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Title: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 12, 2009, 07:40:34 PM

I have web access where I work, and my supervisor stopped by my desk a couple of weeks ago, while I was reading a thread on the G&O, and I clicked on the next page while talking to her, (and looking in her direction)....

Well I had no idea what was on the next page, but apparently the first post was the classic shot where Johnny is naked except for an article of clothing covering his *ahem* package...

Well she saw the picture while I was talking to her, (I had no idea what was on the screen), and she freaked! I had to apologize profusely and tell her that I had no idea what was on the website that I had clicked to...

Was wondering if anyone else had some NSFW bodybuilding/Getbig stories...
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: James Phoenix on December 12, 2009, 07:41:17 PM
lol
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 07:42:11 PM
I have web access where I work, and my supervisor stopped by my desk a couple of weeks ago, while I was reading a thread on the G&O, and I clicked on the next page while talking to her, (and looking in her direction)....

Well I had no idea what was on the next page, but apparently the first post was the classic shot where Johnny is naked except for an article of clothing covering his *ahem* package...

Well she saw the picture while I was talking to her, (I had no idea what was on the screen), and she freaked! I had to apologize profusely and tell her that I had no idea what was on the website that I had clicked to...

Was wondering if anyone else had some NSFW bodybuilding/Getbig stories...
Hi Dave! How's St. Louis?    ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: chaos on December 12, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
I have web access where I work, and my supervisor stopped by my desk a couple of weeks ago, while I was reading a thread on the G&O, and I clicked on the next page while talking to her, (and looking in her direction)....

Well I had no idea what was on the next page, but apparently the first post was the classic shot where Johnny is naked except for an article of clothing covering his *ahem* package...

Well she saw the picture while I was talking to her, (I had no idea what was on the screen), and she freaked! I had to apologize profusely and tell her that I had no idea what was on the website that I had clicked to...

Was wondering if anyone else had some NSFW bodybuilding/Getbig stories...
Outed.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 12, 2009, 07:48:46 PM
Hi Dave! How's St. Louis?    ;D

Lol... I am not Dave, but I hear that he is currently residing on the French Rivera, pretentiously swirling Merlot, and having thought provoking discussions about Anarcho-syndicalism, and Heidegger's political ambitions.

He should return in the fullness of time...
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2009, 07:51:58 PM
Lol... I am not Dave, but I hear that he is currently residing on the French Rivera, pretentiously swirling Merlot, and having thought provoking discussions, about  Anarcho-syndicalism, and Heidegger's political ambitions.

He should return in the fullness of time...
Wonderful news, Sir Humphrey.    ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 12, 2009, 07:52:45 PM
Outed.

Indeed... very embarrassing!

Besides I think this is the third time you have "outed" me.  :D
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: chaos on December 12, 2009, 07:56:53 PM
Indeed... very embarrassing!

Besides I think this is the third time you have "outed" me.  :D
You're counting? :-\
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 12, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
my body tends to freak out alot of bitches

please don't tell me this was at the porn shop job
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 12, 2009, 07:59:12 PM
You're counting? :-\

Aren't you? I thought you took this job seriously... Now who is going to police Getbig if you cant?!  :o
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 12, 2009, 08:00:47 PM
my body tends to freak out alot of bitches

please don't tell me this was at the porn shop job

No...I got out of the Adult Entertainment industry, (as well as the drug dealing nonsense), in 08.

I now work at a homeless shelter, believe it or not.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: chaos on December 12, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Aren't you? I thought you took this job seriously... Now who is going to police Getbig if you cant?!  :o
My Outings are random and violent, I can't possibly remember all of them.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 12, 2009, 08:05:40 PM
My Outings are random and violent, I can't possibly remember all of them.

You should keep a list... like the "A-Team" was doing a while back...speaking of which...whatever happend with that?
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: disturbia on December 12, 2009, 08:07:20 PM
My Outings are random and violent, I can't possibly remember all of them.

trying to replace me on here?
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: chaos on December 12, 2009, 08:10:31 PM
trying to replace me on here?
More like following in your footsteps. 8)
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 12, 2009, 08:16:51 PM
Lol... I am not Dave, but I hear that he is currently residing on the French Rivera, pretentiously swirling Merlot, and having thought provoking discussions about Anarcho-syndicalism, and Heidegger's political ambitions.

He should return in the fullness of time...

Surely he's drinking something better then fucking merlot?!!
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: disturbia on December 12, 2009, 08:16:57 PM
More like following in your footsteps. 8)

I googled my name and this gem came up

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=267471.0
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 12, 2009, 08:18:01 PM
Surely he's drinking something better then fucking merlot?!!

Well if it were me, I would be pounding down an India Pale Ale...but again...I'm not Dave.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: chaos on December 12, 2009, 08:20:28 PM
I googled my name and this gem came up

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=267471.0
hahah LOL! ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 12, 2009, 09:25:01 PM
My Outings are random and violent, I can't possibly remember all of them.
OUTED ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on December 12, 2009, 09:34:38 PM
Lol... I am not Dave, but I hear that he is currently residing on the French Rivera, pretentiously swirling Merlot, and having thought provoking discussions about Anarcho-syndicalism, and Heidegger's political ambitions.

He should return in the fullness of time...

LOL I miss Dave.   :'(
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 13, 2009, 02:45:10 AM
My Outings are random and violent, I can't possibly remember all of them.

your outings are getting more played out then falcons reasoning about how olive oil is a superior muscle builder :-X

OUTED!! :-X
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Method101 on December 13, 2009, 03:50:05 AM
this whole forum is nsfw, Ronnie's glutes are everywhere.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Parker on December 13, 2009, 03:54:46 AM
I have web access where I work, and my supervisor stopped by my desk a couple of weeks ago, while I was reading a thread on the G&O, and I clicked on the next page while talking to her, (and looking in her direction)....

Well I had no idea what was on the next page, but apparently the first post was the classic shot where Johnny is naked except for an article of clothing covering his *ahem* package...

Well she saw the picture while I was talking to her, (I had no idea what was on the screen), and she freaked! I had to apologize profusely and tell her that I had no idea what was on the website that I had clicked to...

Was wondering if anyone else had some NSFW bodybuilding/Getbig stories...
a few yrs back I was looking at a thread at my parents place, and there was a link, I clicked on the link and there was a gif of a dude banging a tranny reverse cowboy style. So, it's "flag of ill repute" was flapping around. My mom saw that was horrified,  and I quickly closed that window. I learned never again to click on links on here while at my mothers house...

After that happened, I hope my mother didn't question where my allegiance lays in terms of cooter.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 13, 2009, 04:01:00 AM
a few yrs back I was looking at a thread at my parents place, and there was a link, I clicked on the link and there was a gif of a dude banging a tranny reverse cowboy style. So, it's "flag of ill repute" was flapping around. My mom saw that was horrified,  and I quickly closed that window. I learned never again to click on links on here while at my mothers house...

After that happened, I hope my mother didn't question where my allegiance lays in terms of cooter.
Was that Wiggs in the link Parker?
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Parker on December 13, 2009, 04:03:11 AM
Was that Wiggs in the link Parker?
ohhh naw...that shit gave me nightmares, had me underneath my bed clasping my blankie. And it was close up too...I was embarassed as hell.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 13, 2009, 04:14:57 AM
ohhh naw...that shit gave me nightmares, had me underneath my bed clasping my blankie. And it was close up too...I was embarassed as hell.
I bet as a child that was rough...
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Bobby on December 13, 2009, 08:30:28 AM
never ever scroll down/change page/click on threads when people are near.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: drkaje on December 13, 2009, 08:39:57 AM
Topskin shouldn't be looking at gay porn during work.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: CalvinH on December 13, 2009, 08:48:43 AM
Topskin shouldn't be looking at gay porn during work ever.


Fixed
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 13, 2009, 08:50:58 AM
Topskin shouldn't be looking at gay porn during work.

i didn't know they replay Met games in the offseason on the internet
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 13, 2009, 11:39:27 AM
Topskin shouldn't be looking at gay porn during work.

Could Getbig be considered Gay Porn? I have worried that if someone caught me looking at a thread that had a "Man In Thong" flexing, that it could be construed as such.... A scary place this is... :(
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: D_1000 on December 13, 2009, 12:18:23 PM
Lol... I am not Dave, but I hear that he is currently residing on the French Rivera, pretentiously swirling Merlot, and having thought provoking discussions about Anarcho-syndicalism, and Heidegger's political ambitions.

He should return in the fullness of time...

I thought it was the prison sentence.

Oh well.
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: drkaje on December 13, 2009, 12:43:23 PM
Could Getbig be considered Gay Porn? I have worried that if someone caught me looking at a thread that had a "Man In Thong" flexing, that it could be construed as such.... A scary place this is... :(

How else could looking at men in thongs all day and arguing over glute striations be considered?
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: Topskin69 on December 13, 2009, 12:47:37 PM
How else could looking at men in thongs all day and arguing over glute striations be considered?

So does this mean that the entire site is "outed?"   :o

I will miss my hetrosexuality....  :'(
Title: Re: Johnny Noname is NSFW!!
Post by: drkaje on December 13, 2009, 12:58:30 PM
So does this mean that the entire site is "outed?"   :o

I will miss my hetrosexuality....  :'(

Heterosexuality is a small price to pay in exchange for the invaluable knowledge you're gaining about the '94 Olympia and which years Dorian's glutes were the most shredded. :)