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Title: Brock Lesnar - on ESPN, tells all on weight loss
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 05:13:11 AM
http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/

(http://www.mmaconvert.com/wp-content/uploads/post-images/brock_lesnar_8.jpg)

http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: _bruce_ on January 20, 2010, 05:23:52 AM
Looks cool with the beard... 

Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 05:24:38 AM
Not too happy though!

Instead, Lesnar is scheduled to appear on "SportsCenter," where he's expected to give an update on his health status and a timetable for a possible return. Both White and Lesnar's camp have been tight-lipped about the illness in recent months. However, Lesnar's trainer, Greg Nelson, told MMAjunkie.com earlier this month that Lesnar "will fight again," though a timetable wasn't known.

With Lesnar unlikely to return anytime soon even if given a clean bill of health, the UFC will award an interim title to the winner of March's UFC 111 fight between contenders Frank Mir and Carwin. White said Lesnar could be stripped of the title outright if his illness keeps him out of the cage for an extended period of time.
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: Dr. Fist on January 20, 2010, 05:25:13 AM
Would love to fight Brock someday, to see who wins. Did a lot of boxing in the joint. Brock's chin is suspect.
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: no one on January 20, 2010, 05:28:56 AM
Would love to fight Brock someday, to see who wins. Did a lot of boxing in the joint. Brock's chin is suspect.

the only time you should write the word 'chin' in any sentence is to reminisce about how your cellmate used to rest his balls on yours.
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 07:59:14 AM
he UFC will award an interim title to the winner of March's UFC 111 fight between contenders Frank Mir and Carwin. White said Lesnar could be stripped of the title outright if his illness keeps him out of the cage for an extended period of time.

Would be hillarious if mir becomes the interim champ AGAIN hahahaha
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: RJ DRIVER on January 20, 2010, 08:09:10 AM
http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/

(http://www.mmaconvert.com/wp-content/uploads/post-images/brock_lesnar_8.jpg)

http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/
English mother fucker, do you speak it!
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: Meso_z on January 20, 2010, 08:14:58 AM
Looks cool with the beard... 



he grew the beard to draw the attention from his massive weight loss.
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: lmaciver on January 20, 2010, 08:16:31 AM
the only time you should write the word 'chin' in any sentence is to reminisce about how your cellmate used to rest his balls on yours.
without a doubt the funniest post I've ever read on Getbig....good on ya mate!!
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: Dr. Fist on January 20, 2010, 08:18:57 AM
without a doubt the funniest post I've ever read on Getbig....good on ya mate!!

Ok "Imareceiver". Haha.
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: MAXX on January 20, 2010, 08:19:49 AM
http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/

(http://www.mmaconvert.com/wp-content/uploads/post-images/brock_lesnar_8.jpg)

http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/
why do you post swedish links??
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: Meso_z on January 20, 2010, 08:23:30 AM
i think i could take him down now.
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 08:24:05 AM
English mother fucker, do you speak it!


Brock speaks english yes.

Watch ESPN's SportCenter for more updates.

http://mmajunkie.com/news/17609/ailing-ufc-champ-brock-lesnar-gives-health-update-wednesday-on-espn.mma

The Ultimate Fighting Championship will no longer host a planned press conference for the fighter, but UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar instead will appear on Wednesday's edition of ESPN's "SportsCenter" to give an update on his health status.

A UFC spokesperson today confirmed the media appearance with MMAjunkie.com (www.mmajunkie.com), which is slated to begin at 11 a.m. ET.
Title: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: jaejonna on January 20, 2010, 08:29:24 AM
Brock and Dana on TV Live saying that he went to the Doctor and they told him that there is no trace of any stomach ailment and it was a 'lottery ticket that he beat he odds' ...'a miracle' ....


Discuss

http://espn.go.com/mma/
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 20, 2010, 08:31:13 AM
Brock and Dana on TV Live saying that he went to the Doctor and they told him that there is no trace of any stomach ailment and it was a 'lottery ticket that he beat he odds' ...'a miracle' ....


Discuss

http://espn.go.com/mma/
;D ::)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Dr. Fist on January 20, 2010, 08:35:46 AM
Brock wouldn't survive one minute in Corcoran State Prison. He's all hype.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: emn1964 on January 20, 2010, 08:40:10 AM
so his aids just disappeared?
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: 240 is Back on January 20, 2010, 08:45:39 AM
aids disappearing?


it's Magic!  :)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 09:20:50 AM
Fuck, he was close to having to wear a colonoscopy bag for the rest of his life wow.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 09:21:51 AM
I am very happy to hear that he does not need to wear this bag.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 20, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
aids disappearing?


it's Magic!  :)

Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Fury on January 20, 2010, 09:26:44 AM
Brock and Dana on TV Live saying that he went to the Doctor and they told him that there is no trace of any stomach ailment and it was a 'lottery ticket that he beat he odds' ...'a miracle' ....


Discuss

http://espn.go.com/mma/

He faked the whole thing. They locked up in some training facility as they realized that he would be losing the belt in the next few fights as he wouldn't be fighting cans who are 10 years past their prime anymore. Dana White's got to keep that cash cow rolling.  ::)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 09:28:02 AM
He faked the whole thing. They locked up in some training facility as they realized that he would be losing the belt in the next few fights as he wouldn't be fighting cans who are 10 years past their prime anymore. Dana White's got to keep that cash cow rolling.  ::)

another american getbig know it all.

Pathetic.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Fury on January 20, 2010, 09:30:09 AM
another american getbig know it all.

Pathetic.

Oh yes, the jobless, acne-scarred Swedish midget that failed his driver's license exam three times knows more, right? I'm surprised you can even type. Must be hard while rubbing your dick raw to Cock Chestnar's pic.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Natural Man on January 20, 2010, 09:30:22 AM
another american getbig know it all.

Pathetic.

(http://images.smarter.com/blogs/guests/crying_baby.jpg)

what's more pathetic is a "fan" who's on a mission to "defend" his "hero" on a fucking internet messageboard when nobody gives a fuck about him or what he thinks.

(http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/9987/original/internet_serious_business_framed.jpg)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Natural Man on January 20, 2010, 09:32:23 AM
Oh yes, the jobless, acne-scarred Swedish midget that failed his driver's license exam three times knows more, right? I'm surprised you can even type. Must be hard while rubbing your dick raw to Cock Chestnar's pic.
what, he doesnt even have a driver license?

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/dumbgwailo/loser.jpg)



Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 09:41:39 AM
Oh yes, the jobless, acne-scarred Swedish midget that failed his driver's license exam three times knows more, right? I'm surprised you can even type. Must be hard while rubbing your dick raw to Cock Chestnar's pic.

hahaha, you have it all figured out  ::) ::)

hahahaha, pathetic once again, I bet you're used to that huh?

post up a photo and lets see how you look because you love to complain about other mens facial features LOL!

oh thats right....


Run along little man.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: johnnynoname on January 20, 2010, 10:02:10 AM
another american getbig know it all.

Pathetic.

lol

there are alot of American MMA "know it all's" but none of them can tell you who the current Featherweight champ is in ZST
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 20, 2010, 10:06:33 AM
Fuck, he was close to having to wear a colonoscopy bag for the rest of his life wow.

I can picture Frank Mir tearing that bag apart in the middle of the octagon.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: johnnynoname on January 20, 2010, 10:07:48 AM
x2 on Mir beating brock

Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: njflex on January 20, 2010, 10:48:23 AM
English mother fucker, do you speak it!
thats not swede...
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: littleguns on January 20, 2010, 11:07:10 AM
Who says wrestling is fake, any normal man with a 16 inch neck would be dead or paralyzed

Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: James on January 20, 2010, 12:53:23 PM

Below is the summary of the Brock Lesnar conference call that followed his appearance on SportsCenter.

--Brock Lesnar is ready to start training immediately, and will fight the winner of Shane Carwin and Frank Mir. If something happens to Mir or Carwin in that fight, the winner of Nogueira-Velasquez will get a shot.

--Brock was suffering for almost a year with stomach pains and didn’t know what it was. During training camp for Shane Carwin everything snowballed and fell apart. He was missing full weeks of training camps.

--Brock had diverticulosis, not diverticulitis, which is the more minor case. One of his diverticuli ruptured, creating a hole in his stomach lining. His body couldn’t eat enough food to get nutrients, so he was operating at 60-80%.

--Brock may fight the same weekend as the next Expo.

--Brock's lowest moment was getting care from Canada. "We have the best doctors in the world" in the United States, tells us he's opposed to widespread health reform. Doctors in Canada couldn't do anything for him, it was like he was in a third world country. Brock loves Canada and owns property in Canada, but he'd definitely want to be in the U.S. to get care. Restates that he loves Canadians, but he's not a fan of their healthcare.

--His wife saved his life by getting him out of the hospital. She drove 100 miles an hour to get out of Canada and into the hospital in North Dakota. He was in the hospital in Bismark for 11 days. The doctors drained pockets in his stomach and removed 14 CC's of fluid from his stomach.

--He left the hospital and went to Mayo for a second opinion, and they told him the same thing: he needed surgery. They wanted to do another procedure in a month, so he went home, changed his diet and started working out.

--What got him here was an all-protein diet, not enough fiber, so he had to change his diet entirely. He started some natural healing medicine, and did a lot of praying. He went and got a colonoscopy at Mayo on January 5th, and the doctors found nothing. The doctors told him he wouldn't need surgery.

--He will be back in the gym Thursday morning, and he's going to be ready for everybody and anybody.

--Brock: "I'm a carnivore. I'm a member of the NRA. Whatever I kill I eat. For years I was surviving on meat and potatos, and when the greens came by I kept passing them." Now he's paying more attention to keeping a balanced diet.

--On the bad night in Canada: He went to sleep, and woke up in shock and cold sweat. It was a huge problem, he didn't know where he was, and knew he needed medical help. He was far away from the hospital, 2.5-3 hours from what he thought would be a good medical facility.

--Brock refuses to disclose where he was treated. Says he is mentioning this because he's opposed to President Obama's healthcare plan and he wants to disclose to the citizens of the United States how bad universal healthcare is. Brock is speaking on the behalf of Americans, and on behalf of doctors (He was speaking to Neil Davidson of the Canadian press at this point). Machinery at the Canadian hospital wasn't working, so he went to where he could have it done.

--At his lightest, Brock was at 248. Today he is 273 pounds. Brock joked the last time he weighed 248 pounds was second grade.

--On a third fight with Frank Mir: He would be thrilled to fight Frank Mir. Didn't beat him as bad as he could, would like to get his hands on "that stalker." Says Frank Mir is his stalker now, and has made that his mission in life, so he would be happy to take care of that again.

--Brock is feeling great, was back in the gym last week helping sparring partners. Brock isn't dwelling on the past, thinks he will be better than ever. Says all the other heavyweights are shitting their pants.

--Brock is unhappy about his camp coming out and saying things. He wants to get rid of those people, mad about them speaking on his behalf. Brock is a private guy. He didn't want to talk to anyone before because there was nothing to say.

--Brock is not a believer in socialism.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/1/20/1261940/summary-of-the-brock-lesnar
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:11:27 PM
I can picture Frank Mir tearing that bag apart in the middle of the octagon.

ending up with brocks shit all over him? ;D
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 01:12:49 PM
Fuck, he was close to having to wear a colonoscopy bag for the rest of his life wow.

Do you get ESPN in your Country??
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:14:45 PM
Who says wrestling is fake, any normal man with a 16 inch neck would be dead or paralyzed


and heres is a video of him doing it PERFECT; even better the lightweights.

I doubt you find anyone 6"4 290+ doing it like this. FREAK OF NATURE

Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:16:14 PM
Do you get ESPN in your Country??

lol no,

well maby if you buy a huge fucking satelite,

around 15 channels is the norm in sweden probably
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 01:17:35 PM
lol no,

well maby if you buy a huge fucking satelite,

around 15 channels is the norm in sweden probably

Damn, you would benefit by getting ESPN!!  ;D
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:19:13 PM
Damn, you would benefit by getting ESPN!!  ;D

I get all UFC ppv fights for free on Normal cable tv,

do you? ;D
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: keanu on January 20, 2010, 01:20:48 PM
A highly possible 3rd fight with Mir? Boooring.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:21:55 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/jfuoau.jpg)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 01:24:48 PM
I get all UFC ppv fights for free on Normal cable tv,

do you? ;D

Yes. I also get PORN and all the new movies that come out on Pay Per View. I have seen Terminator 4: Salvation 80 times or more by now. GOOD OLE USA..... ;)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:31:06 PM
Yes. I also get PORN and all the new movies that come out on Pay Per View. I have seen Terminator 4: Salvation 80 times or more by now. GOOD OLE USA..... ;)

good healthcare?



 ;D
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 01:31:50 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/jfuoau.jpg)

See how impressed Arianny and Logan are!

Edith? not so much lol :D
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 01:32:28 PM
good healthcare?



 ;D

For me, YES!! and better lookin women.  ;)
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: funk51 on January 20, 2010, 01:34:17 PM
http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/

(http://www.mmaconvert.com/wp-content/uploads/post-images/brock_lesnar_8.jpg)

http://mmanytt.se/ufc/i-eftermiddag-pratar-brock-lesnar-for-varlden/
       what's he trying to hawk his soiled mma trunks on e-bay?
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:35:06 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/jfuoau.jpg)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:35:46 PM
See how impressed Arianny and Logan are!

Edith? not so much lol :D

shes Obviously a lesbian.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: slacker on January 20, 2010, 01:49:04 PM
brock is the real deal.  You haters are pathetic   You know theres not one of you here that could take down brock in an MMA setting. 
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: spinnis on January 20, 2010, 01:50:33 PM
brock is the real deal.  You haters are pathetic   You know theres not one of you here that could take down brock in an MMA setting.  In ANY setting at all even with a baseball bat in your hands.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: slacker on January 20, 2010, 01:59:37 PM
Exactly. There are so many bitches here that don't know shit.  Brock is a fucking tank working with the best trainers in MMA  Anyone who thinks he is a joke seriously has very little knowledge about the world of MMA
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Below is the summary of the Brock Lesnar conference call that followed his appearance on SportsCenter.

--Brock Lesnar is ready to start training immediately, and will fight the winner of Shane Carwin and Frank Mir. If something happens to Mir or Carwin in that fight, the winner of Nogueira-Velasquez will get a shot.

--Brock was suffering for almost a year with stomach pains and didn’t know what it was. During training camp for Shane Carwin everything snowballed and fell apart. He was missing full weeks of training camps.

--Brock had diverticulosis, not diverticulitis, which is the more minor case. One of his diverticuli ruptured, creating a hole in his stomach lining. His body couldn’t eat enough food to get nutrients, so he was operating at 60-80%.

--Brock may fight the same weekend as the next Expo.

--Brock's lowest moment was getting care from Canada. "We have the best doctors in the world" in the United States, tells us he's opposed to widespread health reform. Doctors in Canada couldn't do anything for him, it was like he was in a third world country. Brock loves Canada and owns property in Canada, but he'd definitely want to be in the U.S. to get care. Restates that he loves Canadians, but he's not a fan of their healthcare.

--His wife saved his life by getting him out of the hospital. She drove 100 miles an hour to get out of Canada and into the hospital in North Dakota. He was in the hospital in Bismark for 11 days. The doctors drained pockets in his stomach and removed 14 CC's of fluid from his stomach.

--He left the hospital and went to Mayo for a second opinion, and they told him the same thing: he needed surgery. They wanted to do another procedure in a month, so he went home, changed his diet and started working out.

--What got him here was an all-protein diet, not enough fiber, so he had to change his diet entirely. He started some natural healing medicine, and did a lot of praying. He went and got a colonoscopy at Mayo on January 5th, and the doctors found nothing. The doctors told him he wouldn't need surgery.

--He will be back in the gym Thursday morning, and he's going to be ready for everybody and anybody.

--Brock: "I'm a carnivore. I'm a member of the NRA. Whatever I kill I eat. For years I was surviving on meat and potatos, and when the greens came by I kept passing them." Now he's paying more attention to keeping a balanced diet.

--On the bad night in Canada: He went to sleep, and woke up in shock and cold sweat. It was a huge problem, he didn't know where he was, and knew he needed medical help. He was far away from the hospital, 2.5-3 hours from what he thought would be a good medical facility.

--Brock refuses to disclose where he was treated. Says he is mentioning this because he's opposed to President Obama's healthcare plan and he wants to disclose to the citizens of the United States how bad universal healthcare is. Brock is speaking on the behalf of Americans, and on behalf of doctors (He was speaking to Neil Davidson of the Canadian press at this point). Machinery at the Canadian hospital wasn't working, so he went to where he could have it done.

--At his lightest, Brock was at 248. Today he is 273 pounds. Brock joked the last time he weighed 248 pounds was second grade.

--On a third fight with Frank Mir: He would be thrilled to fight Frank Mir. Didn't beat him as bad as he could, would like to get his hands on "that stalker." Says Frank Mir is his stalker now, and has made that his mission in life, so he would be happy to take care of that again.

--Brock is feeling great, was back in the gym last week helping sparring partners. Brock isn't dwelling on the past, thinks he will be better than ever. Says all the other heavyweights are shitting their pants.

--Brock is unhappy about his camp coming out and saying things. He wants to get rid of those people, mad about them speaking on his behalf. Brock is a private guy. He didn't want to talk to anyone before because there was nothing to say.

--Brock is not a believer in socialism.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/1/20/1261940/summary-of-the-brock-lesnar
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 03:19:13 PM
brock is the real deal.  You haters are pathetic   You know theres not one of you here that could take down brock in an MMA setting. 

He made the right choice by leaving wrestling.  8)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: slacker on January 20, 2010, 04:21:32 PM
He made the right choice by leaving wrestling.  8)
I agree.   wrestling is a tough sport but MMA is where its at
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 04:31:36 PM
I agree.   wrestling is a tough sport but MMA is where its at

What was the reason that Brock left WWE?? I have heard alot of rumors but does anyone know the truth? I have also heard that Shamrock beat Brocks ass when they werre both with the WWE.....
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 20, 2010, 05:29:46 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2010, 06:26:43 PM
Imagine what the shits of a 270 pound man who eats nothing but meat and potatoes must be like :o
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 06:31:43 PM
Imagine what the shits of a 270 pound man who eats nothing but meat and potatoes and drinks BEER must be like :o

FIXED
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: lmaciver on January 20, 2010, 06:39:16 PM
Ok "Imareceiver". Haha.
Wow, that was really funny.  I almost laughed.  Just man up "Fist Boy" and admit u got owned with the balls on the chin comment bro.  I'd rather have my name than one with the word "fist" in it.....u must like that sort of activity.  U a giver or a receiver?    ;D
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 20, 2010, 06:43:34 PM
Fixed.

Please......give me a bat and that dude will be eating through tubes for a month.

He's not God ,Swede
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 20, 2010, 06:45:53 PM
Please......give me a bat and that dude will be eating through tubes for a month.

He's not God ,Swede

To swede he is!! Just like Nasser sees you as GOD!!  :D ;D
Title: Re: Brock on ESPN : Its a MIRACLE
Post by: doison on January 21, 2010, 08:24:39 AM
aids disappearing?


it's Magic!  :)


I heard the economy has gotten so bad that even the wealthy have been forced to cut down on the number of servants they have. 
In fact, Magic Johnson is repordedly down to one AID. 
Title: Re: Brock tells all, explains to the world, this is how much weight i lost
Post by: johnnynoname on January 21, 2010, 08:29:47 AM
Below is the summary of the Brock Lesnar conference call that followed his appearance on SportsCenter.

--Brock Lesnar is ready to start training immediately, and will fight the winner of Shane Carwin and Frank Mir. If something happens to Mir or Carwin in that fight, the winner of Nogueira-Velasquez will get a shot.

--Brock was suffering for almost a year with stomach pains and didn’t know what it was. During training camp for Shane Carwin everything snowballed and fell apart. He was missing full weeks of training camps.

--Brock had diverticulosis, not diverticulitis, which is the more minor case. One of his diverticuli ruptured, creating a hole in his stomach lining. His body couldn’t eat enough food to get nutrients, so he was operating at 60-80%.

--Brock may fight the same weekend as the next Expo.

--Brock's lowest moment was getting care from Canada. "We have the best doctors in the world" in the United States, tells us he's opposed to widespread health reform. Doctors in Canada couldn't do anything for him, it was like he was in a third world country. Brock loves Canada and owns property in Canada, but he'd definitely want to be in the U.S. to get care. Restates that he loves Canadians, but he's not a fan of their healthcare.

--His wife saved his life by getting him out of the hospital. She drove 100 miles an hour to get out of Canada and into the hospital in North Dakota. He was in the hospital in Bismark for 11 days. The doctors drained pockets in his stomach and removed 14 CC's of fluid from his stomach.

--He left the hospital and went to Mayo for a second opinion, and they told him the same thing: he needed surgery. They wanted to do another procedure in a month, so he went home, changed his diet and started working out.

--What got him here was an all-protein diet, not enough fiber, so he had to change his diet entirely. He started some natural healing medicine, and did a lot of praying. He went and got a colonoscopy at Mayo on January 5th, and the doctors found nothing. The doctors told him he wouldn't need surgery.

--He will be back in the gym Thursday morning, and he's going to be ready for everybody and anybody.

--Brock: "I'm a carnivore. I'm a member of the NRA. Whatever I kill I eat. For years I was surviving on meat and potatos, and when the greens came by I kept passing them." Now he's paying more attention to keeping a balanced diet.

--On the bad night in Canada: He went to sleep, and woke up in shock and cold sweat. It was a huge problem, he didn't know where he was, and knew he needed medical help. He was far away from the hospital, 2.5-3 hours from what he thought would be a good medical facility.

--Brock refuses to disclose where he was treated. Says he is mentioning this because he's opposed to President Obama's healthcare plan and he wants to disclose to the citizens of the United States how bad universal healthcare is. Brock is speaking on the behalf of Americans, and on behalf of doctors (He was speaking to Neil Davidson of the Canadian press at this point). Machinery at the Canadian hospital wasn't working, so he went to where he could have it done.

--At his lightest, Brock was at 248. Today he is 273 pounds. Brock joked the last time he weighed 248 pounds was second grade.

--On a third fight with Frank Mir: He would be thrilled to fight Frank Mir. Didn't beat him as bad as he could, would like to get his hands on "that stalker." Says Frank Mir is his stalker now, and has made that his mission in life, so he would be happy to take care of that again.

--Brock is feeling great, was back in the gym last week helping sparring partners. Brock isn't dwelling on the past, thinks he will be better than ever. Says all the other heavyweights are shitting their pants.

--Brock is unhappy about his camp coming out and saying things. He wants to get rid of those people, mad about them speaking on his behalf. Brock is a private guy. He didn't want to talk to anyone before because there was nothing to say.

--Brock is not a believer in socialism.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/1/20/1261940/summary-of-the-brock-lesnar

all of that is epic karma for Brock saying that he doesn't like gays

lol- he got a colonoscopy- who's got something huge up their ass now, brock?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar - on ESPN, tells all on weight loss
Post by: Kwon on April 20, 2010, 03:43:43 PM
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar - on ESPN, tells all on weight loss
Post by: SaltShaker on April 20, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
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looks like a neo nazi aryan
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar - on ESPN, tells all on weight loss
Post by: funk51 on April 21, 2010, 11:48:40 AM
the fight i'd like to see is dana the turd white going against herschel walker esp how he bad mouthed him. white  had trouble with marge simpson.