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ok, besides just not partaking for a month, which is not an option, what's the best way to pass a simple panel piss test if you know THC is in your system?
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ok, besides just not partaking for a month, which is not an option, what's the best way to pass a simple panel piss test if you know THC is in your system?
let your mother piss for you
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seriously ok
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Don't smoke dope.
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Use insulin and glycerol.
No guarantees though. :D
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Don't smoke dope.
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get the whizzinaztor or similiar.
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detox drink, usually fairly cheap around $20, can find at any headshop. has always worked for me and my friends.
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Haha love the handle "blazer"
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detox drink, usually fairly cheap around $20, can find at any headshop. has always worked for me and my friends.
x2 Lots of water, Cranberry juice.
THC stores in the fat cells, so the more BF you hold, the more likely you are to fail. :-X
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your best option would be to quit for 2 weeks or so, if you do allot of cardio and drink tons of water, especially the day of the test you may pass with flying colors. I went through this 2 summers ago, had a new job, quit for 30 days, then I found out I had to take a hair test....I freaked out, I was shaving my head that summer so after being clean for 45 days or so and head shaving I luckily passed the test.
You can buy THC test kits at the local drugstore.....I have done the quit for 2 weeks routine in the past and that worked.
It also depends, are you lean or do you have allot of bodyfat, leaner people will test clean quicker.
You can also buy a detox kit on the internet( they consist of a viatmin formula and they cost about $150), most piss panel tests can detect those carbo-blocker drinks these days.
I have been a chronic daily smoker for 20+ years, your only real option is to back off for 2 weeks and overload on water.
you could also put clean piss in a condom, tape it to your ball bag and squezze it into the test cup, but most times they watch you piss.
Good luck...
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you could also put clean piss in a condom, tape it to your ball bag and squezze it into the test cup, but most times they watch you piss.
Good luck...
LOL
What happens when they see a condom attached to your sack? :-X
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LOL
What happens when they see a condom attached to your sack? :-X
You are OUTED.
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you can buy artificial urine that you heat up in the microwave, then you have about 90 mins to fill the cup or the temp will be off. google it
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God forbid you don't smoke for a month.
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Is it legal to be watched while pissing?
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besides just not partaking for a month, which is not an option
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why bother...you'll get fired in a month anyway......
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Is it legal to be watched while pissing?
they don't literally watch you, but they do stand by with usually the door opened or cracked.
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use someone elses piss
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use someone elses piss
Hahaha,Lawrence Taylor did that when he played for the Giants and the piss he used failed the test anyway!
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Lots of water
B vitamins
creatine
workout and hopefully have a fast metabolism
if that doesnt work use a flush drink
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those flush drinka re not reliable especially is you need the job. there are ways. pm for advice.
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those flush drinka re not reliable especially is you need the job. there are ways. pm for advice.
never failed me, it gives you about a 3 hour window. your fault if you fucked it up retard.
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never failed me, it gives you about a 3 hour window. your fault if you fucked it up retard.
not special olympics qualified like you. i never played with the 20+ dollar drinks. i got my own formula that has never failed (and is cheap) and there is no window. just gotta know what you are doing. maybe it is the shit quality mexican crap you are smoking with 2% thc?
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not special olympics qualified like you. i never played with the 20+ dollar drinks. i got my own formula that has never failed (and is cheap) and there is no window. just gotta know what you are doing. maybe it is the shit quality mexican crap you are smoking with 2% thc?
i like how you operate ;)
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this is your best bet
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What do those "flush" drinks most often contain? Hint, the ingredients aren't there to flush anything out. The opposite in fact. ;)
Which is why I mentioned insulin and glycerol.
However I'd like to hear delta's method.
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not special olympics qualified like you. i never played with the 20+ dollar drinks. i got my own formula that has never failed (and is cheap) and there is no window. just gotta know what you are doing. maybe it is the shit quality mexican crap you are smoking with 2% thc?
I'd rather smoke nothing than that shit :-X :-X