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Title: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: Spoony Luv on December 21, 2009, 09:22:46 PM
His name is Alex---but he goes by King
Sorry ladies---he wears a ring

He's been running Getbig---since Squad Father fell
Get on his bad side---and he'll put you threw hell

He's as smart whip---and as big as two trucks
He's fucking loaded---He's got all the bucks

He squashes Schmoe's---for shits and giggles
As big as he is---nothing jiggles

He's as strong as an ox---and fast as a cheetha
Eats 10 pounds of meat daily---Fuck you PETA

You can try to stop him---you can put him in Timeout
But in the end he'll Win---without a Doubt!






Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: Army of One on December 21, 2009, 09:26:57 PM
    Who ate all the pies?
    Who ate all the pies?
    You fat bastard,
    You fat bastard,
    You ate all the pies!
Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: jtsunami on December 21, 2009, 09:49:07 PM
His name is Alex---but he goes by King
Sorry ladies---he wears a ring

He's been running Getbig---since Squad Father fell
Get on his bad side---and he'll put you threw hell

He's as smart whip---and as big as two trucks
He's fucking loaded---He's got all the bucks

He squashes Schmoe's---for shits and giggles
As big as he is---nothing jiggles

He's as strong as an ox---and fast as a cheetha
Eats 10 pounds of meat daily---Fuck you PETA

You can try to stop him---you can put him in Timeout
But in the end he'll Win---without a Doubt!








OMG OMG !!!!! POST OF THE DECADE !!!!!!!! this needs to be sticky'd up top
Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 21, 2009, 09:52:29 PM
His name is Alex---but he goes by King
Sorry ladies---he wears a ring

He's been running Getbig---since Squad Father fell
Get on his bad side---and he'll put you threw hell

He's as smart whip---and as big as two trucks
He's fucking loaded---He's got all the bucks

He squashes Schmoe's---for shits and giggles
As big as he is---nothing jiggles

He's as strong as an ox---and fast as a cheetha
Eats 10 pounds of meat daily---Fuck you PETA

You can try to stop him---you can put him in Timeout
But in the end he'll Win---without a Doubt!








roses are red,
xerxes is gay,
whats up with all these poems,
on getbig today?
Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: WillGrant on December 21, 2009, 10:01:46 PM
OMG OMG !!!!! POST OF THE DECADE !!!!!!!! this needs to be sticky'd up top
fu ck up semen breath  ::)
Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: Spoony Luv on December 21, 2009, 10:02:24 PM
Johnny Johnny Falcon---that is his name
If you don't understand him---you're fucking lame

He diets on beer---oils and berries
He has a 10 dong---admired by ferries

He rips thru ho's---sometimes two at a time
He fly's so high---he should be fighting crime

He's misunderstood---he doesn't get his due
But the times are changing---thanks to Nibru

He's a lyrical genius---his raps are tight
You want him on your side---when its time to fight

So listen to Falcon---when he's flying high
He's the chosen one---and don't ask why




Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: Spoony Luv on December 21, 2009, 10:04:16 PM
roses are red,
xerxes is gay,
whats up with all these poems,
on getbig today?

I haven't posted in awhile---I haven't said a peep
I picked a time---when I was 12 beers deep
Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: Jeffro on December 21, 2009, 11:35:53 PM
I haven't posted in awhile---I haven't said a peep
I picked a time---when I was 12 beers deep

The only thing that's 12 deep with you is your boyfriend's 12 inch dong deep in your ass, "Spoon of Cum."
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: dyslexic on December 21, 2009, 11:43:49 PM
Who knows if your homo
You love him long time

Don't feel any sorrow
You'll see him tomorrow

Yes he eats berries
But so do those fairies

I don't think that oil
Is just for his belly

He might smear that ol' bunghole
Just like K-Y jelly

Pull down your pants
And show him your ass

You never know homo
You might romp in the grass
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: kreator on December 21, 2009, 11:48:17 PM
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: WillGrant on December 21, 2009, 11:57:16 PM
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
And when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
And when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
To have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.

I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.

I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: dyslexic on December 22, 2009, 12:00:39 AM

I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!



x 2
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: WillGrant on December 22, 2009, 12:02:50 AM
 :D

As I stick my sweaty arm up the vagina of a cow ...
... I think of your moist, warm lips ... and wish you were here now.

The warm and friendly feeling of a cow turd on the ground ...
... Reminds me of your gentle warmth I feel all year 'round.

The stinking, filthy carcass of a rotting feral pig ...
... Bloated in the sunlight ... like my love for you, grows big.

The twitching, wobbly spleen of a freshly slaughtered sheep ...
... Reminds me of your lovely breasts - oh, it nearly makes me weep.

The fresh ejected vomit of a cattle dog that's crook ...
... Makes me ponder on the tasty pots of stew that you can cook.

As my lovely snow white stallion drops a rancid, roaring fart,
I'm reminded of the music that is played within your heart.

The rattling, untuned motor of my rusty Valiant ute,
Jog my memory of your lovely voice, conversational and cute.

The thudding of a turd in the outhouse dunny tin ...
Makes me think of your soft footsteps, to the bedroom, coming in.

The shrieking of a cockatoo being swallowed by a snake,
Gets me joyful, gets me smiling, It's like the laughter that you make.

When I trip over at the spray-race in the dip and piss and slop ...
... I recall all those loving tears that you frequently drop.

As I hawk a giant boogy up, and spit it in the dust ...
... I cannot help but feel your slippery, luscious lust.

Oh, my darling, I'm your drake, and with a bit of LUCK ...
... I'd love to jump upon you and ...
and ...
and ...
let you be my ...
... female duck!!
Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 22, 2009, 01:40:46 AM
I haven't posted in awhile---I haven't said a peep
I picked a time---when I was 12 beers deep


i wasn't only refering to you---mr spoony.
i was talking about the other queer---who writes love poems to nasser el sonbooootny.
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: Kwon on December 22, 2009, 01:52:39 AM
Great XmasPoems!
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 01:56:47 AM
jeesh ..getbig has so much talent

we are billionaire strongmen with zane like proportions who fuck only top models, in our Pagani Zondas top notch cage fighters top athletes ....and all around geniuses...add poets to that

Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: Kwon on December 22, 2009, 02:26:15 AM
Poets, Cagefighters, Streetfighters, Zillionaires that bang supermodels on a daily basis and intellectual giants to boot! (with Zane-like physiques all year around)

Getbig in a nutshell.

Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 22, 2009, 02:30:51 AM
Nasser O Nasser, you labor and toil

But your back remained shitty, even with the oil

Dorian sells protein, it flies off the shelve

and you sell your manties, how many now....twelve?

While Dorian makes millions, and flies in first class

a schmoe pays you $40 to cum on your ass
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 22, 2009, 03:21:13 AM
wingedlion is sev...and sev is wingedlion
he gave us the biggest outing...and he was not lying.

for xerxes a queer...and this is so clear
no one can deny...gaydar poking him in the rear.

light saber is long...light saber is hot
he even let king tut...probe him in the butt.

now xerxes is not a man...this i do not think
for everyone on getbig knows...he's a pillow biting twink.

so wingedlion...thanks for the outing
you sent xerxes soul searching...and now he is hiding.

when xerxes was young...he was diagnosed with megalomania
but now he has learned...not to mess with the bald man from romania.
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 03:27:14 AM
wingedlion is sev...and sev is wingedlion
he gave us the biggest outing...and he was not lying.

for xerxes a queer...and this is so clear
no one can deny...gaydar poking him in the rear.

light saber is long...light saber is hot
he even let king tut...probed him in the butt.

now xerxes is not a man...this i do not think
for everyone on getbig knows...he's a pillow biting twink.

so wingedlion...thanks for the outing
you sent xerxes soul searching...and now he is hiding.

when xerxes was young...he was diagnosed with megalomania
but know he learned...not to mess with the bald man from romania.

that brought fucking tears to my eyes.... god bless you grktown !


Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 22, 2009, 03:38:51 AM
that brought fucking tears to my eyes.... god bless you grktown !




im hoping to get "noob post of the year" considerations. ;D
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 22, 2009, 03:39:45 AM
:D

As I stick my sweaty arm up the vagina of a cow ...
... I think of your moist, warm lips ... and wish you were here now.

The warm and friendly feeling of a cow turd on the ground ...
... Reminds me of your gentle warmth I feel all year 'round.

The stinking, filthy carcass of a rotting feral pig ...
... Bloated in the sunlight ... like my love for you, grows big.

The twitching, wobbly spleen of a freshly slaughtered sheep ...
... Reminds me of your lovely breasts - oh, it nearly makes me weep.

The fresh ejected vomit of a cattle dog that's crook ...
... Makes me ponder on the tasty pots of stew that you can cook.

As my lovely snow white stallion drops a rancid, roaring fart,
I'm reminded of the music that is played within your heart.

The rattling, untuned motor of my rusty Valiant ute,
Jog my memory of your lovely voice, conversational and cute.

The thudding of a turd in the outhouse dunny tin ...
Makes me think of your soft footsteps, to the bedroom, coming in.

The shrieking of a cockatoo being swallowed by a snake,
Gets me joyful, gets me smiling, It's like the laughter that you make.

When I trip over at the spray-race in the dip and piss and slop ...
... I recall all those loving tears that you frequently drop.

As I hawk a giant boogy up, and spit it in the dust ...
... I cannot help but feel your slippery, luscious lust.

Oh, my darling, I'm your drake, and with a bit of LUCK ...
... I'd love to jump upon you and ...
and ...
and ...
let you be my ...
... female duck!!

:D ;D
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 22, 2009, 03:40:44 AM
Johnny Falcon stick a gun in your fucking mouth and shoot. 
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 04:53:50 AM
im hoping to get "noob post of the year" considerations. ;D
you are winning " spot Xerses the waay too obvious closet homo " year award

" Poem of the Year " too  ;D
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 04:57:35 AM
Johnny Falcon stick a gun in your fucking mouth and shoot. 
::)
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on December 22, 2009, 07:00:47 AM
Johnny Falcon stick a gun in your fucking mouth and shoot. 
good lord bless his little heart
Title: Re: Tribute to the great ALEX 23
Post by: dr.chimps on December 22, 2009, 07:02:19 AM
Johnny Johnny Falcon---that is his name
If you don't understand him---you're fucking lame

He diets on beer---oils and berries
He has a 10 dong---admired by ferries

He rips thru ho's---sometimes two at a time
He fly's so high---he should be fighting crime

He's misunderstood---he doesn't get his due
But the times are changing---thanks to Nibru

He's a lyrical genius---his raps are tight
You want him on your side---when its time to fight

So listen to Falcon---when he's flying high
He's the chosen one---and don't ask why
I like how you bring a nautical motif to your poesy.
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: polychronopolous on December 22, 2009, 07:02:31 AM
2 getbig legends, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: BIG_STI on December 22, 2009, 07:05:57 AM
you are winning " spot Xerses the waay too obvious closet homo " year award

" Poem of the Year " too  ;D

You truly are a pathetic gypsy who talks with his own gimmicks
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: Spike on December 22, 2009, 07:07:58 AM
true warriors of getbig


failcon is cool cause people give him shit and he just rubs it off - something I admire about that

alex23 aka choclate thunder gun is tru ambassador of getbig traversing the US with his french canadian accent all the while, running shit down in TX

[/no homo]
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: dyslexic on December 22, 2009, 07:55:38 AM
true warriors of getbig


failcon is cool cause people give him shit and he just rubs it off - something I admire about that

alex23 aka choclate thunder gun is tru ambassador of getbig traversing the US with his french canadian accent all the while, running shit down in TX

[/no homo]


Did you mean "rubs it out?"
Title: Re: Tribute to ALEX 23 and Johnny Falcon
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 22, 2009, 02:25:55 PM
You truly are a pathetic gypsy who talks with his own gimmicks

big sti is confused...he thinks wingedlion is I,
apparently sev...has fucked with big sti.

but i am alone...when i write my poem
i need no one...to make fun of you gnome.

                                         .grktown.