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Ok so lets get to it.
Met a girl named Honey, yes Honey, Im assuming thats her real name.
we where chit chatting about the usual shit "Where do you go out" "any weirdos at work" etc etc, then we talked out about fitness, she trains daily, great physique!!
I told her the usual getbigger story "guys always look at me and compliment me" that was the line that got her, she thought it was the best and funniest line ever, what a dumb bitch ey?
so a few weeks go by I recieve a text message "Hey handsome"
I dont know who it is cause i never saved the sluts number in my phone (No tiger)
i reply "Good thanks, how are you beautiful"
"Im great XOXOXOX i wanna meet up" (love it, when a girl says they wanna meet up its all yours, dont talk dont do anything just go with the flow)
QB "next saturday im staying in the Rocks, at the shangri la, stay with me"
Honey" next saturday is good"
QB " I look forward to seeing you"
So its Friday, she calls me, and lets me know she will be meeting me at 12am, some guy invited her to the Green day concert in Sydney Acer Arena, poor dude paid top $$ for tix to impress honey lol.
Sun morning 12.15am- Honey calls QB "Im downstair in the lobby, get me"
12.17am - I take the lift downstairs and assess the situation, a fine ass bitch with an overnight bag (thank you, its a wrap, overnight bag = fucking)
12.25am I serve her drinks (I checked in @ 9pm and been drinking the whole time so im smashed)
shes talking to me but i cant hear shit, im wasted, i only have one thing on my mind and its penetration.
12.50am she has a shower, im in the bedroom double checking the condoms are in the right draws and easily accessible and shadow box to get rid of the nervous energy.
1.am shes in the bedroom with a glass of wine and admiring the harbour views, i waste no time and press my cock against her ass, she smiles, i kiss her, she grabs my hand and walks me to the bed, we kiss passionately, im fingering her while my hands are down her panties, she removes them, i remove my underpants, then proceed to eat that pussayyyy, i did what it took to make her wet..she asks "do you have a condom?" hell yeah, rolled that fucker on and with her laying on her back i slid my cock inside her and went hard, i was smashed so i went hard as i could, i either fucked her for 5 mins or 5 seconds, i have no concept of time but i came hard..removed condom, took it to bathroom and flushed contents, wrapped it in toilet paper and flushed it..I dont trust these hoes.
Now its time for round 2, i ask "blow me" and she refuses >:( what the fuck? "you dont do blowjobs" i dont recall her answer but i said "well i wanna fuck u doggystyle now" "do u have another condom?" yeah bitch, condom is on and i penetrate her and bang hard, hard enough to punish her for the blowjob refusal, fucking her from behind and then as im bout to come i remove the condom and blow my load on her sweet ass, some cum was on my fingers and i wiped it on her back, she was disgusted by that, if looks could kill.
she wipes the cum off her back and has another shower, im fucken exhausted and would like her to get the fuck out, her and her overnight bag, she decides to open the mini bar fridge and grab some chocolate "Hey, what are you doing? thats $5!!!!!" she sits quietly for 5 mins with a dumb ass whore stare at nothing and asks "What time do the trains start running" i said "In half n hour, hurry before you miss it"
the bitch left with her head down, self esteem low as fuck and hungry..
Guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her.
Cliff notes
*met a slut
*dude pays top bucks to impress slut
*i fucked slut
*slut leaves hotel hungry.
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LOL....good shit, QB!
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Best thread ever!
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"ask"?
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"ask"?
Ask and you shall recieve.
Seriously, all these girls are down with that shit, just need to find out which angles to take, dating and playing games is for people on facebook or Twitter
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Ok so lets get to it.
Met a girl named Honey, yes Honey, Im assuming thats her real name.
we where chit chatting about the usual shit "Where do you go out" "any weirdos at work" etc etc, then we talked out about fitness, she trains daily, great physique!!
I told her the usual getbigger story "guys always look at me and compliment me" that was the line that got her, she thought it was the best and funniest line ever, what a dumb bitch ey?
so a few weeks go by I recieve a text message "Hey handsome"
I dont know who it is cause i never saved the sluts number in my phone (No tiger)
i reply "Good thanks, how are you beautiful"
"Im great XOXOXOX i wanna meet up" (love it, when a girl says they wanna meet up its all yours, dont talk dont do anything just go with the flow)
QB "next saturday im staying in the Rocks, at the shangri la, stay with me"
Honey" next saturday is good"
QB " I look forward to seeing you"
So its Friday, she calls me, and lets me know she will be meeting me at 12am, some guy invited her to the Green day concert in Sydney Acer Arena, poor dude paid top $$ for tix to impress honey lol.
Sun morning 12.15am- Honey calls QB "Im downstair in the lobby, get me"
12.17am - I take the lift downstairs and assess the situation, a fine ass bitch with an overnight bag (thank you, its a wrap, overnight bag = fucking)
12.25am I serve her drinks (I checked in @ 9pm and been drinking the whole time so im smashed)
shes talking to me but i cant hear shit, im wasted, i only have one thing on my mind and its penetration.
12.50am she has a shower, im in the bedroom double checking the condoms are in the right draws and easily accessible and shadow box to get rid of the nervous energy.
1.am shes in the bedroom with a glass of wine and admiring the harbour views, i waste no time and press my cock against her ass, she smiles, i kiss her, she grabs my hand and walks me to the bed, we kiss passionately, im fingering her while my hands are down her panties, she removes them, i remove my underpants, then proceed to eat that pussayyyy, i did what it took to make her wet..she asks "do you have a condom?" hell yeah, rolled that fucker on and with her laying on her back i slid my cock inside her and went hard, i was smashed so i went hard as i could, i either fucked her for 5 mins or 5 seconds, i have no concept of time but i came hard..removed condom, took it to bathroom and flushed contents, wrapped it in toilet paper and flushed it..I dont trust these hoes.
Now its time for round 2, i ask "blow me" and she refuses >:( what the fuck? "you dont do blowjobs" i dont recall her answer but i said "well i wanna fuck u doggystyle now" "do u have another condom?" yeah bitch, condom is on and i penetrate her and bang hard, hard enough to punish her for the blowjob refusal, fucking her from behind and then as im bout to come i remove the condom and blow my load on her sweet ass, some cum was on my fingers and i wiped it on her back, she was disgusted by that, if looks could kill.
she wipes the cum off her back and has another shower, im fucken exhausted and would like her to get the fuck out, her and her overnight bag, she decides to open the mini bar fridge and grab some chocolate "Hey, what are you doing? thats $5!!!!!" she sits quietly for 5 mins with a dumb ass whore stare at nothing and asks "What time do the trains start running" i said "In half n hour, hurry before you miss it"
the bitch left with her head down, self esteem low as fuck and hungry..
Guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her.
Cliff notes
*met a slut
*dude pays top bucks to impress slut
*i fucked slut
*slut leaves hotel hungry.
sure.
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'12.50am she has a shower, im in the bedroom double checking the condoms are in the right draws and easily accessible and shadow box to get rid of the nervous energy.'
Fucking awesome ;D
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why were you originally staying at an expensive hotel by yourself on a saturday night?
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why were you originally staying at an expensive hotel by yourself on a saturday night?
I actually had a credit from this hotel a few months back, i booked this place for a mates birthday party but had to cancel, they said they could refund or credit me, i took the credit
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I actually had a credit from this hotel a few months back, i booked this place for a mates birthday party but had to cancel, they said they could refund or credit me, i took the credit
nice place... at least she didn't have far to walk to circular quay station I guess!
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nice place... at least she didn't have far to walk to circular quay station I guess!
hahahaha my directions were "Go downstairs, leave the lobby, take a left and another left and your at Circualr quay station..
Forgot to mention the guy that took her out dropped her off to the hotel lol..cheers for that mate.
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If she refuses to blow you then it's more likely that she is cleaner than your average hoe. I would've gotten rid of that condom if i were you.
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If she refuses to blow you then it's more likely that she is cleaner than your average hoe. I would've gotten rid of that condom if i were you.
nah i would kill myself i i got this hoe pregnant, i refuse to take that chance. she had a really nice pussy though. 28 years old
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where are the pussy pics?
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no pics..no happen
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I dont know who it is cause i never saved the sluts number in my phone (No tiger)
12.50am shadow box to get rid of the nervous energy.
Awesome!!
Forgot to mention the guy that took her out dropped her off to the hotel lol..cheers for that mate.
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Love it when another guy takes a girl out for a fun date and a nice dinner and then has to drop her off at my place for the night. Enjoy life in the Friend Zone, bitch!
Guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her.
Or tell her. So many guys waste time on bullshit small talk when all the girl wants to do is fuck.
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lmao @ the shadow boxing. A true champion.
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Great story
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Take notes tiny tits!
QB strikes again!
Questions:
If you had NOT had the hotel credit where would you have taken her?
Since you didn't save her # and didn't know it was her when she texted you , at what point did you realize it was her?
Do you think she will text you again?
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I have an entire Qb journal written out, for the day I should become single.
I shall employ his techniques, hopefully with great success.
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Good Job
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Take notes tiny tits!
QB strikes again!
Questions:
If you had NOT had the hotel credit where would you have taken her?
Since you didn't save her # and didn't know it was her when she texted you , at what point did you realize it was her?
Do you think she will text you again?
I did not know it was her for sure, but did suspect it as i was sure she would be contacting me soon.
After the first inital texts i did call up and thats how i knew 100%.
if i had no hotel credit i would of just booked a hotel at standy rates, cheap as.
Will she text me again? cant say yes 100% but all the signs lead to a YES.
I never spoke or messaged her afterwards, she messaged me the next day, i was very abrubt "Hi, Good thanks, talk to you later"
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fuckin whore.
The last time a bitch was disgusted by me cumming, i kicked that bitch to the curb.
wanted to split the hotel suite 50/50. i just bolted like around 8AM after we slept for an hour.
quietly got dressed and got the fuck out, left her with her 250$ bill. take that! hahaha
she dont call no more, and i'm glad she got the message!
next time shut up and get sprayed like the bitch you is!
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Ok so lets get to it.
Met a girl named Honey, yes Honey, Im assuming thats her real name.
we where chit chatting about the usual shit "Where do you go out" "any weirdos at work" etc etc, then we talked out about fitness, she trains daily, great physique!!
I told her the usual getbigger story "guys always look at me and compliment me" that was the line that got her, she thought it was the best and funniest line ever, what a dumb bitch ey?
so a few weeks go by I recieve a text message "Hey handsome"
I dont know who it is cause i never saved the sluts number in my phone (No tiger)
i reply "Good thanks, how are you beautiful"
"Im great XOXOXOX i wanna meet up" (love it, when a girl says they wanna meet up its all yours, dont talk dont do anything just go with the flow)
QB "next saturday im staying in the Rocks, at the shangri la, stay with me"
Honey" next saturday is good"
QB " I look forward to seeing you"
So its Friday, she calls me, and lets me know she will be meeting me at 12am, some guy invited her to the Green day concert in Sydney Acer Arena, poor dude paid top $$ for tix to impress honey lol.
Sun morning 12.15am- Honey calls QB "Im downstair in the lobby, get me"
12.17am - I take the lift downstairs and assess the situation, a fine ass bitch with an overnight bag (thank you, its a wrap, overnight bag = fucking)
12.25am I serve her drinks (I checked in @ 9pm and been drinking the whole time so im smashed)
shes talking to me but i cant hear shit, im wasted, i only have one thing on my mind and its penetration.
12.50am she has a shower, im in the bedroom double checking the condoms are in the right draws and easily accessible and shadow box to get rid of the nervous energy.
1.am shes in the bedroom with a glass of wine and admiring the harbour views, i waste no time and press my cock against her ass, she smiles, i kiss her, she grabs my hand and walks me to the bed, we kiss passionately, im fingering her while my hands are down her panties, she removes them, i remove my underpants, then proceed to eat that pussayyyy, i did what it took to make her wet..she asks "do you have a condom?" hell yeah, rolled that fucker on and with her laying on her back i slid my cock inside her and went hard, i was smashed so i went hard as i could, i either fucked her for 5 mins or 5 seconds, i have no concept of time but i came hard..removed condom, took it to bathroom and flushed contents, wrapped it in toilet paper and flushed it..I dont trust these hoes.
Now its time for round 2, i ask "blow me" and she refuses >:( what the fuck? "you dont do blowjobs" i dont recall her answer but i said "well i wanna fuck u doggystyle now" "do u have another condom?" yeah bitch, condom is on and i penetrate her and bang hard, hard enough to punish her for the blowjob refusal, fucking her from behind and then as im bout to come i remove the condom and blow my load on her sweet ass, some cum was on my fingers and i wiped it on her back, she was disgusted by that, if looks could kill.
she wipes the cum off her back and has another shower, im fucken exhausted and would like her to get the fuck out, her and her overnight bag, she decides to open the mini bar fridge and grab some chocolate "Hey, what are you doing? thats $5!!!!!" she sits quietly for 5 mins with a dumb ass whore stare at nothing and asks "What time do the trains start running" i said "In half n hour, hurry before you miss it"
the bitch left with her head down, self esteem low as fuck and hungry..
Guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her.
Cliff notes
*met a slut
*dude pays top bucks to impress slut
*i fucked slut
*slut leaves hotel hungry.
poor imagination, try harder....
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Lots of hating going on here.
QB,
What if you really wanted to hit it again and she didn't call or message you?
How would you handle the situation in this photo?
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Lots of hating going on here.
QB,
What if you really wanted to hit it again and she didn't call or message you?
How would you handle the situation in this photo?
ooohhh fuck yeah!
both girls in pink right off the bat!
the others get what ever i got left :)
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Lots of hating going on here.
QB,
What if you really wanted to hit it again and she didn't call or message you?
How will your strategy change when you want to find Miss QB?
I move on, there is always better talent around, life never revolves around one pussy and a dumb bitch.
she must have felt like a real slut in the elevator on her way to the lobby, her self esteem may have hit rock bottom.
shes 28, she probably thought a few years ago she would me married to her perfect man, kids, nice home, nice car, romantic holidays, then reality hits, just another whore with limited funds and no sense of direction...not even worthy of a chocolate bar from the mini bar fridge.
Imagine her state of mind on the train station? she left at 1.45am-2.30am the trains dont start till 4am or 5am.
just sitting there alone in the dark, hungry and used. LOL
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Lots of hating going on here.
QB,
What if you really wanted to hit it again and she didn't call or message you?
How would you handle the situation in this photo?
The one with abs, can be played against her less tha stellar friends. You can tell that she is the central one. Usually when women run in wolfpacks, there is usually one that is the vainest or prettiest, then it goes down in descending order.
QB, if a chick is named honey, either she is a stripper, hooker, both, or is not trying get caught creeping on another dude, so she uses a alias, like "Honey"
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The one with abs, can be played against her less tha stellar friends. You can tell that she is the central one. Usually when women run in wolfpacks, there is usually one that is the vainest or prettiest, then it goes down in descending order.
QB, if a chick is named honey, either she is a stripper, hooker, both, or is not trying get caught creeping on another dude, so she uses a alias, like "Honey"
Hey Parker, in Australia bitches do have weird names (schappelle, mercedes) i met her at my business, the debit card did say "Honey" i thought it was a weird name to till i peeked at her card.
I couldnt care less if she was a stripper or a whore.
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Weird that a girl will casually bang a stranger in a hotel room twice witohut reserve, but she's shocked at the thought of a little baby batter on her.
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Hey Parker, in Australia bitches do have weird names (schappelle, mercedes) i met her at my business, the debit card did say "Honey" i thought it was a weird name to till i peeked at her card.
I couldnt care less if she was a stripper or a whore.
Eh? "Honey, Australian for Whore."
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Weird that a girl will casually bang a stranger in a hotel room twice witohut reserve, but she's shocked at the thought of a little baby batter on her.
she actually looked at me like "what the fuck are u doing" as i cumming on her ass, then wiped off the residue on her back, that was the low point for her right there.
then i just layed on the bed with my hands behind my head and admiring my abs, she took off to the shower and i used all measures to make sure she left the premises as quick as possible, and the nerve of her trying to take a chocolate bar from the fridge.
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hahahaha QB is my hero. ;D
"then i just layed on the bed with my hands behind my head and admiring my abs"
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:D
funny creative novel
anyone talentd would like to do a " what actually happened " interpretation of this guy's post ? :D
If no talents I'll do it myself ;D
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:D
funny creative novel
anyone talentd would like to do a " what actually happened " interpretation of this guy's post ? :D
If no talents I'll do it myself ;D
HAHAH now thats something i look forward to reading,
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=311025.0;attach=351212;image)
Christ! The one in the middle is INSANE! Got more pics of her?
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where are the pussy pics?
just post some mars
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Here's a more realistic story that happened to me:
i just got home from college (lived in a small town, no vagina around for hours)
the girl from the "big city" (about 30 minutes of driving through corn) was talking to me on aol instant messenger (yes, this was a few years ago). so i'm sitting there drinking in my parents basement by myself (i graduated in december, no one was home yet).
So, she tells me she's 30 (i'm 21, this is great) and she's a waitress at a popular bar, but she's off tonight and she's drinking by herself.
So, a few minutes of talking pass by, she asks me for a picture, then sends me one. It's a miniskirt shot of her legs only. She says "guys like you aren't interested in the rest". Legs look decent. Anyways, a few minutes later, she tells me she's home alone (she lives with her old man; apparently he lives upstairs and she has the downstairs part of the house) and asks me to come over. Being a little buzzed and horny, I agree.
So I drive over there. Since it was cold out, i brought a couple beers with to keep me warm. 45 minutes later (got lost a few times), i'm pretty drunk and at her doorstep.
I knock on the door and she answers. Here's a brief description of her:
about 5'11", 220 lbs, mullet like hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, flannel shirt, tight stone washed jeans, gut, and yes...a moustache. Big tits though I guess, kinda like Bob from Fight Club.
I immediately try to think of excuses to leave. She talks to me for 30 seconds, and lures me in with a beer and a cigarette (I smoked my last few driving).
So 5, 6 beers later, she sits in my lap and starts talking to me. I'm not really listening, just drinking, A LOT. I must've had 20 beers by now in the last 2 hours. She goes "what do you think of my legs?" And I go "well, you got 2 of them". Silence. It's obvious at this point the leg photo was not hers.
She goes "I feel kinda filthy, I'm gonna take a shower. (thank god, that hair was turning into a helmet) Do you want to watch me shower?"
I grab 2 beers, put one each in my pocket and say "sure, fuck it".
She gets naked. She's pasty as shit, with a pretty decent amount of stretch marks around her inner thigh (how do those happen?) Her pussy looks like it's a member of Funkadelic (huge fro).
She's showering, i'm sitting on the toilet drinking. She says "hey, do you like a shaved pussy? I bet you do." I'm thinking "yeah on an 18 year old half your size", but i say "of course". She goes "i'm gonna shave my pussy for you, and i want you to watch".
I go over to the living room, take a cigarette, pocket the rest of her pack, and grab 2 more beers. Now, if you've never seen a fat chick shave her pussy, it's probably the most disgusting thing you can see on the planet. She's sitting there, shaving, masturbating with the shower head. I'm more and more disgusted and more and more drunk.
She finally finishes, puts on some dirty robe, and says "i'm gonna wrap my hair in a towel, it's too long so i can't blow dry it." Obviously a sad attempt at trying to look sexy.
So at this point i'm burping up beer, and some of it's coming out my nose. She goes "let me see your dick". So instinctively, I whip it out. She starts sucking on it. It gets hard after a while. To shorten this up, I'm fucking her. Imagine fucking a soggy bag of flour, that's what it felt like. I came on her fat tits (i used a condom). She's like "let's cuddle". I'm like "I have to go to work in the morning". She starts crying and goes "but you're so nice, stay with me" I go, "I'll call you tomorrow, I really have to go".
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.
I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
To this day, I still get a mental image of her every now and then.
P.S. The "hottest bar in town" she worked at was fucking Red Robin.
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Here's a more realistic story that happened to me:
i just got home from college (lived in a small town, no vagina around for hours)
the girl from the "big city" (about 30 minutes of driving through corn) was talking to me on aol instant messenger (yes, this was a few years ago). so i'm sitting there drinking in my parents basement by myself (i graduated in december, no one was home yet).
So, she tells me she's 30 (i'm 21, this is great) and she's a waitress at a popular bar, but she's off tonight and she's drinking by herself.
So, a few minutes of talking pass by, she asks me for a picture, then sends me one. It's a miniskirt shot of her legs only. She says "guys like you aren't interested in the rest". Legs look decent. Anyways, a few minutes later, she tells me she's home alone (she lives with her old man; apparently he lives upstairs and she has the downstairs part of the house) and asks me to come over. Being a little buzzed and horny, I agree.
So I drive over there. Since it was cold out, i brought a couple beers with to keep me warm. 45 minutes later (got lost a few times), i'm pretty drunk and at her doorstep.
I knock on the door and she answers. Here's a brief description of her:
about 5'11", 220 lbs, mullet like hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, flannel shirt, tight stone washed jeans, gut, and yes...a moustache. Big tits though I guess, kinda like Bob from Fight Club.
I immediately try to think of excuses to leave. She talks to me for 30 seconds, and lures me in with a beer and a cigarette (I smoked my last few driving).
So 5, 6 beers later, she sits in my lap and starts talking to me. I'm not really listening, just drinking, A LOT. I must've had 20 beers by now in the last 2 hours. She goes "what do you think of my legs?" And I go "well, you got 2 of them". Silence. It's obvious at this point the leg photo was not hers.
She goes "I feel kinda filthy, I'm gonna take a shower. (thank god, that hair was turning into a helmet) Do you want to watch me shower?"
I grab 2 beers, put one each in my pocket and say "sure, fuck it".
She gets naked. She's pasty as shit, with a pretty decent amount of stretch marks around her inner thigh (how do those happen?) Her pussy looks like it's a member of Funkadelic (huge fro).
She's showering, i'm sitting on the toilet drinking. She says "hey, do you like a shaved pussy? I bet you do." I'm thinking "yeah on an 18 year old half your size", but i say "of course". She goes "i'm gonna shave my pussy for you, and i want you to watch".
I go over to the living room, take a cigarette, pocket the rest of her pack, and grab 2 more beers. Now, if you've never seen a fat chick shave her pussy, it's probably the most disgusting thing you can see on the planet. She's sitting there, shaving, masturbating with the shower head. I'm more and more disgusted and more and more drunk.
She finally finishes, puts on some dirty robe, and says "i'm gonna wrap my hair in a towel, it's too long so i can't blow dry it." Obviously a sad attempt at trying to look sexy.
So at this point i'm burping up beer, and some of it's coming out my nose. She goes "let me see your dick". So instinctively, I whip it out. She starts sucking on it. It gets hard after a while. To shorten this up, I'm fucking her. Imagine fucking a soggy bag of flour, that's what it felt like. I came on her fat tits (i used a condom). She's like "let's cuddle". I'm like "I have to go to work in the morning". She starts crying and goes "but you're so nice, stay with me" I go, "I'll call you tomorrow, I really have to go".
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.
I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
To this day, I still get a mental image of her every now and then.
P.S. The "hottest bar in town" she worked at was fucking Red Robin.
we have all fucked a minger
:)
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Hawkins = brillliant shit.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=311025.0;attach=351212;image)
Christ! The one in the middle is INSANE! Got more pics of her?
You know she had to be the shit in order for you to post. She's got better abs I bet than the dudes standing in the background.
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what a lewd display of uncovered hair
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I litterally laughed in tears reading your story !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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QB,
I edited my post and you missed the Questions but how would you handle the situation below:
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=311025.0;attach=351212;image)
Christ! The one in the middle is INSANE! Got more pics of her?
YES!
She is bad as hell but dumb as a rock I am willing to bet.
I will post more when QB details how he would handle the situation: )
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QB,
Your move on this situation? :D
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You know she had to be the shit in order for you to post. She's got better abs I bet than the dudes standing in the background.
Nice firm little tits, tight mid section, great skin/hair/lips...yum. If she has a nice round ass, I'll have to hunt her down.
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Only one way to handle all of these situations. Pull out your cock and when she gasps in delight stick it in her mouth.
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lol I couldn't stop laughing great thread :D well written
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Here's a more realistic story that happened to me:
i just got home from college (lived in a small town, no vagina around for hours)
the girl from the "big city" (about 30 minutes of driving through corn) was talking to me on aol instant messenger (yes, this was a few years ago). so i'm sitting there drinking in my parents basement by myself (i graduated in december, no one was home yet).
So, she tells me she's 30 (i'm 21, this is great) and she's a waitress at a popular bar, but she's off tonight and she's drinking by herself.
So, a few minutes of talking pass by, she asks me for a picture, then sends me one. It's a miniskirt shot of her legs only. She says "guys like you aren't interested in the rest". Legs look decent. Anyways, a few minutes later, she tells me she's home alone (she lives with her old man; apparently he lives upstairs and she has the downstairs part of the house) and asks me to come over. Being a little buzzed and horny, I agree.
So I drive over there. Since it was cold out, i brought a couple beers with to keep me warm. 45 minutes later (got lost a few times), i'm pretty drunk and at her doorstep.
I knock on the door and she answers. Here's a brief description of her:
about 5'11", 220 lbs, mullet like hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, flannel shirt, tight stone washed jeans, gut, and yes...a moustache. Big tits though I guess, kinda like Bob from Fight Club.
I immediately try to think of excuses to leave. She talks to me for 30 seconds, and lures me in with a beer and a cigarette (I smoked my last few driving).
So 5, 6 beers later, she sits in my lap and starts talking to me. I'm not really listening, just drinking, A LOT. I must've had 20 beers by now in the last 2 hours. She goes "what do you think of my legs?" And I go "well, you got 2 of them". Silence. It's obvious at this point the leg photo was not hers.
She goes "I feel kinda filthy, I'm gonna take a shower. (thank god, that hair was turning into a helmet) Do you want to watch me shower?"
I grab 2 beers, put one each in my pocket and say "sure, fuck it".
She gets naked. She's pasty as shit, with a pretty decent amount of stretch marks around her inner thigh (how do those happen?) Her pussy looks like it's a member of Funkadelic (huge fro).
She's showering, i'm sitting on the toilet drinking. She says "hey, do you like a shaved pussy? I bet you do." I'm thinking "yeah on an 18 year old half your size", but i say "of course". She goes "i'm gonna shave my pussy for you, and i want you to watch".
I go over to the living room, take a cigarette, pocket the rest of her pack, and grab 2 more beers. Now, if you've never seen a fat chick shave her pussy, it's probably the most disgusting thing you can see on the planet. She's sitting there, shaving, masturbating with the shower head. I'm more and more disgusted and more and more drunk.
She finally finishes, puts on some dirty robe, and says "i'm gonna wrap my hair in a towel, it's too long so i can't blow dry it." Obviously a sad attempt at trying to look sexy.
So at this point i'm burping up beer, and some of it's coming out my nose. She goes "let me see your dick". So instinctively, I whip it out. She starts sucking on it. It gets hard after a while. To shorten this up, I'm fucking her. Imagine fucking a soggy bag of flour, that's what it felt like. I came on her fat tits (i used a condom). She's like "let's cuddle". I'm like "I have to go to work in the morning". She starts crying and goes "but you're so nice, stay with me" I go, "I'll call you tomorrow, I really have to go".
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.
I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
To this day, I still get a mental image of her every now and then.
P.S. The "hottest bar in town" she worked at was fucking Red Robin.
lol you fucking legend
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Hawkins, great story!
Better than anything jewhit has ever written.
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Here's a more realistic story that happened to me:
i just got home from college (lived in a small town, no vagina around for hours)
the girl from the "big city" (about 30 minutes of driving through corn) was talking to me on aol instant messenger (yes, this was a few years ago). so i'm sitting there drinking in my parents basement by myself (i graduated in december, no one was home yet).
So, she tells me she's 30 (i'm 21, this is great) and she's a waitress at a popular bar, but she's off tonight and she's drinking by herself.
So, a few minutes of talking pass by, she asks me for a picture, then sends me one. It's a miniskirt shot of her legs only. She says "guys like you aren't interested in the rest". Legs look decent. Anyways, a few minutes later, she tells me she's home alone (she lives with her old man; apparently he lives upstairs and she has the downstairs part of the house) and asks me to come over. Being a little buzzed and horny, I agree.
So I drive over there. Since it was cold out, i brought a couple beers with to keep me warm. 45 minutes later (got lost a few times), i'm pretty drunk and at her doorstep.
I knock on the door and she answers. Here's a brief description of her:
about 5'11", 220 lbs, mullet like hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, flannel shirt, tight stone washed jeans, gut, and yes...a moustache. Big tits though I guess, kinda like Bob from Fight Club.
I immediately try to think of excuses to leave. She talks to me for 30 seconds, and lures me in with a beer and a cigarette (I smoked my last few driving).
So 5, 6 beers later, she sits in my lap and starts talking to me. I'm not really listening, just drinking, A LOT. I must've had 20 beers by now in the last 2 hours. She goes "what do you think of my legs?" And I go "well, you got 2 of them". Silence. It's obvious at this point the leg photo was not hers.
She goes "I feel kinda filthy, I'm gonna take a shower. (thank god, that hair was turning into a helmet) Do you want to watch me shower?"
I grab 2 beers, put one each in my pocket and say "sure, fuck it".
She gets naked. She's pasty as shit, with a pretty decent amount of stretch marks around her inner thigh (how do those happen?) Her pussy looks like it's a member of Funkadelic (huge fro).
She's showering, i'm sitting on the toilet drinking. She says "hey, do you like a shaved pussy? I bet you do." I'm thinking "yeah on an 18 year old half your size", but i say "of course". She goes "i'm gonna shave my pussy for you, and i want you to watch".
I go over to the living room, take a cigarette, pocket the rest of her pack, and grab 2 more beers. Now, if you've never seen a fat chick shave her pussy, it's probably the most disgusting thing you can see on the planet. She's sitting there, shaving, masturbating with the shower head. I'm more and more disgusted and more and more drunk.
She finally finishes, puts on some dirty robe, and says "i'm gonna wrap my hair in a towel, it's too long so i can't blow dry it." Obviously a sad attempt at trying to look sexy.
So at this point i'm burping up beer, and some of it's coming out my nose. She goes "let me see your dick". So instinctively, I whip it out. She starts sucking on it. It gets hard after a while. To shorten this up, I'm fucking her. Imagine fucking a soggy bag of flour, that's what it felt like. I came on her fat tits (i used a condom). She's like "let's cuddle". I'm like "I have to go to work in the morning". She starts crying and goes "but you're so nice, stay with me" I go, "I'll call you tomorrow, I really have to go".
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.
I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
To this day, I still get a mental image of her every now and then.
P.S. The "hottest bar in town" she worked at was fucking Red Robin.
Great story brother in iron, anymore gems like this? lmao
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Only one way to handle all of these situations. Pull out your cock and when she gasps in delight stick it in her mouth.
you just handle it, you get up close, give them a back rub, press ur cock against them, they know what time it is when they look that good and dressed like that
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Fuck that was golden. I loved the last couple paragraphs hahaha
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QB,
Your move on this situation? :D
these girls are easy, talk about celebs and fashion and there favourite movie, fuck these young bitches are to easy.
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Fuck that was golden. I loved the last couple paragraphs hahaha
which story? hawkins hijacked my thread lol.
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which story? hawkins hijacked my thread lol.
Original story, skipped over hawkins'. I'll read that one too.
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these girls are easy, talk about celebs and fashion and there favourite movie, fuck these young bitches are to easy.
QB,
How long does it take you to spot girls who are just there for the attention or to tease?
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LOL@Hawkins' story. A++++ Will read again ;D
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QB,
How long does it take you to spot girls who are just there for the attention or to tease?
devon i dont generally approach girls, for example if a girl walks by me i will say something to the effect of "hey, thats a nice bracelet, can i ask where u got that from?" wait for the answer "thats interesting cause i saw a pic of jessica alba and she was wearing the exact same one" after that its yours for the taking.
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lol I couldn't stop laughing great thread :D well written
+1 hahahahah poor fella :o ;D
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Quickblade's story was fucking funny especially his analysis of her sitting at the train station for hours alone and used and not worthy of the bedroom bar....hahahahahahahahah ahahhahahahahaha!!!!
Hawkins shit was on another level...That's some real shit there...It reminds me when I fucked this fat whore that looked like Krang from the Ninja Turtles....A bonafide fucking disaster and still bothers me to this day... ;D :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Quickblade's story was fucking funny especially his analysis of her sitting at the train station for hours alone and used and not worthy of the bedroom bar....hahahahahahahahah ahahhahahahahaha!!!!
Hawkins shit was on another level...That's some real shit there...It reminds me when I fucked this fat whore that looked like Krang from the Ninja Turtles....A bonafide fucking disaster and still bothers me to this day... ;D :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Nightmares from fat whores are the worst
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Nightmares from fat whores are the worst
These bitch really was a whore, I was desprate and feeling rather niqqerish that night....She had to easily weigh 300 at 5'6...I'll tell the story later, I'm going home... :-X
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These bitch really was a whore, I was desprate and feeling rather niqqerish that night....She had to easily weigh 300 at 5'6...I'll tell the story later, I'm going home... :-X
Damn Wiggs you must of been hurting that night, fat chicks give good BJ's thats about it
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Nightmares from fat whores are the worst
Cocks don't have brains and pussies don't have faces.
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Cocks don't have brains and pussies don't have faces.
Quote of the year Parker ;D Just ask Stevie Wonder
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Quote of the year Parker ;D Just ask Stevie Wonder
Imagine if he finally regain his sight and he was in Brazil for Carnival..."Isn't she Lovely" wouldn't be the only song he'd be singing. Probably something like, "Its Hard to Hide a Hard-On"
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Imagine if he finally regain his sight and he was in Brazil for Carnival..."Isn't she Lovely" wouldn't be the only song he'd be singing. Probably something like, "Its Hard to Hide a Hard-On"
true true ;D
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With that kind of imagination he should be a ghost writer for FLEX
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With that kind of imagination he should be a ghost writer for FLEX
:D
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So you were willing to spend lots on an expensive room but you made a fuss over a five dollar chocolate bar, doesnt make sense man.
and yeah you used credit for the room but you had the option to get a refund so essentially you paid for the room.
Off topic but I have a friend who was dating a great girl who was long term potential and she broke up with him because he was too cheap and would make her pay for half even though he had more money than him and now he regrets it so be careful you guys dont lose a long term potential girl over trying to save a few bucks you never know when you might regret it.
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So you were willing to spend lots on an expensive room but you made a fuss over a five dollar chocolate bar, doesnt make sense man.
and yeah you used credit for the room but you had the option to get a refund so essentially you paid for the room.
Off topic but I have a friend who was dating a great girl who was long term potential and she broke up with him because he was too cheap and would make her pay for half even though he had more money than him and now he regrets it so be careful you guys dont lose a long term potential girl over trying to save a few bucks you never know when you might regret it.
I don't know where you live, but in these parts we call a bitch like that a 'GOLDDIGGER'
your friend should be happy he's not with her and she's scamming some other loser into buying her $2000 Louis Vuitton bags.
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Thanks Wiggs and the rest of you guys. I'm basically the other end of the spectrum of Quickerblade. I have TONS more nightmarish stories to tell you, but I don't want to hijack this thread.
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Thanks Wiggs and the rest of you guys. I'm basically the other end of the spectrum of Quickerblade. I have TONS more nightmarish stories to tell you, but I don't want to hijack this thread.
The difference: your stories are REAL, his are complete fantasy...
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Lol great story Hawkins!! 10 posts and already a Getbig legend!
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Lol great story Hawkins!! 10 posts and already a Getbig legend!
hawkins is headed for the hall of fame
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I don't know where you live, but in these parts we call a bitch like that a 'GOLDDIGGER'
your friend should be happy he's not with her and she's scamming some other loser into buying her $2000 Louis Vuitton bags.
I actually noticed this part more
'and would make her pay for half even though he had more money than him'
Outed
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Nice thread.
Love these parts:
-Shadow boxing to rid nervous energy.
-Slut fucking a total stranger in hotel room freaks out over a litte semen.
-Refusal of a neslte crunch bar because he is unwilling to spend $5.
-Admires abs in bed.
Questions?
-Where n how did u meet her?
-Why were you staying at a hotel?
Nice to hear from you QB, you are a good man.
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Cliff notes
*met a slut
*dude pays top bucks to impress slut
*i fucked slut
*slut leaves hotel hungry.
Getbig rule #1: Pics or it didn't happen!
You, being a Getbigger in good standing, know this rule better than you know the 10 Commandments.
Therefore, POST THE PICS OF HER SLOPPY USED PUSSY ALREADY! Quit holding out on us! >:(
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Thanks Wiggs and the rest of you guys. I'm basically the other end of the spectrum of Quickerblade. I have TONS more nightmarish stories to tell you, but I don't want to hijack this thread.
more stories mate
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Getbiggers only have sex with supermodels.
Hope this helps.
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nah i would kill myself i i got this hoe pregnant, i refuse to take that chance.
then you should not have blown your load all over her ass.
she could have gone to the shower, rubbed some of your jizz from her behind into her pussy and you could have been a father.
if you don't trust the girl, don't let her have any access to your semen..
pyscho bitches have done shit like this before.. and its been on the news..
one unlucky guy blew his load into a chicks mouth, she went to spit it out in the bathroom and instead impregnated herself with his load. that one was on yahoo news a few years ago...
there was a court case because he was trying to get out of child support because she unwillingly tricked him into getting her pregnant - since they did not have sex, he had a case.
I can't remember how it turned out though. I will see if I can find an old article or link..just to scare the shit out of all of us guys LOL
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Guys, if you want to fuck a girl, ask her.
qft
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found it:
http://writ.news.findlaw.com/colb/20050309.html
In a lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend, Richard O. Phillips has alleged that about six years ago, he engaged in oral sex with her. Unbeknownst to Phillips, he says, his girlfriend, Sharon Irons, allegedly saved the resulting semen and used it to inseminate herself. A pregnancy resulted, Irons gave birth to a baby, and DNA tests proved Phillips to be the genetic father.
if what he says was true, that is some fucked up pyscho shit.. :o
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I have an entire Qb journal written out, for the day I should become single.
I shall employ his techniques, hopefully with great success.
already tired of being married?
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QB cockblocked himself and sent her straight into
the concert ticket guys arms.
She was not happy with the outcome she will
not return or recommend you to her girlfriends.
train starts running at 2AM?
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Here's a more realistic story that happened to me:
i just got home from college (lived in a small town, no vagina around for hours)
the girl from the "big city" (about 30 minutes of driving through corn) was talking to me on aol instant messenger (yes, this was a few years ago). so i'm sitting there drinking in my parents basement by myself (i graduated in december, no one was home yet).
So, she tells me she's 30 (i'm 21, this is great) and she's a waitress at a popular bar, but she's off tonight and she's drinking by herself.
So, a few minutes of talking pass by, she asks me for a picture, then sends me one. It's a miniskirt shot of her legs only. She says "guys like you aren't interested in the rest". Legs look decent. Anyways, a few minutes later, she tells me she's home alone (she lives with her old man; apparently he lives upstairs and she has the downstairs part of the house) and asks me to come over. Being a little buzzed and horny, I agree.
So I drive over there. Since it was cold out, i brought a couple beers with to keep me warm. 45 minutes later (got lost a few times), i'm pretty drunk and at her doorstep.
I knock on the door and she answers. Here's a brief description of her:
about 5'11", 220 lbs, mullet like hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, flannel shirt, tight stone washed jeans, gut, and yes...a moustache. Big tits though I guess, kinda like Bob from Fight Club.
I immediately try to think of excuses to leave. She talks to me for 30 seconds, and lures me in with a beer and a cigarette (I smoked my last few driving).
So 5, 6 beers later, she sits in my lap and starts talking to me. I'm not really listening, just drinking, A LOT. I must've had 20 beers by now in the last 2 hours. She goes "what do you think of my legs?" And I go "well, you got 2 of them". Silence. It's obvious at this point the leg photo was not hers.
She goes "I feel kinda filthy, I'm gonna take a shower. (thank god, that hair was turning into a helmet) Do you want to watch me shower?"
I grab 2 beers, put one each in my pocket and say "sure, fuck it".
She gets naked. She's pasty as shit, with a pretty decent amount of stretch marks around her inner thigh (how do those happen?) Her pussy looks like it's a member of Funkadelic (huge fro).
She's showering, i'm sitting on the toilet drinking. She says "hey, do you like a shaved pussy? I bet you do." I'm thinking "yeah on an 18 year old half your size", but i say "of course". She goes "i'm gonna shave my pussy for you, and i want you to watch".
I go over to the living room, take a cigarette, pocket the rest of her pack, and grab 2 more beers. Now, if you've never seen a fat chick shave her pussy, it's probably the most disgusting thing you can see on the planet. She's sitting there, shaving, masturbating with the shower head. I'm more and more disgusted and more and more drunk.
She finally finishes, puts on some dirty robe, and says "i'm gonna wrap my hair in a towel, it's too long so i can't blow dry it." Obviously a sad attempt at trying to look sexy.
So at this point i'm burping up beer, and some of it's coming out my nose. She goes "let me see your dick". So instinctively, I whip it out. She starts sucking on it. It gets hard after a while. To shorten this up, I'm fucking her. Imagine fucking a soggy bag of flour, that's what it felt like. I came on her fat tits (i used a condom). She's like "let's cuddle". I'm like "I have to go to work in the morning". She starts crying and goes "but you're so nice, stay with me" I go, "I'll call you tomorrow, I really have to go".
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.
I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
To this day, I still get a mental image of her every now and then.
P.S. The "hottest bar in town" she worked at was fucking Red Robin.
Awesome! This story was
so much better.
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Hawkins = 1 , quickerblade = 0
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Hawkins = 1 , quickerblade = 0
Yep.
Pretty much any anonymous douchebag could replicate Quickerblades "stories"
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Yep.
Pretty much any anonymous douchebag could replicate Quickerblades "stories"
That Hawkins story had me cracking up, I'm waiting for him to post a follow up! :D
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That Hawkins story had me cracking up, I'm waiting for him to post a follow up! :D
Hawkins you got a bright future in this business my friend! :)
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Nice thread.
Love these parts:
-Shadow boxing to rid nervous energy.
-Slut fucking a total stranger in hotel room freaks out over a litte semen.
-Refusal of a neslte crunch bar because he is unwilling to spend $5.
-Admires abs in bed.
Questions?
-Where n how did u meet her?
-Why were you staying at a hotel?
Nice to hear from you QB, you are a good man.
I met her at work.
I had a credit for the hotel, i decided to use it when she contacted me, I dont take every girl to my place.
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I move on, there is always better talent around, life never revolves around one pussy and a dumb bitch.
she must have felt like a real slut in the elevator on her way to the lobby, her self esteem may have hit rock bottom.
shes 28, she probably thought a few years ago she would me married to her perfect man, kids, nice home, nice car, romantic holidays, then reality hits, just another whore with limited funds and no sense of direction...not even worthy of a chocolate bar from the mini bar fridge.
Imagine her state of mind on the train station? she left at 1.45am-2.30am the trains dont start till 4am or 5am.
just sitting there alone in the dark, hungry and used. LOL
The mindset of a guy used and discarded by the pussy
Now he's fighting back
You have issues.......good issues
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The mindset of a guy used and discarded by the pussy
Now he's fighting back
You have issues.......good issues
Hahaha i like that, cant say its not true!
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I have an entire Qb journal written out, for the day I should become single.
I shall employ his techniques, hopefully with great success.
I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.
The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.
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I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.
The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.
???
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I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.
The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.
Thanks NZMM, I appreciate you're kind words
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I often read the pm's I have from Qb before I got out to a social event.
The Qb principles have got me laid 10 times at least I'd say.
post the pics PMs or it didn't happen :D
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Thanks Wiggs and the rest of you guys. I'm basically the other end of the spectrum of Quickerblade. I have TONS more nightmarish stories to tell you, but I don't want to hijack this thread.
this is probably the best history ive heard here...Even if you tell its a lie probably we are going to believe its true! ;D congrats
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Thanks Wiggs and the rest of you guys. I'm basically the other end of the spectrum of Quickerblade. I have TONS more nightmarish stories to tell you, but I don't want to hijack this thread.
Hawkins, that was a good story, cheers for that.
We have all had our nightmare stories, i fucked a raggedy bitch in coogee 2 years ago, to this day i cannot shake it off my mind, but the way to get over stanky pussy is fucking a hot cute bitch, its cleansing.
Ofcourse you can share this thread with me, seems like your story is more entertaining then mine, congratulations!!!!
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quickerblade,
could you do a guideline of the "quickerblade principles"?
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quickerblade,
could you do a guideline of the "quickerblade principles"?
yeah for sure, it is a science, to get one girl is good, to get 2 girls is great, but if you could attract almost every bitch you want by using my easy to learn techniques, how would that make you feel?
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yeah for sure, it is a science, to get one girl is good, to get 2 girls is great, but if you could attract almost every bitch you want by using my easy to learn techniques, how would that make you feel?
tell me more
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yeah for sure, it is a science, to get one girl is good, to get 2 girls is great, but if you could attract almost every bitch you want by using my easy to learn techniques, how would that make you feel?
you should start selling an e-book on this haha
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you should start selling an e-book on this haha
nah i dont want to make $$ of my getbig brothers, i will be glad to help, lot of guys here have had success in closing on pussy, first rule is dont be desperate, i know you really are but u cant show that shit, act like you dont need that pussy, but we know u really do.
dont talk to much, let her talk, why? cause when she goes home shes gonna analyse the bullshit she told you and think "i wonder what he thinks of me"
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quickblade teaching his methodes
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nah i dont want to make $$ of my getbig brothers, i will be glad to help, lot of guys here have had success in closing on pussy, first rule is dont be desperate, i know you really are but u cant show that shit, act like you dont need that pussy, but we know u really do.
dont talk to much, let her talk, why? cause when she goes home shes gonna analyse the bullshit she told you and think "i wonder what he thinks of me"
haha that's true, the less you say the better. although somewhat hard to do on those sites like myspace etc. got any tips for that?
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QB,
Please list your principals
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QB,
Please list your principals
List me
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You need to let the girl know whats up right away, delay and welcome to the "Friend zone" i mean do you really want this bitch to talk you about other guys she likes? let her know that if you guys are going to dine and watch flix together there has to be fucking, hold her hand while watching the movie, do something to show her and make her feel "he wants to fuck me" "or he wants to get in my pants" and thats a good thing,
you will be the first guy she calls when the self esteem takes a dip. then you can dip ur cock in her.
you cannot take girls out and play nice then 5 dates later try make out with her, you come across as a idiot/loser.
Let the girl know she turns u on, dont be "nice" because your body language will show one thing and your face will show another.
atleast if you try get with her on the first night and she pulls aways you didnt really waste that much time, you can figure it out with one date.
dont get over dressed either, before you go out with her have the mindset "I dont give a fuck" seriously girls sense desperation.
Romance works, 100% fucken guaranteed, kiss there hand, massage it, sounds corny to you, but gets them horny.
ask her questions, put her on the spotlight, dont give opinions, no one cares about, you may talk yourself out the pussy, so limit what u say.