tricks JNN it's vegas all the way baby
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: INSOMNIA on December 12, 2009, 02:16:54 PM
its too windy, and nobody speaks english.  :-\
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 02:20:19 PM
Johnny South Beach awaits you
True story. I was in Toronto a few weeks ago, and was waiting for the lights down by Harbourfront. Heard a distinct engine rev and looked over to see a Lambo waiting for the light off the expressway. Kind of a maroon colour, with tinted windows and I think it had a vanity plate, but it had that tinted cover on it so I couldn't read it. Watched it go up Lower Simcoe in 1st, maybe 2nd, and I think it turned into the back the Air Canada Center. Serious machinery.  
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: body88 on December 12, 2009, 02:21:45 PM
lol- it's true

plus, i think i have been getting clues from television because all my favorite shows are based in Miami (Miami Vice, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, Burn Notice)

31 isn't that young however i can pass for 26

True, you're kind of old...but not that old.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on December 12, 2009, 02:26:16 PM
True story. I was in Toronto a few weeks ago, and was waiting for the lights down by Harbourfront. Heard a distinct engine rev and looked over to see a Lambo waiting for the light off the expressway. Kind of a maroon colour, with tinted windows and I think it had a vanity plate, but it had that tinted cover on it so I couldn't read it. Watched it go up Lower Simcoe in 1st, maybe 2nd, and I think it turned into the back the Air Canada Center. Serious machinery.  

Did the vanity plate read " manties " ?

I seen one in everyday traffic bright yellow hard to miss , everyone and their brother taking cell phone pics .
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 02:34:08 PM
True story. I was in Toronto a few weeks ago, and was waiting for the lights down by Harbourfront. Heard a distinct engine rev and looked over to see a Lambo waiting for the light off the expressway. Kind of a maroon colour, with tinted windows and I think it had a vanity plate, but it had that tinted cover on it so I couldn't read it. Watched it go up Lower Simcoe in 1st, maybe 2nd, and I think it turned into the back the Air Canada Center. Serious machinery.  
Richmond St ..there is an office we have there near Air Canada Center..Toronto is bad ass
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 02:40:00 PM
Did the vanity plate read " manties " ?

I seen one in everyday traffic bright yellow hard to miss , everyone and their brother taking cell phone pics .
ROFL. No, I didn't catch it. But a car like that from mantie sales!? Those best be soiled, and well past their sell-by date to get a car like that.  ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Earl1972 on December 12, 2009, 02:41:52 PM
i had a buddy that lived there for a few years, he said he felt like a minority (he's as white as a ghost) but liked it other than that

E
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 02:42:10 PM
Richmond St ..there is an office we have there near Air Canada Center..Toronto is bad ass
I know the area well. Whenever the ACC has a Raptor game, the traffic is chock-a-block with Hummers and Escalades. (no racist)  ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 03:23:30 PM
I know the area well. Whenever the ACC has a Raptor game, the traffic is chock-a-block with Hummers and Escalades. (no racist)  ;D
Lucky I have always been walking there being on business with no car,,,I saw the raptors last year they sucked
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: TacoBell on December 12, 2009, 06:05:48 PM
Miami- women are very very hot.  It is extremely expensive, non-stop party.  Also, twinks of questionable orientation are a dime a dozen....
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: outby43 on December 12, 2009, 06:14:54 PM
When I was in South Beach there a homeless guy with no arms who wanted to fight me because I didn't give him any money.  Gay watching was funny.  I was with my wife so I couldn't really do the single guy thing.  Nice looking women all over the place.  Beach wasn't as nice as I had expected.  Takes a bunch of money to really live the life though.  You would fit in well down there JNN. 
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 12, 2009, 06:17:32 PM
When I was in South Beach there a homeless guy with no arms who wanted to fight me because I didn't give him any money.  Gay watching was funny.  I was with my wife so I couldn't really do the single guy thing.  Nice looking women all over the place.  Beach wasn't as nice as I had expected.  Takes a bunch of money to really live the life though.  You would fit in well down there JNN. 
"gay watching"   LOL
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mobil on December 12, 2009, 07:47:02 PM
my best friend went down there for work for two months.. he makes decent money.. beamer etc... he said all the women would ask him not what kind of car he had... but what kind of yaught.. he would say "i dont own a yaught." they would just straight up walk away.... after he said that
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 08:02:15 PM
if you're hooking or turning tricks JNN it's vegas all the way baby

shit, now i have to legit reconsider Vegas again

btw...i'm not trying to make a joke either
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 08:07:19 PM
Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 08:08:38 PM
 i appreciate all the accounts of those who were in Miami

so far i'm getting that it is nice but (rightfully) expensive
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: che on December 12, 2009, 08:11:21 PM
i appreciate all the accounts of those who were in Miami

so far i'm getting that it is nice but (rightfully) expensive
I used to live in South Beach (pursuing the modeling dream ).
You don't want to be broke over there. Vegas is a better choice.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 08:12:21 PM
Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge.
Wow. That's a long way back to go for a joke. And it's 'Tallahatchie.'  
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 08:14:43 PM
I used to live in South Beach (pursuing the modeling dream ).
You don't want to be broke over there. Vegas is a better choice.

shit, given that you went the same path i'm going on, i think i might take serious consideration back into vegas
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
Wow. That's a long way back to go for a joke. And it's 'Tallahatchie.'  

Nice catch chimps you have been on a roll today.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: James Phoenix on December 12, 2009, 08:16:08 PM
Be like Nike and just do it.

You've got nothin' to loose.

Be like Sal and Dean.

If it sucks, so what?
You move somewhere else with even more stories and memories.
Live, breath, and feel--the world.

+

people are adaptable.
If you're not making it in that scene outright, you'll figure it out eventually.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 08:18:42 PM
Nice catch chimps you have been on a roll today.
Roll!? Naw. GF is out of town so I've been at loose ends for a few days, wearing sweatpants, eating junk food and drinking cider. Totally catabolic.  
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
shit, given that you went the same path i'm going on, i think i might take serious consideration back into vegas
You could always move to western NC in the forrest get a mobile home and live the similar life to Vince Goodrum.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: James Phoenix on December 12, 2009, 08:20:45 PM
Roll!? Naw. GF is out of town so I've been at loose ends for a few days, wearing sweatpants, eating junk food and drinking cider. Totally catabolic.  

Dude, didn't you live in Japan?

Or am I confusing you for someone else?

Edit: That was DonkeyKong.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 08:21:10 PM
Be like Nike and just do it.

You've got nothin' to loose.

Be like Sal and Dean.

If it sucks, so what?
You move somewhere else with even more stories and memories.
Live, breath, and feel--the world.

+

people are adaptable.
If you're not making it in that scene outright, you'll figure it out eventually.

very true

if anything, i have to give it a shot...and if doesn't work, give vegas a shot...or vice versa
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 08:22:27 PM
Roll!? Naw. GF is out of town so I've been at loose ends for a few days, wearing sweatpants, eating junk food and drinking cider. Totally catabolic.  
I detected something was out of order with chimps today
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: James Phoenix on December 12, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
very true

if anything, i have to give it a shot...and if doesn't work, give vegas a shot...or vice versa

Or LA.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
I detected something was out of order with chimps today
I'm living the Swede life.  ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 08:26:06 PM
Or LA.

yes, L.A. as well
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: James Phoenix on December 12, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
yes, L.A. as well

Yeah man. You could be a surfer and live the good life on the beach!
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 08:29:29 PM
I'm living the Swede life.  ;D
Cool we like your posting style better in your relaxed state of being ;D. Swede lives the life man no cubes or nasty work voice mail.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: che on December 12, 2009, 08:30:35 PM
shit, given that you went the same path i'm going on, i think i might take serious consideration back into vegas

If you are willing to do some G4P  you will be fine, the gays rule South Beach that's why I  left.




Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: chaos on December 12, 2009, 08:32:23 PM
yes, L.A. as well
Fuck off out of here, enough fags and immigrants out here already.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: wavelength on December 12, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Roll!? Naw. GF is out of town so I've been at loose ends for a few days, wearing sweatpants, eating junk food and drinking cider.

so business as usual
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 08:34:21 PM
so business as usual
Made me laugh.    ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: che on December 12, 2009, 08:35:08 PM
Fuck off out of here, enough fags and immigrants out here already.

Haaha, JNN is not an immigrant.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: chaos on December 12, 2009, 08:38:43 PM
Haaha, JNN is not an immigrant.
Who were you before anyways? PM me if you don't want Ronaldo to ban your ass again.


And he looks like a New Yawka, he should stay there.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: wavelength on December 12, 2009, 08:40:22 PM
Made me laugh. ;D

because it's true ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: che on December 12, 2009, 08:41:05 PM
.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 08:42:02 PM
because it's true ;D
LOL. Cary Grant, I'm not.    ;D
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 08:43:19 PM
Gator was a nice flick in Florida once...Burt Reynolds...many a man has been dumped in the everglades I wouldnt go there
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 08:44:41 PM
Gator was a nice flick in Florida once...Burt Reynolds...many a man has been dumped in the everglades I wouldnt go there
I remember that pic. Jerry Reed as the bad guy. Great 70's fromage.
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: vic86 on December 13, 2009, 01:25:38 AM
Lived in Miami this past summer.  Was in Doral for a while (past the airport) then moved to SoBE - Lincoln and Collins, in a high rise right on the beach.  The fun there never stops - 24/7.  It gets a little relentless after a while.

Doral is good for families.  Singles want to live in South Beach or Brickell (down town).  Maybe in Coral Gables.  Most of the rentals are condos (not too many apartment buildings) and it takes 2-3 week to move in because you have to be approved by the condo board - it like a 5-10 page application with lots of references required.  Also need 4 months rent up front (first, last, security, and another months rent for the condo security deposit).  Better hope your rental doesn't go into forclosure.  A lot of the buildings I looked at were basically empty because of all the forclosures, especially in Brickell.  Rentals go for $1800-2000 a month for 700-800 square foot 1 bedroom.  Not very cheap.

The traffic is terrible.  Bumper to bumber all the time, crazy South American drivers make their own rules.  Has the most expensive car insurance in the USA as a result.  No parking places open any where and you have to pay to park every where.  This was in the summer -off season.  Gotta be worse in the winter.

Way too hot in the summer, its brutal.

That being said, Miami has the hottest women in the Country by far.  I used to think NYC had good looking women.  Does not even compare to Miami.  Every where you look.  And friendly.  The beach is like a fantasy land.
Thanks for the info,for sure this place has its price, 8)
Title: Re: tell me about living in Miami- anyone
Post by: johnnynoname on December 13, 2009, 02:54:49 AM
Haaha, JNN is not an immigrant.

pw3nd

Quote from: chaos
Fuck off out of here, enough fags and immigrants out here already.


lol, no problem

i can barely afford Albany- L.A. might be out of my reach (money wise)