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Title: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 01:24:42 AM
when the condom doesnt unroll naturally?
i always wondered that.
i think mine is thicker than average but not remarkable long cause it always fits at the end.

if theres a god he wouldnt let us perform porn with a piece of rubber.

what are your experiences with these cock blockers?

(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/condom_college_girls.jpg)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 01:28:11 AM
(http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/7/8/jailbait.jpg)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 01:29:20 AM
(http://bluwiki.com/images/thumb/b/b3/Jailbait.jpg/300px-Jailbait.jpg)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 02:06:57 AM
(http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/photos_large/2008/04/01/Matt_Leinart_With_Young-Girls.jpg)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Kwon on December 22, 2009, 02:24:18 AM
Don't like condoms.

Been years since i used one.
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 03:11:35 AM
Don't like condoms.

Been years since i used one.
so you bareback dudes

fun times  :-X
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Kwon on December 22, 2009, 03:39:12 AM
so you bareback dudes

fun times  :-X

Sorry, I am hetero.
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 22, 2009, 03:43:30 AM
when the condom doesnt unroll naturally?
i always wondered that.
i think mine is thicker than average but not remarkable long cause it always fits at the end.

if theres a god he wouldnt let us perform porn with a piece of rubber.

what are your experiences with these cock blockers?

(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/condom_college_girls.jpg)
mars has taken the place of John Holmes
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 04:21:04 AM
Sorry, I am hetero.
::)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Kwon on December 22, 2009, 04:57:05 AM
::)

 ::)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: io856 on December 22, 2009, 04:59:27 AM
I have this problem also... I thought it was just the annoyance of condoms...
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Spike on December 22, 2009, 05:06:02 AM
I dont wear condoms

I bang chicks I dont have to with and the test keeps my sperm count down

I heard the test to see if you should buy larger condoms is to take an empty toilet paper roll and stick your dick in it and see if its snug/doesnt fit then you should buy magnums
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: ~flower~ on December 22, 2009, 05:13:21 AM
interesting
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 06:00:23 AM
its only the thickness, cant get past a certain point, but when i unroll that cockblocker when its out of the package i can shove it around my meatsword like a jacket and it fits very good. i did some without that annoying thing but im too scared for diseases and pregnancies.
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: jaejonna on December 22, 2009, 06:12:50 AM
Using the cockblocker does suck, but when you go 'there' with nothing on its like heaven on EArth for me and him
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: che on December 22, 2009, 06:15:35 AM
Using the cockblocker does suck, but when you go 'there' with nothing on its like heaven on EArth for me and him

OMG  :o

OUTED
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 06:21:26 AM
Using the cockblocker does suck, but when you go 'there' with nothing on its like heaven on EArth for me and him

no homo?
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: io856 on December 22, 2009, 06:22:55 AM
the condom doesn't unroll to the end of my dick and theres often not much of a resevior tip and pretty tight as far as width is concerned... it makes me scared that it will break... sometimes they just came off completely and I just thought fck it...
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 06:25:13 AM
(http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/DSC00001.JPG)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: io856 on December 22, 2009, 06:26:27 AM
haha these girls going somewhere looking and feeling like a douchebag to a dress up party... then they get smashed and forget about it...
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 06:30:44 AM
(http://images.showhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/05/23/miley_sexy5.jpg)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: io856 on December 22, 2009, 06:32:02 AM
thats not lee... gal
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 06:32:35 AM
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Tre on December 22, 2009, 06:37:01 AM

Yeah, I would.  (no pedo)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: io856 on December 22, 2009, 06:39:15 AM
as if not 1,3,2,4
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Spike on December 22, 2009, 06:41:30 AM
as if not 1,3,2,4

yes
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Tre on December 22, 2009, 06:44:07 AM
yes

I love blondes, too, but the girl in the blue top is definitely the best in bed. 

Good-looking women are nice to date, but the one with the sturdiest body is the one you'd rather be banging.

Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 22, 2009, 08:57:12 AM
if you say so tre.
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: CalvinH on December 22, 2009, 09:21:44 AM
Hate em but don't wanna be a daddy :-\
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Tre on December 22, 2009, 01:39:36 PM
Hate em but don't wanna be a daddy :-\

That is so not an excuse not to fuck. 

You know when you're about to pop! 
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: dov on December 22, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
"Paint it, paint it, paint it black..."      LOL @ "sturdiest body"!
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 22, 2009, 03:03:32 PM
That's not Xerxes and his BF

(http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/DSC00001.JPG)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: polychronopolous on December 22, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
That's not Xerxes and his BF




 ;D
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Bobby on December 22, 2009, 03:33:38 PM
I dont wear condoms

I bang chicks I dont have to with and the test keeps my sperm count down

I heard the test to see if you should buy larger condoms is to take an empty toilet paper roll and stick your dick in it and see if its snug/doesnt fit then you should buy magnums

what?! there is no way anyone can get it into a tp roll ???
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 23, 2009, 06:50:04 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gfXupHOEhH0/SYBILcvaTBI/AAAAAAAAChA/tDuYSD-8b6M/s400/slut-profile.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gfXupHOEhH0/SaGrgL5hPjI/AAAAAAAACpI/B6ut9Nl54nI/s400/Hot_Social_Networking_Beauties__3.jpg)


Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: WingedLion on December 23, 2009, 06:53:48 AM
That's not Xerxes and his BF

(http://fakkelbrigade.eu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/DSC00001.JPG)
no...this is them
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mars on December 23, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
thats tbombz
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2009, 02:28:51 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: wavelength on December 23, 2009, 02:31:35 PM
great thread by a great poster
Title: Re: you have a big schlong?
Post by: lax on December 23, 2009, 02:42:09 PM
I love blondes, too, but the girl in the blue top is definitely the best in bed. 

Good-looking women are nice to date, but the one with the sturdiest body is the one you'd rather be banging.



yes