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Title: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: BIG ACH on January 28, 2010, 01:09:57 PM
Not sure if this topic was ever posted here before, but I wanted to know whats the sickest shit you ever saw?


For me, I was 16, I was at the beach in the north coast of Egypt and I saw this guy die by getting his head cut open by a speed boat's propeller.  Saw it with my own eyes, soooo much blood and pieces of his skull and brain!



That was also the summer, I got in an accident with my jet ski, got arrested for getting in a fight on the beach, and got rejected after asking out the girl who is now currently married to the son of Egypt's president (see pic below)!

(http://www.waleg.com/photos/albums/misc/khadija-elgamal/gamal4.jpg)
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Post by: lovemonkey on January 28, 2010, 01:15:03 PM
Epic name dropping.
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Post by: BIG ACH on January 28, 2010, 01:16:09 PM
Epic name dropping.

Dude, I got rejected lollll, surely it was a failed attempt at name dropping!
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Post by: slacker on January 28, 2010, 01:18:14 PM
When I was 10 I was walking home and this lady jumped off a building and hit the ground right in front of us.  I didnt actually see the impact because there was a huge water fountain in front of the building. However I did feel the ground shake.   She was a mess blood and guts everywhere   she was at least 250lbs
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Post by: Nails on January 28, 2010, 01:19:10 PM
I once was trapped on a green light intersection  unable to proceed, a car caught on fire back seat passager was trying to escape from the back window, and didnt quit make it....half his body was outside the car facing me but the flames were way to high and hot, Dude was a crisp in a matter of seconds
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Post by: BB on January 28, 2010, 01:20:51 PM
That girl is very necky.

As for sickest, when I was 12, I saw man jump from a building and get impaled by a tree on the way down, tore him from crotch to chin. Happened in front of my 7th grade art class.
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Post by: Tito24 on January 28, 2010, 01:21:32 PM
Dude, I got rejected lollll, surely it was a failed attempt at name dropping!

She would have rejected most getbiggers...
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: lovemonkey on January 28, 2010, 01:21:43 PM
I wonder what Dr. Fist would post in this thread.
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 28, 2010, 01:21:43 PM
Dude, I got rejected lollll, surely it was a failed attempt at name dropping!
You got off lucky, bro. People who cross Mubarak have a way of dying gruesomely. Like propeller 'accidents.'  ;)
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 28, 2010, 01:25:26 PM
When I was 10 I was walking home and this lady jumped off a building and hit the ground right in front of us.  I didnt actually see the impact because there was a huge water fountain in front of the building. However I did feel the ground shake.   She was a mess blood and guts everywhere   she was at least 250lbs

I have the same type of story. Some dude jumped off a building and landed about 25 feet away while my buddies were walking in the same direction.  It was freaking disgusting.

One of the craziest things I ever saw was a motorcycle accident.  It just stopped raining and this dude was slamming down the road and hit an oil patch, his bike started to skid sideways then it caught the road, this dude was thrown like a ragdoll about 50 yards just flipping, twisting, bouncing off of the road.  It was insane.  When he finally landed and stopped, his legs were bent underneath him, arms snapped in all places.  The crazy part was how quick the cops were on the scene.  Within 30 seconds they were already there.  Not sure if this guy was running away from the cops.
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Post by: kiwiol on January 28, 2010, 01:25:56 PM
(http://www.waleg.com/photos/albums/misc/khadija-elgamal/gamal4.jpg)

Looks like a cross between Sophie Marceau and a giraffe.
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Post by: CalvinH on January 28, 2010, 01:28:29 PM
When sev posted the pics of xerces,and then xerces defending himself saying he's not gay and every straight guy takes pic like that :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: BIG ACH on January 28, 2010, 01:31:28 PM
You got off lucky, bro. People who cross Mubarak have a way of dying gruesomely. Like propeller 'accidents.'  ;)

LOL yes yes they do!
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 28, 2010, 01:31:41 PM
at the mall outside the womens restroom i saw a decent looking woman leaning her back against a wall and sorta halfbent over...her hands on her knees...

then her hands go from her knees to her face, to hide it and i hear the loudest diarrhea fart coupled with a splatter like sound and an immediate darkening of the seat of the pants (the little i could make out)

i ws 21 i think at the time....i didn't stick around....i just left....
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 28, 2010, 01:33:31 PM
o...BIG ACH....i took the title of your thread literally....
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Post by: lovemonkey on January 28, 2010, 01:34:11 PM
at the mall outside the womens restroom i saw a decent looking woman leaning her back against a wall and sorta halfbent over...her hands on her knees...

then her hands go from her knees to her face, to hide it and i hear the loudest diarrhea fart coupled with a splatter like sound and an immediate darkening of the seat of the pants (the little i could make out)

i ws 21 i think at the time....i didn't stick around....i just left....

Kinda gives you a phobia of anal sex, doesn't it?
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 28, 2010, 01:34:29 PM
saw a guy in a morotcycle accident, I was stuck in traffic in opposing lane, just before they covered him up.  head smashed in down into his neck/chest.   RIP.
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Post by: Tito24 on January 28, 2010, 01:39:37 PM
saw a guy in a morotcycle accident, I was stuck in traffic in opposing lane, just before they covered him up.  head smashed in down into his neck/chest.   RIP.

that's nothing bro...

i know a guy who posts on the same bodybuilding forum as me. and he sat next to Jonsey from police academy at a charity event..
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Post by: Parker on January 28, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
 I was taking a tour of Baltimore's Shock Trauma and saw a guy on a stand, who had one leg and the other leg was gone from the knee down--been like that. One guy was taking skin off the good leg to I guess to a skin graph for the bad leg, and at the same time they were scrubbing his asshole out, and one could drop a grapefruit (no Kai jokes) down there. I ask the person giving me the tour what the deal was. It was Colon Cancer.

There was a woman who was DOA, she had gotten out of the car on the side of the road and was hit by a truck---the truck pushed her against the door, which acted like a blade and split her from groin up.

There was a guy try to commit suicide by putting the gun to his chin--he lived buy his face looked like someone stepped on a tomato. They had to use part of ribs to reconstruct his face.
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Post by: saopl on January 28, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
a black president.  ;D
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Post by: kiwiol on January 28, 2010, 01:53:00 PM
There was a guy try to commit suicide by putting the gun to his chin--he lived buy his face looked like someone stepped on a tomato. They had to use part of ribs to reconstruct his face.

Talk about spare ribs.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 28, 2010, 01:54:24 PM
 I saw a male hit by amtrak train just north of san diego...
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Post by: Tito24 on January 28, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
I saw a male hit by amtrak train just north of san diego...

...
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Post by: slacker on January 28, 2010, 02:07:12 PM
a black president.  ;D
classic   ;D
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Post by: disturbia on January 28, 2010, 02:20:27 PM
I saw a guy in a fight bite out a chunk of a guys forehead and spit it out

oh wait,
Im that guy,......I rate that as one of my top three moments
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: BIG ACH on January 28, 2010, 02:33:12 PM
I saw a guy in a fight bite out a chunk of a guys forehead and spit it out

oh wait,
Im that guy,......I rate that as one of my top three moments

Were you teh guy bitten or the guy biting?



My dad was in a fight actually once, and some guy bit his right earlobe off completely!
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: disturbia on January 28, 2010, 02:38:31 PM
Were you teh guy bitten or the guy biting?



My dad was in a fight actually once, and some guy bit his right earlobe off completely!

I was the biter---I love to take chunks out of people--I have no idea why
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Post by: delta9mda on January 28, 2010, 02:43:30 PM
a black president.  ;D
oh shit whooooooosh
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Post by: mar10s on January 28, 2010, 02:46:21 PM
 ;D
I wonder what Dr. Fist would post in this thread.
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: pugalist666 on January 28, 2010, 02:49:31 PM
I was the biter---I love to take chunks out of people--I have no idea why
why did ya bite him ? was he kicking your ass ?
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: disturbia on January 28, 2010, 02:52:48 PM
why did ya bite him ? was he kicking your ass ?

no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people
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Post by: che on January 28, 2010, 02:57:11 PM
no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people

 :o
(http://www.scaryandfun.com/scarypics_files/image005.jpg)
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Post by: pugalist666 on January 28, 2010, 03:03:02 PM
no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people
why where you guys fighting ?
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Post by: io856 on January 28, 2010, 03:06:20 PM
no i just have a habit that when it gets close quarters i take chunks out of people
;)
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Post by: disturbia on January 28, 2010, 03:06:51 PM
why where you guys fighting ?


he spit on my (at the time) wife
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Post by: Option D on January 28, 2010, 03:10:13 PM
In college i was playing in a football game...This kid caught a pass on my up the sideline and the safety was late gettin over there...well i tackled him and he fell on the knee of the safety and it broke his radius and ulna and both bones came out...that was the first quarter...sort of freaked me out for the entire game.
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Post by: YoungBlood on January 28, 2010, 03:14:37 PM
 Saw it with my own eyes, soooo much blood and pieces of his skull and brain!


Nice pleonasm.

How else would you see it? With your feet? :P
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 28, 2010, 03:21:51 PM
Kinda gives you a phobia of anal sex, doesn't it?

thanx man! i REALLY needed that visual  >:(
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Post by: Tombo on January 28, 2010, 03:25:59 PM
I saw a guy in a fight bite out a chunk of a guys forehead and spit it out

oh wait,
Im that guy,......I rate that as one of my top three moments
lololol
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: BIG ACH on January 28, 2010, 03:30:45 PM

Nice pleonasm.

How else would you see it? With your feet? :P

Well.... like I saw it myself, not like someone told me about it!

But I get what you're saying, sounds stupid if you think about it!
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Post by: HICKSON on January 28, 2010, 03:35:46 PM
Adonis and his "pickle jar' video.

http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html (http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html)

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Post by: Nirvana on January 28, 2010, 03:38:56 PM
you wanna see good fights go to a southern baptist church
heres what happened: these old codgers sit in the same pew week after week, year after year; and if you sit in their spot they don't like it too much. One sunday two guys got in a fight over a seat,  "man A" bit off "man B's" throat splattering blood errwhere. remeber this isn't southside chicago, this is in church on the sabbath




















true story
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Post by: noworries on January 28, 2010, 09:15:42 PM
How come you didn't get her in the center of the photo.  We can't see all of her. Move left a little
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Post by: Krankenstein on January 29, 2010, 05:28:30 AM
That was also the summer, I got in an accident with my jet ski, got arrested for getting in a fight on the beach, and got rejected after asking out the girl who is now currently married to the son of Egypt's president (see pic below)!

(http://www.waleg.com/photos/albums/misc/khadija-elgamal/gamal4.jpg)

Good thing the husbands "friends" didnt come by and let you know that wasnt a good idea.
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Post by: Chevron427 on January 29, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
Not sure if this topic was ever posted here before, but I wanted to know whats the sickest shit you ever saw?


For me, I was 16, I was at the beach in the north coast of Egypt and I saw this guy die by getting his head cut open by a speed boat's propeller.  Saw it with my own eyes, soooo much blood and pieces of his skull and brain!



That was also the summer, I got in an accident with my jet ski, got arrested for getting in a fight on the beach, and got rejected after asking out the girl who is now currently married to the son of Egypt's president (see pic below)!

(http://www.waleg.com/photos/albums/misc/khadija-elgamal/gamal4.jpg)

I cant even imagine how homosexual you must feel to call yourself BIG "..." how many fingers do you stick inside yourself while you call your own name to climax.....
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Post by: BIG ACH on January 29, 2010, 06:51:58 AM
I cant even imagine how homosexual you must feel to call yourself BIG "..." how many fingers do you stick inside yourself while you call your own name to climax.....

 ;D

(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/bigachlicenseplate.jpg)


(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/beltandstraps.jpg)
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Post by: io856 on January 29, 2010, 06:54:01 AM
I cant even imagine how homosexual you must feel to call yourself BIG "..." how many fingers do you stick inside yourself while you call your own name to climax.....
maybe he has a huge penis

and his friends called him big ach because of it
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Post by: spinnis on January 29, 2010, 07:43:40 AM
maybe he has a huge penis

and his friends called him big ach because of it

no, the "big" part is refering to the dudes gums  ;D
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Post by: pluck on January 29, 2010, 09:00:51 AM
When I was 19 or 20 we were at this lame party and started to get bored. Now I realize when you combine boredom and being wasted, it's a recipe for funny shit.

2 of my buddies started walking down the street and decide to shit on a car. One drops a deuce on the trunk and the other pops a squat on the hood of a purple late model Dodge Stratus. I was laughing/puking from disgust and hilarity. I guess this shows the degenerates I hang out with, luckily those days are well behind me.

I've been lucky enough not to see people jump to their deaths...etc.
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Post by: JaggyShortBuff on January 29, 2010, 09:10:12 AM
When I was a kid riding with my parents, my dad had to slam the breaks from almost hitting this girl that was running across traffic. The girl only made it one more lane(traffic heading the other way) than wham! Car gotta her full front watched her body fold over smash the hood and windshield as she bounced across the car and land behind the car right in front of another car. It was crazy how slow it seemed to happen.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 29, 2010, 09:19:59 AM
;D

(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/bigachlicenseplate.jpg)


(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/beltandstraps.jpg)

That's F*cking cool dude!!
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Post by: powerpack on January 29, 2010, 09:20:39 AM
1) I saw a guy being ripped in half in front of me.
I could not eat meat for weeks after that.

2) The ANC used to necklace people in South Africa (Burn them to death with a petrol filled tyre around their necks) the smell and sight of that also used to effect me.
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 29, 2010, 09:30:37 AM
1) I saw a guy being ripped in half in front of me.
I could not eat meat for weeks after that.

2) The ANC used to necklace people in South Africa (Burn them to death with a petrol filled tyre around their necks) the smell and sight of that also used to effect me.

DAMN!!! that's some hard sh!t!!!
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Post by: BIG ACH on January 29, 2010, 09:42:22 AM
That's F*cking cool dude!!


Its amazing how much fun life could if you have no shame lol  :D
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Post by: freespirit on January 29, 2010, 10:38:25 AM
I saw a guy in a fight bite out a chunk of a guys forehead and spit it out

oh wait,
Im that guy,......I rate that as one of my top three moments

Dan18 would still headbutt you...
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Post by: Option D on January 29, 2010, 10:54:53 AM
Dan18 would still headbutt you...

and would win
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Post by: rccs on January 29, 2010, 11:00:30 AM
I saw a bus falling down from a bridge and everyone drowning inside. It was insane!
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Post by: Mars on January 29, 2010, 11:02:54 AM
a russian soldier getting his neck sliced
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Post by: Option D on January 29, 2010, 11:11:28 AM
THREAD OVER
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Post by: newmom on January 29, 2010, 11:15:17 AM
on time at band camp....
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Post by: che on January 29, 2010, 11:16:17 AM
My wife giving birth  :-X
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Post by: Mars on January 29, 2010, 11:17:20 AM
club rectum
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Post by: Flexb on January 29, 2010, 12:02:17 PM
I've seen nothing and thankful for that
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Post by: funk51 on January 29, 2010, 03:07:44 PM
i literally saw an old guy drop his pants in the middle of the day in broad daylight and take a shit right on the street, and i live in small town usa. one other funnt thing i saw an old guy peeled the skins off of hot dogs in a restaurant and put them in his pocket? why?
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Post by: funk51 on January 29, 2010, 03:10:14 PM
he looked something like this guy.
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Post by: funk51 on January 29, 2010, 03:10:51 PM
THREAD OVER
         how much can she bench press?
Title: Re: Sickest shit you ever saw?
Post by: Ursus on January 29, 2010, 04:43:49 PM
Girl trapped under teh wheel of a bus, Nov 2008. She was 16. She died.
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Post by: Nails on January 29, 2010, 04:49:12 PM
(http://www.pattishomepage.com/forwards/true/squat.jpg)
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 29, 2010, 05:01:38 PM
I saw a guy in a fight bite out a chunk of a guys forehead and spit it out

oh wait,
Im that guy,......I rate that as one of my top three moments
I saw that shit once - dude took a chunk out of  guys chin and then spit it back out on the dude
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Post by: WillGrant on January 29, 2010, 05:12:54 PM
Anything posted along the lines of this pic  :-X
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Post by: joeB on January 29, 2010, 05:15:45 PM
www.inhumanity.com...tha t should do the trick
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Post by: funk51 on January 30, 2010, 02:29:02 PM
you wanna see good fights go to a southern baptist church
heres what happened: these old codgers sit in the same pew week after week, year after year; and if you sit in their spot they don't like it too much. One sunday two guys got in a fight over a seat,  "man A" bit off "man B's" throat splattering blood errwhere. remeber this isn't southside chicago, this is in church on the sabbath


disgruntled worshippers it was only a matter of time.

















true story
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Post by: disturbia on January 30, 2010, 02:31:24 PM
Dan18 would still headbutt you...

from 9 feet away no less
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Post by: slacker on January 30, 2010, 05:34:27 PM
Anything posted along the lines of this pic  :-X
gross
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Post by: Mobil on January 30, 2010, 08:19:29 PM
when i was 22 we were leaving a club and a guy had a mustang convertable down right in front of us at a red light.. it was 2:30 am.. we were heading home and some one ran up on him with a gun and blew his brains out execution style.. was nasty... we just turned our blinker on  and went around his car/deadbody.. hehe we were tired
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2010, 08:21:14 PM
when i was 22 we were leaving a club and a guy had a mustang convertable down right in front of us.. it was 2:30 am.. we were heading home and some one ran up on him with a gun and blew his brains out execution style.. was nasty... we just turned our blinker on  and went around his car/deadbody.. hehe we were tired
WHERE WAS THIS? DID ANY GREY MATTER HIT YOU?
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Post by: Mobil on January 30, 2010, 08:22:17 PM
was in houston(ghetto area).. nah was a car in front of us.. we were wasted
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2010, 08:24:42 PM
was in houston(ghetto area).. nah was a car in front of us.. we were wasted
5TH WARD? THE NICKEL?
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Post by: Mobil on January 30, 2010, 08:32:19 PM
richmond and westhiemer area
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2010, 08:33:44 PM
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Post by: Parker on January 30, 2010, 08:39:59 PM
Funny sick shit.

When I was younger I heated up a packet of my parent's Quaker's oatmeal. I then proceeded to eat. On one spoonful I saw that a "oat" was moving, up and down. it was a maggot, that looked exactly like oats...I spit my food out, went to the bathroom and threw up.

Another time in college, one of my room-mates got something from GNC, he pulled the bag out of the package, and some moths came flying out. He then opened it, and he saw more moths...he started running around scared...He was from South Side of Chicago (same HS that R Kelly went to). he was supposed to be "hard", but it was hard not laughing at some "supposedly hard dude" running around screaming.
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2010, 08:42:58 PM
THIS SHIT WAS PRETTY SICK