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You dont need to know how to fight, how to restrain people or how to talk and diffuse situations! All you need to do is go to the gym,take a few roids get all pumped up and you re automatically a hard ass and can be a bouncer!!
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Most are fat.
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Ability to operate one of these is desirable:
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but not essential, as training can be given on the job.
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You dont need to know how to fight, how to restrain people or how to talk and diffuse situations! All you need to do is go to the gym,take a few roids get all pumped up and you re automatically a hard ass and can be a bouncer!!
this is very true actually.....The ass beatings people that end up doin this are epic & quite funny to watch...A muscle bound idiot with zero fighting skills swing wildly at a guy that is much smaller than him yet utterly dismantling him.....
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You dont need to know how to fight, how to restrain people or how to talk and diffuse situations! All you need to do is go to the gym,take a few roids get all pumped up and you re automatically a hard ass and can be a bouncer!!
pay isn't worth the risks of getting shot or sued when you execute your duties.
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I bounced for a while for some extra money between jobs. not worth it at all. FIrst night was escorting a guy out and he turned around and threw a glass at some other guy splitting his lip. The guy tried to sue the bar and me.
Also, I had to ask tweeked drug dealers to leave the bar quite often, and they were always pissed and kinda humiliated. Just what I wanted, some meth head with a grievance for me in my neighborhood. WHo the fuck knows what one of these low lifes is capable of. Not worth it at all.
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i know a guy that was a former member on getbig....he was a low level NPC competitor, had never been in a fight in his life, and was afraid of the dark....after i failed him out of the police academy he became a bouncer...he thinks he is bullet proof now!..he is strung out on all kinds of drugs....and shrunk from 230+ to a 150lbs soaking wet twink....he still bounces wearing the tightest under armour available..and now gets his ass kicked on a nightly basis...and claims to be banging playboy centerfolds every night.....even though females are repulsed by him..
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imagine acting up at frank mir's bar, the spearmint rhino
i wouldnt want to be the drunk fool that creates a ruckus in there when he's on duty
speaking of which, is it a coincidence that his sponsor, ecko, also has a rhino and the place he works security also named rhino? these kinda things fascinate me
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anyone who wants to become a bouncer needs their head examined, some bouncer here, was shot in the head just for asking someone to put their cigarette out.
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anyone who wants to become a bouncer needs their head examined, some bouncer here, was shot in the head just for asking someone to put their cigarette out.
yeah thats messed up, its a dangerous world for sure, but with alot of professions i think the reward outweighs the risk. can make good money as a bouncer and you probably get to sex alot of the hot women who drink at the bar too.
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i know a guy that was a former member on getbig....he was a low level NPC competitor, had never been in a fight in his life, and was afraid of the dark....after i failed him out of the police academy he became a bouncer...he thinks he is bullet proof now!..he is strung out on all kinds of drugs....and shrunk from 230+ to a 150lbs soaking wet twink....he still bounces wearing the tightest under armour available..and now gets his ass kicked on a nightly basis...and claims to be banging playboy centerfolds every night.....even though females are repulsed by him..
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You know that feeling when you've taken some pills that make you start talking too much? You start to think to yourself "I need to stop talking because I'm making a fool of myself." but you keep talking.
What pills did you take, fuckface?
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Chaos is the bouncer on Getbig, his shoes are too small though
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You know that feeling when you've taken some pills that make you start talking too much? You start to think to yourself "I need to stop talking because I'm making a fool of myself." but you keep talking.
What pills did you take, fuckface?
hi blake
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yeah thats messed up, its a dangerous world for sure, but with alot of professions i think the reward outweighs the risk. can make good money as a bouncer and you probably get to sex alot of the hot women who drink at the bar too.
Of course there may be upsides, plus it depends where your working too, if your working in a big city as oppose to a smaller town, then the risks might be smaller, but these days with all the psycho's carrying guns and knives, it aint worth it.
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Chaos is the bouncer on Getbig, his shoes are too small though
Size 12 is too small?
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many bars have cut their bouncers due to budget.
which sucks for patrons.
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Size 12 is too small?
Last pic I saw you need a 13 bro
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Last pic I saw you need a 13 bro
:D
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I did bouncing a while back before I worked at the Detention Center but I moved on to a corporate security firm. More pay and less dangerous. Being a bouncer sounds much cooler than it really is. Drunks are always a problem and even if they don't fight, dragging them out after they have puked and vomited always leaves a nice smell on your clothes. Not only that, people are carrying more guns into the club and with bartenders being more lazy on who has drunk too much, its a recipe for a serious calamity.
My advice, just take a regular security job. Avoid being a bouncer because it ain't like the movie Roadhouse.
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I did bouncing a while back before I worked at the Detention Center but I moved on to a corporate security firm. More pay and less dangerous. Being a bouncer sounds much cooler than it really is. Drunks are always a problem and even if they don't fight, dragging them out after they have puked and vomited always leaves a nice smell on your clothes. Not only that, people are carrying more guns into the club and with bartenders being more lazy on who has drunk too much, its a recipe for a serious calamity.
My advice, just take a regular security job. Avoid being a bouncer because it ain't like the movie Roadhouse.
You've only bounced two things in your life Vince.........
1. Checks
2. Queen Vissys balls off your face.
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I did bouncing a while back before I worked at the Detention Center but I moved on to a corporate security firm. More pay and less dangerous. Being a bouncer sounds much cooler than it really is. Drunks are always a problem and even if they don't fight, dragging them out after they have puked and vomited always leaves a nice smell on your clothes. Not only that, people are carrying more guns into the club and with bartenders being more lazy on who has drunk too much, its a recipe for a serious calamity.
My advice, just take a regular security job. Avoid being a bouncer because it ain't like the movie Roadhouse.
hahaha im trying to picture a 170 lbs gay black bouncer with a retarded face and tough guy wanabe stare.
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vince a bouncer? did you bounce on a cawk?
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vince was a bouncer at the mall
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LOL @ the amount of bitter twink's here who got their asses handed to them by a bouncer ...LOLOLz
Maybe some of the bouncers are pussies @ some hick town you guys live in, but in large cities most bouncers cross train several martial arts and are armed to the teeth.
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anyone who wants to become a bouncer needs their head examined, some bouncer here, was shot in the head just for asking someone to put their cigarette out.
shit happens
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A shame that it seem like that every couple of weeks that I read in the NYC papers that a bouncer has been shot or stabbed and killed for breaking up a fight or not letting someone in a club.
...of course these tough guy killers are usually in a group ::)
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A shame that it seem like that every couple of weeks that I read in the NYC papers that a bouncer has been shot or stabbed and killed for breaking up a fight or not letting someone in a club.
...of course these tough guy killers are usually in a group ::)
I've been shot at two times in 9 years of bouncing, once with a flare... lol, a retard actually fired a FLARE gun at me...
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I've been shot at two times in 9 years of bouncing, once with a flare... lol, a retard actually fired a FLARE gun at me...
"Some stupid with a flare gun burnt the pace to the ground,
smoke on the water,fire in the sky" ;D
seriously,that sucks :-\
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You've only bounced two things in your life Vince.........
1. Checks
2. Queen Vissys balls off your face.
3. You mother
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You dont need to know how to fight, how to restrain people or how to talk and diffuse situations! All you need to do is go to the gym,take a few roids get all pumped up and you re automatically a hard ass and can be a bouncer!!
translation: they hired the muscle bloke not me the martial artist ::)
heres a tip buddy... they don't want bouncers who will beat the fuck outta people (thats a huge liability)... they want bouncers who have a physical presence... :-* now security at a whorehouse then your fighting skills are desired.. good luck... ;D
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LOL @ the amount of bitter twink's here who got their asses handed to them by a bouncer ...LOLOLz
Maybe some of the bouncers are pussies @ some hick town you guys live in, but in large cities most bouncers cross train several martial arts and are armed to the teeth.
Chuckle, couldn't carry pepper spray, guns, tasers etc. They were afraid that it would get on everyone . I used a pointed kubotan instead. Small, compact, and good for pressure point takedowns.
You don't need to be 300 pounds and know 7 forms of martial arts. You simply need some common sense and keep a cool head.
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hahaha im trying to picture a 170 lbs gay black bouncer with a retarded face and tough guy wanabe stare.
hahaha those innertube lips oh god hahaha you could use them as a speed ball and slap them hahahaha goodrum is so full of shit.
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hahaha those innertube lips oh god hahaha you could use them as a speed ball and slap them hahahaha goodrum is so full of shit.
You could never do what I do because you hide behind a computer in your mother's basement.... ;D
Of course it doesn't surprise me that you respond to whatever I say because you're screaming for attention from me. Perhaps I should send you an autographed picture to wack your wee wee off to.
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goodrum how tall are you?
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goodrum how tall are you?
5'11
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vince goodrum bouncing at the zoo
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You could never do what I do because you hide behind a computer in your mother's basement.... ;D
Of course it doesn't surprise me that you respond to whatever I say because you're screaming for attention from me. Perhaps I should send you an autographed picture to wack your wee wee off to.
Fail!!!
Just like the witch Doctor said when your mum spat you out of her rubbish tip smelling cu nt into a puddle of zebra poo , those lips deserve a title after your name also , how about adding flappy to your name to ? ;D
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vince goodrum bouncing at the zoo
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hahahahahahaha ;D
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LoL @ thinking being a bouncer is a great job. ::) Pfft it's just a security guard in a bar for Christs sake!
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Life must be pretty woeful if you have to give up your weekends to stand in front of a door.
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vince goodrum bouncing at the zoo
(http://i45.tinypic.com/sbsf3t.jpg)
LMAO ;D Vince will say that he beat that Hippo's ass after this pic was taken :D
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As a bouncer I can tell you the worst part of the job is listening to drunk retards babble on and on all night about their worthless lives. Stupid bitches yelling in your face about deserving to get in for free, and stories from their boyfriends about how they used to be pretty big like you, but now they train mostly mma...fights are a relief when they happen cause you're so tired of drunk dipshits that it's nice to let out a little steam. I bounce in a predominately white college town, so no guns and only random knife pulling, money is great, and hot college girls are plentiful..not a career move, but I only work 30 hours a week and always clear 600 a week in salary and tips, which let's me pay for rent, school and food....definitely not for everyone
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As a bouncer I can tell you the worst part of the job is listening to drunk retards babble on and on all night about their worthless lives. Stupid bitches yelling in your face about deserving to get in for free, and stories from their boyfriends about how they used to be pretty big like you, but now they train mostly mma...fights are a relief when they happen cause you're so tired of drunk dipshits that it's nice to let out a little steam. I bounce in a predominately white college town, so no guns and only random knife pulling, money is great, and hot college girls are plentiful..not a career move, but I only work 30 hours a week and always clear 600 a week in salary and tips, which let's me pay for rent, school and food....definitely not for everyone
Totally agree with this
Listening to drunks boasting about how hungover they were last week made me want to kill them
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Driving a taxi or delivering pizzas is an even more dangerous gig these days.
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Totally agree with this
Listening to drunks boasting about how hungover they were last week made me want to kill them
well you see about 80% the same people, and for some reason they just have no clue how pathetic they look and sound...you see 21 year old girls end up looking like they're 36 before they turn 23, and all the guys who run their loud mouths all night cause they're so tough but their muscles have the consistancy of jello from constant drinking...and people really wonder why bouncers are assholes lol, go spend two weeks in a club, sober, and babysit drunk retards and see how nice you are
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well you see about 80% the same people, and for some reason they just have no clue how pathetic they look and sound...you see 21 year old girls end up looking like they're 36 before they turn 23, and all the guys who run their loud mouths all night cause they're so tough but their muscles have the consistancy of jello from constant drinking...and people really wonder why bouncers are assholes lol, go spend two weeks in a club, sober, and babysit drunk retards and see how nice you are
I bounced from age 18-25
I agree with everything you are saying
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Becoming a bouncer....
Way to reach for the stars. ::)
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As a bouncer I can tell you the worst part of the job is listening to drunk retards babble on and on all night about their worthless lives. Stupid bitches yelling in your face about deserving to get in for free, and stories from their boyfriends about how they used to be pretty big like you, but now they train mostly mma...fights are a relief when they happen cause you're so tired of drunk dipshits that it's nice to let out a little steam. I bounce in a predominately white college town, so no guns and only random knife pulling, money is great, and hot college girls are plentiful..not a career move, but I only work 30 hours a week and always clear 600 a week in salary and tips, which let's me pay for rent, school and food....definitely not for everyone
this is true, hearing about how they used to date someone that looked like me, or how big they used to be. Seeing alcoholics come in with an excuse to drink: "just here for a nightcap", "pre-dinner cocktail", "after work cocktail" etc.
and worst is the over complimenters who tell people how good looking and hot they are...oh brother.
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LMAO ;D Vince will say that he beat that Hippo's ass after this pic was taken :D
Or fucked it in the ass...
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You dont need to know how to fight, how to restrain people or how to talk and diffuse situations! All you need to do is go to the gym,take a few roids get all pumped up and you re automatically a hard ass and can be a bouncer!!
I was at a Club in Miami last Summer and there were two Bouncers there who were at least 6'6 and I guess they weigh around 300+ lbs. I heard the club barely got problems with patrons there.....hahahahahaha. who would wanna fuck around with these two monsters
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I was at a Club in Miami last Summer and there were two Bouncers there who were at least 6'6 and I guess they weigh around 300+ lbs. I heard the club barely got problems with patrons there.....hahahahahaha. who would wanna fuck around with these two monsters
Because being big automatically means you can fight!
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I was at a Club in Miami last Summer and there were two Bouncers there who were at least 6'6 and I guess they weigh around 300+ lbs. I heard the club barely got problems with patrons there.....hahahahahaha. who would wanna fuck around with these two monsters
Exactly. All this "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" stuff is bullshit.
In my drunken experience, it's more a case of "the bigger they are, the harder they hit you".
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Or fucked it in the ass...
X2 ;D
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Exactly. All this "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" stuff is bullshit.
In my drunken experience, it's more a case of "the bigger they are, the harder they hit you".
lol....... it pays to have huge motherfuckers protecting your clubs. Patrons tend to behave when they see oversize bouncers.
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Exactly. All this "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" stuff is bullshit.
In my drunken experience, it's more a case of "the bigger they are, the harder they hit you".
yes. alot of tiny guys like to dream about watching big guys get pummeled by some super small, super fast, superhuman.
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well you see about 80% the same people, and for some reason they just have no clue how pathetic they look and sound...you see 21 year old girls end up looking like they're 36 before they turn 23, and all the guys who run their loud mouths all night cause they're so tough but their muscles have the consistancy of jello from constant drinking...and people really wonder why bouncers are assholes lol, go spend two weeks in a club, sober, and babysit drunk retards and see how nice you are
Agreed 100%
spot on post..
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this is true, hearing about how they used to date someone that looked like me, or how big they used to be. Seeing alcoholics come in with an excuse to drink: "just here for a nightcap", "pre-dinner cocktail", "after work cocktail" etc.
and worst is the over complimenters who tell people how good looking and hot they are...oh brother.
lol those are awful, they never shut up and most times they're all touchy feely too, I really wish they made a reality show that followed bouncers..just so everyone could see for themselves how retarded they act in a club
and all these little guys talkng about bouncers just being big dudes and not knowing how to fight obviously have never been in a club or have been or met a bouncer...rule #1 always as a bouncer is you have each others backs, so no matter how skinny fast, superhuman mma fighter you are, if you start trouble, rarely ever will just one bouncer take you on...and I don't care how tough you think you or your friends are, when there are 3-5 guys who outweigh you by over 100 pounds trying to subdue you it's going to happen...and you will be choked, dominated and embarressed...
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i do it 1x night a week. It is not a dream job or a career. Gets me some extra cash for not a lot of work.
The MAJORITY is using your mouth more than your muscles.
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one of the biggest bouncers i ever saw was in the tropicana in atlantic city, guy has his own zip code must be well over 7 ft tall and close to 400 lbs.
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I used to help out a friend that ran a security company and run the door at raves. This was the bomb. A bunch of little ravers. I would look into their bags for weapons and snag a fucking boat load of drugs. Also make a lot of money from people trying to get in without tickets and they'd slip me a $50 or $100 for them and friends to get in. I could easily make $1000 in a night and for a guy in college that was bank! Later on in the night when I was done I'd head into the rave, hit up the nice chicks and hook them up with some free drugs that I nabbed earlier. It was way too easy.
Anyways I was asked to help bounce at this black club worked on a saturday night and holy shit what a fucking mess. Nothing serious went down but then the next night a couple haitians were causing trouble and got thrown out and shot up the front of the club hitting a few people including one of the doormen. That was enough for me to never do that shit again.
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vince goodrum bouncing at the zoo
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Quite simply one of the funniest things posted on GB - AN INSTANT CLASIC :D