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Title: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 14, 2010, 01:13:49 AM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 14, 2010, 01:14:49 AM
I hope not for him.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: webcake on January 14, 2010, 01:15:23 AM
it's a more butch version of johnnynoname
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 14, 2010, 01:15:29 AM
whos the twink...
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 14, 2010, 01:16:57 AM
whos the twink...

There's a show in the USA called 'Jersey Shore' just came out. Can't watch it here in OZ, or download it but my mate got around that. I love it, i shouldn't but it's so stupid i can't stop watching it.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Parker on January 14, 2010, 01:19:25 AM
whos the twink...
A delusional player, who somehow can't get into a "situation", where a woman's legs are wrapped around his waist.

A 28 yr old man getting played by 23 yr old females
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Meso_z on January 14, 2010, 05:48:35 AM
looks natty but who knows... :-\

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 14, 2010, 06:00:16 AM
it's a more butch version of johnnynoname

don't make me go on my "you know how many times people say "i'm like the situation" " rant

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 14, 2010, 06:03:15 AM
A delusional player, who somehow can't get into a "situation", where a woman's legs are wrapped around his waist.

A 28 yr old man getting played by 23 yr old females

a guy that old shouldn't call potential sex "a situation".  it was said when i realized that all those dudes are pushing 30 and still picking up ugly skinny fat 21 year olds on the jersey shore.

juiced to the tits all of them (except for "vinny"), 30, jobless, and "playaz" with "cadillac" tattoos on their body.

also, did you notice just how skanky and fucking filthy and ugly "jwoww" is?  jesus, i fell in love with her tits on episode one, but she's sucked so many dicks since and is yet to shower that i can't share the same feelings for her anymore.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 14, 2010, 06:11:02 AM
i'd still fuck "jwoww", though
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: APE907 on January 14, 2010, 06:18:36 AM
I am surprised anybody would think Mike "Situation" is on the sauce....jesus his neck looks to be all of 13".

Ronnie is only one w/halfway decent genetics. I honestly don't think he is on gear, he just strikes me as a short dude w/good Italian genetics...could be wrong though as I am familiar w/NJ & NY and know gear is readily available.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: allnatural on January 14, 2010, 06:22:01 AM
His arms do look too big for his body. But you can't tell from this pic.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: newmom on January 14, 2010, 06:24:31 AM
yea they live by the initials GTL..Gym, Tan, Laundry
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Playboy on January 14, 2010, 06:38:14 AM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)
Natural. He is just a typical skiiny shit. People often confuse being skinny with being ripped.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 14, 2010, 06:55:29 AM
back to the subject at hand- he is natural/normal

i don't know where the subject of him being on "the program" would come up
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on January 14, 2010, 06:56:08 AM
If you need juice to look like that then we have all failed as men.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Mobil on January 14, 2010, 06:56:15 AM
to be honest hes the one that makes the show funny... his one liners are classic......
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 14, 2010, 06:58:10 AM
to be honest hes the one that makes the show funny... his one liners are classic......

i might have to cave in and actually watch it
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Overload on January 14, 2010, 07:06:47 AM
lol

He has already admitted to being a "juicer".

It's funny how people on getbig think all juicers look like Arnold.

8)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Colby on January 14, 2010, 07:15:50 AM
Having dated a Jersey girl and spent time up there I find the show hilarious!  It definitely takes me back!!  hahaha!  "The Situation" what a moron!!  The kid Ronnie doesn't seem so bad, definitely on the sauce though.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 14, 2010, 07:17:53 AM
That's an off cycle shot.  These guys seem to gain/lose about 20 pounds of muscle each time they are on TV.  That Mike guy is lean yet has a bloated face like any typical juicer would.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 14, 2010, 07:19:06 AM
That's an off cycle shot.  These guys seem to gain/lose about 20 pounds of muscle each time they are on TV.  That Mike guy is lean yet has a bloated face like any typical juicer would.

yep, he's bigger and harder on the show (homo)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: erokyrwrld on January 14, 2010, 07:20:04 AM
He's not black so his arms are way too big and his waist way too small to be a natural. 
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Mars on January 14, 2010, 07:23:16 AM
who the fuck knows. how many people in the gym doesnt look like shit and are juiced to the eyeballs? i know gyms are filled with it.

this guy looks ok but if i would choose to juice i better be a freak so i wouldnt have the chance to be seen as a natural by people.
looking regular isnt worth the juicing imo.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 14, 2010, 07:25:17 AM
I hope he's natural, If not he's been robbed!!


WHOshshshshshshshshshshs hsh
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 14, 2010, 07:26:35 AM
who the fuck knows. how many people in the gym doesnt look like shit and are juiced to the eyeballs? i know gyms are filled with it.

this guy looks ok but if i would choose to juice i better be a freak so i wouldnt have the chance to be seen as a natural by people.
looking regular isnt worth the juicing imo.

These guys are typical lazy ass fucks who juice to look good.  They workout for an hour then eat like shit, drink all night and repeat. Anyone trying to live that lifestyle natural wouldn't be able to stay lean and muscular.
The other dude that's bigger on that show is less of a drinker and partier and you can see that he is a lot bigger.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: scrawndog on January 14, 2010, 07:28:52 AM
The situation looks natural.   The only thing he has going for him are abs and bi’s.  Otherwise he is a bonafide pencil neck with a stark resemblance to Frank Perdue.  Ronnie looks like he is on gear. He has that deep dbol like facial bloat. 
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Mars on January 14, 2010, 07:30:50 AM
yeah hes a small pussy but his arms doesnt look real natural, he looks too "massive" for a little bitch like he is, probably a typicle case of a juicer who only train the "beach muscles".
dont forget that there arent a lot guys who have the motivation to train natural year in year out.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: BIG_STI on January 14, 2010, 07:33:39 AM
who the fuck knows. how many people in the gym doesnt look like shit and are juiced to the eyeballs? i know gyms are filled with it.

this guy looks ok but if i would choose to juice i better be a freak so i wouldnt have the chance to be seen as a natural by people.
looking regular isnt worth the juicing imo.

We've all seen the newer pic of you Mars, I don't think 5g of gear a week could help you. Maybe lifting weights would be a good start?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Mars on January 14, 2010, 07:40:30 AM
We've all seen the newer pic of you Mars, I don't think 5g of gear a week could help you. Maybe lifting weights would be a good start?

i will say it once but thats not my picture "big" stu, go fire your e-tectives
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: jaejonna on January 14, 2010, 07:41:42 AM
i will say it once but thats not my picture "big" stu, go fire your e-tectives
  hahaha Big-stu has a man-crush on you lol....
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 07:41:53 AM
he's obviously natural: bench press , biceps curls every 4 days for an hour and  sit ups 2/3 times a week  + chicken, tuna rice or pasta 2/3 times a day and... some creatine thown in here and there.
Doubt he trains legs. Maybe calves for the beach. Next.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on January 14, 2010, 07:50:11 AM
Proof once again that you can never have too many Jersey Shore threads on a forum right now bro, good call...   :)

Of course Mike's juiced to the gills...Ronnie is too but Ronnie has a mesomorph physique so he's just a fucking pitbull...the reason it's semi-believable that "The Situation" is natural is because alot of the "hardness" is photoshopped out of his physique in all the promo pics.  But when you watch the show in certain scenes (especially in the first couple episodes) you see some really thick biceps that are by no means attainable naturally.  Plus as was mentioned before he has the bloat cheeks no matter what.  They had the cast on TMZ live for a mid-day web interview and the first question the site viewers had for him and Pauly D was "do you guys use juice?"  You could tell they were immediately uncomfortable with the question but Mike was good and gave a good, politically-correct answer that I bet their handlers coached them on, but maybe not...despite it all these 2 in particular seem to have their heads on semi-straight still at this point...but he did STRESS that he dieted hard as hell for that show (3 months, alot of gym and very little carbs) and you can tell that now he is nowhere near as sharp as he was initially in the beginning episodes...since they had to drink every night I'm guessing they must have done nothing but drink their protein shakes after their workout during the day so they could save up their calories for nightly alcohol consumption to hold as much conditioning as they did.  Pauly's probably done his share of cycles but doesn't look like he takes it half as seriously as Ronnie and Mike do, but he's got the best face of them all so I'm sure he counts on that...I don't even think he was on while filming.  Mike's really ugly as fuck but comes off with just enough swagger so as not to be initially seen as that but only because he tries the hardest.  Ronnie's just built for juicing so why not, did you see him pound that guy in the last episode?  lol

It's interesting to hear girls talk about the show...most of them will say Vinny's the best looking one but IMO it's really because it appears as though he "tries" the least.  Average face, no juice, just a healthy degree of clean styling on the guy. 

No homo.   ;D    
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: dyslexic on January 14, 2010, 07:50:33 AM
What is he pointing at?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: George Whorewell on January 14, 2010, 08:03:15 AM
They are all juiced to the gills. Period.

The situation looks like an even gayer version of actor Ed Norton but with bulging 14 inch biceps and a ton of air brushed italian pride Tee shirts and outdated A/X that only brothas wear.

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: saopl on January 14, 2010, 08:04:45 AM
this show points out exactly what's wrong with people and why the world is turning into a huge pile of shit.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on January 14, 2010, 08:09:16 AM
this show points out exactly what's wrong with people and why the world is turning into a huge pile of shit.

Well that's one perspective...the other one is that Pauly D and Mike are said to be getting $7500 a club appearance right now and Snooks $10k...compared to what they would have been capable of earning otherwise, is it really such a poor lifestyle choice?  They're kind of pulling it off IMO...they really are coming off as likable to me when watching the show.  There's alot of drama but you can still "feel the love."   ;D

Still coming down from a high like the one they're on right now unless they are REALLY good at continuing to evolve their public personas could be really tough.  It's very important for these people to listen to the right people through all this, you see the shape Joey Kovar from MTV's Real World is in right now...
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: bradistani on January 14, 2010, 08:10:45 AM
Proof once again that you can never have too many Jersey Shore threads on a forum right now bro, good call...   :)

Of course Mike's juiced to the gills...Ronnie is too but Ronnie has a mesomorph physique so he's just a fucking pitbull...the reason it's semi-believable that "The Situation" is natural is because alot of the "hardness" is photoshopped out of his physique in all the promo pics.  But when you watch the show in certain scenes (especially in the first couple episodes) you see some really thick biceps that are by no means attainable naturally.  Plus as was mentioned before he has the bloat cheeks no matter what.  They had the cast on TMZ live for a mid-day web interview and the first question the site viewers had for him and Pauly D was "do you guys use juice?"  You could tell they were immediately uncomfortable with the question but Mike was good and gave a good, politically-correct answer that I bet their handlers coached them on, but maybe not...despite it all these 2 in particular seem to have their heads on semi-straight still at this point...but he did STRESS that he dieted hard as hell for that show (3 months, alot of gym and very little carbs) and you can tell that now he is nowhere near as sharp as he was initially in the beginning episodes...since they had to drink every night I'm guessing they must have done nothing but drink their protein shakes after their workout during the day so they could save up their calories for nightly alcohol consumption to hold as much conditioning as they did.  Pauly's probably done his share of cycles but doesn't look like he takes it half as seriously as Ronnie and Mike do, but he's got the best face of them all so I'm sure he counts on that...I don't even think he was on while filming.  Mike's really ugly as fuck but comes off with just enough swagger so as not to be initially seen as that but only because he tries the hardest.  Ronnie's just built for juicing so why not, did you see him pound that guy in the last episode?  lol

It's interesting to hear girls talk about the show...most of them will say Vinny's the best looking one but IMO it's really because it appears as though he "tries" the least.  Average face, no juice, just a healthy degree of clean styling on the guy. 

No homo.   ;D    

too late  ;D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: saopl on January 14, 2010, 08:11:45 AM
Well that's one perspective...the other one is that Pauly D and Mike are said to be getting $7500 a club appearance right now and Snooks $10k...compared to what they would have been capable of earning otherwise, is it really such a poor lifestyle choice?  They're kind of pulling it off IMO...they really are coming off as likable to me when watching the show.  There's alot of drama but you can still "feel the love."   ;D

Still coming down from a high like the one they're on right now unless they are REALLY good at continuing to evolve their public personas could be really tough.  It's very important for these people to listen to the right people through all this, you see the shape Joey Kovar from MTV's Real World is in right now...

well they're smart for working the system considering they have about 5 of their 15 minutes of fame left.
but knowing their personalities/lifestlye they'll blow the money on "bling" or something else stupid.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: George Whorewell on January 14, 2010, 08:19:40 AM
I disagree- these fucking douchebags are about as likeable as the Ebola virus.

The girls are all hideous-- saggy, bad skin from overtanning, overweight, bad boob jobs, annoying whiny voices with the intellect of a dead raccoon.

The guys ( except for Ronnie who is slightly more likeable than the others) are all a bunch of pushing 30 but I still live at home and spend my time picking up desperate 20 year old girls at the shore, I have no brain and nothing of value to add to the world so I drape myself in my Italian heritage ( but don't realize they are making a joke out of it), 3 cycle skinny fags who juice so they can take their shirt off at the local pizzeria and get free zeppole.

As someone who has been to the shore on numerous occasions I can say convincingly that MTV went out of its way to pick the biggest embarrassments they could find. The shore is filled with losers who fit the same mold, but I have never encountered any quite as nauseating as this cast of characters.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: leadhead on January 14, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
Vinny's natural, but he's the only one. I hate to admit I watch the show, but it's interesting to see these Guidos because I never grew up around these types of people. I can't believe most of these guys are closing in on 30 and still don't have a career though, what a bunch of bums ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 14, 2010, 08:24:38 AM
Why the fuck is this snookie bitch the most popular of them all?  She's everywhere. Either she has the best agent of sucks the biggest cock.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 08:25:01 AM
the influence of these "role models" on occidental youths is going to be a disaster.

I hope there are still some old school parents raising kids with some brains cause we re not going anywhere if the global population in some centuries is only be made of people like these tools.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: njflex on January 14, 2010, 08:27:01 AM
Well that's one perspective...the other one is that Pauly D and Mike are said to be getting $7500 a club appearance right now and Snooks $10k...compared to what they would have been capable of earning otherwise, is it really such a poor lifestyle choice?  They're kind of pulling it off IMO...they really are coming off as likable to me when watching the show.  There's alot of drama but you can still "feel the love."   ;D

Still coming down from a high like the one they're on right now unless they are REALLY good at continuing to evolve their public personas could be really tough.  It's very important for these people to listen to the right people through all this, you see the shape Joey Kovar from MTV's Real World is in right now...
kovar is fukked up on x and coke,but still has big ass arms looks like juiced partyier and sitting pretty on celeb rehab,,,,jersey guys ronnie seems like a good guy found a girl a slight train wreck but cute chick,on the early promos he looked real big, bigger than at this point of the shows ,,situation has big arms for his frame he's narrow framed they look 2 big for his body,as others said no neck size and shoulder are small that makes arms bigger,they do wrap show every wk ronnie came out with mike AND RONNIE LOOKED A BIT  HEAVIER AND SOFT,HE HAS GOOD BUILD NO DOUBT BUT HIS ARMS ARE THE OPPOSITE FROM SITUATION THEY ARE SMALLER COMPARED TO HIS CHEST/DELTS WHICH  ARE BIG
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 14, 2010, 08:28:07 AM
Why the fuck is this snookie bitch the most popular of them all?  She's everywhere. Either she has the best agent of sucks the biggest cock.

ever hear of PT Barnum?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 14, 2010, 08:28:44 AM
the influence of these "role models" on occidental youths is going to be a disaster.

I hope there are still some old school parents raising kids with some brains cause we re not going anywhere if the global population in some centuries is only be made of people like these tools.

i doubt it.  these guidos are beyond ridiculous, i think people watch the show to make fun of them, not to pick up life lessons.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: K-1 on January 14, 2010, 08:32:33 AM
whether he is on or not he needs to understand he is lacking symmetry. To be critical, I'd inform him his lack of trap development and underdeveloped neck takes away his hard work in other areas I feel. That whole bicep to neck to calf ratio equation you know.

The ronnie guy and guy with the hair seem to have decent symmetry at least for their respective builds/choice of look from a fitness point of view.  

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on January 14, 2010, 08:38:17 AM
whether he is on or not he needs to understand he is lacking symmetry. To be critical, I'd inform him his lack of trap development and underdeveloped neck takes away his hard work in other areas I feel. That whole bicep to neck to calf ratio equation you know.

The ronnie guy and guy with the hair seem to have decent symmetry at least for their respective builds/choice of look from a fitness point of view.  



Ronnie's a beast, I think he should try to pick up an MMA career spinning from this...right now he's said he has his sights set on patenting that stupid ass alcoholic drink recipe but I think he should concentrate on MMA.  He looked in that fight like he's "thrown a few hands" in his day.   ;D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 14, 2010, 08:40:55 AM
Ronnie's a beast, I think he should try to pick up an MMA career spinning from this...right now he's said he has his sights set on patenting that stupid ass alcoholic drink recipe but I think he should concentrate on MMA.  He looked in that fight like he's "thrown a few hands" in his day.   ;D

He did get clocked real good from that douche that challenged them.  He like his friends are typical guidoes that in their huge fit of rage can be held back by a 105 pound girl.

I love guys that act large like that and hide behind a chick.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 08:44:29 AM
i doubt it.  these guidos are beyond ridiculous, i think people watch the show to make fun of them, not to pick up life lessons.
you d be scared by the number of people who watch this and consider it as "valuable" enough life lessons to incorporate in their way of life and interacting with others. Just think about the number of young men who have a weak/lacking/absent father figure, who dont know how to act with girls/ women, and are looking for answers they dont find anywhere else but on TV... These people are also less and less prone to read and learn , they re more and more superficial and eager to find quick answers/fixes for everything they dont understand in their own feelings or those of others they interact with on a daily basis.
I see 50 y/o people with balding, white hairs, start to lift weights in their garages and connect to the internet to watch porn, etc, with a wife and teens.
Too much communication kills communication. Too much communication used for the sole purpose to SELL easy to watch/absorb crap = massive and unprecendented debilitation of people 24/7 365 days a year. There has to be a middle between totalitarism, aurotitarism, and complete anarchy , that are both extremes only leading people to more suffering. The world went from boring, harsh and stupid mechanical, to an utopical materialistic anarchy where everyone wants everything right now-and can get it- yet is deeply unhappy and unfulfilled.
Youths are literaly flooded with informations sooner and sooner. I see 7 y/o kids -girls or boys-conecting to the internet at the local library and watching erotical stuff, inconceivably violent and dumb hip hop video clips on youtube or playing flash games... Adults who surround em if they dont do the same -sic- dont say a word to the kids about what they re doing, they just ignore em.
That's the world we live in. Thanks god one out of 10 kids still go to the shelves and still find interest in reading one of the billions of books that are available, but he s just that, one out of fucking ten. Well, somehow,  natural selection keeps doing its job.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 14, 2010, 08:47:00 AM
Ronnie's a beast, I think he should try to pick up an MMA career spinning from this...right now he's said he has his sights set on patenting that stupid ass alcoholic drink recipe but I think he should concentrate on MMA.  He looked in that fight like he's "thrown a few hands" in his day.   ;D

yeah ok, i don't want to sound like a cagefighter, but that was hardly a "fight".  that looked more like a make out session.

as long as we're on topic, what's with the assholes who think that "come on bro" is a good way to fight?  when i fight (well, used to, before i turned 21), i'd try to pop the guy and beat the shit out of him as fast as i could.  i always went for the first shot, because one properly placed punch is all it usually takes.  i never got this phenomenon of talking to the guy you're about to fight.  you fight to win, not to setup a lifelong friendship.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 14, 2010, 08:49:42 AM
you d be scared by the number of people who watch this and consider it as "valuable" enough life lessons to incorporate in their way of life and interacting with others. Just think about the number of young men who have a weak/lacking/absent father figure, who dont know how to act with girls/ women, and are looking for answers they dont find anywhere else but on TV... These people are also less and less prone to read and learn , they re more and more superficial and eager to find quick answers/fixes for everything they dont understand in their own feelings or those of others they interact with on a daily basis.
I see 50 y/o people with balding, white hairs, start to lift weights in their garages and connect to the internet to watch porn, etc, with a wife and teens.
Too much communication kills communication. Too much communication used for the sole purpose to SELL easy to watch/absorb crap = massive and unprecendented debilitation of people 24/7 365 days a year. There has to be a middle between totalitarism, aurotitarism, and complete anarchy , that are both extremes only leading people to more suffering. The world went from boring, harsh and stupid mechanical, to an utopical materialistic anarchy where everyone wants everything right now-and can get it- yet is deeply unhappy and unfulfilled.

come on man, there were shows where women were treated like shit when i was growing up too.  i still shit my pants before i hit on a girl for the first time.  my plan was to walk up to her and say "hey girl, meet me at the mall on saturday around noon, we're going to a movie" (and then i was somehow gonna slap her if she said no).   in reality, i walked up to her, said "hi" with a cracked voice and she laughed at me.

"jersey shore" and reality are two very different things.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: K-1 on January 14, 2010, 08:57:21 AM
Ronnie's a beast, I think he should try to pick up an MMA career spinning from this...right now he's said he has his sights set on patenting that stupid ass alcoholic drink recipe but I think he should concentrate on MMA.  He looked in that fight like he's "thrown a few hands" in his day.   ;D

If I were to critique his performance during that scenario, I'd say he's not a "fighter" He's just a sensitive guy that will stand up for himself which is fine and how you'd want your child and/or little brother...etc to be basically. Not a push over basically.

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on January 14, 2010, 09:22:19 AM
If I were to critique his performance during that scenario, I'd say he's not a "fighter" He's just a sensitive guy that will stand up for himself which is fine and how you'd want your child and/or little brother...etc to be basically. Not a push over basically.



Honestly I don't follow the MMA stuff too closely (hetero) but that's how the fight came off looking to me...look that dude was nuts talking shit to a guy looking like Ronnie and Ronnie still knew he could take him and he did.  That dude got fucked up, I don't think they tried showing the real damage Ronnie did to him so as to keep Ronnie from looking like a savage...Ronnie had that black eye afterwards but they never even really showed the other guy after they broke them up.   
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: timfogarty on January 14, 2010, 10:04:50 AM
think back to high school.  the big jocks in high school could still have a physique like that as they approach 30.  But most guys in high school were not jocks.   For them to look like that 10 years late, they'll probably do a mild cycle or two.  Do you think any of the guys on JS were jocks in high school?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on January 14, 2010, 10:06:25 AM
think back to high school.  the big jocks in high school could still have a physique like that as they approach 30.  But most guys in high school were not jocks.   For them to look like that 10 years late, they'll probably do a mild cycle or two.  Do you think any of the guys on JS were jocks in high school?

Do you think Christiano Ronaldo is juiced Tim?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Option D on January 14, 2010, 10:07:23 AM
whos the twink...

a guy bigger than you
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: timfogarty on January 14, 2010, 10:13:39 AM
Do you think Christiano Ronaldo is juiced Tim?

all professional athletes use some form of performance enhancing drugs
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 14, 2010, 10:33:22 AM
I just like Ronnie's patented dance moves.....Smooth...

(http://i49.tinypic.com/jaamqf.jpg)

(http://www.barrelhousemag.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/6a00d83451b8c369e20120a7421bc1970b.gif)



"1"
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on January 14, 2010, 12:03:10 PM
a guy that old shouldn't call potential sex "a situation".  it was said when i realized that all those dudes are pushing 30 and still picking up ugly skinny fat 21 year olds on the jersey shore.
juiced to the tits all of them (except for "vinny"), 30, jobless, and "playaz" with "cadillac" tattoos on their body.

also, did you notice just how skanky and fucking filthy and ugly "jwoww" is?  jesus, i fell in love with her tits on episode one, but she's sucked so many dicks since and is yet to shower that i can't share the same feelings for her anymore.
I Think MIKE is the only one whos close to 30. Ya, its pathetic seeing guys going after girls who are 8,9,10 years younger. The youngest girl i ever been with was 3-4 years younger than me. Another thing is seeing guys in thier mid 30s to thier mid 40s dating or going after girls in thier early to mid twenties, LOL. Must have trouble getting pussy from women thier own age.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: marty31672 on January 14, 2010, 12:05:21 PM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)

WOW!!!  :-*  :-*  :-*
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on January 14, 2010, 12:06:38 PM
I Think MIKE is the only one whos close to 30.

I think "The Situation" is like 27 and Pauly D is 28 or 29.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 14, 2010, 01:05:25 PM
Even though i started the thread i knew Mike and Ronnie were juicing, and definately dieted hard for the show. People look at Mike's size and say no way but the face bloat and the look to the muscles = definately juicing. Just cause he's small means nothing.

Pauly doesn't have the face bloat so that's why i don't think so.

Snooki is the best chick only one not fucked in the head or a cockblocker. JWOW, great fucking body, will go to shit in 2-3 years.

I reckon they picked guys in the late 20's because they are a bit more mature (didn't work  :D) and the chicks in early 20's because by mid-20's all those Italian chicks have lost it! They're early 20's and you can tell were hotter at 18-19.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: njflex on January 14, 2010, 02:17:41 PM
Even though i started the thread i knew Mike and Ronnie were juicing, and definately dieted hard for the show. People look at Mike's size and say no way but the face bloat and the look to the muscles = definately juicing. Just cause he's small means nothing.

Pauly doesn't have the face bloat so that's why i don't think so.

Snooki is the best chick only one not fucked in the head or a cockblocker. JWOW, great fucking body, will go to shit in 2-3 years.

I reckon they picked guys in the late 20's because they are a bit more mature (didn't work  :D) and the chicks in early 20's because by mid-20's all those Italian chicks have lost it! They're early 20's and you can tell were hotter at 18-19.

RONNIES is bigger than situation,but mikes arms are bigger than ronnies for his build.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Parker on January 14, 2010, 02:25:22 PM
I think the next time that they have a fight, they should have Peter Manfredo Jr (from the 1st Contender) on there as "one of their boys", even though dude is from RI. he'd fit in right well with these dudes.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: io856 on January 14, 2010, 02:33:37 PM
why the fuck are you all so obsessed with this show?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: KevinP85 on January 14, 2010, 02:34:46 PM
I Think MIKE is the only one whos close to 30. Ya, its pathetic seeing guys going after girls who are 8,9,10 years younger. The youngest girl i ever been with was 3-4 years younger than me. Another thing is seeing guys in thier mid 30s to thier mid 40s dating or going after girls in thier early to mid twenties, LOL. Must have trouble getting pussy from women thier own age.

There is nothing wrong with young ass hoes ;)

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Nails on January 14, 2010, 02:38:35 PM
yea they live by the initials GTL..Gym, Tan, Laundry

I thought it was GUIDOS

GOD
U
IDIOTS
DO
ODD
SHIT

 ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on January 14, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
Ronnie's face looks really fat on the after-shows.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 14, 2010, 04:43:16 PM
it's hard to gain muscle naturally, why would anybody think these clowns wouldn't take a short cut?

E
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: kevinf on January 14, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
the situation is most definitely not only the joose but prolly some clen, t3 and gh too. the situation used to be an assistant manager of a gym so he def has easy access to gear. and on the show, the situation eats junk foods all the time after drinking....theres no way a natty can stay that lean on that kind of diet.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 14, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
I live near the Jersey Shore and about 15 minutes from where this show was filmed.  First off the cast of the show are not from Jersey except for one.  True, Italians guys and girls flood the shore during the summer but I have never seen a more uglier group of people than this cast.  Hit the various broadwalks from Belmar down to Seaside where this show is filmed and you will see plenty of girls that will remind you that these girls on that show are skanks.   This is not a representative of what the great Jersey shore is about. The Jersey shore is the best kept secret in the country. I've been to California and Florida beaches.  They can't compare.  
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: njflex on January 14, 2010, 05:00:01 PM
I live near the Jersey Shore and about 15 minutes from where this show was filmed.  First off the cast of the show are not from Jersey except for one.  True, Italians guys and girls flood the shore during the summer but I have never seen a more uglier group of people than this cast.  Hit the various broadwalks from Belmar down to Seaside where this show is filmed and you will see plenty of girls that will remind you that these girls on that show are skanks.   This is not a representative of what the great Jersey shore is about. The Jersey shore is the best kept secret in the country. I've been to California and Florida beaches.  They can't compare.  
went there my whole life brotha,,,like lbi now i have kids now  :-\,,,doing lavalette this summer...ortley still cool....
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Nails on January 14, 2010, 05:05:13 PM
Yea the Jersey Shore is so awesome they had to make a movie about it.....


(http://tiniestsprinter.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/he-was-lighter-than-me-before-the-toxic-waste-thing.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 05:13:17 PM
I Think MIKE is the only one whos close to 30. Ya, its pathetic seeing guys going after girls who are 8,9,10 years younger. The youngest girl i ever been with was 3-4 years younger than me. Another thing is seeing guys in thier mid 30s to thier mid 40s dating or going after girls in thier early to mid twenties, LOL. Must have trouble getting pussy from women thier own age.
Translation I married the first pig I nailed and although im in great shape and take care of myself my old lady looks like a fuckin train wreck  lol

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on January 14, 2010, 05:25:40 PM
Translation I married the first pig I nailed and although im in great shape and take care of myself my old lady looks like a fuckin train wreck  lol


LOL. Never been married.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: KevinP85 on January 14, 2010, 05:31:37 PM
I live near the Jersey Shore and about 15 minutes from where this show was filmed.  First off the cast of the show are not from Jersey except for one.  True, Italians guys and girls flood the shore during the summer but I have never seen a more uglier group of people than this cast.  Hit the various broadwalks from Belmar down to Seaside where this show is filmed and you will see plenty of girls that will remind you that these girls on that show are skanks.   This is not a representative of what the great Jersey shore is about. The Jersey shore is the best kept secret in the country. I've been to California and Florida beaches.  They can't compare.  


I'll stick to the florida beaches with the hot cubans, but i still love my fellow guidettes, lol.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 14, 2010, 09:14:33 PM
a guy bigger than you

you happy coz your bra size is bigger than his?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:17:02 PM
he's got game, but the chicks he gets are average at best. Those guys settle for the 3am scraps all the time. He's on the juice, his face is so puffy and oily skin
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on January 14, 2010, 09:19:24 PM
The Israeli chick that Pauly D was with in tonight's episode was pretty good looking, but was also a bit of a lunatic.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:21:45 PM
The Israeli chick that Pauly D was with in tonight's episode was pretty good looking, but was also a bit of a lunatic.

ya she was scary. Can't believe after all that he left with her  :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:25:03 PM
yeah ok, i don't want to sound like a cagefighter, but that was hardly a "fight".  that looked more like a make out session.

as long as we're on topic, what's with the assholes who think that "come on bro" is a good way to fight?  when i fight (well, used to, before i turned 21), i'd try to pop the guy and beat the shit out of him as fast as i could.  i always went for the first shot, because one properly placed punch is all it usually takes.  i never got this phenomenon of talking to the guy you're about to fight.  you fight to win, not to setup a lifelong friendship.

What are you saying? A bar fight is caused by verbal attacks preceding the punching. lol Nothing new there. That was a decent fight. Ronnie rocked the guy, knocked him down and maintained top position while getting some solid shots in. These aren't MMA fighters guy, geez.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 09:25:39 PM
you fucking morons know it's all fake right  ? ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:27:53 PM
I Think MIKE is the only one whos close to 30. Ya, its pathetic seeing guys going after girls who are 8,9,10 years younger. The youngest girl i ever been with was 3-4 years younger than me. Another thing is seeing guys in thier mid 30s to thier mid 40s dating or going after girls in thier early to mid twenties, LOL. Must have trouble getting pussy from women thier own age.

Well, dude, he goes to clubs where the majority of girls are 19-21. Of course he goes after them. As you get older, you get wiser and realize most girls 30+ are aging and out of shape anyway. Smarter men choose younger girls. LEss baggage
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:28:28 PM
you fucking morons know it's all fake right  ::)

Ya that fight was fake  :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: marty31672 on January 14, 2010, 09:28:49 PM
is the jersey shore friendly to married couples like me and my wife?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 09:29:38 PM
Well, dude, he goes to clubs where the majority of girls are 19-21. Of course he goes after them. As you get older, you get wiser and realize most girls 30+ are aging and out of shape anyway. Smarter men choose younger girls. LEss baggage
exactly  30 something girls are whacked and looking for some dude to father their bastard children and pay their bills
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 09:30:41 PM
you fucking morons know it's all fake right  ::)
dude next your gonna say theres no santa
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Red Hook on January 14, 2010, 09:31:27 PM
Well, dude, he goes to clubs where the majority of girls are 19-21. Of course he goes after them. As you get older, you get wiser and realize most girls 30+ are aging and out of shape anyway. Smarter men choose younger girls. LEss baggage

quoted for truth...why they fuck would a 40y/o guy want to date a 40 y/o woman?  most women over 30 let themselves go and or gravity takes it's toll

there is nothing wrong with young tight pussy
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 09:33:43 PM
Ya that fight was fake  :D
you know they have scenarists and actors that are paid to make it look as realistic as possible dont you you mothergodamnfucking brainwashed moron.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:34:28 PM
you know they have scenarists and actors that are paid to make it look as realistic as possible dont you you mothergodamnfucking brainwashed moron.

someone slap this fool
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 09:35:14 PM
someone slap this fool
god you're inconceivably stupid. I can picture you in front of your tv screen geting your pants in a bunch screaming at how realistic the "scene" was and how you totally identify with your favorite "character". Looks like you got hooked exactly as planned. Pathetic muppet.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:36:47 PM
so when snookie got KO'd by that guy, that was fake too? That punch that clearly rocked her face was fake? Wow, amazing they can't make fights in movies created by millions of dollars look that realistic.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:37:46 PM
god you're inconceivably stupid.

Have you seen the show?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 09:38:25 PM
you know they have scenarists and actors that are paid to make it look as realistic as possible dont you you mothergodamnfucking brainwashed moron.
Hey Bro your fucking spun.  That fight was real as taxes.  your an idiot
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 09:38:29 PM
so when snookie got KO'd by that guy, that was fake too? That punch that clearly rocked her face was fake? Wow, amazing they can't make fights in movies created by millions of dollars look that realistic.
you know they are paid... you know the point is too make it look realistic, you know they cannot reveal/breach their contracts terms...  

Hey Bro your fucking spun.  That fight was real as taxes.  your an idiot
did you mean "you are"  ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:39:44 PM
you know they are paid... you know the point is too make it look realistic, you know they cannot reveal/breach their contracts terms...  

omg. Do yourself a favor and log off
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 09:40:13 PM
you know they are paid... you know the point is too make it look realistic, you know they cannot reveal/breach their contracts terms...  
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 09:42:01 PM
omg. Do yourself a favor and log off
why would I, I enjoy exposing your immature credulity. I hope you re not older than 16 ... You ve been obviously overfed with so much crap that your brain turned into a turd already.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:45:27 PM
anyhow, the show is pretty entertaining. I know a cop from NJ and says the shore is just like that in the summer. Guido's all over the place and major party scene
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 09:45:49 PM
did you mean "you are"  ::)
So your demise is immanent so your going to correct my spelling.  LOL  I fucking own you BRO im in your head like the cast of JERSEY SHORE   
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: uberman09 on January 14, 2010, 09:47:13 PM
So your demise is immanent so your going to correct my spelling.  LOL  I fucking own you BRO im in your head like the cast of JERSEY SHORE   

something tells me you re not going to become a rocket scientist.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 09:49:10 PM
ignore uberboob. Doesn't even merit talking to
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 09:54:00 PM
something tells me you re not going to become a rocket scientist.
 Your right but atleast I wont be a delusional homo like you
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on January 14, 2010, 09:58:53 PM
Come on guys, stop it already...if you keep talking about this shit uberman09's gonna have to get cable!   ;D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 10:04:45 PM
lmfao
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 14, 2010, 10:07:19 PM
Should start a 'Would you hit it' thread

(http://www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/jwow.jpg)

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo9v8jKNw1qzraqfo1_400.jpg)

(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/04/images/20091204_jwoww2_560x375.jpg)

(http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammy-jersey-shore.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 14, 2010, 10:08:42 PM
(http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_dining/photo/sammy-mike-paulie-2674jpg-281a1a62d879fbdd_medium.jpg)

(http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/slides/photos/000/124/053/RackMultipart.6664.0_display_image.jpg)

(http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jbitch3.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 10:09:44 PM
I would break my dick off in jwooww
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: marty31672 on January 14, 2010, 10:10:22 PM
are they mexican?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 14, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
are they mexican?
who cares bro 
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 10:24:48 PM
(http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_dining/photo/sammy-mike-paulie-2674jpg-281a1a62d879fbdd_medium.jpg)

(http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/slides/photos/000/124/053/RackMultipart.6664.0_display_image.jpg)

(http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jbitch3.jpg)

ronnie looks kinda small there compared to the show. Midget-like lol
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 14, 2010, 10:29:11 PM
ronnie looks kinda small there compared to the show. Midget-like lol

Yeh i reckon he was losing size after the first day, not eating the same, partying much more, maybe cleaning out????? Doubt it  :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 14, 2010, 10:36:41 PM
Yeh i reckon he was losing size after the first day, not eating the same, partying much more, maybe cleaning out????? Doubt it  :D

Ya he looks like a pretty big juice head on the show. All puffy and shit but looks decent. Don't see them eating much or eating BB meals at least. No shakes either  :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Parker on January 14, 2010, 10:57:26 PM
Should start a 'Would you hit it' thread

(http://www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/jwow.jpg)

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo9v8jKNw1qzraqfo1_400.jpg)

(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/04/images/20091204_jwoww2_560x375.jpg)
(http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammy-jersey-shore.jpg)
Snooki's shoes look too big for her...but I would do tricks to her that Ringling Bros would be proud of.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Kwon on January 15, 2010, 01:05:12 AM
Situation has a strange physique, a bit artificial.

If he was training naturally it would look different.

He has arms that are not in proportion with his body. Too big arms for his physique while his neck is very skinny.

Strange. I am certain you pros have a better assessment in what things he use.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 15, 2010, 06:12:46 AM
Situation has a strange physique, a bit artificial.

If he was training naturally it would look different.

He has arms that are not in proportion with his body. Too big arms for his physique while his neck is very skinny.

Strange. I am certain you pros have a better assessment in what things he use.

Prob just a test. He's a skinny dude, you can tell but add the muscle and water from the test and voila, skinny muscular dude
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Laura Lee on January 15, 2010, 06:29:23 AM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)
He is the epitome of tool.   ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 15, 2010, 06:39:43 AM
Should start a 'Would you hit it' thread

(http://www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/jwow.jpg)

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo9v8jKNw1qzraqfo1_400.jpg)

(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/04/images/20091204_jwoww2_560x375.jpg)

(http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammy-jersey-shore.jpg)

i'd fuck all four with no problem

thay bitch who always sucks the pickle has a bit of a fat face but i would still bang her
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 15, 2010, 11:21:17 AM
Have you seen the show?

he doesn't own a tv, he's too much of an "intellectual" for tv ::)

E
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: bradistani on January 15, 2010, 11:33:02 AM
Should start a 'Would you hit it' thread

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo9v8jKNw1qzraqfo1_400.jpg)


the tall girl is a bit tasty  :P

i've seen bits of tghis programme. it's certainly entertaining if nothing else. it made me miss being in my 20s  :'(
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 15, 2010, 08:27:57 PM
the tall girl is a bit tasty  :P

i've seen bits of tghis programme. it's certainly entertaining if nothing else. it made me miss being in my 20s  :'(
I miss my 20 too
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Mobil on January 15, 2010, 08:35:40 PM
"mike all the girls you bring home are zeros!" "so what does that make you??? a negative 6?"" hahha classic lines
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 15, 2010, 08:42:49 PM
"mike all the girls you bring home are zeros!" "so what does that make you??? a negative 6?"" hahha classic lines

Yea none of them bring home anything good.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 15, 2010, 08:45:57 PM
Yea none of them bring home anything good.
yeah they def bring home some grenades lol
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Kwon on January 15, 2010, 08:54:33 PM
the tall girl is a bit tasty  :P

How tall is she?
(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo9v8jKNw1qzraqfo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 15, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
snooki is only 4foot 9
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: webcake on January 15, 2010, 10:54:37 PM
I like short bitches, but 4'9 is almost bordering on midget status.....
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 15, 2010, 10:56:16 PM
i think 4.8 is the cut off for little people
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: webcake on January 15, 2010, 10:59:14 PM
her and lee priest are made for each other....
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Epic_Monster on January 15, 2010, 11:00:26 PM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)

 :P
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on January 15, 2010, 11:03:39 PM
JWOWW's boobs are gross.  Look hard as rocks.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 15, 2010, 11:06:09 PM
JWOWW's boobs are gross.  Look hard as rocks.
lets not judge her my brother   atleast until she does playboy
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Abacab on January 15, 2010, 11:46:24 PM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)

Hard to see from this photo, but on the show his arms are way out of proportion to his neck. He'd have to have some kind of chest development to show for arms that size too.

Synthol?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Azn Muscle on January 15, 2010, 11:52:09 PM
Hard to see from this photo, but on the show his arms are way out of proportion to his neck. He'd have to have some kind of chest development to show for arms that size too.

Synthol?

Your first post is a critique of "the situation"?  ???
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: webcake on January 15, 2010, 11:53:17 PM
oh brother, this twink won't recover.....
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Parker on January 16, 2010, 12:39:59 AM
snooki is only 4foot 9
I thought she was 4'11. I haved a cousin who is 4'9", dudes were always hitting on her.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: indie-lad on January 16, 2010, 04:19:02 AM
I just saw some episodes yesterday and I really couldn't stomach much. But as for the situation, of course he's juiced. Anyone that knows steroids and has done them can clearly see it. He is out of proportion though. His arms are waaaay to big for his neck and it looks weird. I'm not sure about the Synthol but you never know.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: APE907 on January 16, 2010, 05:14:19 AM
I thought she was 4'11. I haved a cousin who is 4'9", dudes were always hitting on her.

Correct....she is 4'11".

I actually think if I got her on a gym/food plan and reduced her make-up application by roughly 50% or so that she has potential.

The rest of the chicks on this show are nasty.  The face on Jwow is brutal.  Most of the girls they are running into out at the nightclub scenes are no prize either.  I have partied in AC and New Jersey and my memory was that there were definitely many more attractive females than what I have seen on the show.

I still am unconvinced Situation is on the juice....he looks so disproportionate like the only muscle groups he trains are arms and abs.  His arms only stand out because the rest of his body is small.  To me the tell tale sign of steroids is unusual thickness and density throughout the traps and neck.  Situation's neck looks like it belongs on a 12 year old girl.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 16, 2010, 08:14:36 AM
I thought she was 4'11. I haved a cousin who is 4'9", dudes were always hitting on her.
I stand corrected 
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: spinnis on January 16, 2010, 08:19:02 AM
Correct....she is 4'11".

I actually think if I got her on a gym/food plan and reduced her make-up application by roughly 50% or so that she has potential.

The rest of the chicks on this show are nasty.  The face on Jwow is brutal.  Most of the girls they are running into out at the nightclub scenes are no prize either.  I have partied in AC and New Jersey and my memory was that there were definitely many more attractive females than what I have seen on the show.

I still am unconvinced Situation is on the juice....he looks so disproportionate like the only muscle groups he trains are arms and abs.  His arms only stand out because the rest of his body is small.  To me the tell tale sign of steroids is unusual thickness and density throughout the traps and neck.  Situation's neck looks like it belongs on a 12 year old girl.

she looks ugly as FUCK.. =)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: drkaje on January 16, 2010, 08:20:47 AM
4'7" is the cut-off but they can get special accommodations at that height.

More skinny twinks are probably juicing now to have a shredded look.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Abacab on January 16, 2010, 10:48:46 AM
Your first post is a critique of "the situation"?  ???

 ;D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Pete Nice on January 16, 2010, 12:10:19 PM
Mike, "The Situation" is quite the legend in Italy
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 16, 2010, 12:37:03 PM
He is the epitome of tool.   ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 16, 2010, 01:25:53 PM
Correct....she is 4'11".

I actually think if I got her on a gym/food plan and reduced her make-up application by roughly 50% or so that she has potential.

The rest of the chicks on this show are nasty.  The face on Jwow is brutal.  Most of the girls they are running into out at the nightclub scenes are no prize either.  I have partied in AC and New Jersey and my memory was that there were definitely many more attractive females than what I have seen on the show.

I still am unconvinced Situation is on the juice....he looks so disproportionate like the only muscle groups he trains are arms and abs.  His arms only stand out because the rest of his body is small.  To me the tell tale sign of steroids is unusual thickness and density throughout the traps and neck.  Situation's neck looks like it belongs on a 12 year old girl.

No-one has abs like his, with a bloated face. That's all you really need to see, although there are other giveaways like the quality and look at the muscles as well as the disproportionate arms.

Steroid 'thickness' is on guys who train heavy, i've been clean many years and still have it. He train like a wuss.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: APE907 on January 16, 2010, 02:15:18 PM
No-one has abs like his, with a bloated face. That's all you really need to see, although there are other giveaways like the quality and look at the muscles as well as the disproportionate arms.

Steroid 'thickness' is on guys who train heavy, i've been clean many years and still have it. He train like a wuss.

If he is "on" then it is embarrassing.  I stand by what I said that he only trains arms and abs.  The only reason I don't jump on the whole "Situation is on the juice" is because his physique is so weak looking and attainable naturally.  It actually pains me to say he is a steroid user as his physique just sucks.

I should have qualified what I said about the "thickness" look = hard training + juice.  Unfortunately it seems at least 75% or more of the dudes using gear do it for all the wrong reasons like Situation is using it for.  When I made the choice to use I did it knowing that if I wasn't willing to go 110% in the gym then it wasn't worth it.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: kevinf on January 16, 2010, 02:19:19 PM
If he is "on" then it is embarrassing.  I stand by what I said that he only trains arms and abs.  The only reason I don't jump on the whole "Situation is on the juice" is because his physique is so weak looking and attainable naturally.  It actually pains me to say he is a steroid user as his physique just sucks.

I should have qualified what I said about the "thickness" look = hard training + juice.  Unfortunately it seems at least 75% or more of the dudes using gear do it for all the wrong reasons like Situation is using it for.  When I made the choice to use I did it knowing that if I wasn't willing to go 110% in the gym then it wasn't worth it.


you must be a monster ::) ::) ::)..post your pic or stfu
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on January 16, 2010, 02:24:19 PM
If he is "on" then it is embarrassing.  I stand by what I said that he only trains arms and abs.  The only reason I don't jump on the whole "Situation is on the juice" is because his physique is so weak looking and attainable naturally.  It actually pains me to say he is a steroid user as his physique just sucks.

I should have qualified what I said about the "thickness" look = hard training + juice.  Unfortunately it seems at least 75% or more of the dudes using gear do it for all the wrong reasons like Situation is using it for.  When I made the choice to use I did it knowing that if I wasn't willing to go 110% in the gym then it wasn't worth it.

He looks ok with his shirt off, decent enough build for a guy that I assume doesn't take working out or eating seriously. Just cause he doesn't have a huge chest or back doesn't mean he's not on juice though. He's not a competitive bodybuilder but still looks better than the average male. Sure he's a douche, and probably won't even work out without doing juice, but for a guy that's just about having fun and clubbin every night of the week, he looks decent.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on January 16, 2010, 02:29:45 PM
If he is "on" then it is embarrassing.  I stand by what I said that he only trains arms and abs.  The only reason I don't jump on the whole "Situation is on the juice" is because his physique is so weak looking and attainable naturally.  It actually pains me to say he is a steroid user as his physique just sucks.

I should have qualified what I said about the "thickness" look = hard training + juice.  Unfortunately it seems at least 75% or more of the dudes using gear do it for all the wrong reasons like Situation is using it for.  When I made the choice to use I did it knowing that if I wasn't willing to go 110% in the gym then it wasn't worth it.

That's most people's problem when figuring out if someone is on the juice. Just because his size is obtainable naturally doesn't mean he put in the work to achieve that. We are used to looking at the biggest guys on here who do everything right day after day, not some half assed shit like The Situation.

There are plenty of guys who start juicing when they start training, especially ones like him. It's a big difference if you start after gaining 50 pounds naturally.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: io856 on January 16, 2010, 07:10:29 PM
Why care?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: slacker on January 16, 2010, 10:24:11 PM
I think snooki would suck in bed she is too insecure.   I need a whore that knows how to fuck back.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Kwon on April 09, 2010, 03:11:56 AM
Comments please............. ;D
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/04/situation-miami/the-situation-pauly-d-jersey-shore-arrive-in-miami-01.jpg)
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f6K4HYcZTgbI/x610.jpg)
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09sc48e4rY5V9/610x.jpg)
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02lY52tcuCgVv/610x.jpg)

WOW
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f2j8c54Fd5KK/x610.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on April 09, 2010, 03:28:28 AM
Kwon thanks for pics  ;D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 09, 2010, 03:28:59 AM
he is your typical "club juicer" really only cares about chest shoulders and arms, and of course abs.

you can tell by the delts and arms (although his size is terrible)  he is probably a guy who gets on some clen and winstrol every spring

over the course of season 1 of jersey shore you can see how much he deflated, as compared to the first few episodes, most likely because he couldnt bring his gear(illegal) to the beach house and have to worry about getting in trouble

he shrunk up over the course of the season

yesterday somebody posted pics that were taken a few days ago, of the jersey shore cast hanging out getting ready for the new season....and he blew up again
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on April 09, 2010, 03:31:40 AM
Totally bro he is all arms and chest. Good abs though.

Ronnie is bigger but no legs so gives more illusion that he is bigger. Ronnie was very soft at the reunion and The Situation was nothing.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Parker on April 09, 2010, 03:41:16 AM
I think snooki would suck in bed she is too insecure.   I need a whore that knows how to fuck back.
Snooki needs the right freak to set the tone..ball is then in court, she either play "D" or get the "D", either way Im scoring (getting off)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 09, 2010, 03:43:27 AM
by the looks of this picture, mike is taking his prep for season 2 very seriously

he is bigger and leaner then all of them, even ronnie

clubbing is serious business >:( >:( >:(

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/04/0407_jersey_shore_splash.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Croatch on April 09, 2010, 03:53:43 AM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f6K4HYcZTgbI/x610.jpg)
Nothing says stardom, like this guy in the pink chasing you with his $80 point and shoot camera.

And the JWOW....aside from being a simply horrid human being, those tits most likely feel like rocks.  Again, the worst creation ever...implants.  I hope every slut who gets those, gets cancer in 20 years.  The absolute worst.
How can anyone find that shit appealing?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Kwon on April 09, 2010, 04:08:50 AM
by the looks of this picture, mike is taking his prep for season 2 very seriously

he is bigger and leaner then all of them, even ronnie

clubbing is serious business >:( >:( >:(

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/04/0407_jersey_shore_splash.jpg)

Clearly Vinnie is the one that appreciates party the most! He doesnt care about training at all! :D

He's fistpumping like a champ though!
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on April 09, 2010, 06:22:08 AM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f6K4HYcZTgbI/x610.jpg)
Nothing says stardom, like this guy in the pink chasing you with his $80 point and shoot camera.

And the JWOW....aside from being a simply horrid human being, those tits most likely feel like rocks.  Again, the worst creation ever...implants.  I hope every slut who gets those, gets cancer in 20 years.  The absolute worst.
How can anyone find that shit appealing?

Yea I hate big tits ::) Implants are the greatest creation by man. There aren't a lot of girls who possess larger than C cup boobs that look good, especially once they get past their early 20's. Who wants big saggy boobs, or no boobs at all? That is horrid my friend.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Natural Man on April 09, 2010, 06:31:57 AM
Clearly Vinnie is the one that appreciates party the most! He doesnt care about training at all! :D

He's fistpumping like a champ though!
hes here to appeal to the audience of men who dont lift so they feel like being part of the "reality" show too you idiot, it's a ll part of the marketing strategy, as snooki apeal to short women and jwow to mid/taller ones. They re all characters following a script and are suposed to represent the population that is watching the show and who s suposed to identify with them.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Natural Man on April 09, 2010, 06:33:41 AM
Yea I hate big tits ::) Implants are the greatest creation by man. There aren't a lot of girls who possess larger than C cup boobs that look good, especially once they get past their early 20's. Who wants big saggy boobs, or no boobs at all? That is horrid my friend.

holy fuck. you re a pure product of generation nothingness. fucking piece of trash please die alrdy. I bet you never touched real breasts at all anyway.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on April 09, 2010, 06:35:08 AM
holy fuck. you re a pure product of generation nothingness. fucking piece of trash please die alrdy. I bet you never touched real breasts at all anyway.

And you are a product of a guy that can't get laid  :D Oh I've handled lots of real boobs, back in 9th grade  ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Kwon on April 09, 2010, 06:50:28 AM
hes here to appeal to the audience of men who dont lift so they feel like being part of the "reality" show too you idiot, it's a ll part of the marketing strategy, as snooki apeal to short women and jwow to mid/taller ones. They re all characters following a script and are suposed to represent the population that is watching the show and who s suposed to identify with them.

Not many can identify themselves with these clowns :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on April 09, 2010, 06:56:56 AM
hes here to appeal to the audience of men who dont lift so they feel like being part of the "reality" show too you idiot, it's a ll part of the marketing strategy, as snooki apeal to short women and jwow to mid/taller ones. They re all characters following a script and are suposed to represent the population that is watching the show and who s suposed to identify with them.

So those fist fights were all scripting too eh? And snookie gettin Ko'd? Wow
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on April 09, 2010, 07:10:46 AM
she looks ugly as FUCK.. =)

Agreed.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: leadhead on April 09, 2010, 07:14:13 AM
Situation's got a decent "beach-build" but  even on gear most all he has are big arms. His is similar to Phil Heath-very narrow clavicles and shoulder width but with good arm genetics. He needs to be hitting those shoulders and calves harder (if he even works those bodyparts out).      
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: SaltShaker on April 09, 2010, 07:23:13 AM
how the fuck they gonna shoot season 2 and make it look like "natural" reality TV ? seems like everywhere they go tons of paparazzi and fans following
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Devon97 on April 09, 2010, 07:40:03 AM
i'd still fuck "jwoww", though

Then she'd rip your f'n head off like a praying mantis!
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Spike on April 09, 2010, 07:47:59 AM
What is he pointing at?

x2

maybe vinny busted a nut on his keg pack abs and he just got dun cleanin it off -

sure as hell isnt pointing at any abs :-\
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: the_steevo_uk on April 09, 2010, 07:49:48 AM
yeah the situation does have an odd physique...his arms are pretty big, but his chest traps and back dont match up at all. Too many arm curls probably trying to impress the ladies. I doubt he juices based on how big his body overall is and his back lacks any real width which is normally a major tell tale sign. Ronnie is another story, but at least he has a balanced physique i suppose!
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: the_steevo_uk on April 09, 2010, 07:53:18 AM
Shit i only just realised, we're only three episodes into Season one over here...you guys are already on season two??

the new pics of the situation are pretty impressive dude's deffo put on some mass
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 09, 2010, 07:57:45 AM
I doubt he juices based on how big his body overall is and his back lacks any real width which is normally a major tell tale sign.

Come on now. ::)

Even that one flabby guy has most likely done a few cycles. The other guys are all juiced and were juiced long before season 1.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: the_steevo_uk on April 09, 2010, 08:03:43 AM
Come on now. ::)

Even that one flabby guy has most likely done a few cycles. The other guys are all juiced and were juiced long before season 1.

Fair enough, its just the places where i train everyone who uses is fucking huge and strong, and they change size dramatically when theyre on the sauce. I guess maybe theres peeps in the States who just use gear and dont lift hard, doesnt really compute in my head...seems like a waste of money.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Spike on April 09, 2010, 08:07:16 AM
Come on now. ::)

Even that one flabby guy has most likely done a few cycles. The other guys are all juiced and were juiced long before season 1.

anyone who questions whether or not these guys have touched gear have never spent time in nyc or jersey

once any of these guid's sees a guy bigger or more cut they get eaten up --- so if one mofo is gonna be rocked on the shore EVERY mofo guido is

same as if your gonna get a 'tat' or a ed hardy piece of clothing - its in their head they must outdo or have one-up on EVERY guy - thus how they gain confidence
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Croatch on April 09, 2010, 03:08:51 PM
Yea I hate big tits ::) Implants are the greatest creation by man. There aren't a lot of girls who possess larger than C cup boobs that look good, especially once they get past their early 20's. Who wants big saggy boobs, or no boobs at all? That is horrid my friend.
You're missing the point here guy.  Bags of saline are not tits.  The whole point in a nice set of big titties is, they're soft, and not every slut has them...this is what makes them great.
Yes, generation nothingness.   Somebody send me back to the 80s, before rap, rims and implants. haha
This is what I call a set of tits....BOOM!
http://modelflixx.com/index.php?id=683 (http://modelflixx.com/index.php?id=683)

On top of the fact they're fake, they usually are purchased by the most horrid attention whoring females...true story.
Check out this one in the glasses here...hahaa.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Croatch on April 09, 2010, 03:14:38 PM
anyone who questions whether or not these guys have touched gear have never spent time in nyc or jersey

once any of these guid's sees a guy bigger or more cut they get eaten up --- so if one mofo is gonna be rocked on the shore EVERY mofo guido is

same as if your gonna get a 'tat' or a ed hardy piece of clothing - its in their head they must outdo or have one-up on EVERY guy - thus how they gain confidence
Surely, a primal bread.  Just stomped out of cookie cutters.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on April 09, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
Fair enough, its just the places where i train everyone who uses is fucking huge and strong, and they change size dramatically when theyre on the sauce. I guess maybe theres peeps in the States who just use gear and dont lift hard, doesnt really compute in my head...seems like a waste of money.

The guys you hang around are no different to The Situation if they change size dramatically on/off gear, he is just much smaller and spends more time going out than caring about getting bigger.

It's why people think all the swimmers/cyclists are natural, that gear alone just makes you massive.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 09, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
He has big arms and good abs, that's about it.  Strange-looking body.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: drkaje on April 09, 2010, 03:26:58 PM
Are there no squat racks in New Jersey?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 09, 2010, 03:29:11 PM
Are there no squat racks in New Jersey?

There was one or two scenes of Mike and Ronnie and Pauley at the gym in the first season.  I don't recall them doing anything besides lat pulls.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: drkaje on April 09, 2010, 03:31:20 PM
There was one or two scenes of Mike and Ronnie and Pauley at the gym in the first season.  I don't recall them doing anything besides lat pulls.

Neither of those guys are impressive because they don't have balanced physiques.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Earl1972 on April 09, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
Neither of those guys are impressive because they don't have balanced physiques.

yes only true bodybuilding fans like you and me know a balanced physique when we see it 8)

E
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: drkaje on April 09, 2010, 04:36:05 PM
yes only true bodybuilding fans like you and me know a balanced physique when we see it 8)

E

You're a bodybuilder fan Earl, LOL!

Not the same thing. :)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 09, 2010, 04:41:21 PM
You're a bodybuilder fan Earl, LOL!

Not the same thing. :)

haha, Earl the schmore got levrOWNED
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on April 09, 2010, 05:17:28 PM
You're missing the point here guy.  Bags of saline are not tits.  The whole point in a nice set of big titties is, they're soft, and not every slut has them...this is what makes them great.
Yes, generation nothingness.   Somebody send me back to the 80s, before rap, rims and implants. haha
This is what I call a set of tits....BOOM!
http://modelflixx.com/index.php?id=683 (http://modelflixx.com/index.php?id=683)

On top of the fact they're fake, they usually are purchased by the most horrid attention whoring females...true story.
Check out this one in the glasses here...hahaa.


It's time to evolve my friend  :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: SF1900 on April 09, 2010, 05:26:06 PM
The best was when Ronnie said, "yo, we were partying from 12-4, that's 5 hours."  :-X :-X :-\ :-\
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on April 09, 2010, 05:37:52 PM
The best was when Ronnie said, "yo, we were partying from 12-4, that's 5 hours."  :-X :-X :-\ :-\

hey that's long hours for coke or E free partying
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 09, 2010, 05:40:13 PM
hey that's long hours for coke or E free partying

you can drink for 4 or 5 hours, (well i cant, but most could)

but whenever you hear people say that they partied from 10 at night until it got light out ..............there is usually more then alcohol involved
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: SF1900 on April 09, 2010, 05:41:55 PM
hey that's long hours for coke or E free partying

Well, I was commenting on his math. 12-4 is 4 hours, not 5  :-X :-X
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Earl1972 on April 09, 2010, 06:03:40 PM
haha, Earl the schmore got levrOWNED

only Mr. Levrone can dish out LevrOWNINGS

E
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Danimal77 on April 10, 2010, 01:27:34 AM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)

Is this an animated cartoon character?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: drkaje on April 10, 2010, 05:35:15 AM
The shows about people from Jersey usually have a bunch of fat, obnoxious chicks with too much makeup/attitude. I mean really, who the fuck would put up with a chick that acted like that and why? I've been around a bit and have never once met any chick worth taking shit from.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: EL Mariachi on April 10, 2010, 09:06:55 AM
Comments please............. ;D

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/293.jerseyshore.sorrentino.mike.lc.120909.jpg)

looks like a greasy italian mug that begs to be punched, what a bitch
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: drkaje on April 10, 2010, 09:55:01 AM
Tons of people juice and still look like shit.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: timfogarty on April 10, 2010, 11:31:13 AM
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Kwon on April 10, 2010, 11:33:12 AM


LOL at Situational training!
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 10, 2010, 11:39:10 AM
Haha that was pretty good.

The Situation is a huge douchebag obviously but he is strangely endearing as well.  Most of the cast is like that and that is why the show is successful.  The format is nothing special it's basically The Real World New Jersey.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on April 10, 2010, 11:42:27 AM


The Situation is a huge douchebag obviously but he is strangely endearing as well. 


so true

I hate the guy (mostly because i should have his spot- not cuz he is douchebag) but i find him endearing as well...plus, he is way funny

the thing is, he is "in on the joke" that he is a douchebag
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 10, 2010, 11:48:05 AM
The only cast member I really couldn't stand was Sammi.  Everyone else seemed like they'd actually be pretty cool to hang out with, which surprised me.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 10, 2010, 07:52:28 PM
From TMZ
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Shockwave on April 10, 2010, 08:19:40 PM
From TMZ
Dudes been busy.
Probably hired someone to coach him, I bet.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: affeman on April 10, 2010, 08:21:44 PM
Mike is clearly livin the dream. What has he done before he became a superstar?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Kwon on April 12, 2010, 03:30:53 PM
Bar Refaeli Jersey Shore The Sitch
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/04/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore-07.jpg)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/04/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore-01.jpg)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/04/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore-02.jpg)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/04/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore-06.jpg)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/04/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore/bar-refaeli-jersey-shore-03.jpg)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ShipSekki on April 12, 2010, 08:33:48 PM
 If you give a fuck about any of these people......

 you have shit for brains!
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 12, 2010, 10:27:43 PM
You are a very negative poster ShipSekki.  You should work on your positiveness.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ShipSekki on April 12, 2010, 10:43:00 PM
You are a very negative poster ShipSekki.  You should work on your positiveness.

 I'm only negative when i'm faced with stupid bullshit.

 When I see cool stuff i'm very positive and i'm all smiles  ;D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: BIG ACH on April 12, 2010, 10:58:54 PM

Although I do believe that his physique is attainable naturally - personally I think he's on the sauce!


Dude really has capitalized on his fame to the max though, lucky him!
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Natural Man on April 13, 2010, 06:53:50 AM
they re all naturals, if you cant tell they are you re a moron with 0 knowledge about building muscle. At best they re on creatine. They just train their favorites bodyparts twice if not more a week. pauly d and situation physiques are a dime a dozen. Just do biceps curls , preachers curls and dips/ cable crossovers and some flat bench press twice a week all year long and you ll look like this too. The bloat comes from creatine use. Not steroids.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on April 13, 2010, 07:13:55 AM
I'm only negative when i'm faced with stupid bullshit.

 When I see cool stuff i'm very positive and i'm all smiles  ;D

Yep.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Parker on April 13, 2010, 07:15:13 AM
they re all naturals, if you cant tell they are you re a moron with 0 knowledge about building muscle. At best they re on creatine. They just train their favorites bodyparts twice if not more a week. pauly d and situation physiques are a dime a dozen. Just do biceps curls , preachers curls and dips/ cable crossovers and some flat bench press twice a week all year long and you ll look like this too. The bloat comes from creatine use. Not steroids.
Dude this is America, where people want to put in the least amount of work, with maximum results, which means teh sauce. Even Snooki herself said she wanted a "juiced" guy. Also this is NYC/Jersey you can get what you want up there. And, this is gen x/y, too lazy to do what you you said, all yr long.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: OneManGang on April 13, 2010, 07:26:18 AM
Epic pencil neck on that guy!
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Tre on April 13, 2010, 09:38:44 AM
He has already admitted to being a "juicer".

It's funny how people on getbig think all juicers look like Arnold.

This.

A few of their female friends have used some stuff here and there, too. 
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: io856 on April 13, 2010, 11:45:07 AM
the situation doesn't have the x factor
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: OneManGang on April 14, 2010, 03:47:34 AM
the situation doesn't have the x factor

Bullshit! He has THE x factor. A pencil neck like his is very rare indeed. Only Kevin Levrone comes close
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on April 14, 2010, 04:50:53 AM
they re all naturals, if you cant tell they are you re a moron with 0 knowledge about building muscle. At best they re on creatine. They just train their favorites bodyparts twice if not more a week. pauly d and situation physiques are a dime a dozen. Just do biceps curls , preachers curls and dips/ cable crossovers and some flat bench press twice a week all year long and you ll look like this too. The bloat comes from creatine use. Not steroids.

You have no fucking idea  ;D

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: CC973 on April 14, 2010, 07:49:58 AM
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: noworries on April 14, 2010, 08:00:54 AM
I don't know why you guyhs are hating on the Situation.  This guy has his shit together.  First off he has the type of body the girls love.  He has proven that.  He has the type of body most guys want, he has proven that by having so many guys around the world talking about it.  I personally think his personality is great.  And it must be cause he sure is making the rounds in Hollywood.  They must see something in the guy if they keep putting him on different shows.  The guy is making bank by just being himself. I think it is something everyone would love to do. I think he is funny as hell.   He has great one liners and facial expressions.  To hate on this guy is just something people who are jealous or envious will do.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on April 14, 2010, 08:55:36 AM
I don't know why you guyhs are hating on the Situation.  This guy has his shit together.  First off he has the type of body the girls love.  He has proven that.  He has the type of body most guys want, he has proven that by having so many guys around the world talking about it.  I personally think his personality is great.  And it must be cause he sure is making the rounds in Hollywood.  They must see something in the guy if they keep putting him on different shows.  The guy is making bank by just being himself. I think it is something everyone would love to do. I think he is funny as hell.   He has great one liners and facial expressions.  To hate on this guy is just something people who are jealous or envious will do.

to add to this, the guy is actually, somehow, endearing


also, i have hated on him but, mostly, for the reason that "noworries" mentioned in the last sentence of the above quote
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Tre on April 14, 2010, 11:13:18 AM
I don't know why you guyhs are hating on the Situation.  This guy has his shit together.  First off he has the type of body the girls love.  He has proven that.  He has the type of body most guys want, he has proven that by having so many guys around the world talking about it.  I personally think his personality is great.  And it must be cause he sure is making the rounds in Hollywood.  They must see something in the guy if they keep putting him on different shows.  The guy is making bank by just being himself. I think it is something everyone would love to do. I think he is funny as hell.   He has great one liners and facial expressions.  To hate on this guy is just something people who are jealous or envious will do.

The kid is well-spoken.

Plus, he designated me as 'The Administration'.  Gotta love it.

 ;D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: MAXX on May 05, 2010, 05:40:22 PM
it's hard to gain muscle naturally, why would anybody think these clowns wouldn't take a short cut?

E
qft!

just watched this show. I assume all of them do it's no biggie for them.

just listen to their girls talk how they love roided out muscular guys like it's in their world is a given that a muscular guy uses steroids..

sorry for old bump ;)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: StuartR on May 05, 2010, 06:07:25 PM
I met and spoke with him in montreal
he seems like a genuinely nice guy, but dumb as a rock, and knows it
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: stuntmovie on May 05, 2010, 07:05:10 PM
JNN, you seem to have a deep heart. How do you react when friends pass away?

I ask you that question because I am often accused of having a deep heart and I don't know what anyone means when they say that.

But somehow that term seems to fit you perfectly.

I had very good friends pass away recently and it was a life changing experience. In fact - it fucked me up totally for a couple of years.

And I have been in a couple of wars where death was somewhat of a common experience but that experience was vastly different than what I have lived through lately.

Thanks for any answer.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 05, 2010, 07:17:41 PM
to add to this, the guy is actually, somehow, endearing


also, i have hated on him but, mostly, for the reason that "noworries" mentioned in the last sentence of the above quote

Situation is cool IMO. A little too cocky for his own good though. If anyone saw the talk show they were on to basically sum up the season he got a little retarded saying he was the man of the house. Everyone laughed at him and he got pretty upset (insecure) about it.

But anyhow, the dude has it going on. For a guy though he's got a bit of a butter face lol, but he makes up for it being in decent shape and walkin with that confidence.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 05, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
JNN, you seem to have a deep heart. How do you react when friends pass away?



to be frank, i haven't had a situation that has really tested my heart.

sorry about your friend 

@Flex b- nothing wrong with being "too cocky" though
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 05, 2010, 07:38:06 PM
to be frank, i haven't had a situation that has really tested my heart.

sorry about your friend 

@Flex b- nothing wrong with being "too cocky" though

I think when a portion of cockiness is just a disguise for insecurity it can be. He was sort of exposed on that Jersey Shore after show. He's cool though nonetheless. Getting paid for partying at clubs is insane. I think he gets like 5 g's just to show up at a club for a few hours and drink. They also pay for his flight and hotel, of course. Snooky apparently gets 15 g's. Kim Karadsian gets 100,000 g's  :o
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 05, 2010, 07:38:14 PM
the situation doesn't have the x factor

I agree
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 05, 2010, 07:39:06 PM
I agree

but he has the "it" factor  :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 05, 2010, 07:42:48 PM
Getting paid for partying at clubs is insane.

getting paid for partying at clubs= "The American Dream"
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 05, 2010, 07:43:23 PM
but he has the "it" factor  :D

I'll take my "x" factor any day.

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 05, 2010, 07:46:38 PM
getting paid for partying at clubs= "The American Dream"

 Ya!  Here I am bragging about what I have.  Nobody gets to see my ass waking up at 5:30am driving the Lambo to work parking it and not leaving that office for 13 hours.  I'm really not that cool. This guy has made it not me
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 05, 2010, 07:49:08 PM
Ya!  Here I am bragging about what I have.  Nobody gets to see my ass waking up at 5:30am driving the Lambo to work parking it and not leaving that office for 13 hours.  I'm really not that cool. This guy has made it not me

Nobody with a lambo works 13 hours. If you said maybe a Cadillac or Porsche, something more down to earth I would believe you. But lambo's are for the filthy rich who feel they're too good for work and would rather have other people do it for them :P
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 05, 2010, 07:54:18 PM
Nobody with a lambo works 13 hours. If you said maybe a Cadillac or Porsche, something more down to earth I would believe you. But lambo's are for the filthy rich who feel they're too good for work and would rather have other people do it for them :P

Are you serious?  I should maybe flood  this thread with pics, but I'm beat.  Maybe tomorrow I'll humor you. If you live in Toronto I train at the Goodlife in liberty village and yorkville from 7-about 8:30 daily. I'll take anyone here for a ride. 
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: disturbia on May 05, 2010, 07:57:19 PM
Are you serious?  I should maybe flood  this thread with pics, but I'm beat.  Maybe tomorrow I'll humor you. If you live in Toronto I train at the Goodlife in liberty village and yorkville from 7-about 8:30 daily. I'll take anyone here for a ride. 

ooo pics of lambo
what kind
what color
good on you, you seem like a good guy
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 05, 2010, 08:02:11 PM
ooo pics of lambo
what kind
what color
good on you, you seem like a good guy

I have posted so many pics. Pearl Gallardo.

My next pics need to be of my physique which sucks right now
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 05, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
Are you serious?  I should maybe flood  this thread with pics, but I'm beat.  Maybe tomorrow I'll humor you. If you live in Toronto I train at the Goodlife in liberty village and yorkville from 7-about 8:30 daily. I'll take anyone here for a ride. 

I live in t.o also. What kind of business do you own? I've just found most blue collar wealthy guys seem to go for the more conservative approach to nice cars. But looks like I'm wrong here. I'd be drivin a lambo too if I could afford it. lol I saw a Black one on younge st. downtown last week. Not sure the exact model though but smokin car.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 05, 2010, 08:31:48 PM
Ya it was a Gallardo

(http://sumptuousautomobiles.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Lamborghini-Gallardo.jpg)

Wicked car
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 06, 2010, 04:59:23 AM
Ya it was a Gallardo

(http://sumptuousautomobiles.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Lamborghini-Gallardo.jpg)

Wicked car

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 06, 2010, 05:04:46 AM
I live in t.o also. What kind of business do you own? I've just found most blue collar wealthy guys seem to go for the more conservative approach to nice cars. But looks like I'm wrong here. I'd be drivin a lambo too if I could afford it. lol I saw a Black one on younge st. downtown last week. Not sure the exact model though but smokin car.

  Ya my good friend just recently trumped me he got the Murciélago. Older though, first week clutch went out,=$8k to fix

Where do you train?  I'm in software.    I've met a few people on getbig, they met my, friends, wife etc....  I don't bs.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 06, 2010, 06:56:30 AM
  Ya my good friend just recently trumped me he got the Murciélago. Older though, first week clutch went out,=$8k to fix

Where do you train?  I'm in software.    I've met a few people on getbig, they met my, friends, wife etc....  I don't bs.

At the old powerhouse in Etobicoke (vision). It pretty much sucks, the crowd isn't any better either. I try to go early mornings to avoid most of the morons that train there. Some are ok, but a lot of crackers/party people there.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 06, 2010, 07:05:10 AM


some getbiggers doing markedly better then me in life.... :D
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: no one on May 06, 2010, 01:29:23 PM
some getbiggers doing markedly better then me in life.... :D

dude- this is getbig.

the only place in the world with more millionaires and ballers than hollywood.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: MAXX on May 06, 2010, 01:50:21 PM
so how did this thread go from "the situation" to xfactor showing off his wealth  ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 06, 2010, 01:51:22 PM
so how did this thread go from "the situation" to xfactor showing off his wealth  ::)

xfactor had to remind everyone how rich he is
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Parker on May 06, 2010, 02:18:01 PM
  Ya my good friend just recently trumped me he got the Murciélago. Older though, first week clutch went out,=$8k to fix

Where do you train?  I'm in software.    I've met a few people on getbig, they met my, friends, wife etc....  I don't bs.
You could probably pick up a Murci LP640 right now at a good price, people are trying to unload those cars due to the economy. Or a good Gallardo Superlegerra. Ferrari f430 prices have dropped due to the introduction of the 458.
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: Flexb on May 06, 2010, 04:15:58 PM
You could probably pick up a Murci LP640 right now at a good price, people are trying to unload those cars due to the economy. Or a good Gallardo Superlegerra. Ferrari f430 prices have dropped due to the introduction of the 458.

Lambo's rule Ferrari's IMO
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: jtsunami on May 06, 2010, 05:09:14 PM
Johnny any new pics ?  Are you sporting the same haircut?

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 06, 2010, 05:38:50 PM
Johnny any new pics ?  Are you sporting the same haircut?



i posted a pic like three weeks ago

i'm sporting a very tight, justin timberlake cut currently and will be growing it out very long
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: jtsunami on May 06, 2010, 05:58:30 PM
i posted a pic like three weeks ago

i'm sporting a very tight, justin timberlake cut currently and will be growing it out very long

OMG awesome!! Where did you post it at?  I love the justin timberlake cut !!!!!  How much do your haircuts cost?
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 06, 2010, 08:14:56 PM
so how did this thread go from "the situation" to xfactor showing off his wealth  ::)

The two go hand and hand no?  Makes perfect sense  ::)
Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 06, 2010, 08:17:50 PM
The two go hand and hand no?  Makes perfect sense  ::)


leveraging your wealth for friendship and attention is probably something you have turned into a high art form......

Title: Re: "The Situation", juiced or natural?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 06, 2010, 08:33:35 PM

leveraging your wealth for friendship and attention is probably something you have turned into a high art form......



Thanks! yes I do like stopping in once in a while to ruffle some feathers of the basement dwellers, it's fun.
To be completely direct, I am not looking for friends on here albeit I have met a few guys from getbig and they turned out to be pretty fucking cool people.