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Title: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 04:25:46 PM: Im in the process of posting some up-dated pic. But then i remembered that we have standards here.

So i went to the hardware store and am buying some sliding glass doors.

This is so that i can do a double shaded reflection pic when the sun is in just the right position to shadow my muscles in bold relief.

Of course i may have to time it for high noon this summer, to make the most of the shadows......you know......standard stuff. So im willing to wait for that perfect moment as i know you all are also.

What other standards do we expect in regards to posting pics on getbig?
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Mr. Magoo on January 10, 2010, 04:27:54 PM: dave has been gone for a while

move on
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 04:30:24 PM: Quote from: Mr. Magoo on January 10, 2010, 04:27:54 PM
dave has been gone for a while

move on

Mmmmhmmmmmm. whatever dave.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: tendonitis on January 10, 2010, 04:31:13 PM: about as funny as the arnold is dead thread
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: chaos on January 10, 2010, 04:31:40 PM: Quote from: Mr. Magoo on January 10, 2010, 04:27:54 PM
dave has been gone for a while

move on
Where have you and sloshy been?
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 10, 2010, 04:32:38 PM: Quote from: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 04:25:46 PM
Im in the process of posting some up-dated pic. But then i remembered that we have standards here.

So i went to the hardware store and am buying some sliding glass doors.

This is so that i can do a double shaded reflection pic when the sun is in just the right position to shadow my muscles in bold relief.

Of course i may have to time it for high noon this summer, to make the most of the shadows......you know......standard stuff. So im willing to wait for that perfect moment as i know you all are also.

What other standards do we expect in regards to posting pics on getbig?

Stop training calves and build that beer belly with beer and wings every night!
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Spike on January 10, 2010, 04:33:43 PM: tell your mom not to change your Voltron sheets
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 04:34:23 PM: Quote from: tendonitis on January 10, 2010, 04:31:13 PM
about as funny as the arnold is dead thread

Arnolds dead?? How could you start such a rumor, gingivitus? :-\
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Mr. Magoo on January 10, 2010, 04:50:30 PM: Quote from: chaos on January 10, 2010, 04:31:40 PM
Where have you and sloshy been?

surprised u missed us chaos
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Hulkotron on January 10, 2010, 04:51:36 PM: You have to be at least Olympia Top-5 material or else you will be rightfully ridiculed.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 04:57:05 PM: Make sure to pose directly under a basement light so that any sign of abs is shaded, and when your called out on it, make sure to say your batteries ran out on your camera and will update it in a few days......(That part never happens)
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Fury on January 10, 2010, 04:57:53 PM: Quote from: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 04:57:05 PM
Make sure to pose directly under a basement light so that any sign of abs is shaded, and when your called out on it, make sure to say your batteries ran out on your camera and will update it in a few days......(That part never happens)

Thought it was essential to pose in a kitchen a la Kamali?
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 10, 2010, 04:58:11 PM: I wouldn't be surprised if fat Dave teaches cell phone photography lessons @ the local community college.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: nycbull on January 10, 2010, 05:12:43 PM: Quote from: Mr. Magoo on January 10, 2010, 04:27:54 PM
dave has been gone for a while

move on

he will be back. you need to keep reminding yourselves that.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 05:14:01 PM: Quote from: nycbull on January 10, 2010, 05:12:43 PM
he will be back. you need to keep reminding yourselves that.

Wasnt he posting as quackeroats or something?
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: dov on January 10, 2010, 05:15:22 PM: Walk out to parking lot at bout 1pm on sunny day, pop the hood, and drop the shorts...let teh photo shoot begins!
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: mar10s on January 10, 2010, 05:20:13 PM: If you train..that's your first issue right there. ;D
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 05:32:22 PM: If your one of the gay's, then make sure to pose in a towell pulled down to your lil pecker..........i think i just threw up. :-X

Theres some guy here called xfagger or something, that drives an 81 chevy citation that does that....... :'(
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: chaos on January 10, 2010, 06:10:20 PM: Quote from: Mr. Magoo on January 10, 2010, 04:50:30 PM
surprised u missed us chaos
Just sloshy, I used up all the pics she sent me, could you have her send me new ones?
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: dyslexic on January 10, 2010, 07:24:27 PM: Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 10, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
Thought it was essential to pose in a kitchen a la Kamali?

a la Matt..
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: gordiano on January 10, 2010, 07:25:15 PM: Quote from: War-Horse on January 10, 2010, 04:25:46 PM
Im in the process of posting some up-dated pic. But then i remembered that we have standards here.

So i went to the hardware store and am buying some sliding glass doors.

This is so that i can do a double shaded reflection pic when the sun is in just the right position to shadow my muscles in bold relief.

Of course i may have to time it for high noon this summer, to make the most of the shadows......you know......standard stuff. So im willing to wait for that perfect moment as i know you all are also.

What other standards do we expect in regards to posting pics on getbig?

Better have a nice fucking kitchen.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 10, 2010, 08:49:23 PM: Essential to do a "poo got stuck half way out" facial expression....
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: WillGrant on January 10, 2010, 08:58:00 PM: ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=314043.0;attach=354507;image)
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: calfzilla on January 10, 2010, 11:14:18 PM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 10, 2010, 08:49:23 PM
Essential to do a "poo got stuck half way out" facial expression....

I gave dov a lot of shit for this pic, but he has made some major improvements, and he is a pretty cool dude too.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: kiwiol on January 11, 2010, 02:16:24 AM: Make sure the pic shows a bit of the background too, so we have more things to bash than just your looks alone.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 11, 2010, 03:28:54 AM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 10, 2010, 08:49:23 PM
Essential to do a "poo got stuck half way out" facial expression....

Thats not Kamali's latest pic.
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: CalvinH on January 11, 2010, 07:35:33 AM: Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 10, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
Thought it was essential to pose in a kitchen a la Kamali?

What about the essential white t-shirt pose?
Title: Re: Minimum requirments for getbigger pic's
Post by: War-Horse on January 11, 2010, 02:50:52 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on January 11, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
Make sure the pic shows a bit of the background too, so we have more things to bash than just your looks alone.

That makes it alot more fun. ;D