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Title: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 05:12:21 AM
My god the guy's a first class retard, what was he thinking

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Post by: _bruce_ on January 12, 2010, 05:17:44 AM
So a Trottl  :D

Sein "KungFu" scheint aber ok...
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Post by: Chick on January 12, 2010, 05:17:55 AM
My god the guy's a first class retard, what was he thinking



Well, what he's thinking is making money by doing a new show...not a bad premise.
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Post by: Tapeworm on January 12, 2010, 05:24:18 AM
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Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 05:25:18 AM
Well, what he's thinking is making money by doing a new show...not a bad premise.

Try to look past the obvious here Chick, of course hes not doing this for laughs and giggles - but the "show" as such is incredible cheesy.

Do you really think (and you should be qualified to answer this question) a lot of police men and woman use grips and techniques to wrestle somebody to the ground?
theres a good book from Mark Baker in where he antonym interviews members of the lawenforce mt, one of the short testimonies was a young Rockie who did not believe his older much more experienced partner that at times you have to use your stick and necessary force to get some big dumb guy to comply with you, the Rockie tested his famous arm grip which was pretty useless until the older cop had enough and just hit the guy over the head not hard enough to crack his skill but hard enough to get his attention.
His Quote was: if you want to dance with them go ahead but what you have to understand is that these people don't want to be arrested and will try anything to not get arrested, they have a lot more to loose then you have.

Point is - this show is just tailored for Segal to make him look good and doesn't really reflect day to day work - which is (if I can quote a friend I have who is in lawenforment) more a social council job.
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Post by: pedro01 on January 12, 2010, 05:27:58 AM
I could outrun him.
Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Chick on January 12, 2010, 05:29:43 AM
Try to look past the obvious here Chick, of course hes not doing this for laughs and giggles - but the "show" as such is incredible cheesy.

Do you really think (and you should be qualified to answer this question) a lot of police men and woman use grips and techniques to wrestle somebody to the ground?
theres a good book from Mark Baker in where he antonym interviews members of the lawenforce mt, one of the short testimonies was a young Rockie who did not believe his older much more experienced partner that at times you have to use your stick and necessary force to get some big dumb guy to comply with you, the Rockie tested his famous arm grip which was pretty useless until the older cop had enough and just hit the guy over the head not hard enough to crack his skill but hard enough to get his attention.
His Quote was: if you want to dance with them go ahead but what you have to understand is that these people don't want to be arrested and will try anything to not get arrested, they have a lot more to loose then you have.

Point is - this show is just tailored for Segal to make him look good and doesn't really reflect day to day work - which is (if I can quote a friend I have who is in lawenforment) more a social council job.

Actually, we did learn many grips and techniques in the police academy...you are "supposed" to use escalating levels of force, depending on the situation and what it calls for. Many f the techniques Segal uses would be VERY effective in making a takedown much easier and less potential for injury to the officer(s)...

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Post by: 2ND COMING on January 12, 2010, 05:31:45 AM
(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/flock_of_seagals.jpg)

Lol
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 12, 2010, 05:36:37 AM
"This is not Hollywood, this is real......straight to video material".

Fixed.
Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 05:37:10 AM
Actually, we did learn many grips and techniques in the police academy...you are "supposed" to use escalating levels of force, depending on the situation and what it calls for. Many f the techniques Segal uses would be VERY effective in making a takedown much easier and less potential for injury to the officer(s)...



that was not the question, I can imagine that you learn all these grips and such, but do you actually use them?
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Post by: mesmorph78 on January 12, 2010, 06:02:12 AM
Ha ha that is so cheesy
be is so fat can he even kick anymore
 al let's hope if he comes across a tough guy with a gun the guy throws the gun away and gets real close so seagal can do his famous patty cake hand moves and look good on camera
hahaha  what do these famous guys do with their money that they have to return in old age to do foolishness like this :-\
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Post by: splank on January 12, 2010, 06:14:07 AM
Actually, we did learn many grips and techniques in the police academy...you are "supposed" to use escalating levels of force, depending on the situation and what it calls for. Many f the techniques Segal uses would be VERY effective in making a takedown much easier and less potential for injury to the officer(s)...



 Go straight to the Taser. The most non-lethal take down option available. Things are freaking golden!! No need to wrestle with anyone anymore..only on a very rare occasion.
Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 06:18:36 AM
lol he's holding his gun exactly like he does in the movies - yeah try to hold it closer to the face :D :D

hahaha he worries about is team :D

Lol and his whole "team" sucks his balls :D :D :D

Okay saddle up ::)

lolol here's an eopisode

Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 06:23:15 AM
I bet you every real cop that is actual working is going to cringe and rolleyes

He acts like he is in the movies - thats friggen dangerous - a real cops complete nightmare
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Post by: fathead on January 12, 2010, 06:32:05 AM
I like when Segal talks all black. "yo maaan, who gun dis is here?" 

He never talked like that on fucken red carpet interviews.
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Post by: Meso_z on January 12, 2010, 06:39:49 AM
haha looks cool..
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Post by: swilkins1984 on January 12, 2010, 07:11:44 AM
I watched a few episodes. Much better than his recent movies and by that I mean virtually everything after 1992 except 'Exit Wounds'. Blaccent in full effect.
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Post by: Wiggs on January 12, 2010, 07:14:15 AM
He'd beat 99% of everyone on this boards ass...all while laughing...
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Post by: CalvinH on January 12, 2010, 07:15:16 AM
Stork would love the show if Segal made a steroid bust.
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Post by: Meso_z on January 12, 2010, 07:31:39 AM
He'd beat 99% of everyone on this boards ass...all while laughing...
i could take him down.
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Post by: delta9mda on January 12, 2010, 07:43:02 AM
He'd beat 99% of everyone on this boards ass...all while laughing...
id say 100%.
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Post by: johnnynoname on January 12, 2010, 08:09:55 AM
i'm working on a drinking game for this show

-every time SS says "as a martial artist", take a shot
-every time SS says "zen", take a shot
-every time SS tries to talk "black", take a shot
Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 08:22:08 AM
Stork would love the show if Segal made a steroid bust.

hahah that would be awesome - think of the humiliation to the gym rat - Steven fucking segal busted me
Segal: you post on Getbig right?
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Post by: bradistani on January 12, 2010, 08:22:34 AM
seagal is the fucking man
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Post by: Figo on January 12, 2010, 08:26:08 AM
Seagal has been a cop for 20 yrs? who knew?
Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 08:27:06 AM
Seagal has been a cop for 20 yrs? who knew?

lolo :D
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Post by: Meso_z on January 12, 2010, 08:27:39 AM
hahah that would be awesome - think of the humiliation to the gym rat - Steven fucking segal busted me
Segal: you post on Getbig right?
hahaha or "whats your screen name, lets see if you post on the roid board as well"
Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 08:30:07 AM
hahaha or "whats your screen name, lets see if you post on the roid board as well"

Why would I? I have no interest in Steroids I thought that was pretty obvious :D
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Post by: K-1 on January 12, 2010, 08:31:41 AM
Out of all places on earth..he chose jefferson parish...I grew up there. lol  

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Post by: YoungBlood on January 12, 2010, 08:45:59 AM
I like when Segal talks all black. "yo maaan, who gun dis is here?" 

He never talked like that on fucken red carpet interviews.

It's always good to "talk to your audience."

If you're speaking to a CEO at a party, you do not talk ghetto saying "Homey, you ain't gonna do SHIT" or whatever.

But if you are in the ghetto, you do not use 50 cent words, and speak like you're giving a Valedictorian speech.

Know your audience, and you can connect with them a little easier. I think that's all Segal is trying to do.
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Post by: Stark on January 12, 2010, 08:51:45 AM
It's always good to "talk to your audience."

If you're speaking to a CEO at a party, you do not talk ghetto saying "Homey, you ain't gonna do SHIT" or whatever.

But if you are in the ghetto, you do not use 50 cent words, and speak like you're giving a Valedictorian speech.

Know your audience, and you can connect with them a little easier. I think that's all Segal is trying to do.

Another story from Millers book was:

A rookie got teamed up with an experienced cop, the experienced cop tells the rockie to tell the couple which was blamed for noise polution to shut the fuck up.

So he goes over an in the nicest tone possible say: Can you ladies and gentleman keep the noise level down please?
They look at him like hes from planet Mars.
Then they look over to the experienced cop and say: Sir what's he saying?
Where the reply was: If you don't keep the noise down we're going to bust your ass and crack your fucking heads wide open, do you understand that?
Which they replied: Yesir we understand that ;D
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Post by: K-1 on January 12, 2010, 09:28:26 AM
It's always good to "talk to your audience."

If you're speaking to a CEO at a party, you do not talk ghetto saying "Homey, you ain't gonna do SHIT" or whatever.

But if you are in the ghetto, you do not use 50 cent words, and speak like you're giving a Valedictorian speech.

Know your audience, and you can connect with them a little easier. I think that's all Segal is trying to do.

Very true.  There is a time and place. Adapt and be versatile always.
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Post by: wes on January 12, 2010, 11:09:08 AM
Segal was the man back in the day,now he`s a fat bloated mess of a man who looks like Dracula and talks like he`s from the hood.


In essence,he`s a tool and a total has been.
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Post by: Parker on January 12, 2010, 11:24:03 AM
Go straight to the Taser. The most non-lethal take down option available. Things are freaking golden!! No need to wrestle with anyone anymore..only on a very rare occasion.
And that is why police delts are being sued. Lazy cops who go straight for the taser. Or like what happened on the west coast, forgetting where the taser is and shooting a subdued perp.
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Post by: mesmorph78 on January 12, 2010, 12:00:58 PM
He'd beat 99% of everyone on this boards ass...all while laughing...
always speak for yourself how can you speak for 99% of people on the board
 ???
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Post by: clownbaby on January 12, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
Ha ha that is so cheesy
be is so fat can he even kick anymore
 al let's hope if he comes across a tough guy with a gun the guy throws the gun away and gets real close so seagal can do his famous patty cake hand moves and look good on camera
hahaha  what do these famous guys do with their money that they have to return in old age to do foolishness like this :-\

He never did "kick" as his martial art, aikido has nothing to do with kicking but rather redirecting your opponents energy and movement. His techniques are very effective and law enforcement officials often bring in aikido teachers to show the police officers techiques to protect themselves.

You are an ignorant clown, and stark has got to be one of the dumbest posters on this site
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Post by: Rami on January 12, 2010, 12:51:02 PM
very adamant.
Title: Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
Post by: mesmorph78 on January 12, 2010, 01:12:26 PM
He never did "kick" as his martial art, aikido has nothing to do with kicking but rather redirecting your opponents energy and movement. His techniques are very effective and law enforcement officials often bring in aikido teachers to show the police officers techiques to protect themselves.

You are an ignorant clown, and stark has got to be one of the dumbest posters on this site
who asked you to clarify anything
I watched a movie last night with young seagal and he was kicking I notice as he got older and fat in his movies he stopped kicking
and the fact remains the show looks cheesy and staged you seem upset  
try and get over it  by calming down if that doesnt help have a cry into your pillow tonite see if it helps
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Post by: Overload on January 12, 2010, 01:17:02 PM
It's always good to "talk to your audience."

If you're speaking to a CEO at a party, you do not talk ghetto saying "Homey, you ain't gonna do SHIT" or whatever.

But if you are in the ghetto, you do not use 50 cent words, and speak like you're giving a Valedictorian speech.

Know your audience, and you can connect with them a little easier. I think that's all Segal is trying to do.

This is true.

My Attorney is a black man from Alabama and he speaks perfect English, but when he is around a client who is a bit "ghetto" his speaking style changes and the client can relate to him better. The first few times i heard him do it was over the phone while i was at his office and i was like WTF, but he explained to me how "you need to speak to your audience in a way they can relate". Anyway, he is a very high profile Attorney and does well for his family, so as long as he speaks to me in proper English, he will be my Attorney. ;D

Segal actually does a lot of good things for the community and has been doing them for years. Most people don't know much about Segal and even though his movies are cheesy, he's actually fully capable of disarming people rather quickly and it's not just Hollywood stunts.

8)
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 12, 2010, 02:03:24 PM
I can't hate on  the guy...he comes off like a genuine good guy... brings toys regularly to kids in a hospital... solid man, can't hate on that ..
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Post by: Option D on January 12, 2010, 02:15:29 PM
hahahaha...Yall wild...

Dont forget..this guy was runnin dojos and shit in japan...i think this "patty cake shit" would really fuck someone up.. I dont think you forget Aikido..
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Post by: Moontrane on January 12, 2010, 03:23:16 PM
(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/flock_of_seagals.jpg)

HA!  Run so far away just started playing on KCDX when I started reading this thread!
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Post by: mantronik on January 12, 2010, 04:19:38 PM
I followed a 3 day Aikido seminar with him in 1994, in a small town close to Paris.
Place was packed with about 400 students from all over Europe and some from the US as well.
In those days he used to give seminars when he wanted as he travelled the world to promote his (then succesful) movies.
Sign up was limited and the Paris seminar was an annual thing back then and was always fully booked a year in advance, when people were at the seminar and registration for next years seminar opened up that weekend.
I missed '93 because of this, but made sure my buddy who went that year signed me up for the year after in '94.
You were not allowed to bring video/photo camera and no training weapons inside the training hall (wooden stick/jo, sword/boken, knife/tanto).

When he entered the hall the first day, I was kind of surprised with how tall he is, never realised it until then how tall he is.
You know how soft he speaks sometimes in the movies? That's how he was speaking while demonstrating/explaining a technique. Too bad if you were sitting all the wayin the back, your eyes would have to do the studying.
After the technique he did take his time and walked around and made sure everybody got attention.

Dude training not too far away from me had the courage to ask Steve/Take sensei to do his famous clothesline move on him (irimi nage)
Steve asked him if he was sure. Dude got excited and said YES.
Ofcourse everybody around Steve always sits down when he's showing something so you can see from up close what's going on, same here.
The guy hit the mat so hard and fast that the people watching him got worried when they saw him going down. He was ok, little dizzy but at least could "brag" for the rest of his life that he was thrown by Steve.

Here is Irimi nage.
The short Japanese guy Steve used to use in every demo and most of his early movies is his former student Matsuoka.
They're not on good terms for a while now, but Matsuoka is gangster as well, short as he is, dude is fast as lightning!