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Title: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 03:45:25 PM
Happy Festivus!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2009, 03:46:11 PM
Happy Festivus!!  ;D ;D
Thanks Doug drinking right now
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Nails on December 23, 2009, 03:50:31 PM
(http://prayingtodarwin.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/festivus-7113951.jpg)

(http://oswaldadventures.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/festivus.jpg)
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 23, 2009, 04:00:01 PM
When do we begin the feats of strength?
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 04:01:37 PM
When do we begin the feats of strength?

Who has the pole??
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2009, 04:11:10 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 24, 2009, 03:22:04 AM
A festivus for the rest of us
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Spike on December 24, 2009, 06:35:35 AM
 ;)

this pic always gets taken down

hahahaha
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: funk51 on December 24, 2009, 11:10:25 AM
Who has the pole??
they actually sell this pole.
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: jdooly on December 24, 2009, 12:04:11 PM
Seinfeld=epic show!
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: disturbia on December 24, 2009, 12:08:49 PM
Festivus isn't over til you pin me George
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 24, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
1. People who text while driving. Yes your friends new shoes she just bought were way more important than that trunk you just put into someone's backseat.
2. People who drive below the speed limit on the interstate. Especially in the left lane. Stay off the damn interstate if you can't get your car up to 65 or 70 and stay in the right lane if you aren't passing anyone!
3. Girls at bars who go out to flirt just to see how many free drinks they can get. You are pathetic. On an upside though, usually pretty easy to sleep with.
4. Ohio State. Enough said.
5. People who live in this country and can't speak a lick of English. I hate hearing "Ugh do you speaka Spanish?" No I do not SPEAKA anything. I SPEAK English!
6. People who watch TMZ or any celebrity gossip garbage and then talk to me about it. No I do not care what the last celebrity couple named their kid. I do not care what bar they went to on the weekend. I have my own life I live and my stories are better.
7. Condoms. Yep they still suck. Evil necessity.
8. People who use elevators to go up or down one floor. No wonder we are the fattest country on earth.
9. People who ask for fuckin money! Get a fucking job assholes
10. No nickel or dime packages for the entire football season. Just the defense in general. Outside of B. Graham.

That's good enough. Bring on the feats of strength! Festivus for the rest of us!
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 24, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
1. People who text while driving. Yes your friends new shoes she just bought were way more important than that trunk you just put into someone's backseat.
2. People who drive below the speed limit on the interstate. Especially in the left lane. Stay off the damn interstate if you can't get your car up to 65 or 70 and stay in the right lane if you aren't passing anyone!
3. Girls at bars who go out to flirt just to see how many free drinks they can get. You are pathetic. On an upside though, usually pretty easy to sleep with.
4. Ohio State. Enough said.
5. People who live in this country and can't speak a lick of English. I hate hearing "Ugh do you speaka Spanish?" No I do not SPEAKA anything. I SPEAK English!
6. People who watch TMZ or any celebrity gossip garbage and then talk to me about it. No I do not care what the last celebrity couple named their kid. I do not care what bar they went to on the weekend. I have my own life I live and my stories are better.
7. Condoms. Yep they still suck. Evil necessity.
8. People who use elevators to go up or down one floor. No wonder we are the fattest country on earth.
9. People who ask for fuckin money! Get a fucking job assholes
10. No nickel or dime packages for the entire football season. Just the defense in general. Outside of B. Graham.

That's good enough. Bring on the feats of strength! Festivus for the rest of us!
Agreed on # 4,6 and 8. On 8 I deal with that shit everyday,,,fat ass women riding one floor they are the ones that need the stairs
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: The Ugly on December 24, 2009, 03:03:55 PM

2. People who drive below the speed limit on the interstate. Especially in the left lane. Stay off the damn interstate if you can't get your car up to 65 or 70 and stay in the right lane if you aren't passing anyone!

5. People who live in this country and can't speak a lick of English. I hate hearing "Ugh do you speaka Spanish?" No I do not SPEAKA anything. I SPEAK English!

6. People who watch TMZ or any celebrity gossip garbage and then talk to me about it. No I do not care what the last celebrity couple named their kid. I do not care what bar they went to on the weekend. I have my own life I live and my stories are better.

9. People who ask for fuckin money! Get a fucking job assholes

2. And tailgaters. I'm already 70+ in a rightward lane - Fucking FUCK the fuck OFF!
5. Yes, fuck them.
6. Fuck them, too.
9. Yes. Fuck them and kick them.

Also, Merry Festivus.
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: gordiano on December 24, 2009, 04:59:27 PM
1. People who text while driving. Yes your friends new shoes she just bought were way more important than that trunk you just put into someone's backseat.
2. People who drive below the speed limit on the interstate. Especially in the left lane. Stay off the damn interstate if you can't get your car up to 65 or 70 and stay in the right lane if you aren't passing anyone!
3. Girls at bars who go out to flirt just to see how many free drinks they can get. You are pathetic. On an upside though, usually pretty easy to sleep with.
4. Ohio State. Enough said.
5. People who live in this country and can't speak a lick of English. I hate hearing "Ugh do you speaka Spanish?" No I do not SPEAKA anything. I SPEAK English!
6. People who watch TMZ or any celebrity gossip garbage and then talk to me about it. No I do not care what the last celebrity couple named their kid. I do not care what bar they went to on the weekend. I have my own life I live and my stories are better.
7. Condoms. Yep they still suck. Evil necessity.
8. People who use elevators to go up or down one floor. No wonder we are the fattest country on earth.
9. People who ask for fuckin money! Get a fucking job assholes
10. No nickel or dime packages for the entire football season. Just the defense in general. Outside of B. Graham.

That's good enough. Bring on the feats of strength! Festivus for the rest of us!

Pretty good list.
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 24, 2009, 05:02:18 PM
Pretty good list.

Thank you!! Now go to your local titty bar and give, give and give!!  ;D
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: Spoony Luv on December 24, 2009, 05:14:19 PM
When do we begin the feats of strength?

cue tire flipping photos....
Title: Re: happy festivus - airing of grievances
Post by: disturbia on December 24, 2009, 05:18:37 PM
I love this thread