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Title: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: disturbia on January 15, 2010, 09:37:25 PM
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ir3y2v.jpg)

hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2m26qu0.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: disturbia on January 15, 2010, 09:38:45 PM
actual Victorias Secret model

(http://i47.tinypic.com/zjyphv.jpg)

sigh

(http://i50.tinypic.com/6zsx2x.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: disturbia on January 15, 2010, 09:39:38 PM
I can go on if there is a request for more,....it's a sad scene
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 15, 2010, 09:40:50 PM
nudes?
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: benchmstr on January 15, 2010, 09:41:39 PM
my epic fail's are usually the ones i have sex with....i have ruined a lot of friendships's with female friends cause we eventually fucked...

bench
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: lesaucer on January 15, 2010, 09:42:41 PM
its never too late.... lose some pounds, get on the sauuuce, get a nice haircut and  tan, and go fuck those girls my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: benchmstr on January 15, 2010, 09:43:14 PM
I can go on if there is a request for more,....it's a sad scene
yeah...go ahead and do more...i will tell you of some of the dumbass shit i have done too ;D

bench
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: disturbia on January 15, 2010, 09:44:50 PM
its never too late.... lose some pounds, get on the sauuuce, get a nice haircut and  tan, and go fuck those girls my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too lazy
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: lesaucer on January 15, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
too lazy

t3 gh clen
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Kwon on January 15, 2010, 10:20:31 PM
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ir3y2v.jpg)

hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2m26qu0.jpg)

At least you have pretty friends Avesher! :D

Gotta see something positive in that!
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Epic_Monster on January 15, 2010, 10:22:09 PM
Any pictures of your yacht or 22,000 sq. ft. mansion?
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: HTexan on January 16, 2010, 12:06:40 AM
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ir3y2v.jpg)

hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2m26qu0.jpg)
They have fine friends tho right? ask for a hook up.
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Kwon on January 16, 2010, 04:46:21 AM
Hey 'Vesher, it could be worse.

Watermelon-Proof Glass
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Mars on January 16, 2010, 05:02:18 AM
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: dr.chimps on January 16, 2010, 05:07:16 AM
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.
Exactly. The nerve.    >:(
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2010, 05:41:51 AM
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ir3y2v.jpg)

hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2m26qu0.jpg)

Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 16, 2010, 05:48:27 AM
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.
There is no way mars
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2010, 05:49:18 AM
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.

Its called being desperate
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: _bruce_ on January 16, 2010, 05:54:25 AM
No worries Josh - at least you can have platonic orgasms via talking...  :D
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: johnnynoname on January 16, 2010, 06:03:06 AM
YOU SONOFABITCH..YOU ALMOST HIT THAT?!??!!?

BRAVO ON GETTING CLOSE, AT LEAST

congrats, you took Carlton Fisk's spot on my hero list
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 16, 2010, 06:04:33 AM
YOU SONOFABITCH..YOU ALMOST HIT THAT?!??!!?

BRAVO ON GETTING CLOSE, AT LEAST

congrats, you took Carlton Fisk's spot on my hero list
Carlton liked chubby hoes
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Red Hook on January 16, 2010, 06:04:47 AM
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.

X2

why would any man have female "friend" that they are not fucking?

what do you guys talk about? which hand bag she is going buy? or the guys that are fucking her brains out?

so basically you are in the "friend zone" and we till take her out, keep her company, let her dump her issues on you and then she goes off and does ass to mouth with another guy?

do you them gifts?


Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: johnnynoname on January 16, 2010, 06:10:48 AM
Carlton liked chubby hoes

well, his nickname was "Pudge"

seriously, josh OMGH she is smoking

however, i can relate cuz i have hot female friends that i've never made sex with either

...and "no", it isn't because i'm a gay; I'm straight/handsome
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Julio Ceasar on January 16, 2010, 06:34:24 AM
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ir3y2v.jpg)

hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2m26qu0.jpg)

Fake hair, fake tits, no hips, probably no ass, sexy clothes, a normal good looking face... A lot of woman can achieve that look if they want, but most don't, putting so much effort in your self trying look like that just tell me she miss something else in life, didn't get a lot of attentions as a teenager or something trying to catch up later in life doing like this...well, just normal behavior. Doesn't impress me thou. Pictures like that are shitty to, doesn't tell u very much about the real look. Guys r simple and easy too fool! :D

I see them everywhere, the "trying to catch up type of girls" get some model pictures in some small fitness magazines or some men magazine. Never been interested of them.

A bigger picture on the motorcycle lady would be nice :)
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: wavelength on January 16, 2010, 06:36:36 AM
How can you be too lazy to lose fat?
All you must do is eat less.
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 16, 2010, 06:37:45 AM
How can you be too lazy to lose fat?
All you must do is eat less.
Clearly all calories and discipline
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Mars on January 16, 2010, 06:40:48 AM
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: disturbia on January 16, 2010, 10:04:06 AM
I have a date tonight at 6 pm

oh boy stay tuned for details on this rare occasion
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: johnnynoname on January 16, 2010, 10:06:43 AM
I have a date tonight at 6 pm

oh boy stay tuned for details on this rare occasion

she look anything like the broad in the first post
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Bobby on January 16, 2010, 11:41:36 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=314855.0;attach=355373;image)

LMAO!!!
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: TK652 on January 19, 2010, 01:15:24 PM
I have a date tonight at 6 pm

oh boy stay tuned for details on this rare occasion

pic's or it didn't happen...
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 19, 2010, 01:23:18 PM
I have a date tonight at 6 pm

oh boy stay tuned for details on this rare occasion
keep us filled in bro any pics?
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: Azn Muscle on January 19, 2010, 02:15:37 PM
Don't feel bad, most posters on Getbig have never even hung out with women. 
Title: Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
Post by: calfzilla on January 19, 2010, 05:56:42 PM
pic's or it didn't happen...
Ha ha that's great, we should start posting pics from our dates.  Even if it is just pics of the waiter or the cinema or whereever we go to.   :)