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Title: Dumped by text message
Post by: ALLTRIS on December 26, 2009, 02:27:28 PM
"Im just lacking in any romance or emotional attatchment and i need that. I dont want someone who puts the gym before me!"
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: myt1 on December 26, 2009, 02:30:32 PM
Harsh.  Sorry!

Hopefully it's ezier to get over someone with no class 8)
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: benchmstr on December 26, 2009, 02:31:33 PM
"Im just lacking in any romance or emotional attatchment and i need that. I dont want someone who puts the gym before me!"
that happened to me before ;D

the one i got said i put the gym, racing, and my dog before her... which is true....i cant go changing my life around for some dumbass bitch.

another one was jealous of my sister, and said the only way our relationship would work is if i never talked to my sister again....i ended that one as soon as i got the text ;D

bench
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Bobby on December 26, 2009, 02:38:48 PM
clearly she doesn't know her place
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Red Hook on December 26, 2009, 02:39:56 PM
"Im just lacking in any romance or emotional attatchment and i need that. I dont want someone who puts the gym before me!"

hopefully you jizzed in her face not too long ago and took pictures? 
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on December 26, 2009, 02:41:19 PM
how is it possible to put the gym before your girlfriend anyway?  ???

You spend an hour in the gym, and perhaps 30 travel time. Makes no sense
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Tre on December 26, 2009, 02:44:30 PM
"Im just lacking in any romance or emotional attatchment and i need that. I dont want someone who puts the gym before me!"

If the time of year - well, for the last several months anyway - when many women start craving intimacy.  Start slipping a little gear into her oatmeal and then she'll be as horny as you and won't give a shit about 'togetherness time', unless it's to fuck. 
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: body88 on December 26, 2009, 02:46:04 PM
how is it possible to put the gym before your girlfriend anyway?  ???

You spend an hour in the gym, and perhaps 30 travel time. Makes no sense

Most likely a delusional "bodybuilder" that overdoes everything.  You know the type, pulls out tupperware on a dinner date, refuses to chew gum because of the calories - etc.
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: body88 on December 26, 2009, 02:47:03 PM
If the time of year - well, for the last several months anyway - when many women start craving intimacy.  Start slipping a little gear into her oatmeal and then she'll be as horny as you and won't give a shit about 'togetherness time', unless it's to fuck. 

What are you a fucking retard?   ::)
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
"I'm really sorry that you got that impression.  I would very much like to talk to you about this some more



























































but it's leg day."
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Bobby on December 26, 2009, 02:56:07 PM
LOL! ;D
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: disturbia on December 26, 2009, 03:02:16 PM
that happened to me before ;D

the one i got said i put the gym, racing, and my dog before her... which is true....i cant go changing my life around for some dumbass bitch.

another one was jealous of my sister, and said the only way our relationship would work is if i never talked to my sister again....i ended that one as soon as i got the text ;D

bench

Ive decided to pattern myself after you
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: benchmstr on December 26, 2009, 03:03:55 PM
Ive decided to pattern myself after you
do i need to start a advice thread for you?........  ;D

bench
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Saxon on December 26, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
Sounds like an Animal Pack advertisement
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Tre on December 26, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
What are you a fucking retard?   

Don't underestimate the power of a little horny goat weed. 
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Bobby on December 26, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Gino30 on December 26, 2009, 03:10:00 PM
"Im just lacking in any romance or emotional attatchment and i need that. I dont want someone who puts the gym before me!"

the stupidity and selfishness of women amazes me


But here's the thing my mate once told me......a freind of his is wealthy.....solid business, house on the hill, very nice cars......starts going out with this hottie.....she's loving him, she's loving his assets, possessions and lifestyle....then one day she goes -----> "your always at the office, never here.  We dont spend enought time together".....he told her "where do you think all these things I have come from?  From working hard".....

moral of the story -----------> these females love the muscle (LOVE IT), but they dont understand that you don't get an alpha body by playing picnic or taking w/e drives through canyons and national forests.....dipshits!


f'ck her ----> do what makes you happy man....# 1 rule in life......
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Tre on December 26, 2009, 03:11:56 PM
;D

Wow, he's even fatter than this tough guy:

(http://andersonpooper.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/full-metal-jacket.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: grktownmuscle on December 26, 2009, 03:17:03 PM
what do you see here
(http://public.bay.livefilestore.com/y1peq9FTNHyXIMiMOrCcyIKWdpWq_6pYCont7o_mBBSMG-6j9SQIBJnn0Y667cdUv8gcvRR2oFkB4yOwIzMYnOsnw/image013.jpg)
The word 'lift' or black smudges? (Women usually see 'lift' while the men see the black)

i saw LIFT  :-\
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: 2Thick on December 26, 2009, 03:34:13 PM
"Im just lacking in any romance or emotional attatchment and i need that. I dont want someone who puts the gym before me!"

She was clearly not right for you, Bro. But in all fairness, the Hardcore Bodybuilder's life can be a lonely one. It takes a special lady who can understand us and be what we need her to be.

I know it's painful right now, but you'll eventually find Mrs Right - you know, a gal who is into fitness. A fitness lady who will spot you properly at the gym and rack/unrack your weights for you so you can rest between sets. A gal who will properly cook, measure, and pack all your meals ahead of time. A gal who will give you gear injections and do whatever it takes to support your bodybuilding endeavors financially or otherwise if need be. A gal who will know when to pamper you and also when to disappear.

You need to get into the right frame of mind. This will be a very emotional time for you. It's very important to stay focused and not get depressed. You don't want to start missing workouts and meals - the Catabolic Monster is lurking in the shadows, and will destroy much of your hard-earned gains if you're not vigilant.

Time to get on a killer 6 month cycle that would make most pro bbers' jaws drop - 10 grams a week total, minimum. Read "Muscle" by Samuel Wilson Fussell again. Go out and buy a shit load of workout clothing, belts, wraps, straps, supplements (I recommend the above mentioned Animal Pak myself), and double up on the good foods - steak, eggs, milk, etc.

I would also get a huge vat of Viagra and some new dress clothes, and start nailing every decent looking chick in sight until you find that special fitness gal who is willing and able to meet the above mentioned prerequisites. Of course you want to be careful and not get into heavy drinking when clubbing - I personally stick to clubs that will let me bring in my gallon of water and cooler with meals, shakes, etc. Good luck, Bro.
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
She was clearly not right for you, Bro. But in all fairness, the Hardcore Bodybuilder's life can be a lonely one. It takes a special lady who can understand us and be what we need her to be.

I know it's painful right now, but you'll eventually find Mrs Right - you know, a gal who is into fitness. A fitness lady who will spot you properly at the gym and rack/unrack your weights for you so you can rest between sets. A gal who will properly cook, measure, and pack all your meals ahead of time. A gal who will give you gear injections and do whatever it takes to support your bodybuilding endeavors financially or otherwise if need be. A gal who will know when to pamper you and also when to disappear.

You need to get into the right frame of mind. This will be a very emotional time for you. It's very important to stay focused and not get depressed. You don't want to start missing workouts and meals - the Catabolic Monster is lurking in the shadows, and will destroy much of your hard-earned gains if you're not vigilant.

Time to get on a killer 6 month cycle that would make most pro bbers' jaws drop - 10 grams a week total, minimum. Read "Muscle" by Samuel Wilson Fussell again. Go out and buy a shit load of workout clothing, belts, wraps, straps, supplements (I recommend the above mentioned Animal Pak myself), and double up on the good foods - steak, eggs, milk, etc.

I would also get a huge vat of Viagra and some new dress clothes, and start nailing every decent looking chick in sight until you find that special fitness gal who is willing and able to meet the above mentioned prerequisites. Of course you want to be careful and not get into heavy drinking when clubbing - I personally stick to clubs that will let me bring in my gallon of water and cooler with meals, shakes, etc. Good luck, Bro.

HAHAHA great post sir. 5 stars.
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 05:00:50 PM
I hope he was ok with the text message you sent him.....
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Hulkotron on December 26, 2009, 09:54:48 PM
Ahaha good one Tapeworm!
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 10:50:09 PM
Ahaha good one Tapeworm!

I'm firm but fair.  ;)
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: NotMrAverage on December 27, 2009, 05:15:37 AM
"You only give me cock, never any hugs. I canīt stand the total 2 hours aday you work out - that makes me feel alone and fat"
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: SweetGeez on December 27, 2009, 06:50:42 AM
"Im just lacking in any romance or emotional attatchment and i need that. I dont want someone who puts the gym before me!"
You deserve it ,you dip shit...! If you're no pro,you don't need to spend hrs.in the gym... !
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Devon97 on December 27, 2009, 12:46:05 PM
;D

Blockhead who is that beast next to you wearing #44?
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: _bruce_ on December 27, 2009, 02:35:57 PM
what do you see here
(http://public.bay.livefilestore.com/y1peq9FTNHyXIMiMOrCcyIKWdpWq_6pYCont7o_mBBSMG-6j9SQIBJnn0Y667cdUv8gcvRR2oFkB4yOwIzMYnOsnw/image013.jpg)
The word 'lift' or black smudges? (Women usually see 'lift' while the men see the black)

i saw LIFT  :-\

First smudges, then Lift... now, after knowing, I can only see Lift...
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Spike on December 27, 2009, 03:40:03 PM
Most likely a delusional "bodybuilder" that overdoes everything.  You know the type, pulls out tupperware on a dinner date, refuses to chew gum because of the calories - etc.

x2
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Bobby on December 27, 2009, 04:08:43 PM
First smudges, then Lift... now, after knowing, I can only see Lift...

me too...try looking at the black part and ignoring the white, think of the white as a backround....now smudges again, then look diectly at the white, and lift
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: ALLTRIS on December 27, 2009, 04:43:57 PM
You deserve it ,you dip shit...! If you're no pro,you don't need to spend hrs.in the gym... !


Oh shit some tiny tit know it all. If I loved her do you think I would put anything before her. You stupid fuck I thought it was funny as hell and hope some of you got a laugh out of it.
Title: Re: Dumped by text message
Post by: Flexb on December 27, 2009, 04:51:03 PM
that happened to me before ;D

the one i got said i put the gym, racing, and my dog before her... which is true....i cant go changing my life around for some dumbass bitch.

another one was jealous of my sister, and said the only way our relationship would work is if i never talked to my sister again....i ended that one as soon as i got the text ;D

bench

 :D :D that's a lil weird