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Title: Russian Bouncers
Post by: disturbia on December 17, 2009, 12:34:36 AM
hope I post this right

Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Alex23 on December 17, 2009, 12:39:29 AM
Lots of sucker punching by twinks in this thread...
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Tapeworm on December 17, 2009, 12:42:28 AM
Agreed.  Angry skinny kids with something to prove.  Where's the vid of them meeting someone who knows what he's doing?
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: disturbia on December 17, 2009, 12:43:57 AM
Agreed.  Angry skinny kids with something to prove.  Where's the vid of them meeting someone who knows what he's doing?

yeah kinda what I thought too
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Matt C on December 17, 2009, 12:44:24 AM
I only watched up until 1:12.  I wish these guys went up to a dude the size of Alex23 and tried that shit.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Mrdibbs on December 17, 2009, 12:46:47 AM
Lets hope they run into this guy one day

(http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/news/2007_10/9398.jpg)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Tapeworm on December 17, 2009, 12:52:17 AM
yeah kinda what I thought too

Only a matter of time.  Didn't watch it all but have to give partial credit for them not just hanging an arm out there, even if it's just fear.  American brawlers make an awful habit of that.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Kwon on December 17, 2009, 12:54:48 AM
They wouldn't handle SS, Alex28, Onlyme, Arce(PED!), Johnny F, Wiggs, Swede! nor The Shadow.

We have any more "Tapout-fighters"?
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 17, 2009, 12:57:48 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't those guys skins? There's a fucking skinhead video with boot parties and stabbings coming from there like twice a week.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: jon cole on December 17, 2009, 02:43:18 AM
-skinny guy that knock out other skinny guy with hand on pocket.
-at least 3 bouncer against one poor guy.
-maybe they'll knock out a russian mafiosi, then they're dead.
too easy.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: 210 and growing on December 17, 2009, 03:05:02 AM
Were abouts in russia is this?? Whenever i have traveeled to eastern europe, the bouncers are juiced to the gills and the size of a f ucking house !!
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Petrucci on December 17, 2009, 03:17:51 AM
bouncers here are the typical fat slob , very tall and with a mean face (at least on the places i go). Sometimes they dont look so mean, but they have lots of friends, and usually their tatic is to make friends with everyone, so when some bad thing happens they can resolve just with talk
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Mars on December 17, 2009, 03:21:02 AM
Were abouts in russia is this?? Whenever i have traveeled to eastern europe, the bouncers are juiced to the gills and the size of a f ucking house !!
i was expecting something like that as well wtf
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: _bruce_ on December 17, 2009, 03:33:08 AM
Pretty cheapo - they just hit someone who looks away or is busy talking shit...

brutal waste of resources...
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: nolotil on December 17, 2009, 03:51:42 AM
i been in russia (moscow ..10 days) some real crazy characters over there and some very nice ladies  8)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: L00n on December 17, 2009, 04:32:45 AM
Lets hope they run into this guy one day

(http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/news/2007_10/9398.jpg)

LOOOL
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Petrucci on December 17, 2009, 05:36:06 AM
LOOOL

wasnt alexander involved in a bar fight where he send some guys to the hospital some years ago?
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: drkaje on December 17, 2009, 05:45:13 AM
A fat guy would be hurt by a well executed punch too.

Guys that size usually will only jump with surprise or numbers on their side. I'll always hit a smaller/short guy the minute he starts talking shit. Bigger guys usually don't have anything to prove so it's possible to reason with them. :)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Genius on December 17, 2009, 06:20:51 AM
Being a bouncer ain't easy, but must admit that my fellowrussians are a disgrace when watching the video..

And for those who underestimate the "twinks", I'm the alfa in our team but hell can my "twink"-friends beat the shit out of cocky guests.

Some guests actually deserve "suckerpunches" and a litte cum in their face...

Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: MP on December 17, 2009, 06:28:19 AM
Looks like a stellar club.  ::)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: drkaje on December 17, 2009, 06:33:44 AM
One of my friends is a bouncer and ends up stuck outside all the time. He's a good fighter but small, like 5'9".
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: allnatural on December 17, 2009, 06:58:44 AM
Russians are scum...can't stand'em. All the eastern european trash that come here as well.

I'm Polish, I would love meet a bitch like you on the street. Don't compare these Russian punks to the whole europe.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Meso_z on December 17, 2009, 07:01:20 AM
Being a bouncer ain't easy, but must admit that my fellowrussians are a disgrace when watching the video..

And for those who underestimate the "twinks", I'm the alfa in our team but hell can my "twink"-friends beat the shit out of cocky guests.

Some guests actually deserve "suckerpunches" and a litte cum in their face...



calm down "Genius" ::)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Bossa on December 17, 2009, 07:20:19 AM
These guys are brutal...always like 5 on 1.  I remember hearing about Glenn Ross who is a 400 lb former world's strongest man who was a bouncer in northern ireland. Glenn was attacked after throwing a gang of thugs out of a club about 10 of them surrounded him with pick-axe handles and battered him so badly that he needed hundreds of staples to hold his head together and passed out due to losing so much blood but survived because he had a thicker than normal skull.  Just goes to show that if there is a pack of guys it doesn't matter your size/strength you are gonna take a beating.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Meso_z on December 17, 2009, 07:44:54 AM
These guys are brutal...always like 5 on 1.  I remember hearing about Glenn Ross who is a 400 lb former world's strongest man who was a bouncer in northern ireland. Glenn was attacked after throwing a gang of thugs out of a club about 10 of them surrounded him with pick-axe handles and battered him so badly that he needed hundreds of staples to hold his head together and passed out due to losing so much blood but survived because he had a thicker than normal skull.  Just goes to show that if there is a pack of guys it doesn't matter your size/strength you are gonna take a beating.

haha imagine one on one each of these thugs with Ross..
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Bossa on December 17, 2009, 07:52:52 AM
haha imagine one on one each of these thugs with Ross..

hahaha I would love to see that little russian group take on these guys  ;D

(http://www.gometal.com/pImg/BPC2008/BPC2008index.jpg)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: drkaje on December 17, 2009, 08:01:26 AM
Fanny packs are gay.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Bossa on December 17, 2009, 08:13:38 AM
Fanny packs are gay.

Dr. Cock....when coupled with the classic thumbs u pose they instantly become cool
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Tapeworm on December 17, 2009, 08:18:35 AM
Dr. Cock....when coupled with the classic thumbs u pose they instantly become cool

Not on that monger.

Dude looks legit retarded.  Are those velcro strap shoes?
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Colby on December 17, 2009, 08:36:36 AM
With a gut like that I'm sure it wouldn't be so easy to tie your shoes.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 17, 2009, 08:39:10 AM
They are no different than asians or somalians or just punks in general.  on their own they are useless pieces of shit but in a group of 10 or 20 it is hard to fight them all no matter how hard you try one of the fucks will get in a lucky shot then all of them will converge on you.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: uberman09 on December 17, 2009, 08:52:29 AM
haaaaa, those poor social classes and their pointless existences... always struggling fighting each other in their stinky cesspools, since the begining of mankind
without being able to make something worth of themselves.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Fury on December 17, 2009, 08:53:21 AM
I didn't see one punch in that video that wasn't a sucker punch. Not to mention the homo-eroticism in all those pictures.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: drkaje on December 17, 2009, 08:55:48 AM
Dr. Cock....when coupled with the classic thumbs u pose they instantly become cool

Those guys look like powerlifters.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Bossa on December 17, 2009, 09:03:22 AM
Those guys look like powerlifters.

Ya they are...or strongmen..

Donnie Thompson (2900 lb total), Andy Bolton (1,008 lb DL), ?, Glenn Ross (strongman), Sven Karlson (former WSM and IFBB pro)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: big L dawg on December 17, 2009, 09:08:23 AM
wether your skinny,fat,muscular,it takes the same amount of lbs per square inch to knock you out if your hit on the button....yea some people have better chins than others but it has nothing to do with there size in determining that....
People that think a skinny twink can't generate enough power to knock out a guy twice his size are sadly mistakin...It's all in the technique...
that being said the guys in the vids are some sucker punch artist...but then again last time I checked theres no rules in a street fight...
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: caseyviator on December 17, 2009, 11:43:06 AM
ive been bouncin   for over 15 years n the funniest thing to me is not the guy,,s its the stupid girls who when their man gets hit  she jumps in and goes completely nuts ,,phycopathic i mean they just are the worst to deal with when it comes to that..last fri i had to pick up  a guy by his armpits and simply carry her man out she chased me the whole way through the bar beating me on my back n head funniest shit ull ever see..i get him out hes cool  n just wants to leave.. n she just keeps tryin to kick me in 6 inch heals drunk as fuck,as i just slap her kicks away she  keeps fallen on her ass n gettin up n tryin again n again...shes smokin hot,, maybe 5 foot 2 100lbs  25 years old..wearin a mini skirt and no undies so when she kicks r falls down  everyone is gettin the best show of the nite!!!  great stuff   point is, in bouncin women r way worse then men!!  in the usa u cant hit people like that in the face ull get sued cause the state says if the clubs big enough their are cameras n if ya get caught hidin or erasin film ur up shit creek not worth it..imo  ps i luv boucin its still a blast sum nites ater all these yrs
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Parker on December 17, 2009, 12:13:26 PM
ive been bouncin   for over 15 years n the funniest thing to me is not the guy,,s its the stupid girls who when their man gets hit  she jumps in and goes completely nuts ,,phycopathic i mean they just are the worst to deal with when it comes to that..last fri i had to pick up  a guy by his armpits and simply carry her man out she chased me the whole way through the bar beating me on my back n head funniest shit ull ever see..i get him out hes cool  n just wants to leave.. n she just keeps tryin to kick me in 6 inch heals drunk as fuck,as i just slap her kicks away she  keeps fallen on her ass n gettin up n tryin again n again...shes smokin hot,, maybe 5 foot 2 100lbs  25 years old..wearin a mini skirt and no undies so when she kicks r falls down  everyone is gettin the best show of the nite!!!  great stuff   point is, in bouncin women r way worse then men!!  in the usa u cant hit people like that in the face ull get sued cause the state says if the clubs big enough their are cameras n if ya get caught hidin or erasin film ur up shit creek not worth it..imo  ps i luv boucin its still a blast sum nites ater all these yrs
Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears, or just some ho who takes clubbin attire advice from those two.

I've seen chicks in DC clubs throw drinks on dudes for no reason, then get pissed when they get tossed out. My bro was telling me of some chick at a DC club that threw a drink on a dude, and he was 6'4 280 pound African dude that was gonna turn her into melted brown sugar.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: drkaje on December 17, 2009, 12:25:12 PM
ive been bouncin   for over 15 years n the funniest thing to me is not the guy,,s its the stupid girls who when their man gets hit  she jumps in and goes completely nuts ,,phycopathic i mean they just are the worst to deal with when it comes to that..last fri i had to pick up  a guy by his armpits and simply carry her man out she chased me the whole way through the bar beating me on my back n head funniest shit ull ever see..i get him out hes cool  n just wants to leave.. n she just keeps tryin to kick me in 6 inch heals drunk as fuck,as i just slap her kicks away she  keeps fallen on her ass n gettin up n tryin again n again...shes smokin hot,, maybe 5 foot 2 100lbs  25 years old..wearin a mini skirt and no undies so when she kicks r falls down  everyone is gettin the best show of the nite!!!  great stuff   point is, in bouncin women r way worse then men!!  in the usa u cant hit people like that in the face ull get sued cause the state says if the clubs big enough their are cameras n if ya get caught hidin or erasin film ur up shit creek not worth it..imo  ps i luv boucin its still a blast sum nites ater all these yrs

Women know a man's first instinct isn't to hit them. Some chicks really take advantage of that shit.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 17, 2009, 12:28:15 PM
Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears, or just some ho who takes clubbin attire advice from those two.

I've seen shicks in DC clubs throw drinks on dudes for no reason, then get pissed when they get tossed out. My bro was telling me of some chick at a DC club that threw a drink on a dude, and he was 6'4 280 pound African dude that was gonna turn her into melted brown sugar.

Funniest shit happened to meet at this club.  This smoking hot broad was dancing and staring at me for a while.  She was way to smoking hot and honestly thought she wasn't look at me but after a while I thought maybe she was, I catch her eye and motion her over and so she does.  I asked her if she was looking at me and she said yeah and thought I was hot.  I thought score.  She starts grinding on my and in the motion bumps a couple of chicks dancing behind her. one of the chicks gets pissed and bumps her back, so this girl gets more into the grinding and bumps the other chick, before I knew it one girl grabs her hair, three other girls converge and this whole bitch fight takes place.  I just back up and walk away not wanting any of this shit.  They drag the others girl out and I see the bouncer dragging the girl that was hitting on me out, her hair was frizzed, mascara running down her face, scratch marks etc...  she just looks at me with the most dissapointed look in her eyes, my buddies having no clue that any of this happened asks me what went on and I just tell them I have no idea and go one with my night.

Bitches are crazy just like guys when they are in packs.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Parker on December 17, 2009, 12:29:31 PM
Women know a man's first instinct isn't to hit them. Some chicks really take advantage of that shit.

That's when you hit them with the "BITCH WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!" with some deep base, and a crazed look...they back the fuckdown...even the sistas will say, "this mofo is crazy.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Parker on December 17, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
Funniest shit happened to meet at this club.  This smoking hot broad was dancing and staring at me for a while.  She was way to smoking hot and honestly thought she wasn't look at me but after a while I thought maybe she was, I catch her eye and motion her over and so she does.  I asked her if she was looking at me and she said yeah and thought I was hot.  I thought score.  She starts grinding on my and in the motion bumps a couple of chicks dancing behind her. one of the chicks gets pissed and bumps her back, so this girl gets more into the grinding and bumps the other chick, before I knew it one girl grabs her hair, three other girls converge and this whole bitch fight takes place.  I just back up and walk away not wanting any of this shit.  They drag the others girl out and I see the bouncer dragging the girl that was hitting on me out, her hair was frizzed, mascara running down her face, scratch marks etc...  she just looks at me with the most dissapointed look in her eyes, my buddies having no clue that any of this happened asks me what went on and I just tell them I have no idea and go one with my night.

Bitches are crazy just like guys when they are in packs.
Thats funny as shit.
I think bitches are worst than dudes when they are "wolf packs".  Especially fine ass bitches...I've seen women take out another's weave seen a group of chicks just out and out destroy a dude's car, short of torching it. It was soo bad, that the dude was crying. It was brand new Porsche Turbo---happened outside of the club. And I didn't see shit, because dude was acting like a baller, and he got "balled".

Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 17, 2009, 12:41:57 PM
Should have used a hammer.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: odilly on December 17, 2009, 03:21:24 PM
nice country that A those guys dont get charged for that to people and B the have gainfull employment doing that any bar or club in any civilized place you would get sent packing especally if you made a youtube video with the clubs name and shit in it
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 17, 2009, 03:37:34 PM
after looking at the video a few times I believe it was all staged, just some kids making a video for attention. Same guys and same location time after time with lame punches...
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Bobby on December 17, 2009, 03:51:26 PM
bunch of tough guys with napoleon syndrome ::)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: dustin on December 17, 2009, 04:03:36 PM
Bunch of cowardice little fucks. If that did that to me I'd seriously fucking kill them.

Buddy of mine was killed last year for accidentally stepping on someone's shoe. Embarrasses me to say that they were all Asian twinks. Just a few appologies exchanged and then he got hit when he left the club. I hate the club scene. It's good for nothing but picking up STD infected pussy.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Colossus3 on December 17, 2009, 04:32:54 PM
Those guys are real deal knockout artists! Even Fedor would not dare go against that deadly wolfpack  ;D

As for the guy who said all eastern europeans and Russians are scum. Here is little peace of advice for you. Go grab a knife and run into it couple of times you jackass!
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 17, 2009, 04:40:29 PM
all eastern europeans and Russians are scum

it's a widely believed fact
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Colossus3 on December 17, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
Widely believed fact? LOL i don't even know where to begin. Probably start with suggestion of going back to school.

Europe is so old and big that it's pretty much a fact that majority of Europeans mixed with each other through out history.  Germans, Russian, French, act.. all have other European blood in them as well. 
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 17, 2009, 04:56:04 PM
Widely believed fact? LOL i don't even know where to begin. Probably start with suggestion of going back to school.

Europe is so old and big that it's pretty much a fact that majority of Europeans mixed with each other through out history.  Germans, Russian, French, act.. all have other European blood in them as well. 

great sense of humour as well
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 17, 2009, 04:57:40 PM
Tap Out
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Colossus3 on December 17, 2009, 04:59:29 PM
hahaha Russians are known for their sense of humor , just look at Feodor's Family photo  ;D

Kind of hard to pick up on sarcasm on the internet. Sorry!
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 17, 2009, 05:04:36 PM
Kind of hard to pick up on sarcasm on the internet. Sorry!

 ;D
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Ursus on December 17, 2009, 06:15:40 PM
I am just in from doing the door there.

Whilst i do not have it in me to sucker punch someone I am sure that many people would gladly do it to me so I just maintain a distance at all times.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: brent2741 on December 17, 2009, 06:22:02 PM
pussies ;)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: EL Mariachi on December 17, 2009, 06:37:57 PM
where s the vid a guy coming back to the club with a gun for revenge?
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Tombo on December 17, 2009, 07:15:58 PM
Thats funny as shit.
I think bitches are worst than dudes when they are "wolf packs".  Especially fine ass bitches...I've seen women take out another's weave seen a group of chicks just out and out destroy a dude's car, short of torching it. It was soo bad, that the dude was crying. It was brand new Porsche Turbo---happened outside of the club. And I didn't see shit, because dude was acting like a baller, and he got "balled".



shit if its gonna be told by Parker, its gonna be a Porsche.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 17, 2009, 08:28:54 PM
I'm Polish

Sorry to hear that.

Don't compare these Russian punks to the whole europe.

Not "the whole europe" just the eastern european trash.  ;)
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 17, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
it's a widely believed fact

It's a widely known fact.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: HTexan on December 17, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
Sorry to hear that.

Not "the whole europe" just the eastern european trash.  ;)
Russia > France
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 17, 2009, 11:04:16 PM
Russia > France
 :D :D :D

Even the french are better than slav's.  :P
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Parker on December 17, 2009, 11:10:30 PM
shit if its gonna be told by Parker, its gonna be a Porsche.
haha....there are a ton of them where I live. Porsche Turbo is the de facto "made it car" along with the SL AMG

I even dated a chick with that name...and she looked like a Porsche as well. ;D
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Tombo on December 18, 2009, 02:27:02 AM
haha....there are a ton of them where I live. Porsche Turbo is the de facto "made it car" along with the SL AMG

I even dated a chick with that name...and she looked like a Porsche as well. ;D

I'm not sure how to take that second part haha

nice headlights and an attractive grill perhaps?  ;D
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Genius on December 18, 2009, 03:49:52 AM
calm down "Genius" ::)

I'm a calm dude, "Meso_Z".

I hope you are calm when someone calls your mom "bad things"...
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Parker on December 18, 2009, 03:54:05 AM
I'm not sure how to take that second part haha

nice headlights and an attractive grill perhaps?  ;D
For sure, and curves to match...But like in the Shakespeare play Merchant of Venice, I didn't have the funds to woo fair _____.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Bobby on December 18, 2009, 04:03:19 AM
Sorry to hear that.


 ;D
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Figo on December 18, 2009, 07:14:48 AM
Ya they are...or strongmen..

Donnie Thompson (2900 lb total), Andy Bolton (1,008 lb DL), ?, Glenn Ross (strongman), Sven Karlson (former WSM and IFBB pro)

Sven Karlsen has streamlined! Looking jacked and healthy. Wasnt he suffering from health issues?
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: HTexan on December 18, 2009, 09:26:43 AM
Even the french are better than slav's.  :P
no, everything can beat France.
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: sean on December 18, 2009, 06:16:29 PM
Isn't beating up on a drunk akin to slapping around a women?
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: Flexb on December 18, 2009, 08:15:55 PM
That was pretty pathetic. Entertaining though but those guys need to be locked up
Title: Re: Russian Bouncers
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 19, 2009, 08:23:08 AM
Bullies sucker punching the weakest guys they can find. Then kicking them on the ground.  Is any of the victims acting in any way aggressive toward the criminals?  These garbage countries are lawless.  If anyone from the US goes into a Russian nightclub they are taking their life in their hand.