Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Method101 on January 22, 2010, 05:01:54 AM

Title: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Method101 on January 22, 2010, 05:01:54 AM
What a fucking joke!  :-X :-\

(http://urie.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/jasonmomoa.jpg)





(http://www.actionmoviefreak.com/images/arnold-conan-the-barbarian.jpg)


This is how Conan should look! The fact that they cast that ugly fucking mulatto twink means i won't be watching it.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 22, 2010, 05:05:28 AM
This guy belongs on a surf board. A double edge sword would create a balance problem.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: spinnis on January 22, 2010, 05:05:58 AM
and the first photo is INSANLY photoshopped.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Figo on January 22, 2010, 05:08:47 AM
(http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/huhercules.jpg)

(http://blog.whats-your.name/public/Lou-Ferrigno---Hercules-Photograph-.jpg)

(http://www.dustcatchers.com/cards/tv/hercules.jpg)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Mr. Magoo on January 22, 2010, 05:10:57 AM
translation: "I'm more attracted to Arnold's body"
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Method101 on January 22, 2010, 05:13:51 AM
translation: "I'm more attracted to Arnold's body"
If i could have either physique, i would choose to have one like Arnold.
And it dosen't take somone gay to realise Arnold is better looking than that mulatto twink.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 22, 2010, 05:14:08 AM
Is this a joke?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 22, 2010, 05:16:05 AM
What a fucking joke!  :-X :-\

(http://urie.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/jasonmomoa.jpg)





(http://www.actionmoviefreak.com/images/arnold-conan-the-barbarian.jpg)


This is how Conan should look! The fact that they cast that ugly fucking mulatto twink means i won't be watching it.

Good post, you're a good man!
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Tapeworm on January 22, 2010, 06:24:36 AM
Conan the Gangarian.  Let me tell you of high adventure.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Meso_z on January 22, 2010, 06:28:16 AM
omg... :-\
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on January 22, 2010, 06:33:10 AM
Further pussifying of the world :-\
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: DK II on January 22, 2010, 06:36:17 AM
Maybe the story is about Conan lost in the desert without food and water for ten weeks?

Or they have hired gh15 for some steroid advice. He will be a monster in 6 weeks.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: io856 on January 22, 2010, 06:38:32 AM
He hasn't paid his dues


generation nothingness
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: kyomu on January 22, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Maybe the story is about Conan lost in the desert without food and water for ten weeks?

Or they have hired gh15 for some steroid advice. He will be a monster in 6 weeks.
That was long off comrade!!
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Natural Man on January 22, 2010, 06:40:07 AM
more multicultural bullshit propaganda....
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 22, 2010, 06:47:58 AM
Maybe he will beef up "Christian Bale"-style for this role.

Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: DK II on January 22, 2010, 06:52:25 AM
That was long off comrade!!

I'm still not "back" yet, i'm kinda busy at the moment.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: _bruce_ on January 22, 2010, 06:55:47 AM
Sad
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Nasty Nate on January 22, 2010, 07:05:56 AM
kids have no movie heroes to idolize now... 140lb fggot ass vampires and skinny sword swinging homo's, is this what's popular? whatever happened to badass lead roles in action movies where people actually looked the part? I bet this movie will be like 5% action and the rest will be some love story or some fem bullshit.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: BayGBM on January 22, 2010, 07:08:29 AM
What a fucking joke!  :-X :-\

This is how Conan should look! The fact that they cast that ugly fucking mulatto twink means i won't be watching it.

What's the matter?  Not enough muscle to satisfy your fetish?  You can always turn to your muscle videos for that.  ;)

I watch training videos, but not one homesexual thought or feeling ever crosses my mind, BayGBM thinks everyone else is perverted like he is and proclaims it on regular basis, it is getting annoying.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 22, 2010, 07:09:46 AM
It's going to be released 2011 so Jason will have a while to train/bulk up as well yes?

Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 22, 2010, 07:12:30 AM
It's going to be released 2011 so Jason will have a while to train/bulk up as well yes?



They're still gonna need a PT who'll give him a shitload of "supplements": "See boy, this ain't steroids, it's written Dianabol on it!".
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 22, 2010, 07:14:38 AM
BayGBM - Giving Homosexuals a bad name since March 11, 2004
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: BayGBM on January 22, 2010, 07:19:51 AM
translation: "I'm more attracted to Arnold's body"


;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: tendonitis on January 22, 2010, 07:22:35 AM
that twink definitely has one of those faces you instantly want to punch
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Meso_z on January 22, 2010, 07:24:08 AM
they ruin the lecacy of these movies by "modernizing" them. leave them as they are damn it.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 22, 2010, 07:25:59 AM
that twink definitely has one of those faces you instantly want to punch

He is 6'6" though, isn't he?

Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Meso_z on January 22, 2010, 07:28:32 AM
what a beast.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Stark on January 22, 2010, 07:39:01 AM
in all fairness what do you expect
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: DK II on January 22, 2010, 09:10:02 AM
in all fairness what do you expect

(http://thumbs.filmstarts.de/wallpaper/conan.jpg)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 22, 2010, 09:10:40 AM
I think Johnny Falcon with a wig would be better :D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: MAXX on January 22, 2010, 09:24:46 AM
Conan the twinklarian
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 22, 2010, 09:30:19 AM
Conan the Pussy Destroyer.  :D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Nails on January 22, 2010, 09:38:39 AM
Its took 26 years to make another Conan chronicle and this is the fairy that plays the Conan role? The movies are suppose to be an adaptation of the comics and this twink appears nothing like his predecessor or comic book look.....If he stars in it... The Last conan movie ill ever watch was conan the destroyer


(http://community.ageofconan.com/conan/frontend/files/CONTENT/DHC_ConanTheCimmerian1.JPG)

(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/Conan%20the%20BarbarianLG.jpg)

(http://www.edgeent.com/v2/edge_public/img_ilustrativas_noticias_blog/conan/Conan_nccg_promoweb.jpg)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: dan18 on January 22, 2010, 09:44:34 AM
(http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/huhercules.jpg)

(http://blog.whats-your.name/public/Lou-Ferrigno---Hercules-Photograph-.jpg)

(http://www.dustcatchers.com/cards/tv/hercules.jpg)
as big as a dick lou is he blows away arni in those pics
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: kiwiol on January 22, 2010, 09:47:49 AM
Gunther would have been great for the role :-\
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: dan18 on January 22, 2010, 09:54:46 AM
Gunther would have been great for the role :-\
spot on zigga de zaggada im conan the bawbarian  ;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: BayGBM on January 22, 2010, 10:23:09 AM
I grew up reading comic books and while I knew there was a title called Conan I never read it or really knew anything about him.  I passed on the Conan movies.  Can any of you Conan comic fans sum up his plot line?  For example:

Spiderman: a radioactive spider bites tween Peter Parker.  He gains the ‘powers’ of a spider and fights crime in NYC using his new abilities.

Superman: rocketed to earth as an infant Clark Kent grows up on earth where our yellow sun gives him a range of superpowers he uses to fight crime in Metropolis.

What is Conan’s bio/motivation?  Does his story take place in an alternate reality or on earth... where?  And when... in the present day?  Does he have any powers?  Why is he always shirtless?  Is he a banished king/prince trying to reclaim his throne?  Who are his enemies and why do they want to kill him?  ???
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 22, 2010, 10:40:38 AM
I grew up reading comic books and while I knew there was a title called Conan I never read it or really knew anything about him.  I passed on the Conan movies.  Can any of you Conan comic fans sum up his plot line?  For example:

Spiderman: a radioactive spider bites tween Peter Parker.  He gains the ‘powers’ of a spider and fights crime in NYC using his new abilities.

Superman: rocketed to earth as an infant Clark Kent grows up on earth where our yellow sun gives him a range of superpowers he uses to fight crime in Metropolis.

What is Conan’s bio/motivation?  Does his story take place in an alternate reality or on earth... where?  And when... in the present day?  Does he have any powers?  Why is he always shirtless?  Is he a banished king/prince trying to reclaim his throne?  Who are his enemies and why do they want to kill him?  ???

Thulsa Doom killed his father and mother right before his eyes when he was a child, and wiped out his whole cimmerian village.

The revenge and hatred was strong within this one early on, and when he was sold as a slave to a Norse (Swede!s ancestor), the only thing in his mind was revenge on Thulsa.

As he grew older, his body and physique grew as well (due to constant slave-work, working out and eating everything he could find).

When he started to mature, his owner saw his potential (huge size and strength) and used him to fight others in arenas (duels to the death) where he prolly earned quite a bit on Conan.

Later on he also was sent to the East, to breed with the women and get exceptional swordsmanship-training.

After servicing his norse master for many years, he finally earned his freedom and he accomplished his first goal, to become free.

Now he could begin with his Revenge...

His powers are: Thick skull, Huge Strength, Great Swordsmanship, Confidence as well as great Stamina and conditioning. He is also fearless towards human opponents but fear magic.

Have been known to knock out camels with one blow.

Not the fastest or most agile Thief out there, but he changed career from first being a Thief to Mercenary to Bodyguard to Warlord to Destroyer to Commander of Huge Armies and even King in his time.

His first and biggest Motivation: Revenge.

Second, Huge Ambition. If you stand in Conans way, you will be destroyed. He has no respect for authorities/guards/military etc.

If you would ask him what would be best in Life, he would answer this:
To Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You, And Hear the Lamentation of the WOMEN!
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: slacker on January 22, 2010, 10:43:28 AM
this dude could be a better Conan
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 22, 2010, 12:33:27 PM
What a fucking joke!  :-X :-\

(http://urie.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/jasonmomoa.jpg)





(http://www.actionmoviefreak.com/images/arnold-conan-the-barbarian.jpg)


This is how Conan should look! The fact that they cast that ugly fucking mulatto twink means i won't be watching it.

This is Conan
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 22, 2010, 12:36:46 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: brooklynbruiser on January 22, 2010, 03:04:30 PM
That was the movie version. The comics and books are generally him as a badass that becomes more of a badass, usually through killing dark people. White guy fantasies for the win!
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 22, 2010, 03:17:37 PM
Yea, he was no stranger to killing people from Stygia or Darfar in the comics/books.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: aglifter on January 22, 2010, 03:55:18 PM
and the first photo is INSANLY photoshopped.

Bump
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: BIG ACH on January 22, 2010, 03:58:54 PM

Roland was up for the role, but I read he lost it to that fruit posted in this thread from the twilight movies.


so so sad!  I hate main stream culture! BRING BACK THE ACTION HEROES!!!!
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Gregzs on January 22, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Apparently the final two for the role were Kellan Lutz and him. Jared Padalecki was also considered.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0597388/news#ni1454044

Jason Momoa has been tapped to star in the reboot of “Conan,” the rebirth of the Robert E. Howard-created series. He is a television star who most notable works are “Baywatch: Hawaii” and “Stargate Atlantis.”

Momoa, held off competition from Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and Jared Padalecki for the coveted warrior role. Sources said that director Marcus Nispel (Friday The 13th.) was sold on Momoa, and won over the filmmakers by shooting a few trial scenes that allowed Momoa to wield a sword and behave very Schwarzenegger-like.

Additionally, we hear that Lionsgate have “extended an offer” to Mickey Rourke to play Conan’s father, Codril. No confirmation either way yet, but interesting nonetheless.


“Conan” is scheduled to start production in Bulgaria on March 15. 2010.





»




http://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com/2010/01/21/january-21-2010-jason-momoa-the-new-conan-interpret-my-dreams-creative-engagements/
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Natural_O on January 22, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
I thought Mike O'Hearn was up for the part too. That's what was posted on his FB page.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Rami on January 22, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
Next step must be making Conan female or transvestite. Maybe it would be more believable than this "guy".
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 22, 2010, 09:25:40 PM
Conan is just not right without Arnold.  ;)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Rami on January 22, 2010, 09:32:27 PM
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/Conan%20the%20BarbarianLG.jpg)(http://www.isteroids.com/images/arnold-schwarzenegger-big_muscle.jpg)

Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Parker on January 22, 2010, 09:42:42 PM
Conan vs. He-Man, who'd win?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: brooklynbruiser on January 22, 2010, 10:06:33 PM
Conan. And fuck Arnold. Guys need to stop riding his dick.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: gordiano on January 22, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
Conan is just not right without Arnold.  ;)

Just like Terminator.


Oh, and I hope this movie bombs. What a fucking joke. I can't stand Hollywood when it comes to casting. Rarely do they get the characters right.


I heard Nasser was up for the role, but was declined due to being too good looking.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: brooklynbruiser on January 22, 2010, 10:57:26 PM
Nasser...something we can believe in!
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:26:18 AM
Just like Terminator.


Oh, and I hope this movie bombs. What a fucking joke. I can't stand Hollywood when it comes to casting. Rarely do they get the characters right.


I heard Nasser was up for the role, but was declined due to being too good looking.

 :D ;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: kiwiol on January 23, 2010, 09:27:23 AM
Looks as tough and intimidating as a new born kitten ::)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: SusanFitness on January 23, 2010, 09:50:26 AM
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 23, 2010, 09:53:52 AM
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro

What??  ::)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: SusanFitness on January 23, 2010, 09:55:51 AM
What??  ::)

is there something, "doug_shitheel"?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Method101 on January 23, 2010, 09:56:15 AM
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro
:D  ;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 23, 2010, 10:14:52 AM
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro

Negro, Susan?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: SusanFitness on January 23, 2010, 10:17:09 AM
Negro, Susan?

yes, kwon. i'm saying that conan is going to be pissed when he wakes up from his dreams of hearing the lamentation of the women to discover that he turned into a negro. heads will roll.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Kwon on January 23, 2010, 10:19:07 AM
yes, kwon. i'm saying that conan is going to be pissed when he wakes up from his dreams of hearing the lamentation of the women to discover that he turned into a negro. heads will roll.

Now, why would he be turned into a Negro?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Gregzs on March 02, 2010, 10:29:11 PM
Susan thinks people from islands like Hawaii are negroes.


He will work up in Northern Ireland later this year. He has been cast in the Game of Thrones for HBO as well.

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/10/game-of-thrones-cast-with-photos-.html
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: noworries on March 02, 2010, 10:47:17 PM
Here is Goodrum the Slobarian
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: MusselFreek on March 02, 2010, 10:57:27 PM
How about Triple H the wrestler from wwe?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: On_Swole on March 02, 2010, 11:13:05 PM
They really should've gone with Bryinarski on this one

Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Wiggs on March 02, 2010, 11:54:59 PM
Boo-hoo poor little white boys want Arnold....predictable
He's not mulatto he's Hawaiian and white.


Welcome to a new ERA bitches...Next is James Bond and Knight Rider ;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: James Blunt on March 02, 2010, 11:55:59 PM
Maybe the story is about Conan lost in the desert without food and water for ten weeks?  Or they have hired gh15 for some steroid advice. He will be a monster in 6 weeks.
haahha  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: webcake on March 03, 2010, 12:09:38 AM
whatever happened to white people?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Method101 on March 03, 2010, 03:33:05 AM
That was the movie version. The comics and books are generally him as a badass that becomes more of a badass, usually through killing dark people. White guy fantasies for the win!
The guy who wrote the Conan books was an all out racist, if he was alive today this would not have happend i assure you lol. Some say Conan was supposed to be a red indian, but that is complete horse shit.

I don't give a shit what you say he is Wiggs, with those dreadlocks he definatly has black ancestry.

Quote
In his attitude towards race and racism, Howard has been described as "a product of his time" and he was certainly racist by modern standards. However, the extents of his racist beliefs are debated.[231][232] During Howard's life the concepts of eugenics and an ideal Aryan race were mainstream

Howard used race as shorthand for physical characteristics and motivation. He would also make up some racial traits, possibly for the sake of brevity, such as Sailor Steve Costigan's statement that a "Chinee can't take a punch." This is not and was not an existing stereotype of Chinese people.[234]

"Black Canaan" is one of the most significant of Howard's works when discussing his attitude towards race.[235] It tells the story of an uprising of "swamp guys" led by a magician named Saul Stark, who are defeated by the white Kirby Buckner. Saul Stark's back story is tied to Africa, emphasizing the racial conflict. Another character, The Bride of Damballah, is described in stereotypical manner as a black woman.[236] Howard also wrote "The Last White Man" set in the year 2000 when the black population has overthrown the complacent white race. The hero is a white man, although a Viking-like throwback rather than the rest of the weak white men of the era, who unsuccessfully opposes the black race.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: dave19 on March 03, 2010, 04:33:45 AM
I don't give a fuck about Conan's skin-color. A black guy like Michael Clarke Duncan would actually be a pretty cool Conan I think.. but that guy looks like Orlando Bloom with rastas. What type of barbarian is that ?! It seriously makes me think about where this world is heading...
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: DK II on March 03, 2010, 07:13:00 AM
I don't give a fuck about Conan's skin-color. A black guy like Michael Clarke Duncan would actually be a pretty cool Conan I think.. but that guy looks like Orlando Bloom with rastas. What type of barbarian is that ?! It seriously makes me think about where this world is heading...

Maybe the new Conan is about how Conan met his wife and how they divorced 2 years later and the fight about the kids, and the horses and stuff.

Conan the desperate House-Barbarian!
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: leadhead on March 03, 2010, 07:16:50 AM
What a stupid way to screw up a classic. Gunter, Roland, hell even ronnie if they just had to pick a non-white guy.
I won't be watching it and I hope it tanks severely.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Wiggs on March 03, 2010, 10:15:03 AM
The guy who wrote the Conan books was an all out racist, if he was alive today this would not have happend i assure you lol. Some say Conan was supposed to be a red indian, but that is complete horse shit.

I don't give a shit what you say he is Wiggs, with those dreadlocks he definatly has black ancestry.


You do know that you don't have to be black to have dreads right? ::)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: The ChemistV2 on March 03, 2010, 12:28:33 PM
I'm sure someone will feed the guy juice, he'll blow up and then the mags will write about how hard he trained for 3 months to put on 40 pounds of muscle..."Yeah, I just ate lots of protein and trained two hours a day..and the 40 pounds of muscle just piled right on. But I stopped the regime and went back to my original size." ::)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 03, 2010, 01:26:35 PM
I'm sure someone will feed the guy juice, he'll blow up and then the mags will write about how hard he trained for 3 months to put on 40 pounds of muscle..."Yeah, I just ate lots of protein and trained two hours a day..and the 40 pounds of muscle just piled right on. But I stopped the regime and went back to my original size." ::)

That is actually the perfect assesment
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: DK II on March 03, 2010, 02:01:45 PM
I'm sure someone will feed the guy juice, he'll blow up and then the mags will write about how hard he trained for 3 months to put on 40 pounds of muscle..."Yeah, I just ate lots of protein and trained two hours a day..and the 40 pounds of muscle just piled right on. But I stopped the regime and went back to my original size." ::)

There still is hope that the movie can turn out "Ok".

He has to lose the nigg@-haircut and put on 60lbs of muscle, then we're up to something.

Remember the days when the actor that played Conan had to LOSE muscle to fit the role??  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 03, 2010, 02:14:19 PM
There still is hope that the movie can turn out "Ok".

He has to lose the nigg@-haircut and put on 60lbs of muscle, then we're up to something.

Remember the days when the actor that played Conan had to LOSE muscle to fit the role??  ;D ;D

Amazing how things change
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Method101 on March 03, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
There still is hope that the movie can turn out "Ok".

He has to lose the nigg@-haircut and put on 60lbs of muscle, then we're up to something.

Remember the days when the actor that played Conan had to LOSE muscle to fit the role??  ;D ;D

This movie will never be ok, do not pay money to see it.

Another picture of this f.ag


(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/03/bonet-momoa/jason-momoa-lisa-bonet-farmers-market-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: shootfighter1 on March 03, 2010, 05:13:53 PM
You are f-cking kidding, this guy is casted as Conan?  Robert E Howard must be turning in his grave.  Conan is a nordic warrior for Christ sakes.  F this director and F this movie.  The original Conan with arnold kicks ass, there is no substitute.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on March 03, 2010, 05:23:18 PM
This movie will never be ok, do not pay money to see it.

Another picture of this f.ag


(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/03/bonet-momoa/jason-momoa-lisa-bonet-farmers-market-01.jpg)

At the rate things are going, men are going to have to have a masculine power movement.  Due to men morphing into sissy boy women...
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: DK II on March 04, 2010, 02:11:25 AM
No shit. Living away from the US I really realized this too.

 In the USA it's too politically correct and in many ways men arent allowed to just act like men. American women have got the men by the balls in a lot of ways. Lots of men grow up thinking the proper and correct thing to do is to act like a metrosexual. And in most American relationships the women does shit that most women in other countries would never do. Indeed, dating in the USA can fucking suck.

 This isn't just about men acting like men. It also extends to race and religion and everything else. It's all too politically correct these days in America. Everyone is trying to appear sensitive and open-minded, but it's just contrived and stupid.

The US sucks.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Skeletor on March 12, 2011, 01:14:20 AM
First promo trailer for the new Conan movie:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809953260/video/24490513
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Meso_z on March 12, 2011, 02:05:20 AM
I think they should have left it as it is and concentrate on new ideas.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Skeletor on March 12, 2011, 02:07:38 AM
Supposedly it's a remake of Conan the Barbarian. Everyone would compare Momoa to Arnold, moreso if the movie is a remake (and few remakes are better than the original). They could have explored so many themes from Hyboria. I'll still watch it but I don't think Momoa will be a proper Cimmerian.

The smoke hiding everything makes it more suspicious.. Trying to hide the fact that it's crap maybe? (and most probably straight to dvd)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 12, 2011, 02:36:09 AM
Gayman the canarian...?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: MAXX on March 12, 2011, 02:41:46 AM
there is no way in hell you can find a substitute for Arnold as Conan. Arnold is Conan!

(http://therumpus.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/conan-1.jpg)

(http://www.blade-empire.com/Marto/Conan/Conan-War_Paint.jpg)

(http://www.thearnoldfans.com/pictures/costars/sven/12_throne.jpg)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Jaime on March 12, 2011, 03:08:37 AM
The Arnold love is getting pretty sickening. He was average, the new guy is probably worse but Arnold didn't fit the Conan template at all.

Arnold is the same fucking pussy that shit his pants when Mentzer the drug addict confronted him, i don't see him fighting armies and mythical beasts.

 .
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: MAXX on March 12, 2011, 03:29:02 AM
The Arnold love is getting pretty sickening. He was average, the new guy is probably worse but Arnold didn't fit the Conan template at all.

Arnold is the same fucking pussy that shit his pants when Mentzer the drug addict confronted him, i don't see him fighting armies and mythical beasts.

 .
I think he was pretty much a perfect fit for that role. Who would do it better?
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Jaime on March 12, 2011, 03:33:15 AM
I think he was pretty much a perfect fit for that role. Who would do it better?


Actors? Fuck knows. 99% of action stars are terrible.

I remember reading the books years ago and to me Arnold just doesn't fit at all.
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: MAXX on March 12, 2011, 03:34:38 AM

Actors? Fuck knows. 99% of action stars are terrible.

I remember reading the books years ago and to me Arnold just doesn't fit at all.
::)
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Reeves on March 12, 2011, 08:24:37 AM
You do know that you don't have to be black to have dreads right? ::)

Wiggs is correct.  You just have to not wash your hair for a year or two and braid it with dried bird droppings or cat shit.  Turdlocks.   ;D
Title: Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 13, 2011, 01:48:44 AM
Conan the aquarium...