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Title: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 12:27:16 PM
Saw this on Fark. Had to share with the GB crew.

Just take a look at the contestants (http://www.chronicle.gi/headlines_details.php?id=15775). I'll wait...



























WTF. DAMN.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
I would sleep with the first five but that last one is a fuckin dude!! They are nothing special (the first 5) but still fuckable.  ;D
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 12:38:03 PM
It was all about #6 for me. She had me in tears. I was actually angry.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 12:38:45 PM
It was all about #6 for me. She had me in tears. I was actually angry.

He had you in tears.  :D
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Saxon on December 23, 2009, 12:43:48 PM
Number 3, Kaiane Aldorino, won Miss World I think, absolutely beautiful.

As for number 6... :-X
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Nails on December 23, 2009, 12:46:33 PM
Thats the best 6 pieces of asses in  GIBRALTAR??? Ill cross that out on my list of places to visit before i die
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2009, 12:48:07 PM
Number 3, Kaiane Aldorino, won Miss World I think, absolutely beautiful.

Agree - great smile
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 12:58:04 PM
I'm pretty sure #3 won.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/3666882425_275560a171.jpg)

#6 in a bikini. You can almost make out the penis.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2582/3666873553_9c62b3cbbe.jpg)

She is the epitome of a butter-OMG-face
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 12:59:45 PM
Where the hell are the blondes??
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: kiwiol on December 23, 2009, 01:02:43 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2582/3666873553_9c62b3cbbe.jpg)

She is the epitome of a butter-OMG-face

Are you saying the local paper bag manufacturing companies probably had a huge fight over which one of them gets to sponsor her?
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Her fucking head is pissing me off. I bet her parents tried to lose her at Six Flags when she was a child.

(http://www.missgibraltar.gi/content/images/stories/show2009/IMG_0744.jpg)
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 23, 2009, 02:25:56 PM
I'd fuck them all and do the last one anally.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 02:28:37 PM
I'd fuck them all and do the last one anally.

A true man of steele.  ;D Where are all the blonde's? This contest is culturally bias!
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: gordiano on December 23, 2009, 02:30:06 PM
WTF?


(http://www.chronicle.gi/images/photos/Kaylee-Edwards.jpg)
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:45:05 PM
C'mon, mates! Keep at it...Get it on bb.com. If we do it right, she'll be dead before the sun goes down.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3666872109_64b31391be.jpg)

See that chick snickering in the back? She knows what's up.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Nails on December 23, 2009, 02:51:45 PM
thats the 6th best looking piece of pussy in that country ???...I can almost guarentte her parents have political or mafia ties, for that Ugly Bitch to even have the gull to shake her flabby ass on stage. Im starting to think this contest is rigged
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: myt1 on December 23, 2009, 02:55:20 PM


(http://www.missgibraltar.gi/content/images/stories/show2009/IMG_0744.jpg)


OMFG, somebody has some rich ass fuckin parents!!!  No way in hell this bitch is in a beauty pageant without having some money in the family.  She woulda been laughed off the stage by age 7 if not for her parents wealth.  This line from her bio is just priceless "HOBBIES & INTERESTS: Socialising, shopping, listening to music and keeping fit."  Oh my god, you're killin me with your sense of humor bitch 8)
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Tre on December 23, 2009, 02:55:33 PM

#3 for me. 

Hold on.  Turtle was dating Meadow Soprano?? 
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: myt1 on December 23, 2009, 02:59:09 PM
thats the 6th best looking piece of pussy in that country ???...I can almost guarentte her parents have political or mafia ties, for that Ugly Bitch to even have the gull to shake her flabby ass on stage. Im starting to think this contest is rigged

Seriously, when she smiles it looks like someone kicked her in the pussy while she is taking a fist fucking in the ass.  It's a combination of "oh god, I love it, and holy fucking shit what is happening back there" that has never been seen b4.  :-X
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Nails on December 23, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
#3 for me. 

Hold on.  Turtle was dating Meadow Soprano?? 

And she was actually doing that in real LIFE!!

Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: disturbia on December 23, 2009, 03:02:41 PM
Brian Peppers sister?
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: myt1 on December 23, 2009, 03:05:04 PM
And she was actually doing that in real LIFE!!


'
Get the fuck outta here............she really dated him???
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: wes on December 23, 2009, 03:22:06 PM
Puke smiley needed.  :(
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 03:35:06 PM
Her fucking head is pissing me off. I bet her parents tried to lose her at Six Flags when she was a child.

(http://www.missgibraltar.gi/content/images/stories/show2009/IMG_0744.jpg)

Imagine waking up to that monster..... :D
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 23, 2009, 03:38:25 PM
Imagine waking up to that monster..... :D

If it was in a 25000 sqft mansion next to the sea with my own yacht, ferrari Italia and whores around europe I'd certainly marry that princess for her money personality.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 05:33:02 PM
Good luck on the Royal Consummation. ;)
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Method101 on December 23, 2009, 05:42:21 PM
not one arya-n in sight, disgusting.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: slicksta on December 23, 2009, 06:16:15 PM
dear lord, this thing would give buffgodess a run for its money.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Nails on December 23, 2009, 06:43:45 PM
She must suffer from the same delusional mental sickness that Vince Goodrum has shown at bodybuilding expos

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=201046.0;attach=233902;image)
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Moontrane on December 23, 2009, 09:07:14 PM
Imagine waking up to that monster..... :D

An oldie but a goodie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew7g1GhOTb0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew7g1GhOTb0)
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
She must suffer from the same delusional mental sickness that Vince Goodrum has shown at bodybuilding expos

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=201046.0;attach=233902;image)

Is that something from the movie "Army of Darkness"
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: JasonH on December 24, 2009, 03:11:01 AM
Are you saying the local paper bag manufacturing companies probably had a huge fight over which one of them gets to sponsor her?

BWHAAAAAHAAAAAA!!
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Gino30 on December 24, 2009, 03:19:08 AM
C'mon, mates! Keep at it...Get it on bb.com. If we do it right, she'll be dead before the sun goes down.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3666872109_64b31391be.jpg)

See that chick snickering in the back? She knows what's up.

Show us your pic stud.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 24, 2009, 03:24:41 AM
Imagine waking up to that monster..... :D
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3666872109_64b31391be.jpg)

if delusion is a state of mind. then her state is TEXAS!!
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: kevinf on December 24, 2009, 06:04:05 AM
i dont get why her face is so fat if her body doesnt appear to be fat enough to reflect a double chin of that size...
maybe a thyroid problem?
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: wes on December 24, 2009, 06:21:58 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3666872109_64b31391be.jpg)

This bitch has more chins than a Chinese phone book !
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 24, 2009, 06:23:29 AM
I would attack her face with a viciousness only exhibited by greats such as Dick Butkus or Michael Strahan.  I would go strong, I would pump my legs, I would bull rush past her teeth and knock her the fuck out so hard.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: m8 on December 24, 2009, 07:24:19 AM
The first one is very fuckable.
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: gcb on December 24, 2009, 07:46:02 AM
I sort of like no 2
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Nails on December 24, 2009, 08:58:14 AM
Donald Trump Should lay the smack on this    Swamp Donkey


Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 24, 2009, 09:00:24 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3666872109_64b31391be.jpg)

This bitch has more chins than a Chinese phone book !
I would let her give me a BJ then call 911 and report domestic violence
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Tre on December 26, 2009, 11:36:22 AM
And she was actually doing that in real LIFE!!



Classic! 

Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: titusisback on January 04, 2010, 10:36:47 PM
LOL!  ;D

This chick apparently did NOT make top6  ;D ;D ???
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: jesusbod on January 05, 2010, 10:58:57 AM
if delusion is a state of mind. then her state is TEXAS!!

Don't put my great state of Texas in the same post as this Fat head... :)
Title: Re: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?)
Post by: Kwon on January 05, 2010, 11:25:48 AM
She seems to have a bit of monies.

Why not do something about that double-chin?