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Title: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Marty Champions on December 26, 2009, 07:04:08 PM
im wondering if i can help this chicks mom that is very weak in the hospital


do you think the docs would accept my suggestion for grapejuice in her IV
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: CT_Muscle on December 26, 2009, 07:06:28 PM
im wondering if i can help this chicks mom that is very weak in the hospital


do you think the docs would accept my suggestion for grapejuice in her IV

nope
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: chaos on December 26, 2009, 07:12:47 PM
im wondering if i can help this chicks mom that is very weak in the hospital


do you think the docs would accept my suggestion for grapejuice in her IV
You should go to the hospital immediately and insist that they put grapejuice in her IV, stop at nothing!!!!!!!
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: drkaje on December 26, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
You should go to the hospital immediately and insist that they put grapejuice in her IV, stop at nothing!!!!!!!

No olive oil?!
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: HTexan on December 26, 2009, 07:24:53 PM
im wondering if i can help this chicks mom that is very weak in the hospital


do you think the docs would accept my suggestion for grapejuice in her IV
Are you a doctor and all the board?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Marty Champions on December 26, 2009, 07:27:06 PM
so i wonder if its ok for grapejuice to by pass other digestive things in the stomach and be ok going through the iv wich goes in the blood and wich they administer glucose anyways correct
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: chaos on December 26, 2009, 07:45:17 PM
No olive oil?!
That's the chaser.
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Krankenstein on December 26, 2009, 07:57:14 PM
im wondering if i can help this chicks mom that is very weak in the hospital


do you think the docs would accept my suggestion for grapejuice in her IV

Absolutely.....then the next day have her do 740 reps with bodyweight for pushups and pullups.  All will result in epic leans
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 26, 2009, 08:31:56 PM
Maybe suggest a grapjuice enema...
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 08:40:57 PM
Maybe suggest a grapjuice enema...
Yes then felch and gargle that shit out proceeding to french kissing the old dear
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: dyslexic on December 26, 2009, 08:51:48 PM
If you think it's O.K to put things like store bought beverages in an I.V., why not just use yourself for the empirical data and the "oh so acceptable" Falconian science projects? You can reuse your smack syringes to save money n shit.


Start with... oh, lets say Coke Zero.


GO!!!
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 26, 2009, 11:15:43 PM
im wondering if i can help this chicks mom that is very weak in the hospital


do you think the docs would accept my suggestion for grapejuice in her IV

You should conduct an experiment on yourself. Do you know what kind of impact your ideas could have on the medical community? This is what western medicine needs right now Johnny Falcon. Do it, do it for science, do it for that chicks mom.
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: cross-of-iron on December 26, 2009, 11:28:51 PM
Johnny, I'd like to ask your opinion on breaking up some of the backed up fecal matter stemming from my large daily intake of red meat deep inside my aching bowels.  It can be so painful that I curl up in the fetal position crying. Sometimes I have to reassure myself that it's worth it to be able to live out my dreams of stepping onto the olympia stage and posing with my hero's. My idea is this; A 2:1 ratio of spring water and liquid plumber. Do you think this will do the trick? Thank you for sharing your vast knowledge alot of us here appreciate it.
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Marty Champions on December 27, 2009, 06:03:37 AM
you guys dont even think why is glucose via IV any better than grapejuice, im no doctor but i know u guys are, just looking for a classic getbig doctor style explanation
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 27, 2009, 06:09:09 AM
Falcon may have something here although it wouldnt be allowed, Glucose is sugar and Grapejuice is sugar but may have more nutrients for recovery.
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: wes on December 27, 2009, 06:37:46 AM
Falcon is a genious plain and simple!!
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Marty Champions on December 27, 2009, 07:01:50 AM
Falcon may have something here although it wouldnt be allowed, Glucose is sugar and Grapejuice is sugar but may have more nutrients for recovery.

exactly my point young neegar falcons, doctor spelled backwards is rot cod= wich can be interpreted rot code or rot cod as in fish since we are the fish people/slaves of the vatican

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Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: drkaje on December 27, 2009, 07:32:27 AM
Falcon may have something here although it wouldnt be allowed, Glucose is sugar and Grapejuice is sugar but may have more nutrients for recovery.

Injecting grape juice would likely cause anaphylaxis or a severe change in blood pH.

Personally, I feel JF should suggest it to the doctor. Hearing stupid shit like that is a great test of self-control and almost always amusing. :)
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Krankenstein on December 27, 2009, 07:34:29 AM
you guys dont even think why is glucose via IV any better than grapejuice, im no doctor but i know u guys are, just looking for a classic getbig doctor style explanation

Why?  Jeezus you meth using twat...STERILITY!!!!  Look up that word.  Understand why the glucose in a hospital is manufactured in a controlled environment so that it can be delivered via IV.  Maybe they do things differently on planet nirubu or whatever planet you always babble about.  Like people said....try it out and see for yourself.
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: drkaje on December 27, 2009, 07:38:36 AM
Why?  Jeezus you meth using twat...STERILITY!!!!  Look up that word.  Understand why the glucose in a hospital is manufactured in a controlled environment so that it can be delivered via IV.  Maybe they do things differently on planet nirubu or whatever planet you always babble about.  Like people said....try it out and see for yourself.

He'll just explain that red meat consumption has compromised our immune systems. :)
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Krankenstein on December 27, 2009, 07:40:28 AM
He'll just explain that red meat consumption has compromised our immune systems. :)

Yes and in continuing to do so we all will never reach epic leans while listening to Jethro Tull
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: drkaje on December 27, 2009, 07:48:39 AM
Yes and in continuing to do so we all will never reach epic leans while listening to Jethro Tull

Extra virgin, cold pressed olive oil is what she needs.
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Tito24 on December 29, 2009, 07:36:31 AM
Extra virgin, cold pressed olive oil is what she needs.


Add some Sea salt and lemon for ultimate recovery..
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 29, 2009, 07:40:28 AM
lots of haters in this thread.
Title: Re: serious question 56y/o woman on deathbed can they put grapejuice in her IV
Post by: Tapeworm on December 29, 2009, 08:12:40 AM
I carry my own monosaccharides for just such an emergency.