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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Matterhorn on December 17, 2009, 02:41:19 PM
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1 hour and 1 eggnog into the office Christmas party, even the most average-looking, boring coworker all of a sudden starts to look HOT.
Ever experienced this phenomenon of Season horniness? :P Why is that???
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You have to possess a job to attend an office christmas party.
most of us getbiggers retire by age 22.
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definately a no no, great idea when ur smashed when u sober up and its a new day shit is very stressful. did it a few times, actually fuck it, it was all good lol, fuck em thats there problem.
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Yes, I think it's because we aren't used to seeing female office workers dressed up in nightgowns and all. It can be quite a turn on...
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Yes, I think it's because we aren't used to seeing female office workers dressed up in nightgowns and all. It can be quite a turn on...
Could they be trannies? ;D
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My office party is tomorrow, and I won't be drinking any alcohol. But there are a couple chicks I wouldn't mind nailing out in my car. ;)
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1 eggnog and you have beer goggles?
i think its safe to say that if you drank a beer or two youd be on the receiving end of a gloryhole. (no homo)
matterhon = lightweight
fuck the ones that can help your career...if there are any. if not, just take pics for humiliating them later in the spring when they get "sassy"
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For some reason I though you were making fun of BOB!!!!! Chick!!!!!
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I ended up f cking and then marrying my ex-wife at the work office party. Worse mistake of my life ???
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Any female worth screwing at work---should have already been screwed (and not just at work either).
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definately a no no, great idea when ur smashed when u sober up and its a new day shit is very stressful. did it a few times, actually fuck it, it was all good lol, fuck em thats there problem.
Im glad you saw sense toward the latter part of your post , I was going to drop a Will Bomb on you ;D
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its good when there isnt any high level management there
then u can get fuckin loose as hell
(im high level management of course)
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Awhile back I went to a Christmas party with an ex-girlfriend.the party was at a hotel in NYC so a bunch of people got rooms.one of the guys got really drunk got undressed and passed out in a roll out bed in front of a room full of people.since the bed had wheels I decided the best course of action was to roll him out of the room,into the elevator,and down to the lobby where I left him :)
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I never saw bob there.
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You have to possess a job to attend an office christmas party.
most of us getbiggers retire by age 22.
This shitty economy.......
Looks like I'll be working until I'm 25... :(
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My office party is tomorrow, and I won't be drinking any alcohol. But there are a couple chicks I wouldn't mind nailing out in my car. ;)
Why don't you drink Alcohol?
(I don't either, I rarely drink Beer or NyQuil)
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I never saw bob there.
Wouldn't it be cool to have a cookout with Bob Chic, and NaturalWonders83? (no homo) ;D
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Any female worth screwing at work---should have already been screwed.
damn right.
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1 eggnog and you have beer goggles?
i think its safe to say that if you drank a beer or two youd be on the receiving end of a gloryhole. (no homo)
matterhon = lightweight
fuck the ones that can help your career...if there are any. if not, just take pics for humiliating them later in the spring when they get "sassy"
absolutely true. on certain days, I can be completely smashed after just one glass of wine. lightweight, indeed.
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absolutely true. on certain days, I can be completely smashed after just one glass of wine. lightweight, indeed.
Does a swiss even drink fast enough to get drunk?
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You have to possess a job to attend an office christmas party.
most of us getbiggers retire by age 22.
Yeah. With the many millions we made, we retire to Dubai, India.
Here, we like to spend our time surfing on GetBig, banging girls and working out.
As I type this, Mars is rolling by my Dubai mansion in his new Rolls Royce Phantom.
Living the dream.
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Why don't you drink Alcohol?
(I don't either, I rarely drink Beer or NyQuil)
I do drink, love to in fact. But I don't like to drink in moderation, I just like getting drunk. But I am taking a break. Been about 10 months since my last drink. It's just something that is fun on occasion but I don't need it.
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Just got back from my office xmas party.
Cliffs:
-Hot Indian chick I want to bang wasn't there. >:( Or maybe she came early and left early. ???
-Hot white chick was there, gave me a funny look once or twice but didn't talk to me at all.
-Food was pretty good. Lots of protein to produce a positive nitrogen balance.
-No booze was served, not that I was gonna drink anyway. (This is not normal, a last minute thing we found out...boss was not happy about it.)
-Some fat chick talked to me a little. I could probably hit it pretty easily but what's the point? I could pull tons of fatty pussy but their lack of willpower sickens me.
-I didn't stay long or even talk to too many people. Just took in my desired amount of proteins, fats, and carbs and left.
-There was a wide variety of deserts, I ate none.
-Probably won't go next year unless the venue changes, alcohol is provided, or I have a better shot a bangin a quality whore.
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Just got back from my office xmas party.
Cliffs:
-Hot Indian chick I want to bang wasn't there. >:( Or maybe she came early and left early. ???
-Hot white chick was there, gave me a funny look once or twice but didn't talk to me at all.
-Food was pretty good. Lots of protein to produce a positive nitrogen balance.
-No booze was served, not that I was gonna drink anyway. (This is not normal, a last minute thing we found out...boss was not happy about it.)
-Some fat chick talked to me a little. I could probably hit it pretty easily but what's the point? I could pull tons of fatty pussy but their lack of willpower sickens me.
-I didn't stay long or even talk to too many people. Just took in my desired amount of proteins, fats, and carbs and left.
-There was a wide variety of deserts, I ate none.
-Probably won't go next year unless the venue changes, alcohol is provided, or I have a better shot a bangin a quality whore.
Living the dream.
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Living the dream.
I actually found myself imagining what I would be doing differently at the party if I was drunk.
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I actually found myself imagining what I would be doing differently at the party if I was drunk.
Flopping your cock out and calling your boss a twink is always a good start.
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-Hot white chick was there, gave me a funny look once or twice but didn't talk to me at all.
She was making faces? Why didn't you flip your eyelids and make like a lizard?
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I was at a club last night and a blonde kept looking over at me... I thought I knew her from somewhere so I went over and had a chat. Turns out I didn't know her...... but she came home with me 8)
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I was at a club last night and a blonde kept looking over at me... I thought I knew her from somewhere so I went over and had a chat. Turns out I didn't know her...... but she came home with me 8)
Did you pis5 in her asspipe
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I actually found myself imagining what I would be doing differently at the party if I was drunk.
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Did you pis5 in her asspipe
She wasn't into the backdoor action :(
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She wasn't into the backdoor action :(
She sounds selfish >:(
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Awhile back I went to a Christmas party with an ex-girlfriend.the party was at a hotel in NYC so a bunch of people got rooms.one of the guys got really drunk got undressed and passed out in a roll out bed in front of a room full of people.since the bed had wheels I decided the best course of action was to roll him out of the room,into the elevator,and down to the lobby where I left him :)
Hahaha,now thats funny!
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We don't always show the love but you know it's there. Man Code & such.
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if you dont have the Guns dont get onstage
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definately a no no, great idea when ur smashed when u sober up and its a new day shit is very stressful. did it a few times, actually fuck it, it was all good lol, fuck em thats there problem.
You're a wrecking machine at the moment.
No pussy is safe......shit
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You're a wrecking machine at the moment.
No pussy is safe......shit
fuck em, if there drinking and there into you make sure u get into them.
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Did you pis5 in her asspipe
WTF???? LMAO!