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Title: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 01:41:37 PM
My mom up load a video of high tech toilet of my house in japan.
I am really flipped at it during i am wiping my shit with toilet paper in Barcelona. :-\

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Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 01:43:17 PM
yes those japanese toilets are quite amazing
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Post by: Parker on January 25, 2010, 01:46:45 PM
My mom up load a video of high tech toilet of my house in japan.
I am really flipped at it during i am wiping my shit with toilet paper in Barcelona. :-\


I asked you before what your thoughts on Japanese Brazilians and how when they go to Japan they are not thought of as "real" Japanese. Not sure if you replied or not.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 01:47:36 PM
Mars could really flush some gals head in that thing......after he ravaged her.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 01:47:58 PM
yes those japanese toilets are quite amazing
It does everything.
Open automaticaly, wash, dry, flash automaticaly and close automaticaly.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 01:48:59 PM
I asked you before what your thoughts on Japanese Brazilians and how when they go to Japan they are not thought of as "real" Japanese. Not sure if you replied or not.
I replied it.
I said,
Their mind is 100% that of Brazilian during their gen is japanese.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: disturbia on January 25, 2010, 01:49:01 PM
personally I thought you were Polish, possibly Samoan
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 01:49:42 PM
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 01:52:13 PM
personally I thought you were Polish, possibly Samoan
Samoan, i understand. Cuz they are dark and they look like bit indonesian.
But polish is the people of Poland no?
They are white like you.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
kyomu, I think we got you in the last "race draft."  You are white now....we traded up to pick you ahead of Tiger Woods....turns out it was a good move.
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Post by: spinnis on January 25, 2010, 01:54:01 PM
kyomu's fathers father was russian actually
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 01:57:14 PM
kyomu, I think we got you in the last "race draft."  You are white now....we traded up to pick you ahead of Tiger Woods....turns out it was a good move.
I'm surprised. I thought the Nip market was a bit down this year.  ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: disturbia on January 25, 2010, 01:58:21 PM
Samoan, i understand. Cuz they are dark and they look like bit indonesian.
But polish is the people of Poland no?
They are white like you.

clearly I am kidding

its obvious you are African american
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 01:58:27 PM
I'm surprised. I thought the Nip market was a bit down this year.  ;D

It is, we got him for a few bags of rice.... ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 01:58:53 PM
kyomu, I think we got you in the last "race draft."  You are white now....we traded up to pick you ahead of Tiger Woods....turns out it was a good move.
Wow, you talk like South African! :o
Am I  a "Honorary whites" :-\  
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: Topskin69 on January 25, 2010, 01:59:31 PM


Dammit! Beat me to it! You are a wiley primate.  >:(
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 01:59:42 PM
clearly I am kidding

its obvious you are African american
Yeah! 8) ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 02:00:00 PM
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on January 25, 2010, 02:00:03 PM
What does your mother think of your "career" Kyomu?  :-X  :-X
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 02:01:08 PM
Wow, you talk like South African! :o
Am I  a "Honorary whites" :-\  

No, not just "honorary."  You are now considered a full-blooded white guy.  Have you felt taller and been driving better?
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Post by: spinnis on January 25, 2010, 02:01:53 PM
What does your mother think of your "career" Kyomu?  :-X  :-X

Kyomu seems to have a fun time with his life, Cool paco vids, looks ALOT younger then he is, making a loads of cash on those damn rice cakes,

what is there to hate?
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:02:39 PM
What does your mother think of your "career" Kyomu?  :-X  :-X
My parents are biggest supporter of what i am doing(Both my business and bodybuilding,haha as you know my dad is 70yrs old bodybuilder. ;D)
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 02:04:51 PM
I gotta have those damn rice cakes once. ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: disturbia on January 25, 2010, 02:05:52 PM
what rice cakes?
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:06:06 PM
No, not just "honorary."  You are now considered a full-blooded white guy.  Have you felt taller and been driving better?
Hahahahaa. Thanx. But I would rather stay as a lil china man of Getbig forever. ;D
5 foot 8 inchs is short? ???
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 02:07:09 PM
Hahahahaa. Thanx. But I would rather stay as a lil china man of Getbig forever. ;D
5 foot 8 inchs is short? ???

 ;D  No, if you are 5'8", I bet they point and say "Godzilla" when you walk around Tokyo.....
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:07:35 PM
Donkykong have eaten my products.
If you guys come here, i will give you some.
Getbig bros are all invited.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on January 25, 2010, 02:08:11 PM
Kyomu seems to have a fun time with his life, Cool paco vids, looks ALOT younger then he is, making a loads of cash on those damn rice cakes,

what is there to hate?


Not hatin. Chill out little unemployed midget  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:08:32 PM
;D  No, if you are 5'8", I bet they point and say "Godzilla" when you walk around Tokyo.....
Nah, todays young kids are all taller than me. :)
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: disturbia on January 25, 2010, 02:08:57 PM
WHAT FUKING RICE CAKES?
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: spinnis on January 25, 2010, 02:09:05 PM
Hahahahaa. Thanx. But I would rather stay as a lil china man of Getbig forever. ;D
5 foot 8 inchs is short? ???

dude, 171cm is 5"6

   
171 centimeters = 5.61023622 feet
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
WHAT FUKING RICE CAKES?

kyomu sells rice cakes
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:09:25 PM

Not hatin. Chill out little unemployed midget  ::)  ::)
But with big forearms and great built. 8)
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 02:09:51 PM
Donkykong have eaten my products.
If you guys come here, i will give you some.
Getbig bros are all invited.
If you can find out when Arturo Perez-Reverte will make a definite public appearance I will fly to Spain and meet up with my yellow friend.  :)
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Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 02:09:55 PM
Nah, todays young kids are all taller than me. :)

Yes, but they are too skinny and wear eyeliner......you are an alpha male in Japan, no doubt.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: spinnis on January 25, 2010, 02:10:30 PM

Not hatin. Chill out little unemployed midget  ::)  ::)

So when I was at work today I was just imagining?   :o
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:10:43 PM
dude, 171cm is 5"6

   
171 centimeters = 5.61023622 feet
Ok. Then I misunderstood like my arm measurment!haha ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: spinnis on January 25, 2010, 02:11:31 PM
Ok. Then I misunderstood like my arm measurment!haha ;D
haha =)

some people call 171-172cm 5"7 though
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:11:49 PM
Yes, but they are too skinny and wear eyeliner......you are an alpha male in Japan, no doubt.
I dont know now. But I used to. ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 02:14:15 PM
If you can find out when Arturo Perez-Reverte will make a definite public appearance I will fly to Spain and meet up with my yellow friend.  :)

You got a little thing for this fella?
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: kyomu on January 25, 2010, 02:21:55 PM
If you can find out when Arturo Perez-Reverte will make a definite public appearance I will fly to Spain and meet up with my yellow friend.  :)
Yup. Doc. 8)
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: ironneck on January 25, 2010, 02:38:48 PM
only whites don't wash their asses
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 02:42:46 PM
You got a little thing for this fella?
I do*. Dude writes amazingly and then doesn't make public appearances. F*cker.  >:(   

*non nasser-type interest.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on January 25, 2010, 03:03:38 PM
So when I was at work today I was just imagining?   :o

What else would you be doing working the grille at Mcdonalds?  ::)
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2010, 03:18:21 PM
In America, most walk around with feces in and around their rectum.  This is due to not only poor hygiene and a lack of caring for their appearance, it is also because many are obese and cannot accurately clean.  So if you ever come to America, NEVER shake anybody`s hand or get too close to them lest you want to be dining on microscopic fecal matter alongside your protein rich diet.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
In America, most walk around with feces in and around their rectum.  This is due to not only poor hygiene and a lack of caring for their appearance, it is also because many are obese and cannot accurately clean.  So if you ever come to America, NEVER shake anybody`s hand or get too close to them lest you want to be dining on microscopic fecal matter alongside your protein rich diet.
Apparently, a shopping cart handle has every kind of human and non-human detritus to an alarming degree.  :-X

/shops 3x/week
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 03:24:13 PM
Apparently, a shopping cart handle has every kind of human and non-human detritus to an alarming degree.  :-X

/shops 3x/week

the immune system needs something to do too
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 03:29:02 PM
the immune system needs something to do too
Oh, I forgot. A hotel's tv remote is supposed to be just teeming, as well.  ;D
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 25, 2010, 03:34:24 PM
Does this toliet give blowjobs as well?
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2010, 03:37:25 PM
Apparently, a shopping cart handle has every kind of human and non-human detritus to an alarming degree.  :-X

/shops 3x/week
Our Grocery store provides alcohol wipes.  Also, I NEVER push the cart, Jezebelle does.  I refuse.  She also finds some sort of cloth from the store, usually in the kitchen towels and comes back and wraps it around the handle.

Good tips right there.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: haider on January 25, 2010, 03:40:26 PM
Our Grocery store provides alcohol wipes.  Also, I NEVER push the cart, Jezebelle does.  I refuse.  She also finds some sort of cloth from the store, usually in the kitchen towels and comes back and wraps it around the handle.

Good tips right there.
LOL, what do you do with it afterwards?
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Post by: kiwiol on January 25, 2010, 03:41:55 PM
I say get your hands as incredibly filthy as you can before you go shopping, so it's you tainting the shopping cart and not vice versa.
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2010, 03:42:23 PM
LOL, what do you do with it afterwards?
Leave it in the cart at the Scanner and carry the bags.   8)
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 03:42:51 PM
Oh, I forgot. A hotel's tv remote is supposed to be just teeming, as well.  ;D

yeah! a wipe of germs a day keeps the doctor away
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: haider on January 25, 2010, 03:44:59 PM
Leave it in the cart at the Scanner and carry the bags.   8)
good thing the germs will have some one to transfer to after u're done with it.

Quote
yeah! a wipe of germs a day keeps the doctor away
first that diet you came up with, and now this... let's take this one year at a time damn it! First junk food wasn't bad for us, and now eating shit keeps the doctor away  >:(
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 03:53:03 PM
good thing the germs will have some one to transfer to after u're done with it.
first that diet you came up with, and now this... let's take this one year at a time damn it! First junk food wasn't bad for us, and now eating shit keeps the doctor away  >:(



;D
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Post by: haider on January 25, 2010, 04:02:54 PM


;D
interesting, surely this will cause a nightmare or two about the double big shit mac u had a few days ago?  ;D

have u seen 'food inc'?

Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: calfzilla on January 25, 2010, 04:03:50 PM
Trust me, with your grammer, you're Japanese. 
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Post by: haider on January 25, 2010, 04:07:01 PM
Trust me, with your grammer, you're Japanese. 
must be very unamerican to use spell check LOL  ;D
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Post by: webcake on January 25, 2010, 04:07:33 PM
those crazy nips
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: wavelength on January 25, 2010, 04:10:20 PM
interesting, surely this will cause a nightmare or two about the double big shit mac u had a few days ago?  ;D

have u seen 'food inc'?



Yeah, I have seen both.

No nightmares, I have a strong stomach. Always enough booze with the food and that's that. ;D
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Post by: calfzilla on January 25, 2010, 04:10:20 PM
must be very unamerican to use spell check LOL  ;D
;D  The funny thing is that I noticed the spelling error but was too lazy to change it, now THAT makes me an American!   :)
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 04:10:47 PM
must be very unamerican to use spell check LOL  ;D
/close enough
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: haider on January 25, 2010, 04:23:08 PM
/close enough
if 'tis be true, u reckon u're one of the biggest fags on getbig?  ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: Parker on January 25, 2010, 05:00:36 PM
I replied it.
I said,
Their mind is 100% that of Brazilian during their gen is japanese.
I was reading on wikipedia that in Brazil they don't really participate in Carnival and other national functions, but when they go to Japan they act like they are "The Brazilians", and they have started the biggest Brazilian style Carnival outside of Brazil in Japan.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: KevinP85 on January 25, 2010, 05:13:33 PM
I was reading on wikipedia that in Brazil they don't really participate in Carnival and other national functions, but when they go to Japan they act like they are "The Brazilians", and they have started the biggest Brazilian style Carnival outside of Brazil in Japan.


Japanese brazilian girls are hot :o
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 25, 2010, 05:15:05 PM

Japanese brazilian girls are hot :o
Pics or we dont believe it
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: StuartR on January 25, 2010, 05:26:03 PM
dude, 171cm is 5"6

   
171 centimeters = 5.61023622 feet

171 cm = 67.3 in = 5'7.3"
so kyomu is closer, really
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: Parker on January 25, 2010, 05:40:35 PM

Japanese brazilian girls are hot :o
As evident by that mixed Japanese Brazlilian chick...damn....
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Post by: Natural Man on January 25, 2010, 06:07:40 PM
can someone please explain to me the link between the thread's title and the youtube video featuring a woman talking japanese while filming her WC?  
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: Tapeworm on January 25, 2010, 06:24:07 PM
I say get your hands as incredibly filthy as you can before you go shopping, so it's you tainting the shopping cart and not vice versa.

 ;D
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 25, 2010, 06:35:39 PM
Shouldn't people wash their hands in a restroom BEFORE they use it? 
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 25, 2010, 06:40:47 PM
My mom up load a video of high tech toilet of my house in japan.
I am really flipped at it during i am wiping my shit with toilet paper in Barcelona. :-\



Man, that is a huge bathroom!!  :o
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: George Whorewell on January 25, 2010, 08:55:14 PM
My mom up load a video of high tech toilet of my house in japan.
I am really flipped at it during i am wiping my shit with toilet paper in Barcelona. :-\



I thought you were going to say that your genitals are no longer blurred during sex.
Title: Re: I think I am not a japanese anymore.
Post by: PRIVATE RYAN on January 26, 2010, 12:47:22 AM
;D  No, if you are 5'8", I bet they point and say "Godzirra" when you walk around Tokyo.....

fixed
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Post by: TommyBoy on January 26, 2010, 06:06:36 AM
yes those japanese toilets are quite amazing

I found one to be quite horrifying when I hit the wrong button while using one once.
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 26, 2010, 06:15:05 AM
I found one to be quite horrifying when I hit the wrong button while using one once.
That was the Nasser app.