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Title: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: kimura on January 05, 2010, 06:36:04 PM
We need this guy on this site.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: CalvinH on January 05, 2010, 06:38:13 PM
We need this guy on this site.



Mass04
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: Spike on January 05, 2010, 06:57:13 PM
Arkansas with a giant toilet in the back to fit his huge wide ass  :D
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: pellius on January 05, 2010, 07:05:14 PM
LOL. I saw a guy at the mall some months back who reminded me of Brock Lesnar. Huge A.r.y.a.n bastard all the way. On the back of his shirt it said, "I'm The Man Who Is Keeping You Down!"

There's not many Blacks here in Hawaii but I wonder how that will play in the South. Still, it was funny as hell.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 05, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
Arkansas with a giant toilet in the back to fit his huge wide ass  :D
LMAO ;D
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: wes mantooth on January 05, 2010, 09:22:36 PM
Arkansas with a giant toilet in the back to fit his huge wide ass  :D

mass plate...



so hes a "Mass"hole
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: Parker on January 05, 2010, 09:31:09 PM
LOL. I saw a guy at the mall some months back who reminded me of Brock Lesnar. Huge A.r.y.a.n bastard all the way. On the back of his shirt it said, "I'm The Man Who Is Keeping You Down!"

There's not many Blacks here in Hawaii but I wonder how that will play in the South. Still, it was funny as hell.
Then he goes to the gym and gets owned by a fat Samoan.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: brooklynbruiser on January 06, 2010, 01:01:59 AM
LOL Too true!
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: pellius on January 06, 2010, 01:17:45 AM
Then he goes to the gym and gets owned by a fat Samoan.

Samoans have a different type of fat. It's not the usual blubber one is accustomed to. It doesn't sag, jiggle and flap in the wind. It's more like a form of body armor. A protective shield design to absorbed violent blows and collisions. And to provide a platform to spring out of such as when they charge at you.

But yes, I lower my head in obsequious deference in the presence of Samoans, Maoris and Tongans.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2010, 01:39:31 AM
Samoans have a different type of fat. It's not the usual blubber one is accustomed to. It doesn't sag, jiggle and flap in the wind. It's more like a form of body armor. A protective shield design to absorbed violent blows and collisions. And to provide a platform to spring out of such as when they charge at you.

But yes, I lower my head in obsequious deference in the presence of Samoans, Maoris and Tongans.
Well, it's not them. I know of a chick who for lack of a better term is more than thick, yet her "bottom" is as solid as oak. It's just bodt composition.

Now I have seen some Samoans and Tongans that are jigglely-puff fat. More rolls than a bakery, men with breasts bigger than most women.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: pellius on January 06, 2010, 02:03:51 AM
Well, it's not them. I know of a chick who for lack of a better term is more than thick, yet her "bottom" is as solid as oak. It's just bodt composition.

Now I have seen some Samoans and Tongans that are jigglely-puff fat. More rolls than a bakery, men with breasts bigger than most women.

That sounds hot (no homo). LOL at "solid as oak."
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: kiwiol on January 06, 2010, 02:17:29 AM
Samoans have a different type of fat. It's not the usual blubber one is accustomed to. It doesn't sag, jiggle and flap in the wind. It's more like a form of body armor. A protective shield design to absorbed violent blows and collisions. And to provide a platform to spring out of such as when they charge at you.

But yes, I lower my head in obsequious deference in the presence of Samoans, Maoris and Tongans.

Are there a lot of Maoris and Tongans in Hawaii?

I live in Auckland, which has the highest Polynesian population of anywhere. Very nice people in general.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2010, 02:23:45 AM
That sounds hot (no homo). LOL at "solid as oak."
I kid you not, her ass is (was) solid as a oak desk. If  you slapped it, your hand would hurt. Just SOLID. but she was bigger than "thick".
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: WillGrant on January 06, 2010, 02:24:59 AM
Are there a lot of Maoris and Tongans in Hawaii?

I live in Auckland, which has the highest Polynesian population of anywhere. Very nice people in general.
Not on thurs night to sun morning at 6am , themz drinking and fighting times bol.. ;D
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: pellius on January 06, 2010, 02:50:02 AM
Are there a lot of Maoris and Tongans in Hawaii?

I live in Auckland, which has the highest Polynesian population of anywhere. Very nice people in general.

Depends what you mean by a lot? But it's mostly in the rural areas where I live. Also, it's hard to tell. Them colored folk all look alike. One guy I know, a good 6'2" solid 300 pounder that never eats breakfast I thought was Samoan but he said he was Maori. Tongans are way easier to spot because they're the only ones that still speak in public among themselves in their native language.

Good people. Tight knit family all of them. Family is everything. They got each other's back to the death. They only leave their home land for work. To build a better life. I just had a Togan family lay some concrete in part of the back yard since it was a swamp and I hated even walking out there. Father, uncles, brothers -- all there. Did a terrific job at a terrific price. Polite and respectful as can be. They even cleaned up the mess I had in my garage. Even their teenage boy was there helping out.

We should all be so lucky to grow up in a family like that.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: JasonH on January 06, 2010, 03:26:02 AM
We need this guy on this site.

Am I missing the joke here? Why do all women hate him?
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: Tapeworm on January 06, 2010, 04:39:55 AM
Kevin Costner?
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 06, 2010, 04:43:43 AM
I bet 5$ on Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: The Man All Women Hate
Post by: _bruce_ on January 06, 2010, 05:49:05 AM
Arkansas with a giant toilet in the back to fit his huge wide ass  :D

 ;D ;D ;D