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Title: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:16:58 AM
Okay I'm stuck...

What do I get the boyfriend for Valentine's Day. He is not a bodybuilder but does workout...I was going to order him some yummy steaks and seafood from Omaha Steak Company..now mind you I will be flying back from San Diego that day and he is picking me up at the airport so it will have to be something I can order...
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 09:17:58 AM
Okay I'm stuck...

What do I get the boyfriend for Valentine's Day. He is not a bodybuilder but does workout...I was going to order him some yummy steaks and seafood from Omaha Steak Company..now mind you I will be flying back from San Diego that day and he is picking me up at the airport so it will have to be something I can order...
you said you have a kid...from a divorce?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:18:32 AM
yes I have a child and the father and I were never married
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 25, 2010, 09:19:09 AM
yes I have a child and the father and I were never married

Smart man.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: disturbia on January 25, 2010, 09:19:15 AM
whats this CalvinH and Chaos are hot?

 >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 09:19:37 AM
but you separated and now you re with a new "boyfriend" right?  How old are you again?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:21:27 AM
okay if you want details...

Father and I split in 2006...I just started dating August of 2009..she has only met one person. Im 40
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:26:05 AM
whats this CalvinH and Chaos are hot?

 >:( >:( >:(

they are
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: johnnynoname on January 25, 2010, 09:26:21 AM
A nice meal and a blowjob will do.


x2
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Nails on January 25, 2010, 09:27:41 AM
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Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 25, 2010, 09:28:08 AM

x2

Invite Johnny. If he doesn't get along with your BF, he'll be ready to satisfy your needs. Win-Win situation. JNN is a generous man.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on January 25, 2010, 09:30:29 AM
(http://www.twitfall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/flowers.jpg)

 ;D  ;D

Love those bumper stickers
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 09:30:39 AM
Invite Johnny. If he doesn't get along with your BF, he'll be ready to satisfy your needs. Win-Win situation. JNN is a generous man.

what if johnny happens to be more interested into pleasuring the man ?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 25, 2010, 09:31:09 AM
A Dozen Syntha-6 strawberry protein shakes.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:31:29 AM
okay boys Im being serious..I get it blowjob okay..but what else not sure if I will want to go out because I will be traveling all day from San Diego to Providence..
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 09:33:50 AM
okay boys Im being serious..I get it blowjob okay..but what else not sure if I will want to go out because I will be traveling all day from San Diego to Providence..

what about you ask him instead of us? ever heard of communication?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 25, 2010, 09:34:50 AM
what if johnny happens to be more interested into pleasuring the man ?

That's the idea. Either way, someone will get some.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:35:02 AM
have you heard the element of surprise....he will say he would'nt want a thing
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: johnnynoname on January 25, 2010, 09:36:28 AM
what if johnny happens to be more interested into pleasuring the man ?

sorry, i'm really not into dudes

seriously, if i was into dudes i would have been dead by now from AIDS
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 25, 2010, 09:38:09 AM
I hope for him that a blowjob is not a surprise.That should be a daily thing. For a sexualgift, buy some lubricants and.....I think you catch my drift.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 09:39:01 AM
have you heard the element of surprise....he will say he would'nt want a thing

if you truly knew him you would already know without needing to ask us or him what he would like at the moment.

Also the whole idea of buying some material goods cause "everyone does it" / "you have to do it" is a clear sign you re both morons. You re 40 yo..have a "boyfriend"...and feel like you have to buy him a "gift" for "valentine day"... for fuck sake... serious immaturity here.

Gifts dont mean shit especially in our modern societies, you dont buy feelings or make em magically strong and genuine through material goods.

You both sound like extremly shallow individuals.

Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:39:26 AM
of course its not a surprise..DUH im 40 not 22..Im smart enough to know how to keep a man happy
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: johnnynoname on January 25, 2010, 09:40:54 AM
of course its not a surprise..DUH im 40 not 22..Im smart enough to know how to keep a man happy

" i'm smart enough to know how to keep a man happy"

TRANSLATION:

"i know how to massage a Prostate"

 ;D :D
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 09:41:13 AM
of course its not a surprise..DUH im 40 not 22..Im smart enough to know how to keep a man happy
yeah, like you kept the father of your child "happy"?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: newmom on January 25, 2010, 09:43:27 AM
yeah, like you kept the father of your child "happy"?

maybe he did'nt keep me happy...or wanted something better for me and my daughter

Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: StAge ThRee on January 25, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
yes I have a child and the father and I were never married
give him a bj
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 25, 2010, 09:47:21 AM
whore

First post! A true getbigger already.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 25, 2010, 09:49:17 AM
give him a bj

And he already changed it. So who's gimmick is it? Is Dr.Fist (the poster previously known as.....) back?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 09:54:11 AM
maybe he did'nt keep me happy...or wanted something better for me and my daughter


maybe you were -and still are-  two dumb individuals who gave birth to another dumb individual, and that you're at it again with a new "boyfriend"?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Nails on January 25, 2010, 09:58:38 AM
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Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: StAge ThRee on January 25, 2010, 10:00:14 AM
And he already changed it. So who's gimmick is it? Is Dr.Fist (the poster previously known as.....) back?
I thought it was too rude.  So I lightened it up a tad...
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: noworries on January 25, 2010, 10:03:39 AM
have you heard the element of surprise....he will say he would'nt want a thing

A2M in the restroom at the restaurant.  Then go back to the table and have dessert

Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: stormshadow on January 25, 2010, 10:03:47 AM
yes I have a child and the father and I were never married

Whore...

How about you do him a favor and fix him up with a girl that isn't a skank.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: stormshadow on January 25, 2010, 10:04:49 AM
if you truly knew him you would already know without needing to ask us or him what he would like at the moment.

Also the whole idea of buying some material goods cause "everyone does it" / "you have to do it" is a clear sign you re both morons. You re 40 yo..have a "boyfriend"...and feel like you have to buy him a "gift" for "valentine day"... for fuck sake... serious immaturity here.

Gifts dont mean shit especially in our modern societies, you dont buy feelings or make em magically strong and genuine through material goods.

You both sound like extremly shallow individuals.



*Applause*
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: noworries on January 25, 2010, 10:05:12 AM
sorry, i'm really not into dudes

seriously, if i was into dudes i would have been dead by now from AIDS

Post your pic again and tell us you don't have AIDS.  ;D

Actually I always it was a great weightloss program
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: johnnynoname on January 25, 2010, 10:10:38 AM
Post your pic again and tell us you don't have AIDS.  ;D

Actually I always it was a great weightloss program

 ;D
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 25, 2010, 10:16:20 AM
You don't get him anything.

Valentine's Day is all about women, indulging their vanity and inflated sense of importance.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: johnnynoname on January 25, 2010, 10:17:29 AM
You don't get him anything.

Valentine's Day is all about women, indulging their vanity and inflated sense of importance.

i was about to say the say the same thing

with all due respect sweetheart but how hard up are you if you have to buy a guy a gift?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: jaejonna on January 25, 2010, 10:19:13 AM
lol @ a 'lady' asking a group of 'men' for V-day gift ideas ....
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2010, 10:32:18 AM
one of those new patented razor pits that sharpen used razor blades
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: tendonitis on January 25, 2010, 11:47:16 AM
get him a hooker, trust me he'll love it
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: calfzilla on January 25, 2010, 11:53:26 AM
When I saw this thread title, I was so glad it was a female that started the thread.  :-X 

Get him something related to his hobby.  Me I like the outdoors so I love when I get a new piece of camping equipment, no matter what it is. 
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on January 25, 2010, 12:33:34 PM
okay boys Im being serious..I get it blowjob okay..but what else not sure if I will want to go out because I will be traveling all day from San Diego to Providence..

Yeh, the lack of maturity here is astounding.























































Anal?
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Parker on January 25, 2010, 12:39:46 PM
Fuck him till he screams "I Do!!!" real loud, then put a ring on his finger....or fuck him till his cock is raw...or wear a sexy outfit and strip for him, while making dinner at the same time and then ask him, "Do you want your steak well done, or do you like your meat hard and raw?"
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: James28 on January 25, 2010, 12:44:13 PM
Yeh, the lack of maturity here is astounding.

anal?



I lol'd
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 12:50:03 PM
okay boys Im being serious..I get it blowjob okay..but what else not sure if I will want to go out because I will be traveling all day from San Diego to Providence..
Geez. Are you saying that your BJ's are void in Rhode Island!?    :D

/get him a goodly amount of micro-brewery beer. cook him a bbq/meat-and-potatoes meal and a small gift like a book/dvd/video game. that should cover 99.9% of guys. 
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: James28 on January 25, 2010, 12:53:34 PM
Geez. Are you saying that your BJ's are void in Rhode Island!?    :D

/get him a goodly amount of micro-brewery beer. cook him a bbq/meat-and-potatoes meal and a small gift like a book/dvd/video game. that should cover 99.9% of guys. 

Agreed.

I'm a guy and would be more than happy with all that. What would make me most happy though is not having to make a big fucking deal about this whole day.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 25, 2010, 12:55:49 PM
i'd give him a blowjob, and then if you have a hot sister, have her blow him too.  if not, you know he wants to bone some friend of yours, so have him bone her.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 01:00:14 PM
i'd give him a blowjob, and then if you have a hot sister, have her blow him too.  if not, you know he wants to bone some friend of yours, so have him bone her.
That sounds like the Birthday, Christmas and New Years Day Platinum Package. Only for the most discerning men-about-town.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Parker on January 25, 2010, 01:02:27 PM
i'd give him a blowjob, and then if you have a hot sister, have her blow him too.  if not, you know he wants to bone some friend of yours, so have him bone her.
Dude, you'd need to change the "I'd give him" part. Or you will be seriously "OUTED"

and valentines day is pathetic, everyday should be valentines day. There should not be a day on which you are extra special for that special person. Most women today date assholes, and these assholes fuck up 364 days of the year, so one day is suppose to make up for the rest of the yr? Come on.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Earl1972 on January 25, 2010, 01:16:29 PM
he's not with you to get presents or gifts

just take care of his sexual needs and he'll be cool


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Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: hmontaq on January 25, 2010, 05:40:35 PM
Tell him you want nothing more than to make him happy for Vday, meet him at the door dressed like a stripper, bathe him, fuck him, cook dinner while he watches his favorite TV show in peace, eat, go change into round two outfit and repeat. Let him sleep drained and happy.

Or Dyers 671 blower, Carbon fiber handlebars, Hifonics 500 watt amp, Slayer discography, ect... will blow your mind. Most women cant even comprehend what we want most times when it comes to presents but you cant go wrong with hot sweaty bark like a dog sex.

Use the KISS (keep it simple stupid) and go with the first option.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: io856 on January 25, 2010, 05:45:38 PM
just be good to him, give him a nice big warm hug and kiss etc, say happy valentines, and take care of business(you know what that means)...
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: CalvinH on January 25, 2010, 08:12:10 PM
Okay I'm stuck...

What do I get the boyfriend for Valentine's Day. He is not a bodybuilder but does workout...I was going to order him some yummy steaks and seafood from Omaha Steak Company..now mind you I will be flying back from San Diego that day and he is picking me up at the airport so it will have to be something I can order...


Put on something sexy from Victoria Secrets,some thigh highs,some sexy shoes.....trust me he'll be happy as can be.
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Spoony Luv on January 25, 2010, 08:15:10 PM
Does he like being alone? If so, I suggest getting him a year membership to the Broskies forum
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: CalvinH on January 25, 2010, 08:16:08 PM
Does he like being alone? If so, I suggest getting him a year membership to the ilovespam forum


 ;D
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: kiwiol on January 25, 2010, 08:21:43 PM
Get him a GNC gold card*





*posted on behalf of my MIA homie mass04
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: jaejonna on January 25, 2010, 08:36:57 PM
lol ...this isnt a real bitch.... what girl gets thier man something on V-day ??? hahahhaha
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: Tapeworm on January 26, 2010, 04:56:52 AM
Get him a book and a gym membership and say it's because you love him and you don't want him to be stupid and fat.

Agree with Chimps brewskis idea.  Cook a favorite meal of his.  Give him a massage... without expecting him to return the favor threefold, if that's even possible for a woman!  ;)  And there's nothing Valentinesy about it but you really can't go wrong with a high end power tool, like a Festool sliding compound mitre saw or a Hitachi framing nailer.  :D  Arrrg arg arg.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OG3i1o1f67E/Rf72gnvRo6I/AAAAAAAAAS8/3MrFm30YP28/s320/Tool+Man.jpg)

I have to disagree with the sex idea.  I'm sure you two will have a nice romantic candlelit doinking session anyway, but better to call it a romantic evening than a sex gift.   I'd be pretty insulted if a woman acted as if sex or a blowjob was a gift.  'I put on sexy clothes and let you fuck me.'  Gee thanks, didn't know it was such a chore for you.

Oh, and if he's like most guys, it might be wise to make mention somehow of the upcoming day.  For some reason women get all pissy when they ask if you know what day it is and you scratch your ass and say "Yeah it's Sunday, why?  What are you looking at me like that for?"
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: _bruce_ on January 26, 2010, 05:37:43 AM
A good shirt or nice leather shoes
Title: Re: What to get a man for Vday
Post by: rockyfortune on January 26, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
ANAL...