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Artie Lange, known to many of you as the sidekick of Howard Stern and the embodiment of good health was admitted to a New Jersey hospital for undisclosed reasons.
What could be the cause? He's obese, an alcoholic, a chain smoker, consumes a shitty diet, and had been addicted to cocaine, alcohol, heroin and prescription drugs for long periods of time. Thats a start.
Here is the TMZ link
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/02/artie-lange-hospitalized-howard-stern-show/
Maybe if he had done some walking to St Louis during the weekend he could have shed some pounds.
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Christmas day, the day after christmas, and new years day are the 3 top heart attack days of the year.
food, alcohol, stress, drugs taken for stress or party, and carbon dioxide from fireplaces all contribute.
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If he was a healthy person then he likely wouldn't be funny, it's part of his character. Kinda like how Drew Carey still wears those big glasses despite the fact he had laser eye surgery years ago.
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who wants to get a death pool started ???
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Didn't he go to the hospital a few months back, maybe around the time of his DUI?
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poor artie doesn't seem to get out of the hole
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this man singlehandly tried to ruin the joe buck show on HBO, ptooooooie on him i say.
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I wonder if he relapsed on Heroin. I used to listen to the Stern show religiously... I wonder how things are going without Artie...
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this man singlehandly tried to ruin the joe buck show on HBO, ptooooooie on him i say.
I thought he was pretty funny going back and forth with Joe Buck on HBO.
It seemed like he I seen him a few months ago and it looked like he had lost quite a bit of weight....
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artie will never get better, he knows that being a junkie makes him funny and is the reason he has a job
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I wonder if he relapsed on Heroin. I used to listen to the Stern show religiously... I wonder how things are going without Artie...
He was not on the show the week before the break. The show was tight lipped outta respect. We shall see if he returns tomorrow....
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The fuckin junkie is terrible. Same old jokes, same stories, and made up Jersey Italian guy persona.
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The fuckin junkie is terrible. Same old jokes, same stories, and made up Jersey Italian guy persona.
Well, technically he is an Italian from New Jersey......
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The fuckin junkie is terrible. Same old jokes, same stories, and made up Jersey Italian guy persona.
Jealousy is the greatest... yadda, yadda, yadda. I like Artie - I read his book a few months back. He is a hard worker but he has to work some things out for sure. Ge well Arthur!
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Well, technically he is an Italian from New Jersey......
he is a American of (parital Italian descent)
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WAAAHHHHHHHH
I'M A FAT MILLIONAIRE WHO CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT MY DAD DIED
WAAAHHHHHHHH
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Even though he's on my Dead Pool every year, I really wish he'd pull his head outta his ass.
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Even though he's on my Dead Pool every year, I really wish he'd pull his head outta his ass.
i make fun of artie alot but i think he is kinda funny (even though he is a HUGE hack) and would hate to lose him on the show.
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i make fun of artie alot but i think he is kinda funny (even though he is a HUGE hack) and would hate to lose him on the show.
Haven't listened to Stern in years, but I always thought Artie was much funnier than Jackie.
Just SO easy to see him overdosing or heart-attacking, like Belushi, Farley, etc.
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Haven't listened to Stern in years, but I always thought Artie was much funnier than Jackie.
blasphemy
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blasphemy
The haven't listened or Artie > Jackie?
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The haven't listened or Artie > Jackie?
artie > jackie
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Ahh.
Sorry.
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i make fun of artie alot but i think he is kinda funny (even though he is a HUGE hack) and would hate to lose him on the show.
Artie will die but he was never really that funny ;) His book was not that great either
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I think he is fucking funny
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Well, technically he is an Italian from New Jersey......
He's Native American and German. He's part Italian but acts like he was worn in Tuscany. Lange isn't a very Italian name, its German.
Saying mootzarell and rigggota doesnt make you more Italian than you are.
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He's Native American and German. He's part Italian but acts like he was worn in Tuscany. Lange isn't a very Italian name, its German.
Saying mootzarell and rigggota doesnt make you more Italian than you are.
He has a little bit of Native American in him true but if you listen to his mother talk she sounds like something out of Goodfellas or The Godfather... and I am sure he "says" mootzarell because that is what she served him growing up.
Now kindly piss off, noob.
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Lange is German you cocksmoker. Did you forget that part. He doesnt go around taking about sauerkraut and schnitzel all the time. He clings to the Italian persona like Carlos Mencia does with being Mexican, another guy who is actually German but plays another enthnicty's sterotype.
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Artie is fine and I wish him the best, but Jackie, Billy, and Fred were the best years.
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Classic stuff from those years.
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artie > jackie
F Jackie
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He's Native American and German. He's part Italian but acts like he was worn in Tuscany. Lange isn't a very Italian name, its German.
Saying mootzarell and rigggota doesnt make you more Italian than you are.
steak beetzagain
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artie has always been so much more funnier than jackie IMO
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He was not on the show the week before the break. The show was tight lipped outta respect. We shall see if he returns tomorrow....
Keep us updated!
Artie is without a doubt funnier than Jackie!
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Keep us updated!
Artie is without a doubt funnier than Jackie!
I think Artie is funnier because he`s such a train wreck, but IMO Jackie is a much better comedy writer. I don`t think Artie will be back, and it`ll be interesting to see who fills his chair. A few names being tossed around are Doug Stanhope and Jim Breuer. Both guys are pretty funny. Hearing Billy West on the show again would be ideal, but I don`t think it will happen.
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On some level, I think Howard resents Jackie's talent. And Jackie would stand up to Howard from time to time while Artie is more of a pushover.
I remember just before Stern went to Sirius, they had this couple's contest on the show. Artie and his girlfriend won. Howard was such a baby because he felt that his girl was "close enough" on the question of preferred salad dressing that he ended up making a big stink. It was one of the most pathetic and petty things that I've ever witnessed. Artie just caved. :o
Personally, I lost interest in Stern once he separated from his wife. He turned out to be a total phony and complete hypocrite. >:(
He used to rail against Hollywood. He'd make fun of celebs all the time. But the truth is that he just really wanted to be a part of that world and was pissed that he wasn't included.
Then I'd hear stories that he was partying with celebs in Malibu, going to fancy parties in the Hamptons, etc.
He used to rip on John and Gary for going to baseball, football and basketball games. Then he starts showing up once a week at MSG to see the Knicks. I remember once he was sitting next to Paris Hilton. ::) That's when I knew it was over.
He'd yap about how great his wife was. The movie was basically an ass kiss to her. Then he cheats on her with a girl from SCORES (he denies this) and boom, the marriage is over. Then he gets this new bimbo who wouldn't be anywhere near that warlock if he were Howard Stern, accountant.
He claims he'll never marry again and then what does he do? Barbara Walters at the wedding? Trump? I had to finally face it: Stern sold out. So I am glad this satellite radio experiment has been an utter disaster. He's nothing now.
Having got that off my chest, I must say that have no ill will towards Artie. But the dude is seriously self-destructive. He clearly hates himself and he really needs some help.
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I really liked Artie on the show! His best bits...
*Guy who laughs at everything ;D
*Chaz Bono
*His reciting of the Godfather dialogue...
and some of his quick witty one line insults that fly right over the heads of the moron bimbos that guest on the show.
They will all be missed but it's time for Howard to move on. Artie's wealth enables him to have a destructive lifestyle. He's got the greatest job making tons of $$$ but doesn't appreciate it.
It's ironic that the guy who made "WHAAAA" his catch phrase can't over come his own problems. :-\
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Lange is German you cocksmoker. Did you forget that part. He doesnt go around taking about sauerkraut and schnitzel all the time. He clings to the Italian persona like Carlos Mencia does with being Mexican, another guy who is actually German but plays another enthnicty's sterotype.
MENCIA ,does not look a bit german to me,,,,even if he is a bit,he will be associated with a mexican stereotype no matter what,,,how about don francisco from that crazy telemundo show ,his last name is kreutzberger sp?/he was raised i southamerica somewhere i think,speaks obviously perfect spanish and looks it cause thats his persona and raised that way.caprio is mother maiden name he gravitated and was raised with her family nothing wrong with that,if both families were italian they would probably fight about which side was more italian due to one say was sicilian and other was say from rome or up north.once the bloodline hits america its italian american,american italian,american of italian descent meaning 3 generations in america....
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given the amount of jackie hate on this thread, it should be renamed "Blasphemy"
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Im listening to the replay, Howard hasnt mentioned shit about Artie he's talking about his holiday party that happened 2 1/2 weeks ago. There is alot to about when 2 weeks go by with no show. He will probbaly brush over Artie, if he even mentions him. I think he will play it off like Artie wasnt expected to be there, but he wont bring up the hospital trip.
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i dont play favorites...i know artie is much funnier than jackie
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Dracula Gottfried for Second Chair-
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Im listening to the replay, Howard hasnt mentioned shit about Artie he's talking about his holiday party that happened 2 1/2 weeks ago. There is alot to about when 2 weeks go by with no show. He will probbaly brush over Artie, if he even mentions him. I think he will play it off like Artie wasnt expected to be there, but he wont bring up the hospital trip.
i'm listening to the replay as well and he mentioned something like 45 minutes ago
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On some level, I think Howard resents Jackie's talent. And Jackie would stand up to Howard from time to time while Artie is more of a pushover.
I remember just before Stern went to Sirius, they had this couple's contest on the show. Artie and his girlfriend won. Howard was such a baby because he felt that his girl was "close enough" on the question of preferred salad dressing that he ended up making a big stink. It was one of the most pathetic and petty things that I've ever witnessed. Artie just caved. :o
Personally, I lost interest in Stern once he separated from his wife. He turned out to be a total phony and complete hypocrite. >:(
He used to rail against Hollywood. He'd make fun of celebs all the time. But the truth is that he just really wanted to be a part of that world and was pissed that he wasn't included.
Then I'd hear stories that he was partying with celebs in Malibu, going to fancy parties in the Hamptons, etc.
He used to rip on John and Gary for going to baseball, football and basketball games. Then he starts showing up once a week at MSG to see the Knicks. I remember once he was sitting next to Paris Hilton. ::) That's when I knew it was over.
He'd yap about how great his wife was. The movie was basically an ass kiss to her. Then he cheats on her with a girl from SCORES (he denies this) and boom, the marriage is over. Then he gets this new bimbo who wouldn't be anywhere near that warlock if he were Howard Stern, accountant.
i releaized that about him long long time ago. Always knew he was a phony. He was making millions of dollars but acting like he was some poor blue collar guy, complaining about thing that had nothing to do with his life. I never could understand why all these blue collar types looked up to him like some kind of working class hero. Guy never worked a hard job in his life.
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i releaized that about him long long time ago. Always knew he was a phony. He was making millions of dollars but acting like he was some poor blue collar guy, complaining about thing that had nothing to do with his life. I never could understand why all these blue collar types looked up to him like some kind of working class hero. Guy never worked a hard job in his life.
HE did work some crappy disc jockey jobs,detroit,hartford,,he changed radio morning format forever,and probably ripped somebody off as he claims he always is esp by leno's bits ,but thats howard same schtick,how ugly he is,always talks about some other rich guys net worth,how he couldn't get laid,but he is smart in that he takes normal bizarre people's handicaps,misfortune,low self esteem and runs with it all the way to the bank....
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i dont play favorites...i know artie is much funnier than jackie
It was a much different dynamic, Jackie and Howard had tension and needled eachother and openly busted eachtohers balls all with sarcasm but with some truth.
Artie and Howard dont have that. While Artie is witty and can tell funny stories he doesnt have thast same dynamic. He doesnt resent Howard like Jackie did so there isnt that much tension to spill on to the air.
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while i am a "Jackie" guy, I can still appreciate Artie's act
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HE did work some crappy disc jockey jobs,detroit,hartford,,he changed radio morning format forever,and probably ripped somebody off as he claims he always is esp by leno's bits ,but thats howard same schtick,how ugly he is,always talks about some other rich guys net worth,how he couldn't get laid,but he is smart in that he takes normal bizarre people's handicaps,misfortune,low self esteem and runs with it all the way to the bank....
yea he had a tough time before he was famous but the minute he got famous in NY everything out of his mouth was a lie. he was living like a celebrity and had millions all the while convincing fans on the radio he was a regular guy. He was probably cheating on his wife all along.
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yea he had a tough time before he was famous but the minute he got famous in NY everything out of his mouth was a lie. he was living like a celebrity and had millions all the while convincing fans on the radio he was a regular guy. He was probably cheating on his wife all along.
WELL the limo thing should have tripped his minion off that he was already celebrity in training,see i have been a fan long time ,but i would never call in to kiss his ass,praise him,tell him how hot his trophy wife is,those retards that call him and cling on to him just to here him say thanks to them like 'double a 'saying how beth o is the hottest girl in the world howard eats that crap up.i like the news,fred sound effects,gilbert gottfried ,,thats the show,face it howard hates being jewish but that what makes him rich denying it and wishing he was other things,like italian,good lucking,he has the main thing he is fricking rich more times over than anything,,,
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On some level, I think Howard resents Jackie's talent. And Jackie would stand up to Howard from time to time while Artie is more of a pushover.
I remember just before Stern went to Sirius, they had this couple's contest on the show. Artie and his girlfriend won. Howard was such a baby because he felt that his girl was "close enough" on the question of preferred salad dressing that he ended up making a big stink. It was one of the most pathetic and petty things that I've ever witnessed. Artie just caved. :o
Personally, I lost interest in Stern once he separated from his wife. He turned out to be a total phony and complete hypocrite. >:(
He used to rail against Hollywood. He'd make fun of celebs all the time. But the truth is that he just really wanted to be a part of that world and was pissed that he wasn't included.
Then I'd hear stories that he was partying with celebs in Malibu, going to fancy parties in the Hamptons, etc.
He used to rip on John and Gary for going to baseball, football and basketball games. Then he starts showing up once a week at MSG to see the Knicks. I remember once he was sitting next to Paris Hilton. ::) That's when I knew it was over.
He'd yap about how great his wife was. The movie was basically an ass kiss to her. Then he cheats on her with a girl from SCORES (he denies this) and boom, the marriage is over. Then he gets this new bimbo who wouldn't be anywhere near that warlock if he were Howard Stern, accountant.
He claims he'll never marry again and then what does he do? Barbara Walters at the wedding? Trump? I had to finally face it: Stern sold out. So I am glad this satellite radio experiment has been an utter disaster. He's nothing now.
Having got that off my chest, I must say that have no ill will towards Artie. But the dude is seriously self-destructive. He clearly hates himself and he really needs some help.
I still enjoy the show but i mostly agree with what you said
I feel he has gotten soft too, especially when women on the show don't do what they were supposed to do
maybe he worries about his daughters being old enough to listen now, so he doesn't lay down the law like he used to do
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the three sets of history of HS have all been fabulous. Still enjoy the programs these days. He's mellower but that doesnt bother me. so am I.
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in 1990 he'd have his mother on...selma diamond type voice
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given the amount of jackie hate on this thread, it should be renamed "Blasphemy"
His exit was rather toolish, wasn't it?