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Title: From a local escort page
Post by: The RedMeatKid on January 20, 2010, 10:15:22 AM
"(http://cdn-thumbs.viddler.com/thumbnail_1_1ef8b71a.jpg)Tony from East Boston, Huge Italian bodybuilder 5'8", 198 lbs pure rock hard muscle, huge hairy chest, hung like a f*cking horse, cruising for bottoms.  Let me know.  Reply to   "

any thoughts?
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: emn1964 on January 20, 2010, 10:16:03 AM
is that Bob Chic's ad?
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2010, 10:22:39 AM
5'8" and huge shouldn't even be used in the same sentence, LOFL!!
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: rockyfortune on January 20, 2010, 10:29:12 AM
Hey RMK...did  you ''accidentally'' run across this ad?
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Bobby on January 20, 2010, 10:34:45 AM
Hey RMK...did  you ''accidentally'' run across this ad?

;D
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: BayGBM on January 20, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
5'8" and huge shouldn't even be used in the same sentence, LOFL!!

;D

Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: CalvinH on January 20, 2010, 11:11:04 AM
Well at least now we know why Mass04 isn't posting here anymore.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Royal Lion on January 20, 2010, 11:17:03 AM
Hey RMK...did  you ''accidentally'' run across this ad?
Lol, one would have to look for something like this....
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: The RedMeatKid on January 20, 2010, 11:18:34 AM
Hey RMK...did  you ''accidentally'' run across this ad?
I was looking for chicks and clicked on the wrong prompt.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: chadstallion on January 20, 2010, 11:19:20 AM
"(http://cdn-thumbs.viddler.com/thumbnail_1_1ef8b71a.jpg)Tony from East Boston, Huge Italian bodybuilder 5'8", 198 lbs pure rock hard muscle, huge hairy chest, hung like a f*cking horse, cruising for bottoms.  Let me know.  Reply to   "

any thoughts?

yes, I'd pay for it !
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2010, 11:20:05 AM
5'8" and huge shouldn't even be used in the same sentence, LOFL!!

Tell that to kai green ;)
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2010, 11:29:16 AM
Tell that to kai green ;)

Short is short, Man! Doesn't matter how many drugs a person takes they are still short.

Even the bullseye on a dartboards is higher than that, LOL!
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Bones on January 20, 2010, 01:24:00 PM
I was looking for chicks and clicked on the wrong prompt.
    ::) Whateverrrr...You that hardup that you have to look for guys girls online ???
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2010, 01:54:41 PM
Short is short, Man! Doesn't matter how many drugs a person takes they are still short.

Even the bullseye on a dartboards is higher than that, LOL!

Didn't say it wasn't, But 5'8 300lbs is fucking huge period.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 02:24:55 PM
Short is short, Man! Doesn't matter how many drugs a person takes they are still short.

Even the bullseye on a dartboards is higher than that, LOL!

Short isn't Tall, but can still be Huge (in perspective).
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2010, 02:27:08 PM
Short isn't Tall, but can still be Huge (in perspective).

Correct. Manute Bol is not huge at 7'7 I'm guessing he around 230lbs.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2010, 02:34:18 PM
Short isn't Tall, but can still be Huge (in perspective).

Please read this very slow: No it cannot.

Adding mass, fat, money or nice cars to short people doesn't do a goddamn thing to improve their stature.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 20, 2010, 02:36:51 PM
"(http://cdn-thumbs.viddler.com/thumbnail_1_1ef8b71a.jpg)Tony from East Boston, Huge Italian bodybuilder 5'8", 198 lbs pure rock hard muscle, huge hairy chest, hung like a f*cking horse, cruising for bottoms.  Let me know.  Reply to   "

any thoughts?

Someone should stop reading The Pheonix  :-X
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 02:40:31 PM
Please read this very slow: No it cannot.

Read this extremely slow: Yes, it can.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2010, 02:42:17 PM
Read this extremely slow: Yes, it can.

Nothing stops short people from being short.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Kwon on January 20, 2010, 02:59:00 PM
Nothing stops short people from being short.
Which nobody has disputed in this thread.

Short will always be Short (ie not Tall), but they can still be Huge.

Learn this.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Which nobody has disputed in this thread.

Short will always be Short (ie not Tall), but they can still be Huge.

Learn this.

Short man syndrome is a real thing.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: The RedMeatKid on January 20, 2010, 03:57:59 PM
People always post obscure gay pages, pictures and videos to getbig and claim to be straight.
I think Tony from East Boston only services females.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: slacker on January 20, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
"(http://cdn-thumbs.viddler.com/thumbnail_1_1ef8b71a.jpg)Tony from East Boston, Huge Italian bodybuilder 5'8", 198 lbs pure rock hard muscle, huge hairy chest, hung like a f*cking horse, cruising for bottoms.  Let me know.  Reply to   "

any thoughts?
5.8 huge  lmfao    hung like a horse  lol a sea horse   I think I saw that dude on Jersey Shore
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Bones on January 20, 2010, 08:07:07 PM
I think Tony from East Boston only services females.
  You disappointed??
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: johnnynoname on January 20, 2010, 08:10:05 PM
I think Tony from East Boston only services females.

lol at "only services females"

whenever a male escort "only services females" he is also "gonna be starving"
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: chadstallion on January 21, 2010, 06:04:16 AM
Never head of a straight person "Cruising for bottoms" .


i guess now you have.   ;)
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Red Hook on January 21, 2010, 06:29:07 AM
lol at "only services females"

whenever a male escort "only services females" he is also "gonna be starving"

that is not true! I know a couple hundred getbiggers that became millionaires by having females rated 8+ pay them for sex.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: BayGBM on January 21, 2010, 07:21:38 AM
Never head of a straight person "Cruising for bottoms" .


Ding! Ding!  We have a winner!  ::)
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 21, 2010, 07:57:26 AM
Ding! Ding!  We have a winner!  ::)

Bay,

I know we don't always see eye to eye on shit but please school these people. That dude is looking to escort other dudes, period! Women don't care about people being "huge" or whatever and no chick is gonna pay for a short guy to escort her anywhere.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: BayGBM on January 21, 2010, 10:27:00 AM
Bay,

I know we don't always see eye to eye on shit but please school these people. That dude is looking to escort other dudes, period! Women don't care about people being "huge" or whatever and no chick is gonna pay for a short guy to escort her anywhere.

You already schooled them and class is dismissed!

Anyone who is “cruising for bottoms” is gay!  “rock hard muscle” & “hung like a f*cking horse” are buzz phrases among gay men—not women.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 21, 2010, 11:01:36 AM
Looks like someone's fishing for business at GetBig.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: nycbull on January 21, 2010, 11:08:20 AM
You already schooled them and class is dismissed!

Anyone who is “cruising for bottoms” is gay!  “rock hard muscle” & “hung like a f*cking horse” are buzz phrases among gay men—not women.


that is until they start copying us, straights that is (for better or worse) which they always do.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: BayGBM on January 21, 2010, 11:14:32 AM
Looks like someone's fishing for business at GetBig.

Maybe we need a forum here for muscle escorts!  :D
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 21, 2010, 11:17:27 AM
Maybe we need a forum here for muscle escorts!  :D

DA could be the mod. It would save us the huge meltdown on G&O that magically seems to happen just before bigger shows.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: johnnynoname on January 21, 2010, 11:30:06 AM
Maybe we need a forum here for muscle escorts!  :D

rentboy is much better
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: chadstallion on January 21, 2010, 11:56:11 AM
Maybe we need a forum here for muscle escorts!  :D

best idea yet.
 it can compete with muscleservice.com
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: chadstallion on January 21, 2010, 11:57:24 AM
rentboy is much better

it does tend to be reliable.
that, and daddysreviews.com
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Topskin69 on January 21, 2010, 11:59:07 AM
that is until they start copying us, straights that is (for better or worse) which they always do.

Well we still havent fully embraced assless chaps, so there may be hope!
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 21, 2010, 12:08:29 PM
Well we still havent fully embraced assless chaps, so there may be hope!

All chaps are, by definition, assless. Sadly, I had someone look this information up once to prove a point. :)
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: johnnynoname on January 21, 2010, 12:09:50 PM
it does tend to be reliable.
that, and daddysreviews.com

chadstallion is a worthy addition to this forum
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Topskin69 on January 21, 2010, 12:11:54 PM
All chaps are, by definition, assless. Sadly, I had someone look this information up once to prove a point. :)

I stand corrected. Only on getbig could one admit to knowing the nuances of Assless garments, and not worry about his hetrosexuality being called into question.  :D
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: drkaje on January 21, 2010, 12:27:36 PM
I stand corrected. Only on getbig could one admit to knowing the nuances of Assless garments, and not worry about his hetrosexuality being called into question.  :D

True.
Title: Re: From a local escort page
Post by: Victor VonDoom on January 21, 2010, 05:13:27 PM
I stand corrected. Only on getbig could one admit to knowing the nuances of Assless garments, and not worry about his hetrosexuality being called into question.  :D

Bah ha ha ha ha ha